The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"Even if you take off this skin, you are still an ordinary citizen. And even if you have connections in the Civil Affairs Bureau, you can't get it done without Shirai and I showing up in person, right? Besides, even if you can retrieve my household registration information on the police intranet, you don't have my original household registration booklet, what can you do?"

"..."

"Tell me the truth, Lao Wu, how much did you pay for it?"

"...30 yuan. It was from a guy I caught making fake IDs before. He didn't want any money from me at first, but I gave him the 30 yuan directly after he finished the process."

After seeing Chen Zixuan, a guy who usually had a very long reaction time, suddenly become alert at this moment, Lao Wu was no longer in the mood to continue playing this kind of international joke with Chen Zixuan, so after thinking for a moment, he admitted the fact that he had made a fake marriage certificate in order to play this kind of international joke with Chen Zixuan.

As for Chen Zixuan, after hearing Lao Wu's admission, he couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand and sighed.

"Old Five, you are already 24 years old, why are you so confused? You said you spent a few dozen dollars to make a fake ID just to joke with me, but why did you go find someone you arrested to help you make it? If the other person gets caught making a fake ID in the future and you reveal it, I'm afraid you won't want to be a policeman anymore."

"What are you afraid of? That guy has retired from this business! He even opened a decent-sized restaurant and made more money than when he was making fake certificates. I only got him to make an exception and help me with this because I caught him before. Otherwise, if someone else came to him to do this, he wouldn't even bother to respond!"

"Well... now that you've said that..."

Seeing Lao Wu's indifferent look, Chen Zixuan, as a bystander, didn't want to continue arguing with Lao Wu about this matter.

After casually responding to Lao Wu, he took out his mobile phone with a helpless look on his face, opened the phone book and directly found Miss Heizi's phone number.

"Old Chen? What are you doing?" Seeing Chen Zixuan's actions, curious Old Five couldn't help but ask casually.

"What? What else can I do? Of course I should text Shirai to explain?"

"Explain? Explain that the marriage certificate is fake?"

"Of course~ What else?"

Chen Zixuan took out his mobile phone and answered Lao Wu's question casually. However, after he answered Lao Wu's question casually, Lao Wu, who was sitting opposite him, suddenly stretched out his hand and covered the screen of Chen Zixuan's mobile phone.

His sudden action made Chen Zixuan, whose movements were interrupted, look unhappy.

"...What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? What do you mean? I finally created an opportunity for you to completely tie up this little girl! And now you want to destroy it with your own hands?"

"Huh? Opportunity?" Chen Zixuan felt that he could not understand Lao Wu's thought process at the moment, so after he made a puzzled sound after hearing what Lao Wu said, he continued to ask Lao Wu.

"What chance? You made a fake marriage certificate for me and Shirai, aren't you just trying to play a joke on me?"

"Are you kidding? Yes! I admit it! I did have the idea of ​​using a fake marriage certificate to joke with you, but have you ever thought about it?"

"What have you been thinking about?"

Seeing Lao Wu's serious look, Chen Zixuan, who originally thought that Lao Wu had just played a joke on him by getting a fake marriage certificate for him and Heizi, couldn't help but become serious.

"Old Chen, think about this. If a married woman now says she wants to be with you and spend her whole life with you, would you be willing?"

"...If I really like her, would I be willing?" After thinking for a moment, Chen Zixuan gave this answer.

"But what if you just want to find a girl to marry? If you are with a married woman before, can you guarantee that you will love her as if she were a virgin for the rest of your life?"

"This... should be possible, right? After all, we're going to spend our whole lives together..." There was hesitation in Chen Zixuan's tone when he gave this answer.

Taking advantage of Chen Zixuan's slight hesitation, Lao Wu immediately added a sentence to Chen Zixuan!

"You can, but that doesn't mean most people can! Our great country has a history of 5,000 years, of which 4,000 years are feudal! The feudal ideas that have been passed down from generation to generation cannot be completely wiped out in just a few decades of reform and opening up! Moreover, the older generation after the founding of the country is still here! Those older generations! That is, your parents! My parents! How many of their generation can accept their son marrying a married woman? Even if you can accept it!"

"...So, according to what you said, most women who got married, divorced, and then remarried will not have a happy life after the second marriage, right? Even if her husband can accept it, she must endure the difficulties or discrimination from the older generation of her husband's family? But this...wait!"

