The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

Looking at the supermarket owner who walked into the supermarket to get sanitary napkins for him, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but have a toothache expression on his face, because now he had no idea which FM radio in China the brain waves of the Qian boss who had run a supermarket downstairs from his house for several years were connected to at this moment...

And just during the few seconds when Chen Zixuan had the toothache, the boss who helped him find the sanitary napkin turned around and returned to him. In the hand of the supermarket owner, there was the thing that Chen Zixuan wanted to buy, wrapped in a square wrapping paper.

"...B Shuang?!" Seeing the name on the packaging bag, Chen Zixuan was completely confused. You know, those [ADC] and [Very Thin]~ Even if he had never used them, he had seen them in TV commercials, but this B... cough cough...

In astonishment, Chen Zixuan turned his gaze again to the supermarket owner in front of him who was smiling like an elder.

"Hehe~ That's right! There's a saying that [B Shuang sanitary napkins~ The more you use them, the younger you will be~] What's so thin and so on is just nonsense! The water absorption of this brand is amazing! When the summer is hot, I even use it as a facial tissue to wipe my sweat!"

"...ah?!"

"Hey~ Brother Xuan~ Just use it anyway~ After all the years of our relationship, are you afraid that I will use inferior products to cheat you? By the way, these two VIP gold cards were given to me by my friends who work in the hospital a few days ago~ You can use them too~ I wish you a speedy recovery~"

Chen Zixuan, who had no idea how to continue the conversation with the supermarket owner in front of him, took the two VIP gold cards and the sanitary napkins handed to him by the other party.

I took it in my hand and saw that one was for treating hemorrhoids, and the other was for skin removal in a men's hospital...

"Um... Boss Qian... I'll keep the one about hemorrhoids. After all, no one knows if you'll get them in the future... But I won't use the one about men's disease, right?"

"Oh~ Just keep them all~ My doctor friend who gave me these two cards told me that as long as you have this card, the hospital will give you a discount! Cut one and get one free! Then you can ask your friends to go with you~"

"...The problem is I already had it cut when I was a kid."

"Then cut it again~"

"...Do you think I'm a gecko?!"

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Chapter 8 Gas Poisoning

“Although I don’t know what the brand name [B Shuang] written on it means, I always feel that these two words are revealing a deep malice to me.”

Looking at the brand name on the sanitary napkins bought by Chen Zixuan in her hand, Miss Heizi's eyes immediately became sharp as she looked towards a classmate named Chen Zixuan!

"...What's the problem?...You know, this brand was introduced to me by my acquaintance who runs a supermarket. Everyone who has used it says it's good...I believe you will be satisfied after using it." Miss Heizi didn't understand the connotation of this brand, but how could Comrade Lao Chen, a commoner in China, not understand it? But now Chen Zixuan has to pretend that he doesn't understand even if he understands the connotation of the brand's name, right? Otherwise, if he is beaten by the violent little loli in front of him, he will have no place to cry~

However, Chen Zixuan's words, which were obviously hurried in his tone, did not convince Miss Heizi, who already had many prejudices against him.

"Normal people's eyes will unconsciously dodge when they lie. Mr. Amoeba, do you know that? That's what's happening to you right now."

"Forehead..."

Seeing Chen Zixuan's hesitant tone and retreating movements, a certain Miss Heizi, who was still wearing his short-sleeved T-shirt and jeans, couldn't help but narrow her eyes. Her petite body exuded an aura that made Chen Zixuan clearly feel dangerous.

"Let me make it clear first! Stop being unreasonable! Even if you want to be unreasonable, don't hit me in the face!"

So, under the gaze of a certain black lady, Chen Zixuan, who could not withstand the powerful spiritual pressure emanating from the perverted loli, had to admit defeat first. In front of a little loli whose height only reached his chest, he consciously covered his old face.

"...Forget it. Seeing that a coward like you doesn't have the guts to do something like that to Heizi, I'll just trust you this time."

In the end, although Heizi felt that there was something wrong with the name of the sanitary napkins in his hand, he didn't know where the problem was, so he had to let Chen Zixuan go for the time being, and then took the various daily necessities that Chen Zixuan bought from the supermarket and walked into the bathroom of Chen Zixuan's house.

soon...

