Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Chen Xiaonian curled his lips, having a bad premonition in his heart. When he met Cheng Shifei yesterday, he was assassinated by Yagyu Tajima no Kami. Now he met him again today. He might lose money.

"Xiao Nian Nian, how dare you say that!" Cheng Shifei glared at Chen Xiaonian with gritted teeth, "Yesterday I was badly cheated by you and lost two hundred taels of silver. Today you have to do me a favor no matter what!"

"It's just two hundred taels of silver. I'll help you win it back today." Chen Xiaonian said with a sly smile, "With our skills, winning back two hundred taels of silver is as easy as eating and drinking."

"It's not about the money." Cheng Shifei shook his head, his expression suddenly became serious: "I want you to help me rescue my mother."

Just yesterday, Cao Zhengchun found the emperor and used the excuse that the madman in the capital was causing chaos again to force the Iron-Hearted Marquis Zhu Wusi to voluntarily go to prison in the Heavenly Prison.

Cheng Shifei's biological mother, Su Xin, has an ambiguous relationship with Zhu Wusi. When she went to Tianlao to visit Zhu Wusi, she was poisoned and captured by Cao Zhengchun, who used Su Xin to force Zhu Wusi to tell the secret of Huolong Villa.

After receiving the news, Cheng Shifei and Princess Yunluo were worried about Suxin's safety. They also knew that Cao Zhengchun had finally seized the opportunity to take advantage of Zhu Wusi's misfortune, so how could he let Zhu Wusi and Suxin go easily?

So he thought of taking a radical approach and robbed the Tianlao prison to rescue Su Xin and Zhu Wusi.

[Ding! The system issues a task: rescue Su Xin from the prison and find out the truth about the crazy demon in the capital. ]

[Quest Reward: Martial Arts Secret Book, Sword Twenty-three.]

[The mission will last three days. Failure penalty: The host's younger brother will be depressed for a year.]

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Chen Xiaonian suddenly heard the sound of the system issuing a task, and his mind was immediately filled with black question mark faces.

What the hell is going on!

In order to slack off, I didn't even respond to the summons from Zhuge Liang, for fear of triggering a mission!

Now even Cheng Shifei, the spy from the Huolong Villa, can trigger the mission!

What makes Chen Xiaonian most helpless is that the time limit for the task (Wang Nuo Zhao) given by the system is only three days, and the content of the punishment is so great that how can Chen Xiaonian, who has already tasted the sweetness with Zhao Min, tolerate it!

"¨' Xiao Feifei, we two brothers don't need to be so hypocritical." Chen Xiaonian said righteously: "Your business is my business. Isn't it just rescuing your mother? It's a small matter."

"Great! With your help, my mother will definitely be rescued."

Cheng Shifei still remembered how powerful Chen Xiaonian was yesterday. In his opinion, Chen Xiaonian's strength was no weaker than that of Tiedan Shenhou, so he thought of asking Chen Xiaonian for help.

"Just the three of us are not enough." Chen Xiaonian had an idea. He was dragged into this anyway, so he might as well find a few more people. Then he could save some energy. "Xiao Feifei, go get Duan Tianya, the number one spy of Hulong Villa, and Haitang, the number one spy of Xuan."

"Just to my liking."

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Chapter 189 Poor little cat, inhuman Chen Xiaonian (sorry, I sent it to the wrong person again, big guys)

After bidding farewell to Cheng Shifei and Princess Yunluo, Chen Xiaonian walked leisurely towards the Six Gates.

"Chen Xiaonian!"

As soon as Chen Xiaonian returned to the entrance of the Six Gates, he saw Wuqing and Lu Xiaofeng who seemed to have been waiting for him. They immediately rushed up and grabbed Chen Xiaonian's hands.

"What are you two doing? Are you trying to rob a man in broad daylight?" Chen Xiaonian pulled his hands hard and found that these two guys were actually using their internal strength.

This guy is determined not to let me rest!

Chen Xiaonian glared at the two of them fiercely and said, "Let go quickly, or I will scream."

"Dream on, Chen Xiaolan. You'll run away the moment I let you go." Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Chen Xiaonian and said, "Old fox Zhuge said that if I catch you, I'll get a big reward."

