Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

"The Capital Madman!" Chen Xiaonian said in an exaggerated manner, "That man is the Capital Madman who has been causing a stir in Yingtian Prefecture recently!"

"You don't know how dangerous it was. I just caught up with him, and the thief actually grabbed a woman from Mengchunlou and threw her at me. He also used a knife to pick up several bottles of wine and threw them at me."

"I was worried that if I dodged, the woman would fall to the ground and get hurt, so I had to bear it head-on. That's why I smelled of rouge and alcohol."

"This is not the end yet. While I was protecting the woman, the thief used his Tyrant Blade Technique to sneak attack me."

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"If it weren't for your husband's amazing skills, you would be waiting to become widows now!"

"If you don't believe me, ask me if there's any smell of alcohol in my mouth."

As Chen Xiaonian spoke, he opened his mouth and moved closer to Huang Rong and Zhao Min. The alcohol in his body had been forced out by the shock of his internal force when he had just slashed out that sword energy with the heavy black iron sword.

"and many more."

Just when Huang Rong and Zhao Min were half-believing and half-doubting, Wuqing suddenly stepped forward and asked seriously, "Are you talking about the crazy demon in the capital?"

"Yup!"

Chen Xiaonian looked at Wuqing in surprise. He had just been paying attention to Huang Rong and Zhao Min and didn't notice that Wuqing was there too.

Wuqing asked anxiously, "Did you catch him?"

"We caught nothing." Chen Xiaonian said with an unwilling look on his face, "That guy was even smarter than a monkey. When I almost defeated him with one sword, I don't know what trick he used. His body turned into a puff of green smoke and I don't even know how he got away."

"That's right!" Wuqing nodded heavily: "Master once said that the Jingcheng Mad Demon is probably not Gui Hai Yi Dao, but a Fuso warrior. The Qingyan you mentioned should be a kind of Fuso ninjutsu."

what!

What Chen Xiaonian said turned out to be true!

After hearing Wuqing's words, Huang Rong and Zhao Min finally believed what Chen Xiaonian said, and a look of worry instantly appeared on their faces.

"Chen Xiaonian, are you hurt anywhere?"

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Chapter 187: Take you to see the best scenery in the world

Yingtian Prefecture, East Factory.

A masked figure in black flashed by and came to the house of Cao Zhengchun, the Grand Commander of the East Factory, with ease.

Squeak.

The moment the man in black gently pushed open Cao Zhengchun's door, he staggered and fell to the ground.

"flutter!"

A mouthful of blood suddenly spurted out of the black-clothed man's mouth, splattering all over the ground.

"Yagyu Tajima-no-kami!" Cao Zhengchun came out of the house after hearing the noise. He suddenly saw Yagyu Tajima-no-kami lying on the ground. He was shocked and asked anxiously, "What happened?"

"It's... Chen Xiaonian... cough cough!"

Although Yagyu Tajima no Kami escaped from Chen Xiaonian's sword energy, he was still seriously injured by the powerful sword energy. He finally escaped with his life by forcibly suppressing his injuries. At this time, he had only said half of his words when he coughed violently twice, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted.

"Chen Xiaonian?"

Upon hearing this, Cao Zhengchun's eyes showed a hint of doubt, and then a look of vigilance suddenly appeared on his face. He casually swung out a stream of true energy and easily shattered the heart meridian of Yagyu Tajima no Kami.

Poor guy, the great head of the Fuso Yagyu family died just like that.

"Dispose of the body."

After Cao Zhengchun finished speaking with a worried look on his face, two people dressed as eunuchs suddenly rushed out, picked up the body of Yagyu Tajima no Kami and walked out.

After the two eunuchs left with the body of Yagyu Tajima no Mori, Cao Zhengchun suddenly jumped onto the beam silently and looked around vigilantly to see if anyone had followed Yagyu Tajima no Mori to the East Factory.

"A guy who fails to succeed but fails to succeed!"

When Cao Zhengchun thought of what Yagyu Tajima no Kami said before he fainted, he realized that he must have been defeated by Chen Xiaonian and fled back to the East Factory.

But this foolish guy came directly to the East Factory. He was not afraid of exposing the relationship between Cao Zhengchun and him.

In anger, Cao Zhengchun killed Yagyu Tajima no Kami to prevent the seriously injured guy from exposing him. Anyway, Yagyu Tajima no Kami's value had been squeezed out by Cao Zhengchun.

