Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Just as he turned over, Chen Xiaonian was suddenly startled.

Just as I turned over, I seemed to see many people in the room watching me by the bed.

"Am I still dreaming?"

Chen Xiaonian thought for a while and felt that he must have been having a dream within a dream and must not have woken up yet.

Suddenly, Chen Xiaonian felt playful and jumped up from the bed, looking at the crowd watching him beside the bed.

"Old fox Zhuge, little chicken Lu, ruthless ice beauty, cold-blooded and boring man, brainless man with iron hands, violent maniac chasing after life, why are they all in my dream?"

Chen Xiaonian raised his hand and pointed at each person standing beside the bed one by one. Every time he pointed at someone, he said the nickname he had given them.

"What the f*ck is this so thrilling? Can't the people watching me be a bunch of young ladies from Lichunyuan?" Chen Xiaonian got off the bed with a resentful look on his face, walked in front of Wuqing, and pinched Wuqing's face: "The only woman is actually Wuqing, such a cold and indifferent person. What a boring dream."

Ok?

"This dream is so real. The face of this icy beauty Wuqing feels nice to the touch and has some warmth."

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As Chen Xiaonian spoke, he touched Wuqing's face several times in a row. Wuqing's face turned red instantly, and the touch in his hands became warmer and warmer.

“Hahahaha!” Lu Xiaofeng in the crowd suddenly held his stomach and laughed wildly: “Lu Xiaoji, you’re making me laugh to death. You actually thought I was dreaming.”

"You little Lu, you dare to be so arrogant in my dream, I will beat your asshole!"

When Chen Xiaonian heard this, he was furious. Even in his dream, Lu Xiaoji dared to be so arrogant. He must beat him to death.

However, just as Chen Xiaonian was about to attack Lu Xiaofeng, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart and realized that the situation was not good.

This is not a dream, this is reality!

"Lu Xiaoji! Are you the one who is trying to trick me?" Chen Xiaonian screamed, recalling what he had just done, and rushed towards Lu Xiaofeng with a murderous look on his face.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng laughed and used his Qinggong skills to slip away. Chen Xiaonian thought to himself that he could just chase Lu Xiaofeng out to ease the embarrassment.

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After an incense stick of time, Chen Xiaonian, who had changed into Lu Xiaofeng's clothes, followed by Lu Xiaofeng, who was wearing Chen Xiaonian's pajamas and had bruises on his eyes, returned to the room.

Under Chen Xiaonian's torture, Lu Xiaofeng finally admitted that he was the cause of the incident.

Chen Xiaonian never expected that after Lu Xiaofeng came back to report, he kept complaining to Zhuge Zhengwo about how lazy Chen Xiaonian was, and how he just slept every day, and that he had to rely on himself to solve the case.

In order to prove the truthfulness of his words, he deliberately changed the credit of solving the case to let everyone see with him how much Chen Xiaonian can sleep and how lazy he is, which led to the scene just now.

"Cough! Cough!" After Chen Xiaonian walked into the room, he coughed twice awkwardly and said, "Everyone, what you just saw was an illusion. Please forget it."

"Chen Xiaonian, you actually gave us so many nicknames."

"beat him!"

"Yes, he must be beaten!"

Zhui Ming and Tie Shou stared at Chen Xiaonian with gritted teeth. Only Wuqing's face was still flushed, and he hid in the corner without saying a word.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

At the critical moment when Chen Xiaonian was about to escape, Zhuge Zhengwo finally spoke up and stabilized the situation.

"You and Lu Xiaofeng did a great job this time. Not only did you kill the traitor Jin Jiuling, you also participated in killing the demon leader Ren Woxing, secretly controlled the Five Mountains Sword Sect, and captured the Mongolian spies Xuanming and Erlao." Zhuge Zhengwo pointed out Chen Xiaonian's achievements one by one, then smiled and took out a silver token and handed it to Chen Xiaonian, saying, "The emperor is very pleased with this and promoted you to the silver medal chief."