Wow! ! !

"Ah!!! Why is it cold water!!!"

Heizi, who was standing under the shower after cleaning himself in the bathroom, screamed as he turned on the gas water heater in Chen Zixuan's house.

At the same time she screamed, Chen Zixuan's voice was heard from outside the door again.

"You...you've never used a gas water heater?!"

"What gas water heater? Isn't it common sense that water heaters all use electricity?!"

Obviously, Miss Kuroko, who lives in Academy City, a place that is 20 to 30 years ahead of the world in technology, has never come across such backward things that still use gas.

What about Chen Zixuan? When he bought a house and was renovating it, he also thought about buying an electric water heater. But he didn't expect that the decoration company that was renovating his house happened to have a joint marketing with a gas manufacturer, saying that they would give away a gas stove and water heater as part of the renovation.

So, in order to save some money, Chen Zixuan and his parents who helped him buy a house just accepted the gift from the decoration company. As a result, now Chen Zixuan has to be careful about gas poisoning and gas explosion when taking a shower.

"...I'm so sorry that my water heater doesn't work properly...Um, turn off the water first and I'll turn on the gas for you."

"Hurry up, it's freezing!"

About a minute later, the sound of running water was heard again in the bathroom.

"Ah~ Really~ It's so inconvenient to do anything, and..."

Although Chen Zixuan turned on the gas outside and hot water came out of the shower head, the feeling of cold water irritating the skin had not completely subsided. Heizi couldn't help but complain as he looked at the bathtub in front of him that was filling with water.

Afterwards, after the water in the bathtub in front of him accumulated to a suitable amount, he slowly tried to soak his body, which was as thin as a shota, but whiter than the three [heroines] of a certain cross-dressing mountain range, in the bathtub.

"Compared to Academy City, this place is basically a primitive society... The water heater is still gas powered... It really gives me a sense of the 1980s..."

Feeling that his body temperature had returned to normal, and the warm feeling on his body from soaking in the hot water made Kuroko's mood slightly better, he finally made such a complaint.

Then, she began to think about her future in the warm hot water.

"Well... no matter what, I have to find a way to get back to Academy City first. I can't be confined here just because there's a chance that my virginity might be taken away by that primitive caveman outside... You know, my sister is still in Tokiwadai and is waiting for a romantic confession from Kuroko~"

Just like that, Kuroko, soaking in the warm water in the bathtub, thought about things that his elder sister would never think about, and his head began to become heavier and heavier. Finally, he slowly fell asleep in the hot water...

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Chen Zixuan, who was covered by a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge by Loli early in the morning, was sitting in the living room of his home bored! Although it was indeed a very boring thing to sit quietly on the sofa, he was still troubled by Shirai Kuroko's affairs and was really in no mood to take out his mobile phone.

I don’t feel like turning on the TV, or even touching any electronic entertainment products at home.

He just sat on the sofa like a wax figure, waiting for Shirai Kuroko to finish her shower so that he could go in and take a shower.

So, half an hour passed while waiting...

"If it were me, I would have already washed it by now..."

Then, an hour passed...

"Girls take so long to shower..."

Two hours...

"Isn't it gas poisoning?!"

Thinking of this, Chen Zixuan could no longer maintain his image of a quiet handsome man. He jumped up from the sofa, and then rushed to the bathroom door of his house in two steps. He stretched out his hand and began to knock on the door of his bathroom.

Knock, knock, knock! Knock, knock, knock!

"Little sister?! Little sister!? Little sister, please answer me! How long are you going to take to wash?!"

"..."

No one responded...

"Little sister?! Little sister, say something! Are you poisoned by gas?! Hurry up and reply!!!"

"..."

Still no response...

"If you don't reply I'm going to rush in! I'm really going to rush in!"

"..."

boom!

After asking three times in a row without getting an answer, Chen Zixuan no longer hesitated! He stepped back two steps and kicked the bathroom door of his own house!

Kick open the unreliable door lock created by modern decoration work!

Then he quickly pushed the door open and looked into the bathroom!

He found out that it was just as he thought! He saw a naked and tender female corpse! With her limbs spread out and her face purple, she floated in the big bathtub at home...

