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Ouyang Feng had been a little angry when he had been unable to conquer Gong Jing for a long time. When he saw Chen Xiaonian displaying his prowess, he became even angrier. The true energy in his dantian burst out, and when his palms crossed, there was a force like thunder. His figure suddenly became a little erratic, and he approached Guo Jing and suddenly struck out with both palms.

Divine Camel Snow Mountain Palm!

At the same time, Hong Qigong on the other side also used his unique skills. He took out the Beggar Gang's artifact, the Dog Beating Stick, and danced wildly around his body, sweeping it towards his feet with lightning speed.

Dog Beating Stick Technique: Sweep both dogs!

Bang!

Two loud noises exploded at the same time, and Guo Jing's palms flew, using the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: Flying Dragon in the Sky to fight against Ouyang Feng. However, Ouyang Feng's internal strength was superior, and Guo Jing was shocked and flew towards Chen Xiaonian.

Ouyang Ke on the other side wanted to continue dodging Hong Qigong's Dog Beating Stick Technique, but he didn't expect that Hong Qigong just shook his wrist lightly, and the Dog Beating Stick suddenly changed direction, breaking the branch that Ouyang Ke was using for leverage. At the moment when Ouyang Ke lost his balance, the Dog Beating Stick in Hong Qigong's hand suddenly turned around and swept, hitting Ouyang Ke's buttocks, using the Dog Beating Stick Technique to cut off the dog's buttocks!

The powerful true energy also pushed Ouyang Ke towards Chen Xiaonian.

"Brother Xiaonian, get out of the way."

Guo Jing, who was honest by nature, didn't want Chen Xiaonian to drag him down when he was defeated because Chen Xiaonian had saved his life, so he quickly reminded him.

"Two shameless old bastards!"

Chen Xiaonian, who was fighting with Huang Laoxie, suddenly felt two strong winds coming from behind him. He glanced sideways and found that it was Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong who were using Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke's bodies as a medium and rushing towards him at the same time with their powerful internal strength.

"Today I will let you see how powerful I am."

Chen Xiaonian, who was almost surrounded by enemies on three sides, did not panic at all. The true energy in his dantian flowed into the soles of his feet, and his toes lightly tapped the tree branches. While his whole body was flying horizontally in the air in a strange posture, his toes lightly tapped the palm of Huang Laoxie's hand.

Bang!

The moment Chen Xiaonian used his toes to push away Huang Lao Xie's palm, Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke whizzed past Chen Xiaonian from above and below. The gap between them was just enough for Chen Xiaonian to dodge sideways. The insidious Ouyang Ke suddenly stretched out his hands, trying to grab Chen Xiaonian and bring them down together.

However, at this time, Chen Xiaonian was angered by the shameless fighting style of Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong. He could have used the powerful internal force of the Three Realms True Yuan Qi to shake Ouyang Ke's hands apart, but he was unwilling to win so easily. At the moment when Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke passed through him, he put his index finger and middle finger together at the same time, one up and one down, and pointed at Guo Jing with the sunflower acupoint-pressing hand like a gust of wind, and pointed at Ouyang Ke with sword energy, and used his fingers to lead the sword, and stabbed it into Ouyang Ke's abdomen with a puff.

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The left-right fighting technique that Chen Xiaonian learned from Zhou Botong was put to good use at this time. He used the Dugu Nine Swords, the Palm-breaking Style and the Sunflower Point-Acupuncture Skill with his left and right hands at the same time, which made Huang Laoxie and the other two marvel at it.

thump!

Under Chen Xiaonian's intentional control, Guo Jing, whose acupoints had been pressed, pressed Ouyang Ke to the ground.

"I won the first competition, right?"

Chen Xiaonian stood proudly on the tree branch, looking at Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke on the ground like a god.

“Good! Good! Good!” Huang Lao Xie shouted “good” three times when he saw this. He looked at Chen Xiaonian with indescribable satisfaction: “As expected of a little bastard, you just faced the siege of me, the old poisonous creature, and the old beggar at the same time, but not only did you escape unscathed, you even fought back. This time, you little bastard wins the first round!”

