The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"...Okay, now that you've made this decision, how are you going to start? I looked yesterday and it seems that if you really want to capture that little Lolita, it won't be easy to start with~"

"...What do you mean?"

Chen Zixuan, who was holding a steaming cup of instant coffee and was about to take a sip, stopped what he was doing after hearing Wang Cheng's words. His expression and tone paused before he turned around and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"I'm not talking about age, I'm talking about personality. As for that kind of personality, although it's hard for me to describe it, anyway, my first impression yesterday was that that girl was not easy to get. Her personality was like she was wearing several layers of iron virginity. Can't you see that? You still want to pursue her!"

"Iron Maiden~ I can see it... But since it's a decision, I won't change it..."

Chen Zixuan withdrew his puzzled look, stared straight ahead for a moment with a fixed gaze as if without focus, and then gave this answer to Wang Cheng beside him.

At the same time, after finishing speaking, he did not forget to bring the instant coffee in his hand, which he had just wanted to drink, to his mouth, blew on it twice and took a big sip.

"In that case... then I won't say anything, as a brother! Come on!"

Seeing that he couldn't persuade this brother who had been stubborn from a long time ago, Wang Cheng felt that there was nothing more he could say to Chen Zixuan.

So he gave a dry and casual encouragement to Chen Zixuan, who still had a sip of coffee in his mouth, and then turned around to get back to his work.

But just as he was about to turn around and leave, Chen Zixuan, who had not yet completely swallowed the coffee in his mouth, suddenly stretched out his other empty hand, grabbed his short-sleeved T-shirt and pulled it, and then, under his puzzled gaze, pointed at the plastic partition of the office cubicle.

He put his ear against the plastic partition as if he was listening, and raised his index finger to his mouth to make a gesture of silence to him.

It was like eavesdropping on the conversation of colleagues next door.

Seeing Chen Zixuan suddenly making such a move, Wang Cheng was a little confused. However, despite being confused, he still followed the series of movements that Chen Zixuan showed him with his hands, and followed Chen Zixuan's instructions to put his ear on the plastic partition on the left side of the cubicle like Chen Zixuan did.

Then he heard the following conversation between several male colleagues next door.

"Hey! Xiao Zheng! I heard that you had a date with that goddess you've been chasing for three years yesterday? How did it turn out?!"

"The result? I ended up asking someone to go get a room..."

"Oh! And then what? Tell us now!"

"Then? Then after we checked in, she told me she wanted to take a shower before we had sex. So, while she was showering, in order to prevent her from looking down on me for taking too short a time, I took advantage of her shower to masturbate. But when I was done..."

"Jerk off?! After jerking off?! Hey?! Xiao Zheng, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?! What happened?"

"Well... wuwu~~ Wait for me... After I finished masturbating, at that moment I suddenly felt that women were just like that, so I just left her in the hotel while she was still taking a shower, and walked out with my pants up... I regret it so much now~~~"

"puff--!!!"

When Xiao Zheng next door finished speaking, Chen Zixuan, who was eavesdropping on Wang Cheng's office cubicle with a mouthful of instant coffee, burst out laughing instantly!

What's more, the direction he sprayed was exactly towards the face of Wang Cheng, who was eavesdropping on the partition with him!

In such a strategic position, his mouthful of coffee just happened to spray all over Wang Cheng's face!

Wang Cheng, who was shot in the face, had no choice but to put on a pair of dead fish eyes. He slowly stretched out his hand and wiped his face full of caffeine.

"When he asked for a seed, he looked like a dog, and now he thinks I'm ugly after masturbating... What a person~"

"Stop complaining and go to the toilet and wash yourself... there's paper here..."

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Chapter 91: The So-called Love Open Class and Shirai Kuroko's Melancholy

Miss Heizi has been very depressed recently.

Yes, very melancholy.

Because recently, she could clearly feel that a man was about to break into her heart.

Although the position of this figure in her heart may only have opened a crack in the defensive shelter called the heart door.

However, he was indeed about to break into his heart.

The feeling of falling in love with two people at the same time is very confusing and uncomfortable, not to mention that these two people are a man and a woman of different genders.

Although, the girl who has already lived in my heart may never see Miss Heizi again in this life.

However, it is precisely because of this that Miss Heizi, who prides herself on being loyal, finds it even more difficult to let go.

Otherwise, if you haven't forgotten the person you have admired for a long time, and you let another person walk into your heart, and let yourself fall in love with another despicable guy who suddenly breaks into the door of your heart, and you suddenly let that despicable guy who has been waiting for the moment when the door opens in at the door of your heart without any scruples, then for a woman, isn't that a disguised admission that you are a bitch?