"It's all trivial." Chen Xiaonian took the token casually, bit it, and found it was a bit hard: "It's not pure silver, it's not worth much."

"Chen Xiaolian, you know shit. This is a symbol of honor!" Lengxue glanced at Chen Xiaonian, feeling speechless. (caaf) He had struggled for so many years and suffered so much in order to become one of the Four Famous Detectives.

Chen Xiaonian was lucky. He took so much credit in this trip and was directly promoted to silver medal captain.

"What's the use of honor? Can it let me sleep more?" Chen Xiaonian threw the token on the table, walked to the bed and lay down directly: "Okay, the reward has been issued, and you have seen me sleep. Let's go back where we came from. I have worked hard for so many days, I really need a good vacation."

"You worked so hard!" Lu Xiaofeng was immediately unhappy when he heard this: "You were sleeping all the way. I almost broke your whip."

Chen Xiaonian glared at Lu Xiaofeng without any emotion: "You ungrateful bastard, if I had known I would not have helped you get rid of the cold poison and let you die."

"Just be quiet for a while."

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Zhuge Zhengwo quickly stopped them. With a solemn look in his eyes, he looked at Chen Xiaonian and said, "I'm afraid your vacation will have to be postponed for a while."

"Yesterday, I learned from the interrogation of the Hezui Weng you captured that there is a princess named Zhao Min in Mongolia who wants to unify the martial arts world and invade our Ming Dynasty."

"After the Emperor learned about this, he asked me to send a spy from the Six Gates to Mongolia to find out the situation. After much thought, I think you are the most suitable person for this task."

"What!" Chen Xiaonian got furious when he heard this: "I just came back and I have to go out again. Can't I let Lu Xiaofeng go? Can I be quiet for a few days?"

Is he going to Mongolia to act undercover?

Moreover, if the matter involves Zhao Min, there will definitely be a lot of trouble. I don't know when I will be able to come back, so how can I carry out my plan of slacking off?

"Lu Xiaofeng has not been idle either. Many fake banknotes have appeared in Yingtian Prefecture in recent days. Lu Xiaofeng has taken over this case."

Zhuge Zhengwo's words completely blocked Chen Xiaonian's last way out.

Chen Xiaonian glanced at everyone present with a dead heart. When his eyes saw Wuqing, whose face was red and his head was lowered, looking a little at a loss, an idea suddenly came to Chen Xiaonian's mind.

"Then Ruthless Ice Beauty can also go. She has much more experience than me and will definitely be able to handle this task."

"Are you kidding me?" Zhuge Zhengwo's face suddenly darkened, and his tone was much heavier than before: "How can Wuqing go to Mongolia to investigate like this? Chen Xiaonian, I didn't say anything to you when you were lazy on weekdays, but now you are using Wuqing to shirk responsibility. I misjudged you."

"Since you want to rest, why don't you just quit the Six Gates and rest however you want in the future."

Chen Xiaonian was delighted when he heard this, thinking that the old fox had finally taken the bait.

"Lord Shenhou, please calm down." Chen Xiaonian smiled confidently and dropped a bombshell in his little room: "What if I say that I can cure Wuqing's legs?"

The moment Chen Xiaonian finished speaking, the whole room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

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Chapter 80: Ruthless Thoughts

Heal your ruthless legs!

Chen Xiaonian's words were like a bolt from the blue. For so many years, Wuqing's crippled legs from the serious injuries he suffered had always been a thorn in the hearts of everyone in the Six Gates.

Although Wuqing didn't seem to care much about the fact that her legs were broken, but after experiencing the feeling of walking in the sunshine, how could she not yearn for the feeling of measuring the earth with her feet again?

"Chen Xiaonian, are you serious about what you said?"

Zhuge Zhengwo's lips trembled, and he was a little unsure whether what Chen Xiaonian said was true. It was not that he did not believe Chen Xiaonian, but he had thought of countless ways to cure Wuqing's legs, but all ended in failure.