"Hmph." Ouyang Feng glanced at Chen Xiaonian coldly, then came to Ouyang Ke's side, helped Ouyang Ke up, stretched out his right hand and tapped Ouyang Ke several times, and took out the White Camel Mountain healing medicine and fed it to Ouyang Ke: "How dare you hurt my nephew? I hope you don't meet me alone in the future."

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Ouyang Ke, lying on the ground, looked at Chen Xiaonian with anger in his eyes, yet he seemed helpless.

"Hahaha, Chen Xiaonian, you are so young, but your martial arts are so powerful." Hong Qigong laughed freely and came to Guo Jing, and tapped Guo Jing's acupoints with his fingers, trying to unblock Guo Jing's acupoints.

"Jing'er, why don't you get up?"

Guo Jing just wanted to get up, but found that his whole body was still weak and his muscles were extremely stiff. He looked at Hong Qigong with an embarrassed expression and said, "Master, I still can't move."

"Oh?" Hong Qigong looked at Guo Jing in surprise, put his hands on Guo Jing's chest and examined it carefully: "What a wonderful acupoint pressing technique."

Hong Qigong, who had never seen the Sunflower Finger acupoint pressing technique, suddenly discovered that Chen Xiaonian's acupoint pressing technique was unusual. In order to release the acupoints normally, he could only use a special technique.

Fortunately, Hong Qigong had profound internal strength. With a loud shout, Hong Qigong's powerful internal strength violently invaded Guo Jing's body. With a crisp "pop" sound, it forcibly broke through the acupuncture points in Guo Jing's body.

"Thank you, Master." After Guo Jing realized that his internal energy had recovered, he quickly stood up and thanked Hong Qigong, then turned to Chen Xiaonian and said, "Brother Chen, thank you for showing mercy. I, Guo Jing, owe you another favor."

The honest Guo Jing understood that Chen Xiaonian had only pressed his acupoints and did not hurt him like he did to Ouyang Ke, which was already a mercy.

"Okay, let's get ready to start the second match."

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Chapter 96 This kid is here to cause trouble

"Huang Lao Xie, what will the second competition be about?"

Hong Qigong looked at Huang Laoxie curiously. It had to be said that Huang Laoxie had put a lot of thought into today's competition. The first match was about who would fall from the tree first, which was very unique and completely different from ordinary competitions.

Huang Lao Xie looked at everyone meaningfully, and said calmly, "The second competition is for the three nephews to evaluate a piece of music that I played."

The moment Huang Laoxie finished speaking, Ouyang Ke's face lit up and he revealed a confident smile.

In Ouyang Ke's opinion, the silly Guo Jing and Chen Xiaonian, who angrily interrupted Huang Lao Xie and his friends' musical competition yesterday, knew nothing about stringed instruments.

"Old bastard, do we just need to listen to your music, or do we need to do something?"

Chen Xiaonian felt that Huang Lao Xie often did not play according to the common sense of "587", so he should first ask about the rules of the competition.

"Little bastard, can you please respect me when you speak?" Huang Lao Xie looked at Chen Xiaonian helplessly and said, "You three, just keep the beat for my music."

"Is there anyone who doesn't understand what I mean?" Huang Lao Xie looked around and saw that no one had any objections, so he said loudly: "Now, the second round of competition begins!"

After he finished speaking, Huang Lao Xie leaped onto a nearby high platform, raised the jade flute to his lips, and the true energy in his dantian slowly flowed out and came out from his mouth. In an instant, a melodious low voice echoed in the room.

The moment the sound of the jade flute rang out, Ouyang Ke was seen holding two bamboos, closing his eyes, and listening carefully to the jade flute music played by Huang Lao Xie. After quickly judging the rhythm of the music, he waved the bamboos in his hands, sometimes tapping slowly, sometimes quickly. The rhythm of the tapping matched perfectly with the music played by Huang Lao Xie, without any mistake.

