The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

This matter will be overshadowed by the word "reluctantly" in her heart~

After all, girls are very thin-skinned. Plus, it was Chen Zixuan who did it first, locking her in the morgue cabinet in the haunted house for more than ten minutes, and scaring her like a little girl to the point of revealing her true colors. She started crying in shame.

It has come to this. How can Miss Heizi, who has always tried to appear strong in front of others, run to a man who is asking for his own death and say something like "Heizi doesn't blame you~ Don't be angry~ Just follow Heizi home now, okay? Be good~"

But the result was that what Heizi, who thought that Chen Zixuan, who was locked outside and became homeless, would knock on the door and apologize to him, did not expect!

Not only did he not come back and knock on the door to confront her as she expected, and apologize for locking her in the morgue cabinet in the haunted house! Instead, he went out to buy a bed and quilt and made a temporary nest for himself at the emergency staircase on this floor to fight her? !

And he spent two whole days with her? !

During the day, he still goes to work as if nothing happened? At night, after get off work, he just stays at the emergency staircase? !

After seeing what Chen Zixuan did, do you think Miss Heizi felt sorry for this man who has been taking good care of her since she traveled through time?

Or was she even more angry at the man for sleeping on the floor at the emergency staircase just to spite her?

Or maybe both.

But even Miss Heizi herself is not clear about it, or she doesn't want to admit it.

In fact, in her heart, what she had done to Chen Zixuan in the past two days was obviously an act of silent protest against her. The proportion of her feeling sorry for a man was much greater than the proportion of her feeling angry at a man.

After all, although Chen Zixuan had already told her blatantly before that he wanted to pursue her, a lesbian who already had someone in her heart, with the purpose of getting married!

But this man's attitude towards her during the period after she traveled through time was that he almost never fought back when hit or scolded her. He even deliberately risked being beaten by her to divert her attention when she began to doubt the reality of the world and even felt despair.

The man paid for it out of his own pocket and used numerous connections to get an ID card for this woman, to whom he was originally a stranger.

The one who lent her his shoulder without hesitation when she cried.

The man who heard that she was in danger and even risked his life ran a red light on his bike and was almost hit and killed by a car.

That... that bastard...

Miss Heizi is kind-hearted by nature and knows how to be grateful in her heart. She is not the unreasonable and heartless woman at all. After seeing the other party sleeping on the floor in the corridor like a homeless person.

How could I not feel sorry for him and feel distressed for him? !

But...

As I said before, as a girl, the black fans can't let go of my cute little face...

But it happened today, just now!

The moment Chen Zixuan's friend, the guy named Lao Wu, knocked on the door of this house, Heizi saw hope that he could make Chen Zixuan, a guy who was as stubborn as a cow, go home obediently without having to lose face!

So she did not hesitate to report the current location of a certain stubborn bull to the other party when he handed her his documents and was about to leave.

But what do you think...

Not only did the other party fail to help her successfully bring the stubborn bull back home, but he also gave her a "helping out a friend" move, which ended up being a scene from a Jin Yong martial arts masterpiece...

"Ah!!! Baha bah bah bah bah bah bah!!! Will you die if you try to understand a girl's mind from a different perspective?! It's true that people make friends like them!!! Damn it! He has to wait for the black guy to go out and ask her to come home before he's willing to go home?! Are all Chinese men this stubborn?! Damn it!!!"

Thinking of this, Heizi suddenly hugged his head and fell into a frenzy. After venting his current emotions loudly, he immediately ran out of the bedroom with a dark face and rushed to the closed security door in the living room...

However, just when Heizi, with a dark face and an unhappy look on her face, was about to go and catch the stubborn bull who had been angry with her and had bought a bed and quilt to live on at the stairs of this floor for two days!

Heizi opened the door and slammed it shut, but suddenly he saw out of the corner of his eye a note written on a letterhead next to the security door.

So, Heizi, who accidentally noticed the note, was successfully attracted by the note which was obviously written in Chen Zixuan's handwriting, and stopped his hurried steps.

To the unreasonable Ms. Shirai:

Because I can't stand your stubbornness and willfulness, I have decided to run away from home! Unless you personally send a confession video to my QQ circle of friends!

You are required to be sincere and gentle, kneel down on both knees and hold a basin full of water on your head! Write a letter of guarantee, read it in front of the camera and sign it to make it legally effective!

Otherwise I swear I won’t go home!

