"Ah la la ~ What a lack of creativity ~"
Heizi pointed out Chen Zixuan's powerful speech, but Chen Zixuan was honest and didn't hide anything, but the smile on his face revealed a little helplessness.
Heizi turned around, facing the helpless smile of a man behind him, in the rain on a midsummer night, and under the gazes of passers-by.
Just like that, with a gentle smile on her face, liquid fell from her eyes, I didn't know whether it was tears or rain.
Just like that, he turned around with a look that was enough to stunned Chen Zixuan, a guy with slow reaction.
"But... I'm a little aroused by you?"
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Chapter 89: There is a Ventriloquist in the Capital
The minute and second hands keep moving, it's time to go to work again...
This morning, a man named Chen felt as happy as if he saw someone step on shit early in the morning.
Why do I say that? Because last night, after the incident with the figurines, Miss Heizi's attitude towards him obviously improved greatly, and she even admitted that she was attracted by him!
The next night, the two of them walked quietly in the rain without an umbrella. Or rather, last night only Miss Heizi seemed to be quietly enjoying the tranquility that walking in the rain brought to her soul.
What about a guy who hears the girl he wants to pursue admit that he was flirted with? He just puts on an uncontrollable silly smile on his face, stares at the girl's back, and quietly accompanies her.
Although he was speechless, Chen Zixuan believed that at that moment, the silent choice might be more effective than all the sincere compliments to the girl in the world, and could win the favor of a certain arrogant little Lolita.
Look, even now, early in the morning on Monday, he can't help but smile silly while sitting in front of the computer and working on the documents.
"I say, Lao Xuan, you didn't succeed, did you? Last night."
A voice suddenly appeared beside Chen Zixuan, causing Chen Zixuan, who still had an uncontrollable smile on his face, to turn his head unconsciously. It turned out to be Wang Cheng.
"What is it that can't be done?"
"Get a room~ with that little Loli~"
"Go away, go away, go away~ Am I that kind of person? Don't you want to work anymore? Are you still in the mood to discuss this with me? Go somewhere cool~" After hearing Wang Cheng ask such a vulgar question, Chen Zixuan's face, which was originally smiling, immediately turned into a look of trying to drive him away.
He waved his hands while chasing away an annoying lolita who dared to disturb him during his work (YY) time.
"Tsk~ I knew you weren't that kind! If you don't hurry up, she'll run away~ Then you'll be single again, and I wonder where you'll go crying~"
After seeing the look of shooing people away on Chen Zixuan's face, Wang Cheng also had an unhappy expression on his face, and started cursing his good friend.
As a result, Chen Zixuan, who was originally in a very good mood today, suddenly felt nauseous inside.
However, since his mood was disturbed by someone, and the person who disturbed his mood was Wang Cheng, a guy who seemed to ask for a beating on weekdays, Chen Zixuan, although a bit honest but not fond of being bullied, would definitely not sit still and wait for death.
So he reached out and grabbed Wang Cheng, who was about to turn around and leave, and pulled the boy back in front of him.
"What are you doing? The illusion winner in life?" Wang Cheng, who was pulled back by Chen Zixuan, asked with an unhappy look on his face.
As for Chen Zixuan, he put on a friendly smile.
"That Wang Cheng~ Let me tell you something~"
"...What's going on? Hey, hey, hey! We are all men, don't mess around!"
Looking at Chen Zixuan's amiable appearance, Wang Cheng immediately had a bad premonition in his heart, but he didn't believe that Chen Zixuan would fight with him just because of his complaints and jokes, so he asked a question in a tentative tone to Chen Zixuan who was smiling a little greedily.
As for Chen Zixuan? After hearing Wang Cheng's question, he came out of the office cubicle and gradually approached Wang Cheng, who was testing him in his tone. Wang Cheng, who originally had a testing look on his face, turned into a wary and repulsive one because of Chen Zixuan's actions and began to lift his legs and retreat.
Finally, under the gazes of several junior employees from the neighboring company who looked at him with disdain as if they were seeing philosophy!
Chen Zixuan pushed her against the wall.
Finally, he leaned over, put his smiling mouth close to Wang Cheng's ear, and spoke jokingly.
