Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Aunt Wang glanced at Wuqing and said, "Xiao Chen, don't blame me for saying something. Don't look for a wife like this. She is such a beautiful woman, but she is so cold all day long. She doesn't have any worldly feelings at all."

flutter!

Auntie Wang's words were like a critical hit, and Chen Xiaonian almost couldn't hold back his laughter. There was probably no one else in the world who dared to say this in front of Wuqing.

"You!" Even though Wuqing had a lot of experience in the martial arts world, Auntie Wang's sudden words almost broke his defense. Wuqing gritted his teeth, suppressed the curse words that were about to burst out of his mouth, and said bitterly: "You talk as if I like this guy."

Aunt Wang glanced at Wuqing proudly and said calmly, "Young lady, you are angry, which means you care about what Constable Chen thinks. This is a sign of being tempted."

Your aunt is your aunt!

Don’t be too good at talking!

It was a rare sight for Chen Xiaonian to see Wuqing being humiliated, and he felt secretly happy in his heart. He wished that Aunt Wang would say a few more words to Wuqing so that he could experience what it felt like to be ridiculed by an auntie.

Wuqing glared at Chen Xiaonian fiercely. Facing Aunt Wang's verbal attack, she had no idea how to respond and could only pretend not to hear it.

Chen Xiaonian smiled at Wuqing slyly and said, "Don't look at me too much. I'm afraid you'll be tempted."

click!

Wuqing clenched his fists tightly, thinking that if Chen Xiaonian dared to say another word, he would be in trouble!

"Cough cough."

Chen Xiaonian glanced at the ruthless fist and coughed twice. He knew that he couldn't say any more, otherwise he would be asking for trouble, so he continued to turn over the weeds.

"Meteor dart?"

After digging the soil for a while again, Chen Xiaonian dug out a uniquely shaped dart from around the corpse.

"This is a hidden weapon used exclusively by the Fuso Ninja. Could it be that it was the Fuso Ninja who killed the Princess of Izumo?" After a little thought, Chen Xiaonian thought that the Meteor Dart was a hidden weapon used exclusively by the Fuso Ninja.

"If it was done by the Fuso ninja, then it makes sense." After returning to the case, Wuqing's expression became more serious: "Over the years, Fuso has been trying to win over the Izumo Kingdom to deal with our Ming Dynasty. This time, the princess of the Izumo Kingdom was killed, I am afraid that they want to frame our Ming Dynasty and worsen the relationship between the two countries."

"Not good!" Wuqing said, his face suddenly changed, and he said anxiously: "The emperor is in danger!"

......

Inside the Six Gates, Zhuge Zhengwo listened to Wuqing and Chen Xiaonian's report with a serious look, then narrowed his eyes and said, "The Fusang Kingdom is so bold. I guess the Princess Izumo who is going to meet the Emperor in the palace tonight must be an imposter."

Wuqing suddenly remembered that the emperor would be in danger because he was going to meet the princess of Izumo Kingdom tonight, and the real princess might be the female corpse who was murdered in the grove.

In this way, it seems that the Princess Izumo who is currently in the palace is most likely an imposter and may be detrimental to the Emperor.

"This matter is of great importance. Currently, there is no evidence to prove that the body you found is the princess of Izumo. We must find a way to prepare in advance and protect the emperor."

Zhuge Zhengwo frowned. The best solution to this matter was to report it to the emperor immediately and find out the identity of the deceased.

However, Zhuge Zhengwo thought that this incident might very well become an opportunity for the Six Gates to rise again. As long as the Six Gates could take timely action when the emperor encountered a crisis, the emperor would surely pay attention to the Six Gates again.

The key point now is, Zhuge Zheng, I don’t know who to let carry out this important task.

He certainly couldn't do it by himself. If he suddenly appeared in the palace, he would definitely be discovered by spies from the Huolong Villa, the Jinyiwei or the Dongchang. Once he was discovered, the other three forces would definitely notice something.

This matter must be carried out by someone who is unfamiliar to the three forces!

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Chapter 4: Eunuch Chen Xiaonian (asking for flowers and comments)

The imperial palace at night is brightly lit compared to other places in Yingtian Prefecture.

Chen Xiaonian adjusted the hat on his head, his face full of indignation.

Damn Zhuge Zhengwo!

They actually let me, Chen Xiaonian, a tall and strong man, disguise myself as a eunuch!

During the day, when Zhuge Zhengwo was racking his brains to think of a suitable candidate but could not think of one, he suddenly saw Chen Xiaonian. He thought that Chen Xiaonian was just an ordinary constable of the Liushenmen, who usually dealt with trivial matters of the neighbors and would certainly not arouse the vigilance of the three forces of the Huolong Villa, the Jinyiwei and the Dongchang.

He immediately decided to let Chen Xiaonian pretend to be a eunuch, sneak into the palace, and secretly investigate the purpose of the fake Princess Rihide of Izumo Province.

