Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Zhuge Zhengwo's prepared remarks were blocked by Chen Xiaonian's words. Now he felt overwhelmed whenever he saw Chen Xiaonian.

But Chen Xiaonian has a strange magic. Things that other people can't handle will become surprisingly smooth in his hands, and he can often even complete the task in excess.

"Chen Xiaonian, the remaining four days will be counted as overtime, and how about triple compensation for the rest of the vacation?" Zhuge Zhengwo looked at Chen Xiaonian with eyes full of heartache. How could such an outstanding talent be treated as a worthless person after "five, seven and three"?

"Deal!" Chen Xiaonian suddenly jumped up from his chair, stood in front of Zhuge Zhengwo and said, "Tell me, what is it that requires you to trouble this captain?"

When Zhuge Zhengwo saw that Chen Xiaonian agreed, he breathed a sigh of relief. The big rock in his heart finally fell. He was really worried that Chen Xiaonian would quit the Six Gates if they disagreed.

"Here's the thing. Have you heard of the Black Wind Twins?"

The Black Wind Twins?

Damn! That was sloppy!

Mei Chaofeng's name popped up in Chen Xiaonian's mind, and he suddenly felt annoyed that he had agreed too easily and should have done more good things.

The two people referred to as the Black Wind Twins are Mei Chaofeng and Chen Xuanfeng.

As for Chen Xuanfeng, it's still easy to deal with, either he is dead or his strength is not that good, but Mei Chaofeng is different.

Mei Chaofeng is a vicious person who has comprehended the incomplete Nine Yin Scriptures and mastered the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.

More importantly, Mei Chaofeng is still Huang Laoxie's disciple. Although Mei Chaofeng has nominally left Peach Blossom Island, no one can predict Huang Laoxie's personality. As long as he doesn't speak, Mei Chaofeng is still seen as Huang Laoxie's disciple by outsiders.

"You mean Mei Chaofeng and Chen Xuanfeng." Chen Xiaonian hung his head and said weakly.

"You actually knew that!" Zhuge Zhengwo's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he felt that he had not mistaken Chen Xiaonian: "But Chen Xuanfeng has been killed by the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan. Now only Mei Chaofeng is left."

"Originally, the feud between Mei Chaofeng and the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan was just a matter of the Jiangnan world. We, the Six Gates, don't need to meddle in it."

"But Mei Chaofeng, in order to seek revenge, killed innocent people indiscriminately and used the blood of the people to practice the Nine Yin Bone Claw."

"This violates the bottom line of our Six Gates, and your mission is to capture Mei Chaofeng."

[Ding! System issues mission: Capture Mei Chaofeng, mission reward: Black Iron Heavy Sword.]

【Task time limit: two weeks.】

[Penalty for failure: Keep Cynomorium songaricum in the stomach for ten years.]

Damn, dog system!

Not only does the task have a time limit, but if you fail you will have to take Cynomorium songaricum in your stomach for ten years!

You are treating me like a slave, aren't you?

"Don't say anything, just tell me where Mei Chaofeng is and I'll catch her right away."

After hearing the voice coming from the system in his mind, Chen Xiaonian suddenly became energetic and in high spirits.

"what?"

Zhuge Zhengwo was a little confused by Chen Xiaonian's rapid change of expression. How come this guy suddenly became like a different person and became so concerned?

Could it be that Chen Xiaonian only looks a little lazy on the surface, but is actually a performance maniac at heart?

Only the system knew that Chen Xiaonian was worried that if he took Cynomorium songaricum in his stomach for ten years, he would have to be a eunuch for ten years!

"Mei Chaofeng was last seen near Taihu Lake in Jiangnan. You need to go and find out the exact location yourself."

"Jiangnan? Fortunately, it's not too far. I'll go back and sleep in while it's still early."

Taihu Lake in the south of Jiangnan is not far south of Yingtian Prefecture. Even if you take a horse carriage, it will only take about two days to get there. This made Chen Xiaonian feel a lot more at ease.

[Ding! The system has detected that the host is suspected of dereliction of duty, and the mission deadline is shortened to one week. ]

What the hell!

Is there any justice left!

It was just two weeks, and it’s already one week!

What the hell is this shitty system? Is it possible for people to live a good life?

"Forget it, I won't sleep in." Chen Xiaonian's face was full of resentment. He suddenly turned to Zhuge Zhengwo and said, "Old fox, give me a BMW, and I will set out immediately to capture Mei Chaofeng."

......

The next evening.

tread!tread!tread!

On the official road in the south of the Yangtze River, a black horse with four white hooves and a shiny black body was galloping along.

coo.

Chen Xiaonian's stomach, sitting on the back of the Blood-Stepping Black Horse, suddenly made a sound of hunger protest.

