Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

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Chapter 98 The third competition begins!

"Come all with me."

Huang Laoxie said this as he walked towards a small house not far away.

"Huang Lao Xie, this is the first competition of martial arts, the second competition of music, what weird ideas do you have for the third competition?" Hong Qigong asked as they walked.

"The third match won't be a calligraphy contest, will it?" Ouyang Feng glanced at Huang Lao Xie and thought to himself that since Huang Lao Xie is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, it wouldn't be impossible for him to compete in calligraphy.

"Today I am here to choose a husband for my daughter." Huang Lao Xie walked into the house mysteriously, took out a scripture and said, "My wife died when she gave birth to Huang Rong because of this scripture, so today I want my wife's spirit in heaven to personally choose a son-in-law."

"The content of this third competition is very simple. The three of you, little bastards, read this scripture at the same time. Whoever recites the most and most accurately will be my son-in-law."

After Huang Laoxie finished speaking, he handed the scriptures to the three people. The moment Chen Xiaonian saw the first line of the scriptures, a barely perceptible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Sure enough!

Huang Lao Xie’s third test is to quickly memorize the Nine Yin Scriptures!

At that time, Huang Lao Xie's two disciples, the Bronze Corpse Chen Xuanfeng and the Iron Corpse Mei Chaofeng, stole the lower part of the Nine Yin Scriptures and eloped from Peach Blossom Island. Huang Lao Xie was furious. In order to appease her husband, Feng Heng forced herself to memorize the Nine Yin Scriptures, but eventually she was exhausted and died of dystocia, leaving behind an incomplete Nine Yin Scriptures.

From then on, Huang Yaoshi's temper became even more bad tempered. He vowed to always be with his wife and never leave Peach Blossom Island. Later, he even built a leaky flower boat and prepared to go out to sea to commit suicide for love.

It was not until Huang Rong ran away from home that he broke his oath and went to Central Plains to find Huang Rong.

"Silly boy, can you please read faster? I have already memorized this page."

Ouyang Ke was very arrogant and relied on his better memory than Guo Jing to deliberately make fun of Guo Jing.

"I have also memorized it. Let's look at the next page." Ouyang Ke was a little surprised that Guo Jing, despite his silly look, had actually memorized the contents of the first page.

On the contrary, after reading the scripture for the first time, Chen Xiaonian lay down on a chair beside him, closed his eyes and began to take a nap.

"Little bastard, what are you doing?" Huang Laoxie saw that Chen Xiaonian seemed to have given up, and came to Chen Xiaonian with some anger in his heart: "If you don't want to be my son-in-law, just leave."

"You old bastard, you can't get rid of me, your son-in-law." Chen Xiaonian opened his eyes and sat up suddenly: "Isn't it just reciting scriptures? I'll recite them to you now."

what!

Huang Lao Xie simply couldn't believe his ears. Chen Xiaonian only took a glance at the scriptures, but he said he could recite them!

"Little bastard, this is the scripture that my wife wrote down with great effort before she died. You can't just sully it." Huang Lao Xie's eyes flashed with coldness. Feng Heng was his blood and heart, and no one could offend her. He said viciously, "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will never let you go."

"Hmph." Chen Xiaonian snorted coldly, stood up and walked to the middle of the hut, opened his mouth and began to recite.

"The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is excess, so the imaginary overcomes the reality, and the deficiency overcomes the excess. Its meaning is profound, its reasoning is profound, and its interest is profound. The symbols of heaven and earth, the sequence of yin and yang, the expression of change, the relationship between death and life Omen."

"The weak overcomes the strong, and the soft overcomes the rigid. The world does not know it, and it cannot be done."

"The most soft thing in the world is the strongest thing in the world."

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As Chen Xiaonian spoke, he recited the contents of the scripture word for word, and everyone present widened their eyes in disbelief.

You have to know that Chen Xiaonian clearly read the first page of the scriptures. Even though Chen Xiaonian has the ability to remember everything he sees, he has not read a single word except the content of the first page.

