Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Wuxia, Auntie, I Really Don’t Want a Girlfriend Author: Wu Laoshi

Chen Xiaonian accidentally traveled to the world of Zongwu and became a handyman for the Liushenmen.

Unlike the previous life, the Six Gates were jointly suppressed by the Hulong Villa, the Imperial Guards and the East Factory, and gradually declined.

Zhuge Zhengwo and the Four Famous Detectives are not well received, and on weekdays the Six Gates can only deal with trivial matters.

And all these trivial matters fell on Chen Xiaonian...

Aunt Li: "Detective Chen, when are you free to meet my niece?"

Aunt Wang: "I want to report a crime, but I will only tell Constable Chen."

Tiedan Shenhou: "Chen Xiaonian is a man that should not be underestimated."

Wuqing: "Where did you get so much information?"

Chen Xiaonian: "You don't understand the power of the ladies in Yingtian Prefecture."

Under the leadership of Chen Xiaonian, a force called Yingtianfu Auntie is quietly rising...

Chapter 1 Friends of Middle-aged and Elderly Women (asking for flowers and comments)

Ming dynasty.

The Six Gates, which countless people once fought hard to join, now seemed deserted.

"Auntie Li, take care. I won't see you off."

"Constable Chen, if you hadn't helped me find the cub, I wouldn't know what to do." Aunt Li touched the cat in her hand lovingly and said to Chen Xiaonian with a smile, "Constable Chen, next time I'll introduce my daughter to you. You can't just marry such a good guy to anyone."

"Auntie Li, when ordinary people encounter difficulties, they should seek help from us, the police. This is what we should do."

After Chen Xiaonian sent Aunt Li away with a smile, he yawned and walked towards the Six Gates. In order to help Aunt Li find her cat, he had not slept the whole night.

After returning to Liushenmen, Chen Xiaonian randomly found a big tree, jumped lightly onto the thick trunk, and lay down in a comfortable position.

The wonderful fishing time begins!

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for helping Aunt Wang find the cat successfully. Reward: Internal Strength Increase for One Month.]

A wonderful rewarding sound from the system came into his mind, and a warm current entered Chen Xiaonian's body, making him feel extremely comfortable.

Bang!

Just as Chen Xiaonian was enjoying the warmth in his body, a slight muffled sound appeared in his dantian.

An invisible aura emanated from Chen Xiaonian's body, causing the leaves to rustle.

Middle stage of innate warrior!

Finally, one step closer to the legendary master!

After a year, I finally broke through from an ordinary mortal to the middle stage of innate warrior.

A year ago, Chen Xiaonian accidentally traveled to the world of martial arts and found himself a constable of the Six Gates.

Originally, Chen Xiaonian thought that he could be domineering in the world of martial arts with his identity as a constable. However, Chen Xiaonian soon discovered that the Six Gates was in a very embarrassing position in this world of martial arts.

At the same time, they were suppressed by the Hulong Villa, the Jinyiwei and the Dongchang. The Six Gates were completely disliked by the emperor. Any major cases were handed over to the Hulong Villa and the Dongchang to solve, and the cases that the Six Gates could take on were often trivial matters.

Fortunately, after traveling through time, Chen Xiaonian awakened the world's number one detective system. He could get some rewards by helping ordinary people solve various trivial matters.

Gradually, little by little, Chen Xiaonian has become a master who has advanced to the middle stage of innate warrior. When the system awakened, Chen Xiaonian also obtained the two magical skills, Lingbo Weibu and Thirteen Deadly Swords, through the novice gift package.

Among them, Lingbo Weibu is not only an extremely advanced light-weight martial art, but also an internal martial art based on the 64 hexagrams of the Book of Changes. Chen Xiaonian only needs to step on the hexagrams in a specific order, and walk a big circle from the first step to the last step to complete a cycle of practice.

This footwork is extremely exquisite, and with every circle, Chen Zhan's internal strength becomes stronger. In addition to being a light body technique, Lingbo Weibu is also a kind of internal strength technique.

Therefore, there is a saying about Lingbo Microwave: "When you encounter a strong enemy suddenly, use this to protect yourself, accumulate more internal strength, and then kill the enemy."

Needless to say, the Thirteen Deadly Swords was Yan Shisan's famous martial art, which focused on the way of killing. The killing contained in it was even against nature, so much so that after Yan Shisan created the Fifteen Deadly Swords, he used it only once and then chose to commit suicide in front of Xie Xiaofeng, making this sword technique that should not have existed in the world become a legend, which complements the Lingbo Weibu.