Wuqing, who had been keeping his head down and keeping silent, now raised his head slightly. His eyes were filled with inexplicable emotions as he looked at Chen Xiaonian infatuatedly.

"Of course it's true." Chen Xiaonian said as he took out the Black Jade Ointment that the system rewarded him from his arms and said, "This thing is called Black Jade Ointment, it is the unique secret medicine of the Vajra Sect, its medicinal properties are extremely magical, if the joints of an ordinary person's hands, feet or body are severely injured and disabled, after applying this ointment, the injury can still be healed, and then gradually resume normal activities."

"Since Wuqing has been disabled for a long time, his bone injuries have long since healed, so we need to re-break Wuqing's broken bones first, and then apply this ointment to restore his bones to normal."

Everyone looked at the black ointment in Chen Xiaonian's hand, and smelled the slightly fragrant and cool feeling emanating from the ointment. They couldn't help but feel that this ointment was truly magical.

Zhuge Zhengwo excitedly took the Black Jade Ointment from Chen Xiaonian's hand, observed it carefully, and smelled it for a while before saying, "This medicine is indeed not an ordinary thing, it is rare in the world. Chen Xiaonian, you are thoughtful."

"Isn't it just a little bit of Black Jade Ointment? What's the big deal? The important thing is to cure Wuqing as soon as possible."

Chen Xiaonian thought to himself that he was so surprised by just such a small amount of Black Jade Ointment. The old fox Zhuge really had never seen the world. If he knew that there was still a bucket of Black Jade Ointment in his system space, I wonder how surprised he would be.

Zhuge Zhengwo pondered for a moment, and his excitement calmed down a little. His face regained its usual dignified look. "Healing Wuqing's legs is a serious matter. Breaking Wuqing's legs again is really risky. I need to find someone to test the properties of the medicine before I can use it on Wuqing."

Chen Xiaonian didn't care what Zhuge Zhengwo thought, he just lay down on the bed and closed his eyes: "Old fox, whatever you want, can you let me sleep for a while now?"

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Just as Chen Xiaonian finished speaking, several muffled noises suddenly rang out in the small room.

"ruthless!"

Instantly, everyone's eyes were filled with horror. They looked in the direction where the sound came from, only to see that Wuqing had smashed her leg bones with his palms.

At this time, Wuqing's face was pale, his mouth was tightly clenched, and beads of sweat the size of beans kept flowing from his forehead.

"I believe in Chen Xiaonian." The ruthless voice trembled, but it revealed a strong trust.

For some reason, the moment Chen Xiaonian took out the Black Jade Ointment, Wuqing's mind once again appeared the scene where Chen Xiaonian was teaching the middle-aged ladies square dancing and finger dance.

"Did he find such a precious medicine just for me?"

"I must not let him down. The medicine he found must be useful."

A strange feeling gradually grew in Wuqing's heart.

If Chen Xiaonian heard Wuqing's inner monologue, I wonder how he would laugh.

Chen Xiaonian had never thought so much about it. The reason why he took out the Black Jade Ointment to treat Wuqing's legs was that Chen Xiaonian simply didn't want to go to Mongolia as a spy and wanted to have a good time fishing for a few days.

"How can you be so careless?"

Zhuge Zhengwo looked at Wuqing with heartache. Although he was a little surprised at when Wuqing became careless and took the initiative to treat his legs at his own expense even though the efficacy of the Black Jade Ointment had not been verified, he could not care less at the moment and quickly picked up the Black Jade Ointment and applied it on Wuqing's feet.

The moment the black ointment was applied to Wuqing's feet, a cool feeling quickly spread over Wuqing's legs, and the severe pain was instantly relieved a lot.

"Chen Xiaonian, is your medicine useful? Why doesn't Wuqing get better after applying it?" When the reckless man Tieshou saw that Wuqing did not stand up after the Black Jade Ointment was applied, he asked anxiously.

Chen Xiaonian, who was lying on the bed, rolled his eyes at Tie Shou and was speechless: "Do you think this is a magic medicine that will work once you use it?"