Huang Lao Xie, who was standing next to Chen Xiaonian, had an even more unbelievable look on his face. Not only was the scripture that Chen Xiaonian recited word for word correct, but the content was even more than ten times more than what was in the scripture. Every sentence made sense and it was impossible for it to be fabricated.

“Could it really be Ah Heng’s spirit appearing?” Huang Lao Xie’s eyes were dazed, he looked up blankly and muttered to himself: “Recite the scripture to me through Chen Xiaonian’s mouth.

After Chen Xiaonian finished reciting, Huang Lao Xie said excitedly: "Chen Xiaonian, from now on, I will betroth Rong'er to you."

Guo Jing was still confused and had no idea what was going on when Ouyang Ke suddenly came to Huang Lao Xie, clasped his hands together and said, "What Chen Xiaonian just recited seems to be more than what you showed us."

"Aren't you surprised?"

Ouyang Ke's question was like a bolt from the blue exploding in Huang Lao Xie's heart, and all kinds of thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant.

Huang Lao Xie was so excited when he suddenly heard the scriptures recited by Chen Xiaonian just now that he thought it was his wife Feng Heng appearing in heaven. Now that he thinks about it carefully, he can't help but have many more questions in his mind.

"Chen Xiaonian, I want to ask you, why do you know how to recite the Nine Yin Scriptures?" Huang Lao Xie stared at Chen Xiaonian, trying to find out something strange from Chen Xiaonian's reaction.

When Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng heard Huang Laoxie say that the scripture was the supreme secret book Nine Yin Scriptures that everyone in the world wanted to obtain, they couldn't help but feel shocked. Ouyang Feng was so surprised that his eyes widened, and his eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

"¨' Old bastard, don't be impatient." Chen Xiaonian smiled faintly and continued, "This is indeed the Nine Yin Manual. The reason why I can recite it is all thanks to Zhou Botong."

"What! Old naughty boy, Zhou Botong!"

Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng exclaimed at the same time. Now everyone felt that their minds were suddenly enlightened. Since it was Zhou Botong who taught Chen Xiaonian, then everything made sense, because the Nine Yin Scriptures was originally given to Zhou Botong for safekeeping before Wang Chongyang died.

"Chen Xiaonian, I want to ask you where the old naughty boy Zhou Botong is." Ouyang Feng's eyes showed greed. He had been coveting the Nine Yin Scriptures for a long time. When he heard that Zhou Botong actually knew the Nine Yin Scriptures, he immediately lost his temper.

"I'm here!"

Just as Ouyang Feng finished speaking, Zhou Botong's voice suddenly rang out from outside the hut. Everyone looked outside, only to see Zhou Botong doing a backflip, falling from the roof, and walking happily into the hall.

(Li Qian Zhao) "Zhou Botong!"

When Huang Lao Xie saw clearly that the person coming was Zhou Botong, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Chen Xiaonian.

Whoosh!

The moment Huang Lao Xie's palm was about to attack, Chen Xiaonian moved his feet slightly, using the Lingbo Microwave to easily avoid Huang Lao Xie's grabbing hand.

"Old bastard, why are you arresting me?" Chen Xiaonian rolled his eyes at Huang Lao Xie and said, "If you have the guts, go arrest Zhou Botong. What's the point of arresting me?"

"Humph!" Huang Lao Xie snorted coldly, looked at Chen Xiaonian with murderous intent and said, "Although Zhou Botong has kept the Nine Yin Manual, he has never read it, let alone the second volume of the Nine Yin Manual. What you just recited was the entire text of the Nine Yin Manual. Let me ask you, where did you get the content of the second volume of the Nine Yin Manual?"

"The reason why you have been trying to capture my disciple Mei Chaofeng is because of the contents of the second volume of the Nine Yin Manual, right?"

After hearing what Huang Laoxie said, Chen Xiaonian was speechless: "Old bastard, are you stupid?"

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Chapter 99: The Delicate and Attractive Huang Rong

Huang Lao Xie slapped Chen Xiaonian without any hesitation. Chen Xiaonian stepped on the Lingbo Weibu step, twisted his waist and dodged Huang Lao Xie's palm.

Bang!