"Fuck, Lu Xiaofeng, let me make this clear, no matter what the reward is, you have to give me half, I'm not leaving."

Chen Xiaonian, who had already accepted the system task, knew in his heart that the old fox Zhuge was looking for him because of the fact that Tiedan Shenhou was imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison. If things went wrong, this might cause civil unrest in the Ming Dynasty.

You must know that Tiedan Shenhou has military tokens under his command!

"Okay, let's go." Lu Xiaofeng was delighted when he heard that, and loosened his hands and said, "Go in, old fox Zhuge has been waiting for you for a long time."

Chen Xiaonian nodded helplessly, and followed Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing straight to the meeting room.

After arriving at the conference room, not only Zhuge Zhengwo was there, but also Lengxue and Zhui Ming were there. Chen Xiaonian was still the same as usual. After entering the conference room, he sat down casually. Everyone was used to it and pretended not to see anything.

"Chen Xiaonian, you are finally here."

As soon as Zhuge Zhengwo saw Chen Xiaonian, he immediately came up to Chen Xiaonian with an apologetic smile and said, "Do you know that a big thing happened in Yingtian Prefecture recently?"

"I know."

"I know you don't know, otherwise you wouldn't have seen the Six Gates..." Zhuge Zheng was talking, and suddenly realized that Chen Xiaonian seemed to be saying that he knew, so he said in surprise: "You know?"

"It's just that the crazy demons are haunting the capital and the Iron-hearted God Marquis has been locked up in the prison." Chen Xiaonian said nonchalantly, "Leave this matter to me. You can go wherever you want."

Chen Xiaonian's attitude made everyone present suspect that they had some serious ear disease. When did Chen Xiaonian have such awareness?

What they didn't know was that due to the system deadline, Chen Xiaonian didn't dare let too many people get involved in this matter, otherwise it would alarm Cao Zhengchun and Tiedan Shenhou. Once these two old thieves joined forces, it would be difficult to complete his mission.

"You actually know everything." Zhuge Zhengwo couldn't hold back his inner surprise and said excitedly, "I knew that you, Chen Xiaonian, were definitely not the kind of lazy person. Without me telling you, you actually figured out what happened in Yingtian Prefecture."

How could I not understand that!

Chen Xiaonian was speechless and didn't know what bad luck had befallen him. He had clearly already started to act like a bad person and just wanted to have some wine and play around, but that damn Yagyu Tajima no Kami insisted on assassinating him, and then Cheng Shifei inexplicably triggered a crappy mission for him.

How can I seek justice?

Chen Xiaonian was furious and helpless inside, but he still smiled and said, "You old fox still understand me. Everything is under my control. Just rest assured."

"Is there anything else?" Chen Xiaonian sat up straight, smiled faintly and said, "If there is nothing else, I will go back and rest first. I have something important to do tomorrow."

sleep! ?

Zhuge Zhengwo was stunned when he heard this. Chen Xiaonian kept saying that everything was under control, so why was he going to sleep again?

"Chen Xiaonian, it's not that I don't believe you." Zhuge Zhengwo looked at Chen Xiaonian with suspicion: "According to the information I have, the people from the Hulong Villa are planning to rob the Heavenly Prison. The emperor can't do anything about this. We, the Six Gates, must handle it properly. You must not make any mistakes."

"Don't worry, I will go to rob the Heavenly Prison with the people from Huolong Villa tomorrow morning." Chen Xiaonian said as he walked towards his own small courtyard, leaving everyone in the conference room looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Master, if I heard correctly, Chen Xiaonian said that he was going to rob the Tianlao..." Lengxue murmured in confusion.

"Nonsense, I have ears." Zhuge Zhengwo frowned, sighed slightly and said, "Since Chen Xiaonian has made a plan, let's believe him."

"It has never let me down before, and I hope it won't this time either."

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Chen Xiaonian didn't care what Zhuge Zhengwo and the others thought. He went back to his little room and lay down on the bed.

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"This shabby house is no longer habitable."