"I've been traveling all day without realizing it. It's time to find something to fill my stomach."

After a while, Chen Xiaonian rode the Blood-treading Black Horse that Zhuge Zhengwo had given him to a small town.

Chen Xiaonian randomly found a restaurant that looked clean and tidy, walked in, and sat down at a seat by the window.

"Sir, please come in." The waiter had sharp eyes and greeted Chen Xiaonian with a smile as soon as he stepped into the restaurant.

"Waiter, give me two pounds of braised beef, a cold dish, and a pot of your signature wine."

Since his cultivation level increased, Chen Xiaonian found that his appetite had also increased. If he didn't eat two kilograms of beef in one meal, he wouldn't feel full at all.

Soon, a middle-aged woman came up with the prepared dishes.

Just as the old lady put the dishes and wine on Chen Xiaonian's table, a hint of doubt suddenly flashed in her eyes, and she hurried out of the restaurant.

"Why is this lady so weird?"

Chen Xiaonian glanced at the old lady and felt that the way she looked at him just now seemed a little strange, but he couldn't figure out why, so he decided to ignore it. No matter how big the matter was, he had to eat and drink enough first.

After two incense sticks, Chen Xiaonian had finished all the dishes on the table and drank the last sip of wine comfortably. When he was about to ask for a room to have a good rest for the night, there was suddenly a commotion outside the restaurant.

Chen Xiaonian looked carefully and saw many middle-aged women swarming into the restaurant.

"That guy sitting by the window. Do you think he looks like Captain Chen?"

The lady who had just served Chen Xiaonian the food was the one walking in front of the group of ladies. At this moment, she was holding a portrait in her hand. While looking at the portrait, she raised her finger 0.5 and pointed to Chen Xiaonian and said to the ladies around her.

“It seems to be true.”

"Captain Chen has come to Jiangnan!"

"That's great! My daughter was originally planning to go to Yingtian Prefecture to look for Aunt Wang and meet Constable Xiao Chen, but she didn't expect to see the real person here."

After confirming Chen Xiaonian's identity, the group of ladies quickly surrounded him in front of Chen Xiaonian's astonished gaze.

"Excuse me, are you Constable Chen from the Six Gates? I'm the proprietress of this restaurant. You can call me Aunt Sun."

"I am."

Chen Xiaonian had a bad premonition in his heart. Just as the ladies came over, he caught a glimpse of himself in the portrait in the proprietress's hand.

"Damn it, I'm not going to be wanted now!"

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Chapter 82 The Popular Chen Xiaonian

"It really is Constable Xiao Chen."

"Constable Chen is as handsome as he is in the portrait."

"Detective Chen, I heard you're getting married. I have a daughter at home who's just the right age for you. I wonder if you could go meet her."

After Chen Xiaonian confirmed their identities, the group of middle-aged ladies jumped up and down excitedly as if they were given an injection of chicken blood. They didn't look like middle-aged ladies at all.

Finally, after Chen Xiaonian's unremitting questioning, he finally found out that the reason the aunties had Chen Xiaonian's portrait was because the aunties in Yingtian Prefecture had spread square dancing to all parts of the Ming Dynasty.

In order to introduce their nieces and daughters to Chen Xiaonian as girlfriends, they asked an artist to draw a portrait of Chen Xiaonian and sent it to relatives all over the country to see.

In this way, the news spread from one auntie to another, and then to ten aunties, and then to a hundred aunties. Chen Xiaonian, the Six Gates Constable of Yingtian Prefecture, had become the biggest celebrity in the social circles of aunties from all over the country.

The most amazing thing is that all the aunties who are not in Yingtian Prefecture are very eager to see what Chen Xiaonian, the legendary creator of square dancing, looks like. Even aunties who don’t have daughters or nieces at home have kept portraits of Chen Xiaonian.

This is why we have the scene today where the ladies are frantically chasing 20 stars.

"Ma'am, I really do have a crush on someone."

Faced with these passionate middle-aged women, Chen Xiaonian had no other options except begging for mercy.

"Oh, right!" Chen Xiaonian's face suddenly lit up, and he asked the ladies with a try-it attitude, "The reason why I came to Jiangnan is to find a notorious villain in the martial arts world, named Mei Chaofeng. I wonder if you ladies have heard of this name?"

"Mei Chaofeng? She sounds familiar."

"Is she the female devil from the Black Wind Twins? I remember her name was this."

"It's her? That's too dangerous. I heard that this female devil kills people without blinking an eye. Last week, many people in the nearby Wangjia Village were killed by her."

When Mei Chaofeng's name came out, many ladies remembered the rumors they had heard recently.

During this period of time, people have been killed in many places in Jiangnan area. Legend has it that the murderer is Mei Chaofeng, one of the two powerful black-haired evil spirits in the world and a disciple of Huang Lao Xie, the East Evil.