Chen Zixuan, who was about to ask Lao Wu, "What does this have to do with the fact that you made a fake marriage certificate for me and Bai Jing without my permission," was suddenly stunned!

Because he seemed to suddenly understand what Lao Wu meant!

Under the misunderstanding of the fake marriage certificate, Miss Heizi, whom he wanted to pursue and develop into his wife, would mistakenly believe that he has become a married woman.

And when she learned about the miserable and unsatisfactory lives of most remarried women in China...

This little girl, who is actually only thirteen years old, has been trapped by herself in disguise? !

And after living together for a period of time, Chen Zixuan also realized that although Heizi appeared to be not only wanton and slutty, but in fact she was the kind of aristocratic lady who attached great importance to chastity and reputation!

How could such a young lady allow herself to become a slut? !

So with this marriage certificate, if the unruly little princess in Chen Zixuan's family doesn't want to be a widow without a man for the rest of her life, then she will be completely trapped by herself! ?

Even if this marriage certificate is fake, even if Lao Wu only spent thirty yuan to get it!

But as long as this misunderstanding has not been resolved! As long as the other party still doesn't know whether the marriage certificate is real or fake!

The existence named Shirai Kuroko could only be forced to stay beside Chen Zixuan!

I don’t even dare to run!

Leave?! I dare not!

"...But Lao Wu...don't you think doing this...is shameless?" After understanding what Lao Wu meant, Chen Zixuan, who had not put down the phone in his hand, couldn't help but look conflicted.

And Old Five, who saw Chen Zixuan's appearance clearly, couldn't help but put on a meaningful smile at this moment.

"What's so shameless about that? After all, you're looking for a wife now, so why would you have time to care about moral integrity?"

"But...if I really catch Shirai in the future, and if we really develop to the point where we need to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, how am I going to explain to Shirai about this fake marriage certificate you made?"

"Haha~ So, Chen Zixuan~ You~ You don't know women at all because you don't have much experience in love~ How can a woman who truly loves you care about the white lies you told in the past to pursue her? Well~ Even if she cares, even if she no longer loves you or even hates you after knowing it~ But when the time comes! You just need to make her pregnant first and then tell her that the marriage certificate is fake! With this big belly, she will have no choice but to obey you obediently, you know? After all, the kinder and more reserved a girl is, the less she wants her child to be born without a father, right?"

"..."

Lao Wu's words were so heartbreaking that even Chen Zixuan, a kind-hearted and honest man, couldn't help but feel a little moved!

However, even though his heart had begun to waver towards the direction of shamelessness, Chen Zixuan's face still had a trace of hesitation...

After all, the correct strategy and posture of Miss Heizi given by Lao Wu...

It is really...

So shameless!

However, at this moment, two couples sitting at a table not far from Chen Zixuan and Lao Wu started arguing for some unknown reason.

Of the two lovers, the woman's mood was extremely unstable! She cried so loudly that it could be heard from a distance of several hundred meters.

While crying, the girl kept yelling at her boyfriend.

"You know what?! I have always believed what you said to me when we were dating! I have always believed in you! But now you tell me! It was just a misunderstanding?! Our relationship that lasted for two years was just a misunderstanding?! Do you know how sad I am now?! Okay! Even if our relationship is just a misunderstanding as you said! But can't you let me continue to misunderstand like this?! Woo woo~"

"Xiao Qian, please listen to my explanation!" The girl cried so loudly and sadly that her boyfriend couldn't help but want to comfort her.

However, before the girl's boyfriend could give her any explanation, the girl threw herself into his arms.

"Hey~Is it not good to let me misunderstand you for the rest of my life?"

Chen Zixuan, who saw this scene being performed by the couple in the distance, couldn't help but hesitate in his heart at this moment.

Holding the phone, she repeated the sentence as if mumbling to herself. The girl not far away said this to her boyfriend before throwing herself into his arms...

"Isn't it good to have this misunderstanding for a lifetime?"

——————————————Dividing line——————————————

Please collect it! ! ! !

Chapter 67: Suffocating Breasts

It must be said that Lao Wu is indeed a legendary figure who had tricked the girls who wanted to find him to take over!

The tricks are very varied~

After his explanation, Chen Zixuan, who originally wanted to call Miss Heizi to explain the misunderstanding about the [marriage certificate], put away his phone with the text message function turned on without him even noticing...

Then the whole person was in a daze as if he had lost his soul...

This situation continued until the next afternoon...