Chen Xiaonian looked around. After traveling to this world of Zongwu, he had lived here for many years without realizing it. Now he was a man with two wives. It was time to buy a bigger house.

"It seems like I should buy Mengchunlou and marry several wives. Each wife should have her own room. When I have nothing to do, I can chat with my wives in the hall and have a drink. It would be so cool."

Just as Chen Xiaonian was daydreaming, he suddenly heard the sound of someone approaching the house. His eyes froze for a moment, then he felt relieved: "Lin Pingzhi, just come in."

Chen Xiaonian, who was already inferior to the grandmaster, could basically distinguish the aura within a radius of seventy or eighty feet by deliberately sensing. The aura of the person coming was obviously that of Lin Pingzhi, who had too much feminine aura.

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"Master, I have completed your mission."

In the blink of an eye, Lin Pingzhi appeared silently in Chen Xiaonian's house, holding a cute kitten in his arms.

"Meow."

The moment the kitten saw Chen Xiaonian, its animal instinct made its fur stand on end. It instinctively told itself that this guy was going to do something inhumane to it.

"Well done. From now on, don't call me Master. Just call me... Young Master."

Just now when Lin Pingzhi said the word "master" in a feminine tone, Chen Xiaonian felt a chill in his heart. This strange word combined with Lin Pingzhi's sarcastic voice made it impossible for Chen Xiaonian not to think too much.

"Understood, sir."

Lin Pingzhi said this and handed the cat in his arms to Chen Xiaonian.

"Meow!"

As soon as Chen Xiaonian took the kitten, the kitten began to struggle with fear in its eyes, trying to escape from Chen Xiaonian's clutches.

"Just bear with it for a while, little thing. I'm helping you."

Chen Xiaonian laughed smugly, and put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together. A trace of Nine Yin and Nine Yang true energy flowed out of his dantian, and suddenly he tapped it on the kitten's butt. The little internal force immediately followed Chen Xiaonian's fingers and invaded the kitten's butt.

"Meow meow meow!"

In an instant, Chen Xiaonian's room was filled with the screams of kittens.

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ps. I'm sorry for staying up late to write these past two days and making me dizzy and posting the wrong message~Five.

Chapter 190 Lin Pingzhi made great contributions!

"Meow."

The kitten in Chen Xiaonian's arms cried weakly. At this moment, it was no longer as lively as at the beginning, but its cute cat eyes just stared at Chen Xiaonian, and actually contained gratitude.

"It stinks!"

Chen Xiaonian looked at the night pearl that the kitten spit out from its mouth with disdain. This silly cat accidentally swallowed this treasure while having fun in Princess Yunluo's bedroom. If Chen Xiaonian hadn't remembered this incident in the world number one in the world, he wouldn't have been so bored as to let Lin Pingzhi steal a cat.

"Lin Pingzhi, go wash it." Chen Xiaonian covered his nose with one hand and pointed to the night-shining pearl that the kitten spit out with the other hand, and carefully warned: "Remember to be careful, there is a treasure in it."

The reason why Chen Xiaonian went to so much trouble to ask Lin Pingzhi to steal the kitten was not just for the night pearl, but there was a treasure hidden inside, the heavenly fragrant cardamom!

The cardamom is a strange fruit that bears fruit once every thirty years, and only one fruit is produced each time. If you eat it, no matter how serious your injury is, it will not get worse, but the person who eats it will fall into a deep sleep forever, and only when someone finds three cardamoms and feeds them to the person can they wake up.

713 The reason why Tiedan Shenhou was easily imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison by Cao Zhengchun was because of Tianxiang Doukou and to save his beloved Suxin.

When Tiedan Shenhou fought with Gu Santong, he deliberately set a trap to let Suxin find out. In order to stop the fight, Suxin stepped forward. In order to rescue Suxin, Gu Santong was defeated by Tiedan Shenhou in one move. Suxin was also accidentally injured in that battle, but was saved by Tiedan Shenhou using Tianxiang Cardamom.

Although Su Xin has woken up after eating two cardamom seeds, her life is still in danger. She needs a third cardamom seed to save her life.