"Whether I succeeded in making my kid like me more yesterday or not, I don't know, but the only thing I know yesterday is~"
"Gulp~ What...is it?!" Wang Cheng couldn't help swallowing his saliva as he looked at the domineering CEO acting like this to him with an extremely disgusted expression on his face.
At this time, Chen Zixuan's smile became even more evil~
"Your girlfriend has a penis~ and it's bigger than mine~"
As soon as Chen Zixuan said this, Wang Cheng was stunned!
"I'm going to take a shit~"
After saying this, Chen Zixuan immediately turned around with a serious expression! Then he reached out and took two pieces of tissue paper from a desk nearby, and walked quickly towards the toilet.
Wang Cheng, whose girlfriend seemed to be a boy, was left standing there in confusion.
a long time...
"Damn it! This bastard!"
Wang Cheng had a dark face and cursed at Chen Zixuan's back as he walked towards the toilet. After watching Chen Zixuan enter the toilet, his eyes immediately fell on the bag of tissues on the desk next to him, from which Chen Zixuan had taken two sheets of tissue paper.
Then he did the same thing as Chen Zixuan, took out a few tissues from the two packs, and walked towards the toilet just like Chen Zixuan...
"Look what I'm going to do to you, you bastard!"
······
What Miss Heizi said last night was indeed worthy of secret joy for Chen Zixuan, who was pursuing her.
But while he was happy, he was also deeply aware of his own shortcomings.
That is, I have been faithfully playing the role of a single man and I actually don’t know how to chase girls!
During this period of time, whether it was the pursuit of Miss Heizi, the observation and understanding of Miss Heizi, or the strategy he launched against her, it was all like a desperate attempt to find a cure, a kind of strategy of using random punches to kill the pervert after asking various questions from his friends around him.
The one who threw the random punches was naturally Chen Zixuan, who had no chance to escape~
As for the pervert, everyone knows who he is without having to say anything...
So, now that Chen Zixuan has sorted out his thoughts, he knows very clearly!
As for Miss Kuroko, who is cute but unfortunately a pervert who likes women and may be a psychopath who fantasizes that he is an anime character, he is in urgent need of a systematic strategy!
A strategy with clear patterns and concepts!
Instead of relying on the gossip of friends who have experience in love like we do now!
Relying on everyone's bad ideas and Lao Wu's assists, which were sometimes reliable and sometimes seemed like he was selling out his teammates, they broke through Miss Heizi's solid fortress called Lily!
This is an unreasonable way of doing things, and it is even completely a way of gambling!
To put it bluntly, it’s just one sentence!
Using the existing method of friends' help to launch a strategy against Miss Kuroko has absolutely no scientific theoretical basis and is not magical at all!
So, with such thoughts and thoughts, Chen Zixuan took off his pants and squatted in the toilet, took out his mobile phone, and searched for some books about love, as well as some books and materials on female psychology analysis on his mobile phone.
"Hmm... "The Needlemanly Needle" knowledge lecture? On how to get the woman you like? Hey? This is good? There will be an open love lecture by the author in the auditorium of the Normal University next week? Hmm! I can go and see if I can learn something then..."
Looking at the information found on Baidu on his mobile phone, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show a hint of affirmation on his face.
But at this moment, the creaking sound of the toilet door being pushed open from the outside suddenly appeared next to his ear.
The sound of footsteps made Chen Zixuan feel a little familiar, but he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, it was just going to the toilet~it was human instinct. Why should he care about such a thing?
However, just as Chen Zixuan selectively ignored the sound of the toilet door being pushed open outside the toilet cubicle he was in.
In the toilet cubicle to his side, the sound of someone pushing the door open was heard again.
And the sound of taking off pants and...
Puff~~~
A strange sound accompanied by a nauseating stench suddenly rang out!
This made Chen Zixuan, who was still holding the phone, frown immediately. He then reached into the pocket of his jeans, took out the cigarette box, took out a cigarette and lit it.
I want to cover up the smell of dirt coming from next door with the smell of cigarettes I rarely smoke...
As a result, before he could take two puffs and use the smoke to completely cover up the evil spirit coming from next door!