"Luckily, no one followed us." Cao Zhengchun quietly ambushed on the roof for a long time before making sure that nothing happened. "I didn't expect that Chen Xiaonian's kung fu was so amazing. Yagyu Tajima-no-Kami's strength is not weak either, but to be able to injure him like this, I'm afraid Chen Xiaonian's cultivation is very close to that of a grandmaster."

At this time, the news of Chen Xiaonian's killing spree in Shaolin Temple had not yet reached Yingtian Prefecture. After all, Shaolin Temple, one of the protagonists, had announced that it would be closed for 30 years, and Chen Xiaonian would not publicize the matter.

As for other martial artists, after seeing Chen Xiaonian's killing-like appearance, no one dared to gossip about Chen Xiaonian. The most they could do was to tell their close ones not to provoke Chen Xiaonian.

Under such circumstances, Cao Zhengchun still thought that Chen Xiaonian had barely defeated Yagyu Tajima-no-Kami after a hard fight, and he never expected that Chen Xiaonian had already reached the level of a grandmaster.

"But if Yagyu Tajima-no-Kami makes a fuss, I can go talk to the Emperor about the Iron-hearted Divine Marquis."

Cao Zhengchun narrowed his eyes and looked towards the direction of the imperial palace. This time, he wanted to defeat Tiedan Shenhou miserably!

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Yingtian Prefecture, Six Gates.

Chen Xiaonian sat at the table with a look of despair on his face.

Just now, Huang Rong and Zhao Min, who had come to their senses, interrogated Chen Xiaonian for several hours, making Chen Xiaonian feel as if he had fought ten sweeping monks for a day and a night. He finally fooled the two with great difficulty, but the angry Huang Rong and Zhao Min still decided to punish Chen Xiaonian by making him reflect alone for two days.

"Alas, sometimes having too many wives can be a nuisance."

Originally Chen Xiaonian was still fantasizing about having three wives and four concubines, but he didn't expect that just Huang Rong and Zhao Min would make him exhausted.

At this moment, Chen Xiaonian's eyes suddenly became stern, and he raised his head slightly to look outside the door: "Since you are here, why not show yourself."

Whoosh!

A figure suddenly flashed past the window, stood in front of Chen Xiaonian, and said respectfully: "Chen Xiaonian, thank you for your advice that day."

Lin Pingzhi!

After seeing who was coming, Chen Xiaonian never thought that it was Lin Pingzhi!

At the beginning, Lin Pingzhi came to assassinate Chen Xiaonian with the intention of seeking death. Chen Xiaonian spared his life because of Lin Pingzhi's strong mind that was willing to castrate himself to avenge his family. He didn't expect that he would come to him now.

"good."

Chen Xiaonian nodded slightly and found that Lin Pingzhi had already entered the late stage of Grandmaster level. Although it was also because of the quick-learning effect of the Sword of Exorcism, he also understood that Lin Pingzhi had figured it out.

"I didn't expect that you are already a late-stage Grandmaster. It's a pity that the Exorcism Sword Technique is a quick-learning sword technique, so it's difficult to become a Grandmaster."

"Thanks to you, I finally understand that there are still many things in this world that are worth pursuing." Lin Pingzhi suddenly knelt on one knee and said seriously: "Chen Xiaonian, I want to follow you and experience what it is like to be at the top of the world with you."

What does the top of the world look like?

What the hell is this bullshit!

I, Chen Xiaonian, just want to see what it's like to slack off every day and be surrounded by countless beauties!

Having said that, Chen Xiaonian would definitely not say what he really thought. Instead, he said calmly, "I was right about you. You can join the Six Gates. You will definitely reach the pinnacle of the martial arts world in the future!"

When he said the last sentence, Chen Xiaonian almost laughed out loud. He was just thinking about how to get more people in the Six Gates so that he could take advantage of the situation, but Lin Pingzhi came to him and gave him a 697, and he looked like a middle school student who was so easy to fool.

"I won't join the Six Gates." Lin Pingzhi shook his head calmly, looked at Chen Xiaonian seriously and said, "I just want to follow you. In the future, I want to be your shadow, hiding in the dark, clearing everything for you."

"Be my shadow?"

After hearing Lin Pingzhi's words, Chen Xiaonian was stunned. Lin Pingzhi's shrill voice, his words that were almost a confession, and his serious eyes, gave Chen Xiaonian goosebumps all over his body.

Could it be that because something is missing, his orientation has changed inexplicably?

"That's right." Lin Pingzhi said with determination: "I just want to be your shadow. I believe that one day you will become the best in the world. By then, my Lin family will be famous with you."

God, the best in the world!

I just want to fish quietly!

