Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

"Really? How pitiful."

"Young Master Cheng, you are so tall and mighty, really!"

"You are kind-hearted, handsome, and righteous..."

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Chapter 6: The tyrant, do you want to fight with bayonets? ? (Please give me flowers and comments)

"It's done!"

Cheng Shifei shouted loudly, and suddenly a "puff" sound came from his butt. A fart accompanied by a foul smell directly cracked the wine steel.

"Fuck, your fart stinks." Chen Xiaonian quickly covered his nose with his hands.

I didn't expect the Queen Mother to be so addicted to praising him that she even said, "Xiao Feifei is so handsome even when he farts."

I’m so convinced!

The Queen Mother must have risen to the top by relying on flattery!

Chen Xiaonian felt a chill in his heart. He felt for no reason that Cheng Shifei and the Queen Mother were a perfect match.

"Queen Mother, we can't stay here for long. Let's leave first." Chen Xiaonian didn't want to stay with these two people any longer. He had been a dog enough, but he didn't expect these two people to be real dogs.

"Xiao Nian Nian, you are also very good. Let's go back now. I will make sure that these two impostors are eliminated." The Queen Mother said as she was about to walk out the door.

At this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded in the next room.

"Shh." Chen Xiaonian quickly put his index finger in front of his mouth, signaling the Queen Mother and Cheng Shifei to be quiet.

"Is the poison ready?"

"My lord, everything is ready."

When Chen Xiaonian heard the conversation between several people, he immediately recognized that the so-called adult was the fake Wuhuan.

"Tonight, we will assassinate the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty. We must succeed, and we cannot fail!"

"Understood, sir."

"After the assassination is successful, once the pursuers arrive, you will cover the prince's rear."

What the hell, Prince?

Just kidding!

Chen Xiaonian was surprised. He thought that the prince that Wuhuan mentioned could only be the fake Princess Lixiu.

This guy is actually a woman dressed as a man?

Chen Xiaonian couldn't bear to watch the scene when he thought of the emperor lifting Li Xiu's veil, only to find that it was a big man who wanted to fight him with swords.

"Why don't we kill Karasuma first."

A cold light flashed in Cheng Shifei's eyes. He always wanted revenge, and he felt disgusted by the grudges left overnight.

"Okay." Chen Xiaonian nodded in agreement, glanced at the bone powder on the table and said, "We can sprinkle the bone powder on the door, trick Wu Wan into coming in, and kill him with the bone powder."

After hearing this, Cheng Shifei showed an obscene smile and looked at Chen Xiaonian: "Xiao Nian Nian, you and I are thinking the same thing. It seems that we have the potential to become brothers."

"Screw you!"

When Chen Xiaonian saw Cheng Shifei's obscene eyes, he thought of the scene in which he had just imagined the emperor fencing with the fake Li Xiu, and worried that Cheng Shifei might want to fencing with him.

Yue!

Go to hell, Xiao Feifei!

Chen Xiaonian curled his lips, took the bone-dissolving powder and sprinkled it carefully on the door beam, fearing that it would accidentally get on himself.

"Xiao Feifei, go seduce him."

Cheng Shifei smiled sarcastically and shouted in a sarcastic tone: "Help! The Queen Mother has been kidnapped!"

The fake Karasuma in the next room was shocked when he heard this: "This kid was poisoned by the Tohka Soft Bone Powder, how come he is still so energetic."

The fake Karasuma was worried that if Cheng Shifei continued shouting, it would attract the attention of someone, so he hurried to the house.

Bang!

The fake Wu Wan angrily pushed open the door, and all the bone-dissolving powder on the door beam poured onto him.

In an instant, the toxicity of the bone-dissolving powder exploded. The fake Wu Wan screamed continuously, and white smoke came out of his body. In the blink of an eye, only clothes were left on the ground, and there was not even a trace of powder left on the body.

"Fuck, this bone powder is so toxic!"

Chen Xiaonian was so shocked to see that in the blink of an eye, the fake Wuwan pills really turned into Wujibaifeng pills. He quickly put away the bone-dissolving powder on the table, thinking that it might be useful in the future.

"We've dealt with the fake Karasuma, now we have to go save the Emperor."

......

Yingtianfu Palace.

Squeak.

Ming Emperor Zhu Houzhao rubbed his hands, squinted his eyes, and gently pushed open the door of Princess Lixiu's bathing room.

"Princess Lixiu, I'm here."

Zhu Houzhao's heart was pounding and his face flushed. He had long coveted the stunningly beautiful Princess Lixiu.

After entering the room, Zhu Houzhao saw a thin curtain in front of him. Through the curtain, he could vaguely see Princess Lixiu's small hand sliding down her thigh to her toes. Her fair skin was particularly attractive.

The green lamp blows the rain dimly through the window, and the sound of flowing water can be heard as night falls.

The sound of water dripping from Princess Lixiu's fingertips into the bathtub made Zhu Houzhao feel itchy, and he wanted to rush into the bathtub directly.

Wow!

Just as Zhu Houzhao approached the curtain, there was a sudden splash of water, accompanied by a few rose petals, which frightened Zhu Houzhao so much that he stepped back repeatedly.

Before Zhu Houzhao could react, a jade foot appeared from behind the curtain.

Snapped!

The jade feet touched Zhu Houzhao's chest, and a huge force came, knocking Zhu Houzhao to the ground.

Zhu Houzhao fell to the ground, startled, and asked, "Who are you?"

The man in the bathtub stretched out his big hand again, grabbed Zhu Houzhao's chest, and lifted him up: "I am Li Xiu."

The deep baritone voice of "Li Xiu" in the bathtub made Zhu Houzhao feel as if he had eaten shit. He immediately shouted angrily: "How dare you! What did you do to Princess Li Xiu?"