"That's right, it's the Black Wind Twins!" After hearing what the ladies said, Chen Xiaonian nodded repeatedly and asked excitedly, "I wonder if the ladies have heard of the rumors about Mei Chaofeng."

"I've heard of it, but Constable Chen said that Mei Chaofeng is highly skilled in martial arts and extremely cruel. Do you really want to catch this female devil?" Aunt Sun's face was full of worry, fearing that Chen Xiaonian would fall into Mei Chaofeng's hands.

"We must catch this female devil." Chen Xiaonian looked righteous and asked seriously, "As a constable of the Six Gates, it is my unshirkable responsibility to help the people catch the female devil. This time I came to Jiangnan just to capture Mei Chaofeng."

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

In the small restaurant, after hearing what Chen Xiaonian said, the ladies all applauded. The applause was so loud and uniform that even the guests upstairs leaned out to watch curiously, wanting to know what had happened that had brought all the ladies from the nearby town together.

"Constable Xiao Chen is so righteous!" Aunt Sun smiled and gave a thumbs up, saying to Chen Xiaonian, "I really don't know where Mei Chaofeng is."

"But I know where to find Mei Chaofeng."

Chen Xiaonian's eyes showed surprise, and he quickly asked: "Auntie Sun, please tell me where to find Mei Chaofeng."

"Guiyun Manor." Aunt Sun turned her head to the window, looked in the direction of Taihu Lake and said, "Lu Chengfeng, the owner of Guiyun Manor, has a grudge against Mei Chaofeng. I heard from my niece who works as a maid in Guiyun Manor that Mei Chaofeng will attack Guiyun Manor today. Lu Chengfeng was worried that it would implicate the maids under his command, so he sent my niece home yesterday."

Return to Yun Manor!

The moment Aunt Sun said these three words, a flash of lightning struck Chen Xiaonian's mind.

In the previous life of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Mei Chaofeng and Lu Chengfeng were originally disciples of Huang Lao Xie, who was angered by Huang Lao Xie because Mei Chaofeng and her husband Chen Xuanfeng stole the Nine Yin Scriptures.

In a rage, Huang Lao Xie blamed the crime on all his disciples. The enraged Huang Lao Xie broke the legs of his disciples, severed their feet, and expelled them all from Peach Blossom Island.

After leaving Peach Blossom Island, Lu Chengfeng was angry that the Black Wind Twins had caused them to be expelled from the sect, so he gathered dozens of martial arts masters to capture them and bring them back to Peach Blossom Island to present them to his mentor Huang Yaoshi. They found their whereabouts in a ruined temple and led many masters to besiege the Black Wind Twins. Although they failed to capture the two, they successfully injured the Iron Corpse Mei Chaofeng and forced the couple far away to the Mongolian desert.

The two became enemies because of this, which led to Mei Chaofeng coming to take revenge.

"Thank you, Auntie Sun. It's getting late today. Please find me a room to rest."

Faced with the enthusiastic ladies, Chen Xiaonian, who had been traveling for a whole day, felt exhausted and just wanted to have a good rest for the night and go to Guiyunzhuang the next day.

"It was your fault. You forgot that Constable Chen had been traveling all day. I will take you upstairs to Room No. 1 to rest."

As Aunt Sun said this, she dismissed the aunties who were still very enthusiastic. When the aunties left, she made an appointment with Chen Xiaonian the next morning. Chen Xiaonian would teach them the finger dance of Yingtianfu Fire.

......

Early the next morning.

When Chen Xiaonian was still half asleep, he was awakened by the excited ladies who had not slept all night. He came to the square of the town early to teach them finger dance.

"You are my little apple..."

After teaching the aunties the finger dance, the enthusiastic aunties forced Chen Xiaonian to continue dancing other square dances before they were willing to give up.

"Detective Chen, you dance really well."

"Detective Chen, you have official business today, so we won't keep you here. Remember to come and see my daughter next time."

"And my niece has been a little distracted since she saw your portrait. She has been talking about wanting to go to Yingtian Prefecture to find her aunt to introduce you to her."

In the end, under the verbal bombardment of the aunties, Chen Xiaonian didn't know how many aunties he had promised to meet their daughters or relatives before he fled the town in a panic on his Xuewuzhui horse.

tread!tread!tread!

"Finally escaped. I didn't expect that the star-chasing of the ladies in ancient times was even more terrifying than that of the girls today."

Chen Xiaonian, riding on his snow-black horse, felt a headache when he thought of the enthusiastic old ladies. According to the old ladies, the old ladies from all over the Ming Dynasty had heard of Chen Xiaonian's name a long time ago.

Snapped!

"Fizz!"