The reason why Chen Xiaonian planned ahead of time to get the last cardamom was to have a bargaining chip to threaten Tiedan Shenhou when he faced him in the future.

"Obey, son."

Lin Pingzhi seemed to have lost his sense of smell. He picked up the smelly night pearl on the table without changing his expression and walked out. After a short while, he washed the night pearl and brought it back.

"Very good, there is nothing for you to do for now. I will give you another task. Ambush at Hulong Villa. When someone tries to secretly transfer the files of Hulong Villa, find a way to notify the chief constable of the Six Gates, Zhuge Shenhou, and have him intercept them."

"Sir, I have one more thing to report." Lin Pingzhi suddenly said, "Today, when I went to look for the kitten, I accidentally found a eunuch from the East Factory sneaking around pushing a cart. The things on the cart were covered with black cloth, but I smelled a bloody smell and knew it must be a corpse, so I quietly followed them."

"Sure enough, after they quietly left Yingtian Prefecture, they searched for a place to bury the body. I saw that the face of the body was that of a Fuso warrior, so I arrested the two men and interrogated them."

"Under my questioning, the two men revealed a piece of information. The samurai was the head of the Yagyu family in Fuso, Yagyu Tajima-no-Kami."

"Somehow, this Yagyu Tajima no Kami got involved with Cao Zhengchun, and was later killed by Cao Zhengchun."

As Lin Pingzhi told Chen Xiaonian about his amazing discovery, Chen Xiaonian's face showed ecstasy: "Well done! Lin Pingzhi, you deserve the credit this time!"

Chen Xiaonian never expected that just after he received the task from the system in the morning, Lin Pingzhi discovered the body of Yagyu Tajima no Kami!

I just don't know how this idiot got involved with Cao Zhengchun.

In Chen Xiaonian's opinion, Yagyu Tajima no Kami is a fool. He actually believed Zhu Wusi, the Iron-hearted Godly Marquis who wanted to seize the throne of the Ming Dynasty, and Cao Zhengchun, who wanted to dominate the court. I wonder if there is shit in his head.

After Chen Xiaonian was surprised, he smiled and asked Lin Pingzhi: "Where are the two eunuchs now?"

"I tied him up outside the city. I didn't bring him in because I was afraid of attracting attention."

Lin Pingzhi's answer made Chen Xiaonian very satisfied. He felt that sparing Lin Pingzhi's life was the right decision.

"Very good. Tomorrow you will take the two eunuchs and hide near the prison and wait for my instructions." Chen Xiaonian nodded and said, "After you understand what will happen tomorrow, you will immediately go to Hulong Villa to hide."

"Understood, sir."

After Lin Pingzhi finished speaking, his figure slowly disappeared in Chen Xiaonian's house.

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The next morning, when Chen Xiaonian arrived at the meeting place agreed with Cheng Shifei as scheduled, he saw two men in linen clothes pushing a cart and looking around.

Chen Xiaonian quietly appeared behind one of the men whose noses were blocked by two pieces of paper, stretched out his hand and clapped his hands, shouting, "Xiao Feifei."

Cheng Shifei was suddenly frightened. He turned around and saw that it was Chen Xiaonian. He felt relieved and hurriedly whispered cautiously: "Xiao Niannian, why are you shouting so loudly? Are you afraid that others won't find us?"

"You look so silly in this dress." Chen Xiaonian couldn't help laughing when he saw the two pieces of paper stuffed in Cheng Shifei's nose. After holding it in for a long time, he looked at the man next to him and said, "As expected of Haitang, she is so beautiful even when she is dressed as a man."

The man with Cheng Shifei was none other than the number one spy of Xuan Zi disguised as a man, Haitang, the owner of the number one manor in the world.

"Thank you very much for your help this time, Captain Chen." Haitang looked worried, not noticing Chen Xiaonian's somewhat obscene look at her. "Please change into this outfit, and we'll go in disguise."

Haitang said as she took out a coarse linen shirt of the same style from the pile of straw in the cart and handed it to Chen Xiaonian.

"I don't need it." Chen Xiaonian said as he rolled into the thatched grass and lay down: "I'll just hide in the grass. I'll come out when you guys start."