BY: I took all my bank cards with me! The only thing left at home is twenty dollars in the bedside table in the bedroom! I don’t believe you can hold on!

The person who left the message: Mr. Chen!

“Haha…haha…hahahahaha…oh hahahahahaha!!! Running away from home?! And you didn’t even leave money for Heizi?! Just die out there, you bastard!!!”

At this moment, Miss Heizi was really angry...

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Asking for collection in the middle of the night!!!

Chapter 65: A Smart Move

With a broken smile, Heizi tore off the note that Chen Zixuan had posted on his doorstep from the wall. He was no longer in the mood or need to go to the emergency staircase on this floor to catch Chen Zixuan and take him home.

After all, now he can no longer stand her bullying and runs away~

Even if I run to the staircase on this floor now, I can't find the person I'm looking for~

So, after learning the news, Miss Heizi put on her shoes and closed the door, then took out the room key that she currently carried with her.

As he opened the security door next to the wall where the note was posted, he casually took off his sandals and rushed into the bedroom.

He then took out the red book with the words "Marriage Certificate" written on it from the drawer of the bedroom wardrobe, which was given to him by Lao Wu earlier. With an angry look on his face, he made the same gesture as before, as if he was about to tear it up.

But...

"..."

With the intention of tearing up the marriage certificate completely, she took the red book in her hand, took a deep breath and thought for a moment before tearing up the marriage certificate. Then, Heizi, who still failed to tear up the marriage certificate, immediately rushed to a household appliance that had been occupied by her in Chen Zixuan's house.

That is, in front of the laptop.

He opened the closed computer, swiftly pressed the power button of the laptop, and after the system started up, he quickly opened the webpage and logged into a certain Baidu forum. He quickly tapped the keyboard and posted such a topic post on the forum!

[Seeking advice] What should I do if I accidentally marry someone I hate? ! Waiting online! Very urgent!

1st floor: Just get divorced~ Isn’t that easy?

2nd floor: No, no, no! Please treat 1st floor's words as fart! You must not leave!

After seeing the opposing views expressed on the first and second floors, Miss Heizi, who was sitting in front of the computer waiting for a reply with a serious face, couldn't help but raise her eyebrows~

Floor 3 [Original Poster]: [Reply to Floor 2] Why can’t we leave?

4th floor: [Reply to the original poster] Because in our great China there is a saying: 'After finishing high school, I worked outside. Work was too tiring, the boss was too fierce, a sister introduced me, and I developed my uterus. As soon as I took off my pants, the client thrust hard. It was painful at first, and then it got loose! After persisting for a few years, I became a millionaire! I spent a little money and the repair was successful! I returned to my hometown and lied about working! I found a young man and made him my husband! A scream! The performance was a success! I had a bunch of kids and died happily~'.

5th floor [Original Poster]: ...What do you mean?

6th floor: [Reply to the original poster] 4L's meaning is very simple, that is, in our great country, women can be unfaithful! It is OK even if they are not virgins! Even if they are whores, as long as they can get a hymen repair surgery when they want to get married and become virgins again, there will be people willing to take them! But they must not be divorced women!

7th Floor [Original Poster]: Why?

8th floor: Because men in our great country are very concerned about their personal reputation, if a divorced woman wants to remarry, it is generally difficult for her to find a man she likes and to get the happiness she wants again. Even if she finds a replacement and marries him, the other party will not love and care about you as much as your husband in your first marriage. Your marriage record will also be registered with information about your previous marriage to someone else. It's like you used to be very promiscuous and slept with countless men, but that was limited to your private dates. As long as you keep it secret well, your future husband will never know the fact that you are a slut! But once you get married, divorced, and then remarried, your previous marriage record will become a record of "you have slept with a man before" in front of your second husband and his family! You will go from being an unknown slut to an officially recognized slut! With this as a benchmark, your second marriage life in the future will become...

Floor 9: If your second-married husband insults you, you can’t talk back because you are a second-married slut!

Floor 10: You can’t control your second-marriage husband’s affair with a mistress because you are a second-marriage slut!

Floor 11: You can’t do anything if your second-married husband has a mistress because you are a second-married slut!

12th floor: You can’t control your second-marriage husband if he doesn’t come home at night! Because you are a second-marriage...

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"These... these bastards... actually... actually..."

At this moment, Heizi, who decisively deleted the post she posted on Tieba, was shaking uncontrollably all over, because she had never expected that!

