The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

You know, just now he was hit on the head by Heizi with a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, along with the porcelain bowl of lean meat porridge. Although he wiped his body with toilet paper for a long time after being hit, it was still impossible to wipe it completely clean. The skin on his body still felt sticky...

So the best way to deal with it is to take a bath~

But~

Chen Zixuan couldn't help but look towards the toilet door outside the balcony...

[Forget it, ladies first. Let’s wait until this little girl finishes using the toilet before we talk about taking a shower or anything like that...]

His mood was complicated at the moment. While waiting boredly, Chen Zixuan did not return to the living room. He decided to first take a look at the washing status of the two pieces of underwear that Shirai Kuroko had washed before by the fully automatic drum washing machine.

Of course, he didn't do this out of any dirty thoughts, but because he also had a few clothes that needed to be washed.

That's all...

Chen Zixuan squatted down and looked inside the fully transparent tempered glass door of his fully automatic washing machine with his rather complicated dead fish eyes.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, but after taking a glance, Chen Zixuan was immediately shocked!

[I didn’t pay much attention to this little girl when I changed her clothes last night and when she beat me just now... This little brat! What she was wearing was actually a mesh lace sexy underwear?! Are all the post-2000s kids so open-minded?!]

Looking at the two pieces of black sexy lingerie being tumbled and washed in the washing machine, my mind can't help but think of the scene of these two pieces of seductive fabrics being covered on Heizi's body that is like a computer mechanical keyboard.

The corners of Mr. Chen's eyes began to twitch crazily and uncontrollably...

"Young people nowadays~"

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Shirai Kuroko was sitting on the toilet in Chen Zixuan's house, with a somewhat strange expression on her cute little face.

Although she felt extremely resistant to the idea of ​​using a toilet that was used every day by a man, a man she hated so much that she wanted to kill him.

But what can she do? Human beings have three urgent needs. Under the urgent urging in her abdomen, she can't just hold it back because of disgust and resistance, right?

Use space teleportation to move the excrement in your large intestine directly into the toilet? Please~ Kuroko has never tried it since he was in Academy City! Not to mention now that he has lost his ability and can only move a coin!

So, under the eaves, Miss Heizi finally bowed her noble head to the toilet in Chen Zixuan's bathroom that she hated...

Sitting on the toilet in Chen Zixuan's house, Heizi could feel that the stabbing pain in her lower abdomen that had been going on since yesterday morning was still continuing, which made her a little confused.

I wonder if after a girl loses her virginity, the pain of having her membrane pierced will last until the next day? Will it last more than 24 hours?

You should know that the human body has the ability to heal itself. Generally, no matter how serious the wound is, it will form a scar and the blood will coagulate after 24 hours.

She just had a membrane punctured. It's impossible for her to be in pain for 24 hours without interruption, right? It's not a serious fracture or something like that.

Besides, this feeling doesn't feel like the pain of being stabbed.

This is a mixed pain of tingling, cramping, burning, and distending pain. It is more like the pain that a woman feels when she has her period than being stabbed.

"Could it be..." Heizi, whose forehead was covered with sweat from the pain, was suddenly stunned!

Then, her pretty face immediately displayed an expression of surprise and uneasiness. She lowered her cute little head, spread her white thighs, and looked inside the toilet where she was sitting!

Blood!

Yes! The water in the toilet was still stained red by a scarlet unknown liquid. This situation could not help but further increase the accuracy of Heizi's suspicion!

This is undoubtedly great news for the current black fans!

Kuroko's whole body trembled with excitement...

"Could it be... Could it be! Could it be that Kuroko! Kuroko is really! Really!"

As if she had discovered a shocking fact, Shirai Kuroko stretched out one of her hands! The trembling little hand no longer cared about anything else! She just stretched it between her thighs with trembling hands! She wanted to confirm a fact!

Even though the action she was about to take made Heizi feel a little ashamed, she still wanted to confirm this fact!

And this fact is...

Knock knock knock!

"Little sister? Little sister?"

"How come you, a damn ape, are so bad at choosing the time!!! Heizi, I was just about to confirm it! Uh..."

When his hand was about to touch a taboo part of his body, he was ruthlessly interrupted by Chen Zixuan. Heizi roared in anger at being interrupted when the important event in his life was about to be completed, but he fell silent in the middle of the roar...

After all, as a girl, she couldn't possibly say something shameless like "I was just about to use my hand to confirm whether my virginity was intact when you, a blind bastard, came knocking on the door" to this damn man Chen Zixuan.

So at this moment, no matter how angry she was about this matter, a certain Miss Heizi could only choose to swallow her anger. Otherwise, not only would she be embarrassed, but it would also make some scum outside the toilet door imagine things!

No matter how you look at it, you are the one who suffers the loss!

"Are you sure? What are you sure about? Um...I'm sorry if I disturbed you?"

"...No...It's okay...What's wrong with you?"