A loud noise echoed in the hall. Huang Lao Xie's palm slammed hard on the pillar behind Chen Xiaonian. The powerful force directly broke one of the supporting pillars of the hut. In an instant, the small house was filled with dust and smoke.

"Old bastard, you've lost your mind because of love, you're really serious." Chen Xiaonian glared at Huang Laoxie fiercely. As long as this guy's wife Feng Heng was involved, his mind would become one-sided: "Can you wake up a little? If I wanted the Nine Yin Manual, why would I ask you for Mei Chaofeng now?"

"I have already learned the Nine Yin Manual, why would I be bored?"

Huang Lao Xie wanted to continue attacking Chen Xiaonian, but his hands suddenly stopped in mid-air, and a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face: "Little bastard, you dare to scold me? Even if I was confused for a moment, you are still my son-in-law!"

"Huang Lao Xie, you are usually quite smart, but you are really stupid now." Hong Qigong said with contempt in his eyes, "This kid is already your son-in-law. If you want the Nine Yin Manual, why don't you just ask him directly? Why go to the old naughty boy?"

"I..." Huang Lao Xie, who was always free and unrestrained by nature, was embarrassed and speechless under Hong Qigong's finishing blow. After holding it in for a long time, he said: "Little bastard, since you have become my son-in-law, you can't take Mei Chaofeng away. We are all family."

God damn, they are our own people!

He hasn't even married Huang Rong yet!

"Old bastard, one thing is another." Chen Xiaonian glanced at Huang Laoxie and said, "I must bring Mei Chaofeng back to report. I am thinking about your daughter's future sexual happiness."

Happiness? What does Rong'er's happiness have to do with capturing Mei Chaofeng?

Huang Lao Xie was completely confused by Chen Xiaonian's words. He thought Chen Xiaonian was doing this for Mei Chaofeng instead of Huang Rong. His expression changed immediately and he said, "Little bastard, you don't want to marry my daughter, but just want to take Mei Chaofeng away, right?"

"How is that possible?" Chen Xiaonian curled his lips. This was exactly what he had planned, but Huang Rong's love letter changed Chen Xiaonian's mindset: "Of course I will marry your daughter."

"That's pretty much it."

Bang!

Huang Lao Xie nodded in satisfaction. When he was about to continue speaking, a huge roar suddenly came from outside the hut. Upon seeing this, everyone rushed out to check it out.

"There's fire over there!"

When the silly boy Guo Jing saw the fire coming from the north side of Peach Blossom Island, he quickly shouted loudly.

"not good!"

Huang Lao Xie cried out in shock upon seeing this and rushed out in anger. Peach Blossom Island was not only his hard work, but also the burial place of his beloved wife Feng Heng. He would never allow anything to go wrong with Peach Blossom Island.

At the moment when Huang Lao Xie's figure turned into a gust of breeze and disappeared in front of everyone, a beautiful figure suddenly emerged from the peach forest nearby. It was Huang Rong, the heroine of Huang Lao Xie's son-in-law selection today!

"Little bastard, follow me!"

As soon as Huang Rong appeared, she rushed to Chen Xiaonian with an anxious look, grabbed Chen Xiaonian's hand and ran away.

Tapping.

"Little witch, what are you doing?" Chen Xiaonian ran behind Huang Rong with a puzzled look on his face, completely unaware of what was going on.

Could it be that the little witch really brought Mei Chaofeng out?

Chen Xiaonian suddenly had an idea. Thinking of the love letter Huang Rong wrote to him last night, his heart warmed up. "You don't have to run away, little witch. I have passed the test of your father, that old bastard."

"If we don't run, we're done." Huang Rong was only thinking about quickly taking Chen Xiaonian away from Peach Blossom Island. She didn't hear clearly what Chen Xiaonian said at all. She immediately activated the true energy in her dantian and began to use light skills to escape.

In the blink of an eye, Huang Rong was already running around in the peach blossom forest with Chen Xiaonian, and they walked out of the forest and arrived at the shore of Peach Blossom Island.

"It's really Mei Chaofeng!"

After passing through the peach blossom forest, Chen Xiaonian saw from afar a small boat docked on the shore not far away, swaying in the tide, with the unconscious Mei Chaofeng lying on the boat.