Well, such a description and such an idea may seem very strange and out of the ordinary.

But at least that’s how Kuroko feels right now.

One kind of person is standing in front of the door, wanting to open the door and let in a guy who is waiting for her to open the door in the freezing wind. But then she considers that there is a brown-haired girl she likes sitting naked on the sofa in the room. If she opens the door, wouldn't that let the guy outside who is waiting for her to open the door in the freezing wind take advantage of her? She is in a dilemma!

This dilemma has turned Heizi, who used to be decisive and able to make quick and clean decisions, into someone who is now procrastinating and indecisive.

One type is that the haters themselves seem a bit annoying.

"We can't go on like this, we have to make a break...at least, temporarily...otherwise Heizi will really go crazy..."

Kuroko, who was hugging a full-naked body pillow of a certain Chafa girl and lying on his side on the big bed in the bedroom, stared blankly at the Chafa silicone doll in Tokiwadai school uniform placed on the windowsill beside the bed in the bedroom, and murmured these words.

Then, she slowly sat up from the bed, just like those little girls in love in Japanese comics who texted their boyfriends in the middle of the night. She knelt on the bed and reached out to grab her smartphone which was casually placed on the soft quilt beside her.

"Hello? Is this Chen Zixuan?"

'What's up? '

After the call was connected, the familiar male voice came from the receiver.

At the same time as hearing this voice, Kuroko, who had originally made up his mind to make a certain degree of temporary break with this man on certain issues, became hesitant again.

"That...that..."

"Hmm? What is that?"

"Um...are you free today? Kuroko said after get off work."

"Um... sorry, I just happened to have something to deal with after get off work today. What? Are you busy?"

"No...no...I just feel uncomfortable after being cooped up at home for too long. I want you to go out for a walk with me. Since you don't have time, forget it."

After saying that, before Chen Zixuan on the other end of the phone could reply, Miss Heizi hurriedly hung up the phone unilaterally...

Then, as if she had lost all her strength, she leaned back limply and fell onto the soft big bed.

He looked at the white ceiling with complicated eyes for a long time, then reached out and took the life-size pillow of a certain brown-haired girl's anime back into his arms.

"What an idiot..."

Miss Heizi murmured again, but this time, she was referring to a poor man in a child's office who worked hard for a salary, or herself...

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"Go shopping... You just wanted me to go shopping with you, why are you so anxious to hang up the phone? Really..."

When I was diligently working on a work report using the WPS office software, I was suddenly disturbed by a call from Miss Heizi. The other party then made a series of confusing requests on the phone and then unilaterally ended the call.

Faced with such a situation, Chen Zixuan, who didn't know much about women, could only look confused.

The man, who was busy working, stared at the smartphone in his hand for a long time with a look of toothache on his face, which had just ended the call. At this moment, he could only put his phone back on the table and prepare to start his work again.

However, in the previous conversation with Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan also told a little lie to the girl on the other end of the phone, or in other words, concealed part of the matter.

That is, he actually didn't have anything important to deal with this afternoon.

He simply made an appointment on his mobile phone for a one-on-one love tutorial class titled "Live Love Knowledge Lecture by the Author of The Finger Needle".

It's just an idiotic effort to pursue Miss Kuroko better and faster, but I don't know if it can be considered a waste of effort!

That's it!

"It starts at 4:30... the auditorium of the Normal University... I hope my uncle won't ask me to work overtime today..."

Finally, Chen Zixuan glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer and muttered to himself and prayed for his afternoon schedule.

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"Um...please let me through...please let me through...

In the end, Chen Zixuan, who got off work at four o'clock, was still a little late because of the traffic jam during the rush hour.

When he hurried to the auditorium of the Normal University in this city, the moment he entered the auditorium, he knew what a crowded scene looked like, and most of the people who came to attend the lectures were men in their early twenties who were about the same age as him.

Looking at this scene, Chen Zixuan did not express much. He had arrived late in the first place, so he just looked around the last row of the auditorium hastily and casually. Then, after spotting an empty seat, he walked from the entrance of the row of chairs with an apologetic look on his face, apologizing to the male classmates who were listening attentively to the classroom speech of a guy dressed a little effeminately on the stage in front of the auditorium, while squeezing sideways towards the empty seat he had his eyes on.

However, just as he squeezed past the group of veteran drivers who were listening to the class attentively in their seats in this row of seats, he sat down on the empty seat in the middle of this row of seats, and took out from his pocket a small notebook and a water-based pen that he had just bought from the stationery store on the street when he came here, and was about to take notes in class like the veteran drivers around him!