"Um... well, it's nothing. I just suddenly remembered that there seems to be no toilet paper in the bathroom... Can you open the door and get some?"

【Toilet paper? 】

After hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Shirai Kuroko subconsciously looked at the toilet paper roll beside her and found that Chen Zixuan, the stinky man, seemed to be right.

So, Shirai Kuroko, who was in a bad mood because she was interrupted at an important event in her life and didn't want to see Chen Zixuan's face at all, had to stand up from the toilet without pants, extremely reluctantly, opened the toilet door a crack, and with the standard action of "observing secretly", peeked out her wine-red eyes at Chen Zixuan outside the door.

"...Give."

Chen Zixuan passed the toilet paper in his hand to the crack of the door. Shirai Kuroko in the crack of the door quickly stretched out his hand and snatched the unopened toilet paper as if it were something. Then he prepared to close the toilet door directly.

"Wait! Wait a minute, little sister!"

"What do you want to do to Kuroko, you genetically mutated chimpanzee? Kuroko is warning you! Don't look at Kuroko as only thirteen years old! Kuroko has received special training as a discipline committee member! It's easy to deal with a weak ape like you. He can kill two or three at a time!"

The alert Heizi was like a frightened little animal, causing Chen Zixuan outside the door to only give a dry laugh at her who was startled.

"Um... um hehe... don't be nervous~ I just want to ask how long you will use the toilet... I want to take a shower..."

"bath?"

Hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Heizi, who only showed a pair of eyes through the crack in the door, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly, and then he remembered the bowl of century egg and lean meat porridge that he had thrown at Chen Zixuan not long ago.

If you don't take a shower, you won't be able to clean up the sticky food thrown on you.

Thinking of this, Miss Heizi, whose eyes were peeking out through the crack in the door, couldn't help but think of herself. She had been caught in the rain for a whole day since yesterday morning, and her body was now sticky and her hair was extremely dirty. She also needed a good bath.

"Just wait for Heizi! Heizi needs to wash first. Oh, right! Do you have any extra towels, shampoo, and shower gel at home? Heizi doesn't even want to touch your things now!"

After hearing Heizi's hurtful words, Chen Zixuan's eyes twitched involuntarily, but feeling guilty towards Heizi, he did not show his unhappiness to the hedgehog-like Heizi loli in front of him.

"Um... No, but if you don't want to use something I've used, I can go out and buy it for you now."

"Sure! Plus a pack of sanitary... ahem! Sanitary napkins... But remember to put on gloves for Heizi when you buy things! Heizi said! He doesn't want to use anything you've touched!"

"...Is it necessary?"

"Of course it's necessary! For Heizi, you are a mobile bacterial weapon!" (Super fierce)

"...I understand." (Looks like he wants to get angry)

In the end, Chen Zixuan, who was so angry at Heizi's obviously sarcastic words, left. In the bathroom, Heizi heard the sound of the door closing in the living room when Chen Zixuan left, and once again shifted his gaze to his legs.

Just like before, before being disturbed by Chen Zixuan, she stretched out her trembling little hand and reached down to her body. However, when her hand reached a certain position about 20 centimeters away from her body...

She felt that her hands could no longer move forward...

"Ah!!! Kuroko, how can I continue doing this kind of embarrassing thing for a girl after being interrupted again!!! Bastard, bastard, bastard! That man is a bastard! Damn it! When Kuroko's superpowers are restored! Kuroko must move that guy 80 meters underground to keep company with the dinosaur fossils ah ah ah ah!!!"

At this moment, Miss Heizi's heart collapsed~

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Ask for a collection ~ That's it ~

Chapter 7 Cut Again

"What do you mean by a mobile germ weapon? How did this girl's parents teach her? It's so uneducated to talk to adults like that all the time! You have to know that this is a civilized society with a legal system! Even if I accidentally did that to her! Even if I accidentally...ah~~~"

Chen Zixuan, who had just come out of the house and was waiting for the elevator, was still angry about the obviously sarcastic words that Shirai Kuroko had said before. At the same time, he kept complaining with his mouth. Halfway through his words, his complaints suddenly stopped automatically, and were replaced by a long sigh.

There is no way, who said he was wrong first? And he even took away the virginity of the girl, such a huge mistake...

So now, even if he was bullied by a little girl riding on his head, he would not have the confidence to get angry...

"I wish I was born in ancient times... In that feudal era when men became fathers at the age of twelve, what I did yesterday wouldn't even be a big deal..."

At the moment the elevator door opened, Chen Zixuan, who was immersed in his own world, made such a complaint directly with his mouth...

And because he made this complaint when the elevator door was open, the dozen or so yawning office workers in the elevator couldn't help but stare at him as he walked into the elevator with his head down and a frustrated look on his face after hearing his undisguised complaint...

"...Hmm? What's up, everyone?"