"The palace in front is the Izumo princess' bedroom. You are not allowed to enter!"

When Chen Xiaonian was trying to find the temporary bedroom of the Princess of Izumo according to the map of the palace given by Zhuge Zhengwo, a loud shout suddenly sounded in his ears.

Chen Xiaonian showed a lewd smile and pinched his throat and said: "I am Xiao Xuanzi, and I am here on the orders of Eunuch Cao from the East Factory to see if Princess Lixiu needs anything."

A guard holding a single sword and wearing the unique clothing of the Izumo Kingdom emerged from the darkness and said in a cold voice: "The princess does not need the service of outsiders, you can go back."

"Then Xiao Xuanzi will take his leave first."

Chen Xiaonian said shrilly and turned away, he couldn't help but get goose bumps all over his body, he didn't expect that playing a eunuch would be so disgusting.

Whoosh!

The moment Chen Xiaonian noticed that the guard had let down his guard, the internal energy surged, his feet moved like the wind, and he stepped on the waves and appeared in front of the guard like a ghost.

clap clap!

Chen Xiaonian suddenly attacked, and before the guard could react, Chen Xiaonian pressed acupoints on him, making him unable to move for a while.

After pressing the guard's acupoints, Chen Xiaonian looked around with a sly look. After making sure that no one noticed, he carried the guard to the garden and hid him behind a rockery.

After doing all this, Chen Xiaonian thought for a while, and thought that since the Princess of Izumo was a fake, the security must be very strict. It would be impossible for him to swagger in as a fake eunuch, so he quietly jumped onto the roof of the yard and sneaked away.

"It's so late, and there are still candles lit in the main hall. Let's go take a look first."

Chen Xiaonian saw that the room belonging to the Princess of Izumo was pitch black, but the candles were still lit in the main hall. He became suspicious and went over quietly.

"Damn it, if I had read more martial arts novels in my previous life, I wouldn't be so passive."

Chen Xiaonian walked while secretly hating others in his heart. Although he had read a lot of martial arts novels in his previous life, he only skimmed through most of them and only remembered the general plots of some important characters, without having a deep understanding of them at all.

After a moment, Chen Xiaonian tiptoed to the roof of the main hall.

"Jonin is the highest level among ninjas. Duan Tianya, the number one spy of Hulong Villa, is the strongest jonin in Fuso. We must be careful of him."

After Chen Xiaonian came to the roof of the main hall, he silently lifted a tile, revealing a gap. Looking through the gap, Chen Xiaonian happened to see a fake Li Xiu in luxurious clothes speaking to the fake Wu Wan beside him.

The fake Karasuma's face turned serious when he heard this: "That's right, Duan Tianya is a jonin. We want to assassinate the emperor, so we must be careful of him."

"And the Queen Mother who was captured by us must not be allowed to return safely."

Chen Xiaonian, who was hiding on the roof, was delighted.

The strongest one is the jonin?

You may have never seen Konoha's Genin!

Duan Tianya is just a younger brother in front of Naruto and Sasuke.

Jia Lixiu pondered for a moment, then sneered, "But there is a way to deal with him. Leave Duan Tianya to me."

After the two finished talking, they extinguished the candles in the main hall and walked away.

After Chen Xiaonian, who was hiding on the roof, complained about the conversation between the two, he was a little surprised. These two people were indeed fake Li Xiu and Wu Huan, and not only did they want to assassinate the emperor, but even the empress dowager seemed to have been captured by them.

"Why don't I go and rescue the Queen Mother first."

Chen Xiaonian thought that the fake Lixiu and the fake Wuhuan wanted to assassinate the emperor but had to wait for the right opportunity, so it would be better to rescue the queen mother first, and also expose the true identities of the two through the queen mother.

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaonian's eyes turned to another room with candlelight on the west side of the yard.

Wow.

After Chen Xiaonian came to the west roof, he did the same thing, gently lifted a tile and looked through the gap.

Wine jar?

Holy shit! There's someone in the wine jar!

Just as Chen Xiaonian was puzzled to see two huge wine jars placed in the room, a man's head suddenly popped out of the jar on the right.

The man in the wine jar had rough curly hair and kept spitting water out of his mouth.

Damn, there’s another one!

Just as the man was spitting out water, a head emerged from the wine jar on the left. It was an old lady with a graceful demeanor.

"Ah!" The man who spit out water turned around and saw the old lady who suddenly appeared. He screamed and said with a look of doubt: "Are you... the Queen Mother?"

"Young man, you have good taste. I am the Queen Mother."

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Chapter 5: The Queen Mother with a Strange Painting Style (Please give flowers and comments)

"Queen Mother, you were actually kidnapped by them. These two are really despicable."

The more Chen Xiaonian looked at the man with the rough ramen hair, the more familiar he seemed to him. Suddenly, an idea occurred to him, and he remembered that this man must be the famous Cheng Shifei, one of the protagonists in The World's Number One.