Guo Jing on the side frowned, not being able to hear the mystery of Huang Lao Xie's jade flute at all. He looked at the two bamboos held up, unable to strike down. Hong Qigong behind him was fluttering his beard and staring, he could only be anxious but helpless.

"Silly disciple, why don't you knock? Why are you standing there like an idiot?"

Seeing Guo Jing still not making any move, Hong Qigong could not help but urge him: "If you really don't understand, just admit defeat."

Just when Hong Qigong was getting anxious, Guo Jing suddenly moved.

Guo Jing threw away the two bamboos in his left hand, picked up a copper basin beside him, and started hitting the basin frantically with the bamboo in his right hand.

Compared to Ouyang Ke's perfect rhythm of Huang Lao Xie's jade flute, Guo Jing was just like an unromantic ruffian. The sound of his strikes on the copper basin was also sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes loud and sometimes soft, but the rhythm was always either one step ahead of Huang Lao Xie's jade flute or one beat behind. No matter what, he could never match the sound of Huang Lao Xie's jade flute, as if he was trying to make trouble.

Huang Lao Xie was caught off guard, and when he heard the sound of Guo Jing hitting the copper basin, he felt his head buzzing.

Could this brat be here to cause trouble?

Huang Lao Xie glared at Guo Jing deeply, and quickly calmed his mind to stabilize the sound of the jade flute that was almost disrupted by Guo Jing.

After seeing what Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke did, Chen Xiaonian seemed to have some feelings and started to tap the two bamboos in his hands. When tapping, one of them perfectly matched the rhythm of Huang Lao Xie and the other perfectly missed the rhythm of Huang Lao Xie. Chen Xiaonian had no method at all and tapping depended entirely on luck. When he was lucky, he could just match the rhythm of Huang Lao Xie, but when he was unlucky, he was like Guo Jing, completely missed the beat.

Chen Xiaonian keenly noticed that the moment Guo Jing knocked on the copper basin, Huang Laoxie frowned for a moment, and immediately understood that the second competition was to test how to compete with the sound of Huang Laoxie's jade flute. When Guo Jing knocked on the basin just now, he almost disrupted Huang Laoxie's rhythm. By accident, Guo Jing actually realized the method of attack and combination in the music, and wanted to disrupt Huang Yaoshi with the messy rhythm.

“Hahahaha.” Ouyang Feng looked at the three people in the field and couldn’t help but laugh confidently: “Old beggar, your apprentice is simply six out of seven when it comes to music, and he knows nothing at all!”

"And that kid Chen Xiaonian is just as messed up as Guo Jing."

"Old Poison, don't be too happy too soon." Hong Qigong looked at Ouyang Feng and said, "What if Huang Laoxie wants to choose someone with poor musicality?"

Hong Qigong's words frightened Ouyang Feng. Before the second match, Huang Lao Xie only said that they should just follow his beats. He never said whether the one who beats well or the one who beats poorly will win.

You know, with Huang Lao Xie's rebellious personality, nothing he does would be surprising.

Just as Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng were arguing, something strange happened on the scene.

The sound of the jade flute played by Huang Laoxie suddenly changed from melodious and gentle at the beginning to majestic and powerful.

In the ears of the crowd, the sound of the jade flute was like the vast and boundless ocean. At the beginning, the sea was calm, and the gentle tide came from far to near, wave after wave to the shore. As the tide continued to surge, the speed was getting faster and faster, and then suddenly, waves rose on the calm sea, with huge waves, one higher than the other, and it became more and more dangerous.

As the waves became more fierce, people could vaguely hear big fish galloping and giant whales rolling in the majestic tide, while the wind howled and seagulls and strange birds flew on the sea.

Soon, the sound of the jade flute became more unpredictable. Everyone felt that there were water monsters hiding in the sea. The monsters were rolling on the huge waves. Suddenly, icebergs floated by, and suddenly the sea was boiling. It was changing to the utmost. When the tide receded, the sea was as flat as a mirror, but there were turbulent undercurrents on the seabed. There were dangers lurking in the silence, which made the listeners fall into the ambush without knowing it, which was especially hard to guard against.