Just when Chen Xiaonian was enjoying a pleasant time of slacking off, he suddenly heard the sound of mechanical rolling.

"The love-starved ice beauty is here again. The slacking time has not even begun, but it's about to end. Sigh."

Chen Xiaonian knew without thinking that it must be the Four Famous Detectives who were once so glorious but now in decline, who came to cause trouble.

"Chen Xiaonian! Come down quickly! Aunt Wang from East Street is here to report a crime!"

Chen Xiaonian closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Wuqing, this icy beauty, would never take the initiative to look for me. She would only think of me when those difficult neighbors came to her house to report a crime.

As one of the four famous detectives in the past, Wuqing simply looked down on those trivial cases, and was not good at dealing with all kinds of aunties. He was always troubled by them.

Ever since Chen Xiaonian appeared, every time these things happened, the famous detectives of the Six Gates would hand these troubles over to Chen Xiaonian to deal with.

As for why no other detectives were found, that must have been the case!

Since the decline of the Six Gates, the former detectives have all joined the Hulong Villa or the East Factory.

"Chen Xiaonian, don't play dead!"

Wuqing pushed the wheelchair closer to the big tree where Chen Xiaonian was. With a flash of cold light in his hand, a tiny silver needle shot through the air towards Chen Xiaonian.

Chen Xiaonian's ears moved slightly, and his whole body jumped up as if by reflex.

Do!

The silver needle sank into the tree trunk along Chen Xiaonian's crotch.

"You heartless little bitch! This is your 985th time!"

"Is this the attitude you take when asking for favors? I'm telling you, with your bad temper, you'll be a widow for the rest of your life!"

Chen Xiaonian glanced at his crotch with lingering fear. This bitch Wuqing's attacks were getting faster and faster. If it weren't for his rapid progress in martial arts, he would have reported to the East Factory long ago.

"Humph! If you don't come down, your salary for this month will be deducted."

She snorted coldly, feeling extremely angry at Chen Xiaonian for his nonsense. If she wasn't really unable to handle those aunties, she would have really wanted to stab Chen Xiaonian to death with a needle.

"Fuck! Deducting salary again, this icy beauty only knows how to do this!"

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Chapter 2: A Case of Making Great Contributions (Please Give Flowers and Comments)

Chen Xiaonian jumped down from the tree and glanced at Wuqing: "Tell me, what is the case?"

"Case?" Wuqing said with disdain, "If there really was a case, why would it be your turn?"

"Auntie Wang won't tell you until she sees you. It must be another trivial matter. She knows that only you have the patience to help her."

These ladies almost treat Liushanmen as a street office and come to Liushanmen for help with all kinds of matters, big and small.

"You have to tell me when you see me?" Chen Xiaonian was a little confused and said to himself, "Could it be that she wants to introduce her precious daughter to me?"

After crossing over to the world of Zongwu, the bored Chen Xiaonian not only helps the neighbors solve various small issues, but also leads the aunties to dance square dance, which has set off a square dance craze in Yingtian Prefecture.

Because of the rise of square dancing, Chen Xiaonian naturally became the best son-in-law in the eyes of the aunties, and many aunties competed to introduce a wife to Chen Xiaonian.

"Detective Chen!" Auntie Wang, who was waiting outside the door, shouted cheerfully as soon as she saw Chen Xiaonian, "Auntie, I have prepared a big gift for you today!"

Big gift?

Shit, are they really going to introduce their daughter to me?

Chen Xiaonian looked at Aunt Wang with a strange expression and said, "Aunt Wang, please stop keeping us in suspense."

"I have a big case to report." Aunt Wang said mysteriously, glancing at Wuqing warily: "Detective Chen, let me tell you in secret, this is a case that can bring us great credit."

As Aunt Wang spoke, she pulled Chen Xiaonian to the corner of the door, and looked back as she walked to see if Wuqing had come to eavesdrop.

"Okay." After reaching the wall, Chen Xiaonian's curiosity was also aroused by Aunt Wang, and he whispered with Aunt Wang: "Aunt Wang, what is the case?"

The two of them looked so mysterious that people who didn't know them would think they were spies meeting.

Aunt Wang glanced around nervously, and after making sure no one was approaching, she put her hand over her mouth and whispered, "Someone's dead! I went out of town to do some work this morning, and found a body in the woods outside the city."

Corpse!

It turned out to be a murder case!

Chen Xiaonian was shocked. In the past year since he traveled through time, the biggest case he had handled was just a theft. This was the first time he had encountered a homicide.

