The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"Call me Miss Luo!"

The teacher of the love class who was called did not show any confusion when Chen Zixuan called him from behind. He just turned around quickly and emphasized this shocking address to Chen Zixuan in a firm tone.

"Mim...Mim...Miss Luo?!" Chen Zixuan, who was a little confused by the teacher's counterattack, repeated the name with an expression as surprised as if he saw Wang Cheng suddenly become a cute girl without a dick one day and marry his cute girl with a dick, Xiao Meng, and hold a grand wedding.

And after Chen Zixuan heard Chen Zixuan repeat this, the slutty teacher in front of him nodded to Chen Zixuan with satisfaction, as if she had drunk a glass of 1982 "Shelley Bitch".

"Um~ classmate~ do you have any questions?"

"Um... that... that... Mimi... Mimi... Teacher..."

"It's Miss Luo!"

"Ahem! Miss Luo, um... Actually, I'm not a student of this school, but after listening to your lecture just now, I feel that your indirect understanding of love is different from the experience summarized by my friends who have dated in society. You give me the feeling of a very unique and comprehensive love expert... It's just that I was late for half an hour because of work... And the girl I'm pursuing now is very different from most girls in society nowadays... So I wonder... I wonder if I can take up a little of your time... to learn from you... or something..."

Chen Zixuan was obviously a little embarrassed when he said this again. You know, as a real social person, the thing he couldn't handle the most was this kind of transvestite in front of him...

And this Mimi in front of me...

Ahem! Be serious!

The teacher Luo in front of him~ After hearing Chen Zixuan's stuttering words, which clearly showed that he wanted to ask him for "extra lessons", he immediately revealed a meaningful and evil smile on his face, which looked mature but had false eyelashes and drawn eyebrows upon closer inspection.

After looking around, she spoke to Chen Zixuan in a deliberately low voice with an evil smile like those bitch queens in fantasy movies.

"Little classmate, you are a virgin, right?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough!" After the Miss in front of him exposed his identity as the superhero Virgin in the American Marvel movie who has not yet appeared in who knows when, and who the readers of this book will probably never see appear in this lifetime!

Chen Zixuan, who had coughed dryly for a while after being choked by the other party's words, immediately stood at attention! His face was full of unity, friendship, seriousness, and liveliness. He spoke to Miss Luo in front of him with a voice without any emotion.

"Teacher! I'm just here to ask about love! I don't have any other ideas!"

"I know, I know~ Hey~ You young people who have just touched the forbidden fruit of love are so cute~ Teacher, I just like to joke with innocent young people like you~ Okay, okay~ No need to say anything~ Come with me~ This is not the place to talk~"

As she spoke, Miss Luo, who invited Chen Zixuan to go with her to a place that was either a small dark room or a virgin hell, did not forget to throw a seductive look at Chen Zixuan with her eyes covered with false eyelashes.

Seeing this, the protagonist who is devoted to studying feels a chill down his spine...

[Should I just find a random excuse to slip away now...]

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Chapter 93 Seems to See Through Everything

As we all know, most netizens, whether they are senior netizens or ordinary netizens, have a habit when surfing the Internet, that is, browsing the things they are currently interested in one by one.

This can be said to be a subconscious action in the human behavioral norms. I believe that even a time traveler from another world and a person with super powers like Miss Kuroko would not be immune to it.

So, what is Miss Heizi interested in now?

Well, to sum up, there are probably only two, right?

1. The plot and character settings of "A Certain Magical Index" and "A Certain Scientific Railgun"!

2. What should I do if I like two people at the same time? In other words, I already have one person living in my heart, but there is another person who wants to break in unreasonably. What should I do?

This is the kind of question that should be asked about love.

So, after spending more than two hours in Jingniang's forum to criticize a group of otaku dudes in "A Certain Scientific Railgun" and "A Certain Magical Index" for talking nonsense about hippo physics settings and for licking Misaka Mikoto and her friend Shirai Kuroko, who was called a group-stirring demon, and they were completely beaten to a pulp.

Miss Heizi, who had no choice but to surf the Internet while waiting in boredom, contentedly searched for posts about love on Tieba.