Chen Zixuan, who had his head lowered and had not yet realized how much information his muttering had revealed to the group of people in the elevator, raised his head and asked the passers-by who were currently in the same elevator with him after noticing the dozens of piercing gazes coming from all around him.

And just as he asked this question!

Swoosh! Swoosh!

The dozen or so neighbors who lived in the same building with him immediately retracted their gazes and tacitly pretended to lower their heads and play with their phones in front of him...

[...What are these guys doing? ]

Chen Zixuan, who hadn't yet figured out what the onlookers who were in the same elevator with him were doing, couldn't help but look suspicious...

In the strange atmosphere of the elevator, Chen Zixuan successfully went down to the first floor below his home and came to the small supermarket in the high-end community that he had frequented for several years...

"Hey~ Brother Xuan~ You came downstairs to buy things so early in the morning~ I just opened the door~ Today is not Sunday, don't you have to go to work at your uncle's company?"

Since this supermarket is the closest to Chen Zixuan's home and Chen Zixuan has been visiting it for several years, Chen Zixuan and the employees and owner of this small supermarket are quite familiar with each other, even if they cannot be called friends.

"Boss Qian, I'm not a workaholic. It's normal to take a break occasionally."

"It's good to work in a company owned by a relative. You can take time off as you like."

As usual, after seeing that the person who greeted him was the owner of this store, Chen Zixuan immediately took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out a cigarette and handed it to the other party.

His behavior is very common in our great China. You should know that whether it is men making friends with each other or discussing business with people in the business world, Chinese men have a default rule, that is, cigarettes build bridges and wine opens the way. So even if Chen Zixuan doesn't like smoking very much, he will carry a pack with him when he goes out.

"Haha, tell me~ What do you want to buy? You don't want to come to my place to buy breakfast this early in the morning, do you? Let me make it clear~ The only things that can fill your stomach here are bread and instant noodles~ But there are many brands, whether it's Master Kong or Uni-President, you can choose~"

The shop owner took the pack of cigarettes and was about to light one for himself with his lighter after telling Chen Zixuan this joke. But what Chen Zixuan said next almost choked the owner of this small supermarket to death!

"Oh...then let's pack the sanitary napkin first."

"Puff! Cough cough cough cough! What?! Brother Xuan!? What do you want to buy?!" At this moment, the supermarket owner seemed to have seen God.

"What's wrong? I just want to buy a pack of sanitary napkins. Do you have to look at me like that?" He looked at me with a look of surprise.

"No! I'm saying, Brother Xuan, are you...in love?" After a moment of shock, the supermarket owner's eyes immediately became ambiguous.

"What do you mean?" But it was obvious that the slow-witted Chen Zixuan did not understand the supermarket owner's suggestive words.

"I mean, Brother Xuan, have you finally found a girlfriend?"

"...No." Upon hearing this, Chen Zixuan's mind immediately recalled a certain annoying red-haired kid who not only kicked him in the nose and hit him on the head with a bowl, but also said that he was some kind of moving bacterial weapon. His eyes twitched and he denied it to the supermarket owner.

Obviously, the supermarket owner would not believe his denial. After all, Chen Zixuan is not a pervert or transgender. Why would a grown man buy sanitary napkins when he has nothing to do?

"Don't hide it, Brother Xuan~ Look at you now, with a bleeding nose, a bruise on your head, and sunken eye sockets. Even your forehead is black from being shot. You still want to hide it from me? You and I are both men, so what's wrong with telling me~"

While saying this, Mr. Qian, the owner of the supermarket, couldn't help but put on an expression of an experienced person, and it was obvious that he wanted our little classmate Chen Zixuan to confess the truth.

"...What do you mean by cumming until your forehead turns black...Boss Qian, I said I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't have a girlfriend~ I'm here to buy things, not to chat with you, can you please do your duty as a supermarket owner and not ask me questions like an old lady from the neighborhood committee~"

Seeing that the other party obviously wanted to inquire about his gossip, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but sigh deeply, and then acted as if he didn't believe it.

"...Really?"

"Really not..."

After receiving Chen Zixuan's affirmative answer, the supermarket owner Qian's eyes suddenly became sharp when he looked at him.

"So you made an appointment with a sex partner to go home last night? Hey, hey! Brother Xuan! I have to remind you! Don't bring any woman home just because you catch her! If a sex partner knows your home address, it may cause trouble in the future!"

"...I say, brother with the surname Qian, are you still doing business or not?" At this moment, Chen Zixuan really didn't want to continue chatting nonsense with the familiar supermarket owner in front of him.

After seeing Chen Zixuan's helpless look, the shop owner was stunned when he realized that he seemed to have misunderstood Chen Zixuan's intention of buying sanitary napkins.

Then he put on a look of pity...

"Brother Xuan, looking at your appearance, it seems that I really misunderstood you... I didn't expect that you would become a young man with hemorrhoids at such a young age? You want sanitary napkins, right? Come! I'll recommend a brand to you!"

[...What the hell is this? What the hell is aspiring young people? ]