"Auntie Wang." Chen Xiaonian pursed his lips and asked seriously, "Are you sure it's a murder?"

It’s not that Chen Xiaonian didn’t believe Aunt Wang, but in the past year, Chen Xiaonian had never encountered a murder case in Liushenmen, so he had to confirm it again.

"What?" Aunt Wang glanced at Chen Xiaonian in dissatisfaction: "Do you doubt me? When have I ever lied to you?"

"This is a big case. I know you will get a reward if you solve it. I came to you right away because I only want to tell you one person."

Chen Xiaonian nodded quickly and said, "Thank you, Auntie Wang. This is also the first time I've encountered a murder case. I'm a little excited. Let's go to the scene now."

"I also need to go."

Just as Chen Xiaonian and Aunt Wang were walking hurriedly towards the six doors, a ruthless and cold voice suddenly sounded behind them.

"You?" Aunt Wang turned around and saw that it was Wuqing who spoke. She said coldly, "The little girl actually eavesdropped on our conversation. I tell you, this case can only be solved by Constable Xiao Chen. Don't try to steal the credit."

Wuqing's pretty face remained calm as she said calmly, "The credit can be given to him, but the murder case is of great importance, so I must go with you."

"Auntie Wang, just let her follow. I'm afraid I can't handle it alone."

Chen Xiaonian knew that he had never handled a murder case, so it was fine for Wuqing to go with him. After all, she had said that the credit would be his.

"Okay, then we have a deal. The credit should be given to Constable Chen." Seeing that Chen Xiaonian agreed, Aunt Wang did not insist. She just pulled Chen Xiaonian and walked in front.

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The effort of a stick of incense.

Chen Xiaonian and Wuqing followed Aunt Wang to a sparsely populated forest on the outskirts of Yingtian Prefecture.

"Detective Chen, that's it." Aunt Wang pointed to a big tree. The ground under the tree was full of weeds. The color of the soil under the weeds was somewhat different from the surrounding area, and there were signs that it had been turned over by someone.

The most important thing is that a corner of the clothes was exposed at the edge of the mud.

It can't be just clothes. Aunt Wang must be making a fuss out of nothing.

Chen Xiaonian’s first reaction when he saw the character was that maybe Aunt Wang had made a mistake. After all, murder cases are not so easy to come across.

Chen Xiaonian squatted in front of the weeds with some suspicion, drew the long sword equipped with the Six Gates at his waist and dug up the soil.

rustle.

"There really are dead bodies! Two of them!"

As Chen Xiaonian continued to dig up the soil, he actually found two bodies in the soil.

"This clothes..." Wuqing, who had remained silent all this time, showed a hint of surprise on his cold and pretty face after seeing clearly the clothes the corpse was wearing.

"What's wrong with the clothes?" Chen Xiaonian looked at Wuqing in confusion. Suddenly, a light bulb went off in his mind. He quickly turned around and carefully observed the clothes on the deceased again.

"This dress is not like what we wear in the Ming Dynasty."

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Chapter 3: Don’t Find a Wife Like This (Please give me flowers and comments!)

"That's right, this is not the clothing of our Ming Dynasty." Wuqing pushed the wheelchair to the corpse, examined it carefully for a while, and said seriously: "If I am not mistaken, this should be the clothing of Izumo Kingdom."

Izumo country?

Chen Xiaonian was suddenly shocked. Ordinary people from Izumo rarely appeared in the Ming Dynasty. In recent times, the only Izumo person who came to Yingtian Prefecture was Princess Rihide of Izumo.

"Could it be that this female corpse is Princess Rihide of Izumo Province?" Chen Xiaonian pointed at the female corpse and asked in surprise.

"It's very likely." Wuqing nodded, confirming Chen Xiaonian's statement.

Upon hearing this, Aunt Wang showed a hint of joy on her face: "Detective Chen, if this person is the princess of Izumo, then I have done you a great service."

"Auntie Wang, you really gave me a big surprise this time." Chen Xiaonian said, with a hint of seriousness on his face: "Auntie Wang, don't tell anyone about this for the time being. This is a serious matter. Don't let it affect your safety."

Chen Xiaonian knew that if the deceased was really the princess of Izumo, then there must be many people involved. If the murderer knew that it was Aunt Wang who discovered the body, he would probably vent his anger on Aunt Wang and kill her to vent his anger.

"Auntie, I understand." Auntie Wang showed an expression of deep approval and said, "This matter must be very serious. I won't say anything nonsense. Detective Chen, you must solve this case. I am waiting to introduce my daughter to you later."