When he had just finished his work and sat down, he heard clearly what the man who was dressed a bit seductively and femininely on the stage in the auditorium in front of him was saying!

"After spending a long time with a partner, men usually find it difficult to be sexually interested in each other. At this time, I suggest that you can try some tricks occasionally to help you be sexually excited!"

"For example: let your partner wear heavy makeup occasionally! Wear swimsuits, kimonos, Chinese costumes, cheongsams, Tang suits, police uniforms, nurse uniforms, stewardess uniforms, OL professional uniforms, Gothic lolita, and if conditions permit, wedding dresses and other different styles of clothes to do the things you love!"

"For example: cover the other person's eyes with a black cloth, then touch the other person's naked body with all kinds of things you can think of and find, and let her guess what it is. Or feed the other person a small bite of different foods and let the other person guess what the food is. Or play the role of a doctor and treat the other person as a patient and examine every part of the body you like!"

"For example: put honey, ice cream, juice, cream, etc. on the man's big treasure and let your partner taste it slowly~"

[...Is it really okay to say this to so many hot-blooded male college students? ]

At this moment, Chen Zixuan, who was sitting in a seat in the auditorium of the Normal University, holding a notebook in his hand and preparing to take some notes, looked confused...

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Chapter 92: After school~ Extracurricular teaching

At 6pm...

The dining table in Chen Zixuan's house was filled with food.

Of course, in this small apartment of more than 80 square meters, and with Chen Zixuan not at home, it is easy to imagine who cooked these meals.

As for why that person?

That’s weird, right?

Actually, it's not surprising at all. Think about it, as a guest (customized), you don't have to pay rent, gas, electricity, water, gas, etc., let alone pay rent to a landlord who is currently teaching a love lecture at a normal university.

Even the daily expenses, the money for meals, shopping and even the money for buying action figures and peripherals on Taobao are all paid by a poor landlord, and it seems that he does not need to pay it back as a tenant.

With such conditions and such preferential treatment, I believe that apart from promising to live with him for the rest of her life, Miss Heizi can only help cook dinner, or be a free babysitter in this small apartment when Chen Zixuan is not at home at work... Well, if you include her daily expenses, it's not a free nanny. Helping at work for a day is quite free, except that she occasionally has to go out to drink with her uncle, the boss of the company, and some steel bosses, and do some other housework to make up for the kindness shown to her by Chen Zixuan, who finally comes home drunk or even unconscious.

However, even if she was just doing some housework as a nanny, taking care of Chen Zixuan's housework, for everything Chen Zixuan had given her during this period of time, the lovely and charming guest, Miss Heizi, just wanted to seek some psychological comfort in this way~

"Hmph~ Be grateful, bastard~ Kuroko has taken it upon himself to cook, do laundry, and become a shrew~ Even when I was in Tokiwadai, my sister never experienced such an honor~"

Finally, Miss Heizi, wearing an apron and kitchen heat-insulating gloves, brought a pot of curry to the table, stood in front of the table with her hands on her hips, and said proudly with her little head held high.

After saying this, she turned her gaze to the table in front of her, where she saw the Japanese food she had cooked herself, and nodded with satisfaction as she looked at these appetizing dishes.

"Yeah! Not bad. I haven't done it for more than half a month, so my skills haven't gotten too rusty~ But..."

At this point, Heizi couldn't help but take out his cell phone to check the time.

"When will this guy come home? He doesn't even answer the phone... Heizi should just eat first..."

Looking at the time displayed on the phone, Kuroko complained in a whisper.

However, although she said so, Heizi did not sit down and enjoy the delicious food that she had cooked herself as she said.

Instead, she took off her gloves and untied her apron and ran into the bedroom. Soon after, she came out with the laptop.

I guess she wants to use the Internet to kill time while waiting for some stinky man who's gone off to fool around somewhere?

"If you come back after ten o'clock and let the dishes that Kuroko has worked so hard to prepare get cold, Kuroko will beat you up~ Well! You must be elegant when you beat him up! You can't ruin Kuroko's image as a lady!"

Saying this, Miss Heizi, who was full of cuteness, clicked on the Jingniang post on the computer webpage...

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"Um, Mr. Luo, right? Please wait a moment!"

After this two-hour love lecture was over.

As a diligent student, although he felt that the teacher's lectures were a bit vulgar, what he said on many issues concerning love made sense and was worth taking notes on. After the get out of class, Chen Zixuan immediately pushed aside the old drivers in the auditorium of the Normal University who were crowded together after the class and were preparing to evacuate...

With a few quick steps, she rushed behind Mr. Luo, who taught the love class, and called out to the teacher who spoke in a somewhat effeminate voice and moved in a somewhat seductive manner.