"There is a ventriloquist in the capital!"
Puff puff puff crackle...
"Alpaca Wang Cheng! It's you, you stinky boy! Get out of here and find another toilet!!!"
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Chapter 90 This person~Alas~
"Damn you bastard! Your fart stinks!"
When Chen Zixuan came out of the bathroom, the expression on his face was almost like the bottom of a pot.
It can be said that the good mood that I had gained from Miss Heizi yesterday and continued to this day has now been completely destroyed by Wang Cheng's farts...
After Chen Zixuan came out of the toilet, Wang Cheng followed closely behind him, but this time he had a half-joking look on his face. He smiled and kept making very suicidal explanations behind Chen Zixuan.
"Don't be like this, Lao Xuan~ We have been brothers for so many years. It's always you who do the first thing and I who do the fifteenth thing. If you hadn't mentioned Xiao Meng to me before, would I have run to the toilet to disgust you? Besides, people have three urgent needs, right? I just went to the toilet to have diarrhea normally, and you are still not happy, what?"
"I don't have time to talk to you about this! By the way..."
Having said this with a frown and an unhappy look on his face, Chen Zixuan, who had already returned to his office cubicle, suddenly changed the subject, turned around and asked Wang Cheng other questions.
Moreover, under Wang Cheng's puzzled gaze, he deliberately lowered his voice.
"You kid...are you really going to date the guy from yesterday?"
"How can it be?!"
As soon as Chen Zixuan asked this question, Wang Cheng's face immediately showed a look of denial!
He raised his hand and waved at Chen Zixuan with a frown on his face.
"I've already told you that I'm not gay. If we can just be friends, then that's fine! Besides, didn't you see that yesterday?"
"See? What did you see?" Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show some doubts on his face at Wang Cheng's sudden and irrelevant words.
And what about Wang Cheng? Facing Chen Zixuan's question, he turned his head mysteriously and looked around, just like when Chen Zixuan asked him questions before, then lowered his voice and put his head close to Chen Zixuan and spoke in a low voice.
"That boy yesterday was Xiao Meng. He was deliberately pretending to be a 2D girl in front of me!"
"what?!"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Zixuan was stunned. As he was not a homebody, he didn't quite understand what Wang Cheng meant.
"What are you talking about? He's just pretending! Didn't you see that he was pretending to be cute yesterday? Think about it yourself, how could a normal three-dimensional human being have the personality of a two-dimensional energetic girl? Have you ever seen these women around you speak in a coquettish voice when they usually speak?"
As soon as Wang Cheng said this, Chen Zixuan's gaze immediately followed his words and turned to the female employees who were busy working in the office of the same company not far away. Relying on his status as the nephew of the boss of his company and the manager of the company's operations department, he glanced at them a few times without any emotion in his eyes, and then turned around and replied to Wang Cheng.
"I think I understand what you mean... So what are you going to do next? Regarding that little Meng."
"What should I do? What else can I do? Just be friends? Whether he likes me or not is his business. I just need to keep my bottom line and make sure I don't cross it. But you, Lao Xuan, I'm not kidding you. Are you serious about that little Lolita who followed you yesterday?"
After Wang Cheng casually answered Chen Zixuan's question, he immediately asked Chen Zixuan a question in return. Chen Zixuan might be a little tired. While listening to Wang Cheng's question, he picked up his cup and a pack of instant coffee and walked to a water dispenser not far from the office. Under Wang Cheng's gaze, he brewed the coffee, then walked back and sat back in his office chair, and then said to Wang Cheng.
"Ah~ Seriously~"
"No~"
After hearing Chen Zixuan's confirmation, Wang Cheng couldn't help but be stunned. He had never thought that Chen Zixuan, who had been confirmed by him a long time ago and was not a lolita lover like him, would admit to him today that he was pursuing a lolita? !
"That girl from yesterday! Maybe she's not even an adult yet?! You..."
"You know me."
"..."
Before Wang Cheng could finish, Chen Zixuan, who was holding a cup of coffee, interrupted Wang Cheng with a firm answer, which made Cheng, who was standing next to him, stunned by his expression.
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