Cheng Shifei's fate is also tortuous and bizarre. He was originally the son of the undefeated boy Gu Santong and Su Xin, but he ended up becoming a street thug.

Later, by chance, he became the successor of Gu Santong and learned the unique skills of the eight major sects and the Vajra Indestructible Kung Fu.

It’s a pity that Gu Santong never recognized Cheng Shifei until his death, and Cheng Shifei later became the number one spy under his enemy Tiedan Shenhou.

Just as Chen Xiaonian was recalling the few memories of Cheng Shifei in his mind, the Queen Mother and Cheng Shifei in the room actually started chatting about family matters over a jar of wine.

This is outrageous!

At this time, these two people can still chat about family matters.

But it's no wonder, Cheng Shifei has always been a commoner, and his agility is no less than Wei Xiaobao, so naturally he has an extremely big heart.

The Queen Mother has lived her entire life and has seen all kinds of storms and waves, and her state of mind is far beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Discussing family matters in a drinking jar is simply called a forum.

Programmers would call him an expert when they see him!

After listening to the Queen Mother and Cheng Shifei's gossip for a while, Chen Xiaonian finally couldn't hold back and floated into the room.

"who!"

Cheng Shifei couldn't help but feel a little nervous when he saw Chen Xiaonian falling. At this moment, he was poisoned by Jia Lixiu's Ten Fragrance Soft Bone Powder and had no power to resist. He asked nervously.

"Xiao Feifei, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you." Chen Xiaonian turned to the Queen Mother and said respectfully, "Greetings, Queen Mother. I'm Chen Xiaonian from the Six Gates, and I'm late in coming to your rescue. Please forgive me."

The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows, with a hint of joy on her face: "I didn't expect that it was the Six Gates who came first. After I am rescued, I will definitely let my son reward the Six Gates well."

The empress dowager was also a little surprised when she heard that Chen Xiaonian was actually a disciple of the Six Gates. She thought that someone from the Hulong Villa, the Eastern Depot or the Embroidered Uniform Guard would come to rescue her, but she never expected that the first to come to rescue her would be the already declining Six Gates.

"The Queen Mother, you are too polite. Rescuing her is our job as the Six Gates." Chen Xiaonian came to the jar containing the Queen Mother and gently touched the jar with his palm. The true energy in his body surged out from his dantian.

Bang.

After a slight muffled sound, the wine jar shattered to the ground.

"And I, brother Xiaonian, please hurry up and save Xiao Feifei." Cheng Shifei said excitedly after seeing the Queen Mother being rescued.

Hearing Cheng Shifei's self-introduction, Chen Xiaonian was speechless. Cheng Shifei was indeed a street rogue who would say anything to be rescued.

"Xiao Feifei, there is the Yi Jin Jing Detoxification Method behind your neck. I will read it to you. Once you learn it, you can come out on your own." Chen Xiaonian glanced at the right back of Cheng Shifei's neck, where the Yi Jin Jing Detoxification Method was clearly recorded.

In order to pass on his legacy to Cheng Shifei, Gu Santong engraved all the kung fu he had learned throughout his life on Cheng Shifei's body. Chen Xiaonian looked down on other kung fu and only the Yi Jin Jing Detoxification Method was what he wanted to learn the most.

Of course, Chen Xiaonian is also very interested in the Vajra Indestructible Kung Fu, but this Kung Fu is not engraved on Cheng Shifei's body. It was taught by Gu Santong himself.

"Brother Xiaonian, hurry up and read it. When I come out, we will go together and kill the fake Li Xiu and the fake Wu Wan."

Chen Xiaonian nodded and began to read one by one towards Cheng Shifei's neck.

[Ding, the system has detected the Yi Jin Jing detoxification method, would the host like to learn it? ]

Oh? There is such a good thing!

Hearing the system voice coming from his mind, Chen Xiaonian said silently in his heart without thinking: "Study."

[Congratulations to the host for successfully learning the Yi Jin Jing detoxification method! ]

The moment the system finished speaking, the mysterious Yi Jin Jing detoxification method immediately appeared in Chen Xiaonian's mind.

Wow, that’s awesome!

Chen Xiaonian checked out the Yi Jin Jing detoxification method and was surprised to find that the poisons it could detoxify were far beyond his imagination. With this mysterious martial art, he would not have to be too afraid when he encountered a master of poison in the future.

A moment's work.

Cheng Shifei, who had been closing his eyes, suddenly vomited water from his mouth, and a fishy smell filled the room.

"Xiao Feifei, you have such a strong comprehension. You have learned the Yi Jin Jing Detoxification Method so quickly." The Queen Mother could not help but praise Cheng Shifei when she saw that he had mastered the Yi Jin Jing Detoxification Method in such a short time.

Cheng Shifei smiled when he heard this, but then his expression turned lonely again: "Queen Mother, you are the first person who has sincerely praised me since I was born."