It’s fine if the system forces me, but why do you, Lin Pingzhi, trust me so much!

Chen Xiaonian was complaining inside, but when he thought about how Lin Pingzhi became his shadow, he could really help him do a lot of things, which would also give him plenty of time to slack off.

"Ahem." Chen Xiaonian suppressed his embarrassment and said seriously, "From now on, you will be my shadow, Chen Xiaonian. Wait for me to take you to see the best scenery in the world!"

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Chapter 188 Chen Xiaonian is targeted by the whole world

When Lin Pingzhi heard that Chen Xiaonian finally agreed to let him become Chen Xiaonian's shadow, a little joy suddenly appeared on his cold face: "Do you need me to do anything now?"

"Do something?"

Chen Xiaonian originally wanted to let Lin Pingzhi hide in the dark first, but a light bulb suddenly lit up in his mind and he suddenly remembered the ambush in Mengchunlou.

The capital's madman!

Chen Xiaonian has always felt that this name sounded familiar. At this moment, he suddenly remembered that Cheng Shifei had said that the madman in the capital used the Ba Dao swordsmanship that dominated the world, and the Ba Dao swordsmanship that dominated the world was the family swordsmanship of Gui Hai Yidao.

In an instant, Chen Xiaonian's mind emerged with the world number one in the world, in which the Capital Madman was a conspiracy of Tiedan Shenhou who colluded with Fuso samurai Yagyu Tajima no Kami to frame Gui Hai Yidao.

"Strange, why would Tiedan Shenhou allow Yagyu Tajima no Kami to assassinate him? Wouldn't this put the Six Gates and Hulong Villa on the defensive?"

What Chen Xiaonian didn't know was that in this world of martial arts, Yagyu Tajima no Kami had already been instigated by Cao Zhengchun, which led to the attempt to assassinate him.

Never mind, just fight back.

Chen Xiaonian frowned, and suddenly remembered something: "I really have something I need you to do."

"Princess Yunluo has a cat. I need you to steal the cat out."

Stealing cats?

Lin Pingzhi was puzzled when he heard this. He didn't know why Chen Xiaonian wanted to steal a cat, but he nodded and agreed, "It's a small matter. Leave it to me."

After Lin Pingzhi finished speaking, his figure flashed and instantly disappeared in Chen Xiaonian's room.

"Yes, it is convenient to have a subordinate."

After Chen Xiaonian stretched comfortably, he lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

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The next day.

When the sun was high in the sky, Chen Xiaonian slowly and comfortably got up from the bed.

"What are we going to do today?"

After washing up, Chen Xiaonian just pushed open the door and saw Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing appear in the yard at the same time.

Damn it, here we go again!

The moment Chen Xiaonian saw the two of them, he felt that something bad must be going on. The old fox Zhuge wanted him to work for him again!

When Lu Xiaofeng saw Chen Xiaonian coming out, he said excitedly, "Chen Xiaolan, Zhuge Shenhou asked us to find you in the meeting room because we have something important to discuss. "

I'm discussing this!

"No! I'm on vacation now and refuse to work overtime!"

Chen Xiaonian jumped up like a mouse seeing a cat and escaped from the Six Gates.

"It's unlucky to meet these two guys so early in the morning."

Chen Xiaonian walked on the road with a resentful look on his face, but for a moment he couldn't think of where to go.

"How about going to square dance with some ladies? I haven't square danced with them for a long time."

"No!" Chen Xiaonian just thought about it, and shook his head violently, muttering as he walked: "If I go to square dance, I will definitely be found by the old fox Zhuge, and then I might have to work as a worker again."

Chen Xiaonian was walking idly on the street. Although he didn't know what to do, he felt very comfortable. At least it was better than working in Liushenmen.

"Dear customers, once you've made your move, don't regret it. I'm about to start!"

When Chen Xiaonian was just planning to have some fun, he suddenly heard the dealer's shouting. Looking up, he found that Chen Xiaonian had come to the Hongyun Casino without realizing it.

"What a coincidence!"

Chen Xiaonian looked at the sign above his head, and recalled how he and Cheng Shifei had killed people all over the place in order to help Aunt Li's son Li Ergou quit drugs. A smile appeared on his face.

A little gambling fun!

"Xiao Nian Nian, I knew you were here!"

At this moment, Cheng Shifei suddenly jumped out from behind Chen Xiaonian and patted Chen Xiaonian on the shoulder. Chen Xiaonian looked back and found that not only Cheng Shifei, but also Princess Yunluo dressed as a man was there.

"Fuck, why are you everywhere?"