After work, Lao Wu and Chen Zixuan, who had just gotten off work, made an appointment to come to the fighting club opened by Lao Wu's former instructor in the police academy, which is now in the city.

"Hey! Lao Wu, who was your former instructor?"

Looking around the club, there were a group of men wearing only shorts, sweating on sandbags!

As a gentleman, Chen Zixuan felt that he had come to a place full of murderous aura, and he couldn't help but become a little restrained.

He lowered his voice and whispered to Lao Wu beside him.

"My instructor? The one over there~"

After hearing Chen Zixuan's question, Lao Wu, who was looking straight ahead at the front, tried to stick out his mouth right in front of Chen Zixuan.

Afterwards, when Chen Zixuan asked in a low voice and looked in the direction of Lao Wu's pointed mouth, a look of surprise appeared on his face.

"A girl?!"

"Nonsense! Did I tell you that my coach in the police academy was a man? Besides, can't women join the army and become instructors in the police academy after retirement?" Seeing Chen Zixuan's fussing look, Lao Wu on the side couldn't help but roll his eyes at him.

"Uh...that's not the question. I'm just a little surprised. By the way, Lao Wu? Shall we go up and say hello to your instructor now? After all, it's already this late. If we don't go up and talk to him, he'll be off work soon." After Chen Zixuan took out his cell phone to check the time, he said to Lao Wu with a slightly worried look on his face.

As for Lao Wu, after hearing what he said, he just shook his head at him without even turning his head.

"No hurry. Considering the problem that office workers like us who want to practice fighting cannot spare time to train on weekdays, the fighting club opened by my instructor has morning and evening classes. The morning class is from 6 am to 8 am, and the evening class is from 5 pm to 7 pm. It's only four o'clock now, why are you in a hurry? And..."

"and?"

When Lao Wu said this, his tone suddenly changed. Following Lao Wu's sudden change of tone, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show a look of confusion on his face.

"Moreover, looking at the instructor's current posture, I believe that you will soon see what kind of woman can be truly called a female man!"

"A real tomboy?!"

"Hmm! Have you seen the [Chest Push-ups] that only women can do?"

"Chest push-ups? What the hell?"

Hearing what Lao Wu said, Chen Zixuan's doubtful gaze turned to the man in the distance who was wearing a tight training suit, with a barbell weighing at least 100 pounds on his shoulders, and his body was doing sit-up squats up and down. He had delicate features but a pair of slanted eyes.

A woman with a slim figure but well-defined muscles, approximately 27 to 30 years old!

Under Chen Zixuan's confused gaze, the beautiful instructor who looked not easy to mess with suddenly put down the 100-pound barbell on her shoulders!

Then he lay face down on the ground...

As she lay face down on the ground, all the men around her, whether they were doing combat training or simply exercising their muscles, stopped what they were doing and, under Chen Zixuan's extremely confused gaze, all turned their eyes to the direction of this muscular but pretty beauty...

Then...

Then Chen Zixuan was stunned!

Guess what he saw the next second? !

He saw it!

I saw the beautiful instructor not far away who had taught Lao Wu in the police academy!

She is actually using her proud breasts!

Doing push-ups?!

Yes! He was not mistaken! He was doing push-ups with his chest!!!

Although because her chest is shorter than her arms, the beautiful instructor, whose hands are tightly tied to the seams of her pants, does not move up and down very much!

But! But she was indeed using her impressive! At least D cup breasts to make her body, which was lying on the ground, rise and fall?!

This! This is fucking !!!

At this moment, Chen Zixuan felt that his three views were completely destroyed. He wanted to step forward and ask two questions on behalf of the author and the readers in front of the mobile phone screen to the beautiful instructor who was using her chest to make her body move up and down!

"Big sis! If you do this, won't the two little dots on your chest stand up due to the friction with the ground? ! "

'Is there any man who would dare to want you?! Will your husband be able to rub you after we get married?!'

Of course, since this was obviously a suicidal question, Chen Zixuan definitely didn't dare to step forward and ask!

If he doesn't want to die...

After all, if you turn your head and look around now, you will see a group of muscular men staring at the [beautiful instructor] not far away who is doing the [chest push-ups] that can almost challenge the Guinness World Record!

But he's not that easy to mess with!

What if I was shocked! A word of mouth attracted the attention of these men who were watching the beautiful instructor doing this extremely rare push-up... then what?

Then Chen Zixuan will have to bear it~

Or, maybe I will become [suffering]...