"[Thank you for treating me like a princess]? [Are you in a relationship, little brother?] Oh my god! [A 16-year-old girl is looking for a sponsor]?! Are all these guys on the Internet so shameless?!"

After browsing around for a few times, I found that most of the posts about love in these forums were of the meaningless variety, with girls and women freely throwing out their hormones online.

Miss Heizi immediately gave up the idea of ​​continuing to watch.

However, just when she was about to close this love post and continue to go to the Toaru Majutsu no Index and A Certain Scientific Railgun forums to argue with those dead otakus.

The title of a newly refreshed love post suddenly attracted her.

[I just turned fourteen this year, but I had sex with a boy I didn't like. What should I do? 】

"...Um?"

What a similar experience! In an instant, Miss Heizi, who was about to close the webpage, found the inexplicable commonality...

"Just take a look..."

With this thought in mind, Miss Heizi looked at the title of the post displayed on the computer with a troubled look on her face. After hesitating for a while, she reluctantly double-clicked the left button of the mouse connected to the computer at the title.

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"Come on, come on, sit down, virgin classmate. This office was set up temporarily, and there's nothing to entertain you."

"Um...Mr. Luo..."

"Miss Luo!"

"Ahem! Miss Luo... Actually, I wanted to explain something to you from the beginning."

Looking at the charming man in front of him who was busy moving a stool for him, Chen Zixuan, who was embarrassed, coughed dryly and then stammered out this statement to the charming man.

"Huh? What's the problem?" After seeing that Chen Zixuan looked like he wanted to explain something to her, Miss Luo stopped moving a broken stool and turned to look at Chen Zixuan and asked.

"Um...I'm not a virgin..."

"What?! No?!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Luo couldn't help but show surprise on his face. His expression was as surprised as if he had seen an alien!

He stood up straight again from the half-bent position when he was moving the stool, then stretched out his hand and held his cheek with scattered stubble, and walked around Chen Zixuan in confusion, who was too embarrassed to look at him because of the makeup on his face that made people feel that he had lost his sanity at a glance.

When he finally stopped, his brows were deeply frowned.

"There's no reason... Could it be that I, Miss Luo, saw it wrong?"

He looked at Chen Zixuan with a raised eyebrow. After observing the man in front of him with such restrained movements, like a pure little boy who was about to follow the goddess into the bedroom of the goddess's house and saw the goddess taking off her clothes and asking her to help him break her virginity, this comrade finally came to this conclusion in a murmur after a while.

"Can I ask you a question, Mr. Chen?"

"Um...please go ahead..."

"When did you lose your virginity?"

"Uh..." Chen Zixuan's face was filled with embarrassment. After all, if he mentioned something like this to someone he knew, he wouldn't feel bad about it. But if he mentioned it to a stranger... and a man as slutty and cheap as the one in front of him...

"Oh~ What's there to be shy about~ Since you've come to me~ Why can't you tell me about these love affairs between men and women? Just think of it as telling a doctor about your illness~" Seeing the embarrassment that was obviously written on Chen Zixuan's face, Miss Luo was straightforward and immediately put herself in a position similar to that of a psychologist.

"Well... well, since you said so, teacher... I was probably... half a month ago..."

"What does it feel like?" Miss Luo continued to ask.

Miss Luo's words seemed a little hasty and a little nonsensical, which immediately made Chen Zixuan have several question marks in his head.

"When you make love, what does it feel like?"

"This... I don't feel anything..." After hesitating for a moment, Chen Zixuan finally said this with some frustration.

"No feeling?! How is it possible?! How is it possible that I don't feel anything?" Hearing Chen Zixuan's words, Miss Luo's face was even more surprised! She looked like she had seen a super soldier in some movie whose pain nerves were cut off!

That makes sense! Imagine you ask your friend if he feels good when having sex with his girlfriend, and he directly says "no feeling", would you think he is just trying to fool you?

What's more! Miss Luo now looks at Chen Zixuan from the perspective of a psychiatrist, and as a patient, Chen Zixuan naturally has no need to hide his condition from a doctor.

If the other party's "no feeling" is not a perfunctory answer, then...

"I really didn't lie to you, Mr. Luo...I was drunk that night..."

"Drunk?! Oh~ I see. How drunk were you? Do you remember the process?"