There was not even the slightest rise and fall on that barren chest...

"Shit! It's gas poisoning!"

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Chapter 9 Artificial Respiration

Seeing that his home had staged a loli molestation scene not long ago and now was about to stage a bathroom murder, how could Chen Zixuan dare to be negligent?

So when he saw Miss Heizi floating in the bathtub, he immediately rushed into the bathroom, opened the bathroom window, and then quickly turned off the gas not far from the bathroom door.

He reached out and pulled the naked and unconscious Miss Heizi, who was floating in the bathtub, out of the water.

He just carried Miss Heizi, who was naked with her butt and breasts exposed, directly to the living room of his house, to the sofa where he had been sitting before.

"What should I do?! What should I do?! Call the police?! Or call an ambulance! But no matter whether I call an ambulance or the police, a little girl who I don't even know suddenly appeared in my home as a bachelor! How can I explain this to the doctors and the police? Oh, let's not worry about this for now! I'll try to give her first aid first! If she doesn't respond after I give her first aid, I'll call an ambulance!"

Chen Zixuan, who wanted to save people but didn't want to be arrested by the police and sent to jail for a few years for no reason, made this decision in a hurry!

Then he squatted down without saying anything and stretched out his mouth, which had no odor! According to the outdoor first aid method he learned in school, he held Miss Heizi's neck with one hand and pinched her nose with the other hand!

Then he gave our Miss Heizi a big slap on the face!

Ahem! He started to give Miss Heizi a fairly standard artificial respiration!

"Suck!!!" Kiss "Huh!!!"

"Suck!!!" Kiss "Huh!!!"

Just like that, after a few rounds, Chen Zixuan put his head on Miss Heizi's extremely barren chest and listened attentively.

"There's a heartbeat! Yeah! That's good! Come on, while it's hot!"

Chen Zixuan showed a surprised expression on his face when he heard the faint heartbeat. Then he immediately followed the standard actions of outdoor first aid and performed chest compressions on the little loli who was on the verge of death, completely ignoring the fact that the little loli was currently naked.

What's more, he ignored that by doing so, he would take one of the two small dots on the other person's chest into his broad and strong palm as a man...

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With a dizzy head, Kuroko seemed to have come to an empty, pure white space...

This white space seems to have no up, down, left, right, east, west, or north...

Yes, it's just endless white, even your own shadow won't be left on the white ground under your feet...

In the lonely space, Kuroko's instinctive pursuit of human fear of loneliness began to panic. With a terrified look on her face, she kept running aimlessly forward.

One can tell from the look on her face that she wants to escape as quickly as possible from this lonely and terrified pure white space.

However, in her panic, she seemed to have forgotten one very important thing. If she just ran forward aimlessly, could she really find the exit of this pure white space?

At this moment, Kuroko was in a panic and completely forgot to consider such an important question...

However, it is also possible that God saw Kuroko's cuteness and could not bear to let a girl like her, who was still in her prime, fall into the despair of loneliness.

So a door was opened for Kuroko in this extremely empty space, and this door was just like the wooden door of a hotel room, and very considerately, it happened to be opened right in front of Kuroko who was running.

Heizi, who was as panic-stricken as a little animal, smiled after seeing the wooden door given by God. The smile on his face was the kind of smile that a drowning person suddenly grabs a life buoy in the water.

Heizi, who had already run to the wooden door and didn't want to stay in this lonely white space for a moment, quickly turned the door handle and opened the wooden door, which was like a savior to her.

“Onee-sama!?”

The moment she opened the wooden door that God gave her to escape, Heizi was stunned. The reason was simple: the moment she opened the door, she saw her elder sister, whom she had been thinking about day and night, changing clothes on a big bed behind the door!

Behind the wooden door was the Tokiwadai dormitory where she and her elder sister lived together.

"Kuroko?!"

After hearing Kuroko's call, the 'elder sister' turned around and looked at her in surprise. She looked a little bit unbelievable and angry, but more of that was the kind of look that Kuroko was familiar with, the kind of unreserved and unpretentious concern that the elder sister had shown to her when she was in danger.

"Where the hell have you been these past few days! Do you know how worried I am, you bastard?"