Suddenly, thousands of thoughts flashed through Chen Xiaonian's mind. At this moment, he was finally able to confirm that the love letters Huang Rong wrote to him last night were actually true (caaf).

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At the same time, the worried Huang Laoxie had rushed to the place where the fire was flashing.

In Huang Lao Xie's shocked eyes, he saw that the place on fire in front of him was only three or four peach trees clustered together, and around the peach trees, a circle of deep pits had been dug, just surrounding the fire.

The person who set the fire was obviously well prepared. He just wanted to use the fire to attract Huang Lao Xie's attention. He didn't really intend to burn down Peach Blossom Island.

"Lure the tiger away from the mountain!" Huang Lao Xie's eyes flashed, and his lovely daughter appeared in his mind: "It must be Rong'er, who wants to help that little bastard rescue Mei Chaofeng."

After realizing that he had fallen into a trap, Huang Lao Xie quickly used his lightness skills to quickly rush to the shore of Peach Blossom Island.

At this time, on the shore of Peach Blossom Island, Huang Rong had already brought Chen Xiaonian close to the boat.

"Little bastard, why are you still standing there like an idiot?" Huang Rong came to the boat and saw Chen Xiaonian standing there stupidly. She hurriedly shouted, "Chen Xiaonian, hurry up. I'll help you stop my dad. If you wait any longer, my dad will catch up with you."

Whoosh!

A gentle sea breeze suddenly blew by Huang Rong's ears, and her whole body was lifted into the air by a soft force. Feeling the gentleness coming from her waist, Huang Rong's face suddenly turned red.

"Chen Xiaonian, what are you doing!"

Snapped.

Chen Xiaonian held Huang Rong and slowly landed on the boat, then gently put her down: "Of course I'm going to take you with me."

Take me away?!

Huang Rong's eyes were filled with disbelief. She looked at Chen Xiaonian infatuatedly and said, "What did you say, you little bastard?"

"I said I would take you away." Chen Xiaonian smiled as if in the spring breeze, and said softly: "I have passed the test of the old bastard, and he has accepted me as his cheap son-in-law."

hum!

Huang Rong's head rang loudly, and her little heart began to beat violently. She opened her lips slightly and said tremblingly, "Little bastard, are you willing to accept me?"

Chen Xiaonian smiled and said nothing. He leaned over and slowly put his face close to Huang Rong's red cheek, and their lips gently touched.

"Hmm~" Huang Rong's face was full of beauty. She struggled to push Chen Xiaonian away and said, "Hurry up and run away first, or my father will come."

Chen Xiaonian looked at Huang Rong in confusion and said, "I have already passed the old bastard's test. Why should I worry so much? He will definitely not stop us."

"I set fire to my father's favorite peach forest. He must be very angry now. With his temper, he will definitely turn hostile. Let's go!"

Huang Rong knew Huang Lao Xie best. If she knew that the peach forest was burned, even if there were only three peach trees, Huang Lao Xie would definitely be furious.

Snapped.

Huang Rong was in a good mood. She picked up the wooden paddle and pushed the boat gently on the shore, and the boat slowly sailed out of Peach Blossom Island.

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Chapter 100: Huge waves surge, Ouyang Feng appears (ask for self-order and full order)

Just as Chen Xiaonian and Huang Rong were slowly leaving Peach Blossom Island in a small boat, Huang Laoxie, dressed in green, suddenly appeared like lightning, rushed out of the peach blossom forest and came to the shore.

"Little bastard! You are so brave!" Huang Lao Xie stood firmly on the shore with a figure as strong as a pine tree, and shouted loudly to Chen Xiaonian and Huang Rong who were leaving.

"Old bastard, I'm already your son-in-law." Chen Xiaonian raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a mean smile: "Don't worry too much about young people's affairs, just wait to hold your grandchildren in your arms."

"you dare!"

Huang Lao Xie was furious when he thought that the daughter he had raised with great effort was going to be harmed by that little bastard Chen Xiaonian. But Huang Lao Xie soon thought of what he had said when Chen Xiaonian recited the entire Nine Yin Scriptures.