Chen Zixuan gave an explanation, and after hearing this explanation, Miss Luo immediately showed some understanding on her face.

After all, people who like to drink or have drunk alcohol know that once a person consumes too much alcohol, he will feel numb. Under this numbness, even if you slap him in the face, he will not feel too much pain.

"Um... I don't remember the process... or when I met him that night, when I brought him home, when I went to bed with him, I don't remember... because that day... I was completely drunk..."

As soon as these words came out, Miss Luo, who had a look of understanding on her face, was stunned again. After being stunned for a long while, a meaningful smile as if she saw through everything immediately appeared on her face.

"...Oh~~~Is that so? What about the other party? Didn't he remember that he was drunk too?"

"Um... well... I don't know if the other party was drunk... But, as you said, she is just like me, she doesn't remember either..."

As Chen Zixuan finished saying this with a little embarrassment, Miss Luo's face immediately broke into an unusually bright smile. That smile was as alluring as the anus of a little girl in the spring who had just finished using the toilet and had not had time to wipe her face.

At the same time, the way Chen Zixuan was addressed was changed back to the confusing way he addressed him before when he was explaining that he was no longer a virgin.

"Interesting~ Very interesting, virgin classmate~ A situation like yours, other than the kind of clichéd settings in youth idol dramas, this is the first time I've seen it in real life~"

"Ah...Ah?! What's going on?"

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Chapter 94 Let’s Change the Topic

People who have been soliciting prostitution for many years know...

...No, this seems to include the author's old age as well.

Well, all the male compatriots who have had experience in love, or who have families and are addicted to alcohol, know this.

This man, once he drinks too much alcohol, then when he goes to bed with a girl under such circumstances, that feeling is so miserable.

If the author of this book were to describe it in a more poetic way, it would be...

[Young people don’t know the value of sperm. When they are drunk, they look at the empty space and cry. Before they are drunk, they are strong and vigorous! They can pee three feet against the wind! Now, they say goodbye to the past~ They pee hard with the wind~]

Abbreviation: can't get hard...

So this wine is really not a good thing when it comes to the critical moment.

Then the topic comes back to Chen Zixuan. When this guy got drunk, didn't he think that he took the first blood of Miss Heizi without any memory of it?

In fact, in such a situation, only a virgin like Chen Zixuan and a 13-year-old junior high school girl like Miss Heizi would believe it.

Anyone who has drunk a relationship experience would laugh and say half-jokingly: "Stop it~"

And now, is Miss Luo, the love expert sitting not far from Chen Zixuan, considered a person who has had emotional experiences while drunk?

As for this question, I believe that apart from Miss Luo, not many people in this world would know the answer.

However! Since I am a love expert who makes a living by fooling innocent young virgins... ahem, by teaching them skills called "love", then even if I really have no experience in bed after being drunk, it is obvious that when a man drinks too much and blacks out, his lower body will be unable to recover.

They must know that, right?

So when Chen Zixuan roughly told her about his experience when he first met Miss Heizi more than half a month ago, Miss Luo in front of him immediately understood the key information.

And she immediately changed the name "classmate Chen" that she had just changed to "classmate virgin" to refer to the man named Chen in front of her.

But joking aside, it's called that, but as a professional love liar... ahem! A professional scholar! How could he possibly destroy the advantages that Chen Zixuan had created unintentionally and unconsciously?

How could a professional love expert like this, who had naturally formed such an advantage due to an accident, tolerate destroying it with his own hands?

Yes, the misunderstanding between Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi, which caused both of them to fall into each other's shadow, is the biggest advantage for Chen Zixuan!

Why is this an advantage? Because it doesn't matter whether the man and woman are willing during sex! As long as it is the first time for both parties, or as long as it is the first time for the woman to have sex with a man!

The girl whose virginity is taken away will have a long-lasting, even lifelong, impression of her first man that she will never forget!

An impression engraved in the deepest part of the heart! An impression that the woman may never let go of!

No matter whether this impression is good or bad! Even if the man is in the position of a rapist when doing this!

This will leave a first impression on the woman, as if it was carved by a knife!

Such an impression will make the man, who might have been regarded as just a passerby by the woman, suddenly rise in the woman's heart, or fall to a position that is difficult to reach using other men's ordinary ways of picking up girls!