"Wuqing has had a foot injury for many years. It will definitely take some time for him to recover. Just be patient and wait."

“Tie Shou, stop talking nonsense.” Wu Qing saw that Tie Shou wanted to argue, so he quickly interrupted him and said, “The Black Jade Ointment is indeed magical. Lord Shen Hou also found a lot of magical medicines for me before, but they didn’t work at all.”

"But after I applied the Black Jade Ointment, I can already feel the bones in my legs starting to recover, and there's also a cool feeling that's relieving the pain. This medicine is amazing."

"Okay, Ice Beauty is worthy of being Ice Beauty. She is so cruel to herself. Go back and recuperate quickly. Don't disturb my rest." Chen Xiaonian said and closed his eyes again. He turned over to face the wall and didn't look at everyone again.

"Okay!" Zhuge Zhengwo nodded happily and waved his hand to everyone: "Chen Xiaonian has made great contributions to our Six Gates again. Everyone go back first and don't disturb him to rest."

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After hearing Wuqing say that the Black Jade Ointment was indeed useful, Zhuge Zhengwo was in a very good mood. He wanted to worship Chen Xiaonian and didn't care about what happened just now.

Just as everyone was leaving, Wuqing, who had come to the door, suddenly turned around and said to Chen Xiaonian in a whisper: "Chen Xiaonian, thank you."

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Three days later.

"Get up early and drink a glass of wine, live to be ninety-nine."

Chen Xiaonian was comfortably drinking the wine he brought and eating steamed buns at Aunt Zhang's stall when he suddenly heard a gentle voice in his ears.

"It's not good for your health to start drinking in the morning."

"puff!"

Chen Xiaonian looked back and saw that the person who was speaking was Wuqing, who was now able to walk with a cane. He was so scared by Wuqing's gentle voice that the food in his mouth spat out.

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"Ice beauty, you must have taken the wrong medicine today. You are so gentle to me." Chen Xiaonian's eyes were alert. Wuqing was so abnormal. He felt that Wuqing must have some plan. He had finally managed to catch fish for three days, and he must not let his happy time end like this.

"You!" Wuqing glared at Chen Xiaonian in anger. She never expected that her kind concern for Chen Xiaonian would be met with Chen Xiaonian's suspicion.

"I know. It must be that old fox Zhuge has something to ask me to do, right?" Chen Xiaonian's face was full of the look of knowing that everything was under control. He continued, "If you have something to say, just say it. Don't try to seduce me with a honey trap. I, Chen Xiaonian, don't fall for that."

"Yes! You are right!" Wuqing was so angry that his teeth itched, and his tone returned to its usual coldness: "Lord Shenhou asked me to find you and go back to the Six Gates to tell you something."

After she finished speaking, Wuqing turned around and walked quickly towards the Six Gates with her crutches. She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, Chen Xiaonian would say something irritating that would make her unable to resist beating him up.

"baffling."

Chen Xiaonian looked at Wuqing's departing back, picked up the wine jug and drank the remaining wine in one gulp.

"Detective Chen, hurry up and catch up. The girl has good intentions and is worried that you might have ruined your health by drinking."

"Auntie Zhang, you don't know that the Ice Beauty is just an ice cube that doesn't care about the world. How could she care about others?"

After Chen Xiaonian finished speaking, he walked slowly towards the Six Gates at a turtle's pace under Aunt Zhang's smiling eyes.

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Chapter 81 Chen Xiaonian is wanted? (Please give flowers and comments)

Chen Xiaonian came slowly to the meeting hall of the Six Gates like an old man. Zhuge Zhengwo, who was sitting in the main seat, and Wuqing, who was leaning on a crutch and didn't want to even look at Chen Xiaonian, had been waiting for a long time.

"Old fox, you said we'd take a week off, why are you calling me back again?"

After entering the hall, Chen Xiaonian sat casually on a chair, causing Wuqing to roll his eyes at him again.

"this......"