The blue sea is singing!

As Huang Lao Xie's famous work sounded, the internal force in his dantian spread like an overwhelming force along with the music, covering Chen Xiaonian and the other two.

Ouyang Ke's internal strength is three points weaker than Guo Jing's, not to mention compared with Chen Xiaonian. Soon after the 0.5th note of the Blue Sea Rising Song sounded, he became restless, the internal strength in his dantian began to dissipate continuously, and he became dazed and only relied on instinct to knock on the copper basin.

On the contrary, Guo Jing and Chen Xiaonian were constantly using their internal energy to counteract the music of the Rising Tide of the Blue Sea.

However, in just a blink of an eye, Guo Jing's face turned red, and he knelt on one knee on the ground, barely staying awake by willpower.

Under the attack of Huang Lao Xie's powerful internal force, Chen Xiaonian gradually felt chest tightness and discomfort.

At the same time, Chen Xiaonian had a flash of inspiration and came up with an extremely harmful idea.

"Huang Lao Xie, let me show you the power of the divine music of our great Celestial Empire!"

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The 97th Divine Song: Breaking the Blue Sea and Rising Tide

Chen Xiaonian, who had an idea, looked at Huang Laoxie with a wicked smile. The true energy in his dantian surged towards his throat like a reservoir releasing floodwaters.

“Ah~oh, ah~oh, ah~oh, ah~oh~oh, ah~hiss~hiss~.”

The moment Chen Xiaonian suddenly threw away the two bamboos in his hands, he opened his mouth and an extremely strange sound came out from Chen Xiaonian's mouth. It was really the divine song of his previous life, Teacher Gong's divine song.

"What the hell is this bastard doing?" When Ouyang Feng heard Chen Xiaonian singing, he felt annoyed and couldn't help but yelled at Chen Xiaonian: "You bastard, do you know music? Why are you howling like a ghost?"

Hong Qigong, who was standing by, was also confused by Chen Xiaonian's voice, but he also found it very interesting: "Chen Xiaonian, your nonsense shouting skills are far inferior to mine."

Hearing the voices of Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng, Chen Xiaonian sneered in his heart. The charm of the divine song is not so easy to understand. I will let you know what the devil is later.

Unlike Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong, Huang Laoxie on the high platform noticed something was wrong when Chen Xiaonian sang loudly. There was a kind of melody hidden in Chen Xiaonian's strange voice, which was somewhat mysterious.

"Humph." Huang Lao Xie snorted in his heart, thinking to himself: "No matter what this little bastard Chen Xiaonian is up to, I will never let Chen Xiaonian look down on me in the field of music, which I am an expert in."

Huang Lao Xie, who was feeling competitive, suddenly changed the rhythm of his jade flute. The sea, which had been so majestic just now, became mysterious and spooky in everyone's ears, and murderous intent was hidden.

The moment Huang Lao Xie changed the tune, Ouyang Ke's last tense nerve finally collapsed, and his eyes swayed in fascination.

Ouyang Feng saw that Ouyang Ke could no longer hold out under Huang Lao Xie's "The Rising Tide of the Blue Sea", so he quickly moved to Ouyang Ke's side with a worried look, raised his hands, and used his inner strength to plug Ouyang Ke's ears.

At this point, Ouyang Ke became the first person to fall in the second competition.

At this time, Chen Xiaonian saw Huang Lao Xie's change of tune, so he followed suit and changed the melody and sang: "Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh."

In an instant, Chen Xiaonian and Huang Laoxie's internal forces collided in the air with the help of the music, and a fierce "bang bang" sound was heard, shaking the surrounding peach blossom forest and dropping peach blossoms flying all over the sky.

When the two were fighting fiercely, Guo Jing's face turned from red to purple, and then from purple to black. If it was just Huang Lao Xie's "The Rising Tide of the Blue Sea", Guo Jing could have held on for a while longer. But the moment Chen Xiaonian's "Anxious" sounded, Guo Jing felt his head dizzy, as if thousands of villains were jumping in his ears, and he felt very annoyed.

thump!