In my thirteen years of life! In my youth, which is just beginning like the prime of my life! In my life of traveling through time and space, which has only been less than a month!

You've become someone else's shrew so quickly!

And! And I can’t even file for divorce with that annoying guy?! Once I get divorced, I will become a second-married slut with official approval and signature?!

This! This is fucking bullshit! Miss Heizi now said that she was ready to immediately catch the bastard named Chen who was still playing the childish game of running away from home with her and strangle him to death in public through live streaming!

How can she survive if we ask her out from now on? !

Well, even if she divorced Chen Zixuan now and made up her mind to never marry again, the shadow of this "slut" would still be recorded in the marriage file filed by the Celestial Government in the world she currently traveled through!

It will become a shadow that will linger in Shirai Kuroko's life!

Unless... unless she can successfully create a time-travel machine and travel back to Academy City...

But the problem is...

How can she go back now?

Such an unreliable thing as dimension travel...can she do it by herself?

"Assholes... Assholes, assholes, assholes, assholes, assholes!!! You are the second-married sluts!!! Your whole family is second-married sluts!!! Ah!!! Chen! Zi! Xuan!!! And that policeman!!! The haters will never be done with you!!!"

No matter what, no matter how angry Miss Heizi is now, she has to admit that she is a thirteen-year-old beautiful girl.

It is not known whether he is being assisted consciously or unconsciously by a certain bad friend of Chen Zixuan who is a cop!

Completely and thoroughly defeated by Chen Zixuan...

If, she can't return to Academy City...

If she could only stay in this world for the rest of her life...

If she doesn't want to be a second-married slut officially recognized by the world...

Well, judging from the current situation, a man named Chen who looks honest on weekdays can be said to be completely "one step ahead" in the love defense battle with Miss Heizi that has just begun not long ago~

Dear Miss Shirai Kuroko~ Unless you can find a way to successfully return to Academy City now~ Otherwise, under the suffocating routine of [Marriage Certificate]~

Where else can you run to?

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Ask for collection!

Chapter 66: Isn’t it good?

After deciding to run away from home in front of the overly bullying Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan followed a man named Zhao, who was also beaten badly by Miss Heizi, to the other party's home...

However, when the two men arrived downstairs at Lao Wu's house together, the two unfortunate men both found that they had not yet solved the problem of dinner. So, the two men, who had already been [beaten] into a consensus by the amiable Miss Heizi at this stage, made an appointment to come to a roadside food stall before going home. Each of them ordered two bottles of beer, and while chatting about some interesting and annoying things they had encountered recently, they started drinking and eating dinner.

Suddenly, when the two were chatting happily, the person sitting opposite Chen Zixuan at the table suddenly had an expression on his face as if he remembered something.

Then he mysteriously leaned his head towards Chen Zixuan who was sitting across the table, lowered his voice and whispered to Chen Zixuan.

"Hey! Lao Chen! There's something I forgot to tell you!"

"What?" Looking at the mysterious look revealed by Lao Wu at this moment, Chen Zixuan was puzzled, but also felt a little curious in his heart, so he followed Lao Wu and leaned his head towards the other party.

"I'm telling you~"

"Ah."

"Didn't you ask me to get an ID card for that cruel kid of yours a while ago?"

"Ah."

"I got it done for her. I'll go to your house today to see you. I'll help you deliver the ID card to that kid on my way home from get off work."

"Then what?" Chen Zixuan raised his eyebrows. He knew very well that if Lao Wu was only telling him about Miss Heizi's ID card, then there was no need to act so mysterious.

Sure enough, as soon as he asked the question, Lao Wu, who was sitting very close to him, immediately looked around the table of the food stall carefully with his eyes. After discovering that there were not many people around his and Chen Zixuan's table, he put his mouth close to Chen Zixuan's ear and whispered.

"Then I'll take her household registration and ID card and help you get your marriage certificate!"

"..."

"What do you think? Am I a caring brother enough?" Lao Wu had a very annoying smile on his face and raised his thumb.

But what about Chen Zixuan? After seeing the way Lao Wu acted towards him, he was silent for a while, but finally he spoke these words to Lao Wu.

"...Is it fake?"

"What's fake?"

"That marriage certificate you mentioned, the one you got must be a fake one, right?"

"...Hey, hey! I'm a policeman after all! How could I possibly make a fake ID? You're not..."