"You are so pitiful." Princess Lixiu raised her lips slightly: "You, the tyrant, have been with me for so long, and you can't even tell whether I am a man or a woman."

"Your Majesty, do you want to fencing?"

"I'll take care of your uncle!"

When Zhu Houzhao thought that the Princess "Lixiu" he had been thinking about for days was actually a big man who picked his toes, he cried out.

"Help! Help!"

......

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Chapter 7 Wow, a giant bird (please give flowers and comments)

Zhu Houzhao hated the stinky man in front of him so much that his teeth were itching. The moment he shouted for help, a cold light flew in from the window.

Swish!

A sharp sword pierced the fake Li Xiu's chest!

The fake Li Xiu's reaction was very fast. He abandoned Zhu Houzhao in an instant, clasped his hands together, and grabbed the sword.

Take the sword with your bare hands!

I'm gonna fuck you!

Do you think you are Nezha?

Who else could the person who suddenly attacked be other than Chen Xiaonian?

After the long sword in his hand was caught by the fake Li Xiu, Chen Xiaonian was not in a hurry. He shook his wrist, and the powerful internal force flowed along the long sword straight into the palm of the fake Li Xiu.

Bang!

With a dull thud, both palms of the fake Li Xiu were bounced away by Chen Xiaonian's strength, and the long sword went straight to Li Xiu's face!

Unexpectedly, the fake Li Xiu leaned back and bent down at an extremely exaggerated angle, barely avoiding Chen Xiaonian's sword.

After dodging Chen Xiaonian's attack, the fake Li Xiu knew that the assassination plan had been exposed, so he quickly flew through the window and tried to escape.

The fake Li Xiu had just flown out of the window when she was stopped by two handsome men.

"The number one secret agent, Duan Tianya!"

"The number one spy on Earth, Gui Hai Yi Dao!"

The fake Li Xiu glanced at the two people and immediately recognized their identities. They were the two pillars of Huolong Villa, Duan Tianya and Gui Hai Yidao.

Duan Tianya and Gui Hai Yidao didn't say much, and immediately confronted the fake Li Xiu, and the three of them fought in a group.

"Damn, the Huolong Villa wants to take advantage of the situation." When Chen Xiaonian chased out, he happened to see the three people fighting each other.

Suddenly, the sword energy in the field exploded.

Gui Hai Yidao's domineering swordsmanship was performed to perfection, and he cooperated with Duan Tianya's elusive phantom sword to entangle the fake Li Xiu.

However, the fake Li Xiu was already a half-step grandmaster, while Gui Hai Yidao and Duan Tianya were only in the late innate stage, and they were unable to defeat the fake Li Xiu for a while.

Suddenly, something unexpected happened on the scene.

The fake Ritsu not only has superb martial arts skills, but also knows advanced ninjutsu.

The fake Li Xiu used his lightness skills to float over a big drum beside the pond. He struck the drum with both hands in a mysterious way, and suddenly a burst of harsh sound waves spread out.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Wherever the sound waves passed, they were exploded by the powerful internal force contained in them.

Duan Tianya and Gui Hai Yidao were caught off guard and were blown to pieces by the sound waves.

The fake Li Xiu saw that Duan Tianya and Gui Hai were seriously injured by Yidao, so he floated in front of the two again, waving the long sleeves in his hands. With the blessing of internal force, the two long sleeves became as hard as steel and floated towards the chests of the two men.

Gui Hai Yidao and Duan Tianya could only use their internal energy to resist with their hands, holding on to the long sleeves tightly.

The three of them froze in place at the same time, competing with each other in internal strength.

Just then, Cheng Shifei arrived late with the Queen Mother.

"Hey, why is it so lively here?"

Cheng Shifei came to the middle of the three people with a smirk on his face. The fake Li Xiu was very nervous, but Gui Hai Yidao and Duan Tianya held on to his long sleeves tightly and kept outputting their internal strength to compete with the fake Li Xiu.

Although the fake Li Xiu's cultivation was much higher than the other two, the two of them were fighting with their internal strength, and the fake Li Xiu could only remain in a stalemate and was unable to free up his hands to deal with Cheng Shifei.

"Xiao Feifei, these two people want to steal the credit!" Chen Xiaonian was overjoyed when he saw Cheng Shifei appear, and shouted loudly: "Catch him!"

Catch his bird?

When Cheng Shifei heard Chen Xiaonian’s cry, he was confused. What the hell was going on?

"What do you mean by catching his dick?" Cheng Shifei patted the fake Li Xiu's shoulder and said, "What a sissy beauty."

The fake Li Xiu was furious when she heard this and shouted in a sarcastic tone: "Go away, you pretty boy!"

"Wow, a man's voice." Cheng Shifei seemed to have discovered a new world. His eyes lit up and he stared at the fake Lixiu, making the fake Lixiu feel nervous.

"You dress up as a woman better than I do." Cheng Shifei had played the Queen Mother before to deceive Eunuch Cao. In this situation, he couldn't help but admire the fake Li Xiu's skills in dressing up as a woman.

Cheng Shifei hummed and gently brushed his hands across the body of the fake Lixiu.

"Xiao Feifei, that's it, go down!" Chen Xiaonian had already remembered that the fake Li Xiu's vital point was between her legs, so he quickly reminded her.

Pole!

Just when Cheng Shifei touched the fake Lixiu's legs, a sound of air leaking like a fart suddenly occurred.

"Wow! A giant bird!" Cheng Shifei's eyes widened and he looked at the fake Lixiu with envy.

This is a real man!

"Ah." At the same time, the fake Li Xiu let out a delicate moan, and a burst of white mist spurted out of his mouth. Suddenly, the whole person was like a deflated ball, and all the internal strength in his body was lost.