Following a dull sound, Guo Jing fainted and fell to the ground.

Chen Xiaonian is the only one left on the field!

Huang Lao Xie, who was really angry, refused to give up when he saw that Chen Xiaonian was the only one left. He played several tunes on the jade flute in his mouth again, each one more fierce and rapid than the last.

"Damn, dam ...

However, Chen Xiaonian was not afraid at all. The internal force in his dantian flowed out continuously, and strange singing came out of his mouth with a fast rhythm, which was no less fast than Huang Laoxie. The most outrageous thing was that Chen Xiaonian's voice was just like the sound of Huang Laoxie's jade flute, with many changes in rhythm. Even the expression on Chen Xiaonian's face became more and more exaggerated as the song reached its climax. His head shook rapidly and his expression became more and more exaggerated.

As time passed, the sound of Huang Laoxie's jade flute and Chen Xiaonian's strange singing gradually reached a climax, and the two people's constantly surging internal forces collided fiercely in the air.

Soon, the sound of the jade flute and Chen Xiaonian's singing reached the final climax.

In everyone's ears, the sound of Huang Lao Xie's jade flute sounded like a tsunami that covered the sky and the sun, and rolled up a tornado that destroyed the world, roaring towards everyone's eardrums.

Chen Xiaonian's strange singing voice, like a ray of bright light in the eternal night, suddenly appeared in everyone's heart. The singing that had been annoying at the beginning actually became somewhat beautiful. An inexplicable magic was invading everyone's brain.

"Ah, ah ...

When Chen Xiaonian's singing reached its final climax, it sounded like the scream of a devil, breaking through the terrifying tsunami that was coming from Huang Lao Xie and calming the fierce tornado.

Bang!

A loud bang suddenly exploded between Chen Xiaonian and Huang Laoxie.

The strong and powerful wind blew everyone's clothes and hair wildly, and all the peach trees within a three-mile radius were broken.

"Little bastard, what kind of bullshit song are you singing?" Huang Lao Xie put away his jade flute and came to Chen Xiaonian with an angry face. In his opinion, Chen Xiaonian's singing just now was simply the whisper of the devil, which disturbed him so much that he could continue to play the song "Rising Tide of the Blue Sea", but was abruptly interrupted by Chen Xiaonian's last high note.

"Old bastard, you know nothing." Chen Xiaonian smiled mischievously and said to Huang Laoxie: "What I just sang was a divine song. It may make people feel uncomfortable at first, but after listening to it for a long time, people will be unable to stop. There are many mysteries hidden in it."

"What this kid said makes sense." The competition was over. Hong Qigong came to Guo Jing's side, gently woke Guo Jing up, and said to Huang Lao Xie: "When this kid started to roar, I thought it was just like the howling of ghosts and wolves, which was a bit immoral. But after listening to it later, I actually felt that this kid's singing became more and more pleasant to the ears, and I felt that I hadn't heard enough."

"Stop talking about these useless things." Ouyang Feng's face was grim. Chen Xiaonian's singing just now almost caused his internal energy to go out of control. He asked directly, "Huang Laoxie, who will win the second match? You didn't even give a standard."

Hey! What Old Poison said makes sense. I never said that the one who persists to the end wins!

Ouyang Feng's words seemed to have awakened Huang Lao Xie. In this competition, Huang Lao Xie would never admit that he would lose to Chen Xiaonian's messy singing. He immediately said with joy: "In terms of internal strength, the little bastard is indeed better in this competition, but what we just competed in was rhythm."

"In terms of rhythm, although my nephew Ouyang fell down first, the beat in his hand was in sync with the sound of my jade flute until he fell down. On the other hand, Guo Jing and the little bastard, you two know nothing about rhythm, and the beats you made were completely out of rhythm."

"Fuck you, old bastard, I'm going to be so cruel to you!"