Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

Funado Blue Pig's attention was always on Xia Yu, and she didn't pay attention to her feet at all. When she reacted, she found herself in the sticky belly of a snake. Then her eyes went black and she fainted uncontrollably.

Looking at the giant snake that appeared out of nowhere, Xia Yu put away Susanoo.

"Orochimaru, why did you take my prey away?"

"Hehe..." Orochimaru emerged from the water, shook his hair, and laughed sinisterly:

"The pure blood of the females of the Funato clan is a good thing. I'm just very interested. Besides, yours is mine, right? You said that yourself."

"Humph, you're just admitting this now?" Xia Yu rolled his eyes at Orochimaru and said, "Didn't I already give you a pure-blood? Don't be too greedy..."

"If I wasn't greedy, I wouldn't be Orochimaru..."

"Xia Yu, can you lend me this little girl for a while? Don't worry, I know what you are thinking and I won't hurt her. When I have studied her thoroughly, I will return her to you intact."

"If you promise, I will pay you back double in the future..."

"Oh?" Xia Yu was startled: "Double? Did your cloning technology research succeed?"

"?" Orochimaru narrowed his eyes and was secretly shocked.

"Xia Yu, how do you know that I studied cloning technology?"

"Hehe..." Xia Yu pointed at his Sharingan in a mysterious manner:

"Don't you know me yet? You can't hide any secrets from my eyes."

It’s not the eyes’ fault, it’s just that Xia Yu knows the plot.

......

Chapter 152: The Akatsuki organization is in chaos, and Xiaonan has a premature birth!

In the original work, Orochimaru and Kabuto have been secretly researching cloning technology.

They captured a man named "Shin" and were surprised to find that Shin's cells had the ability to make cloning technology a reality. Danzo's Sharingan arm was taken from Shin's body.

Not only that, Orochimaru also transplanted all the Sharingan that Danzo sent to him into Nobuyuki's body, just to clone an army of Sharingan one day.

"I didn't expect you to know this secret, Xia Yu. Your Sharingan is truly terrifying..."

Orochimaru sighed and continued, "But you're overthinking it. The double repayment I mentioned doesn't mean returning two Funato Blue Pigs..."

"So what exactly do you mean by double?"

"I will give you a Uzumaki woman in return. How about that?"

"......" Xia Yu: "The person you are referring to should be Karin."

"Hehe, I can't hide it from you." Orochimaru smiled helplessly, and was once again convinced in his heart that Xia Yu's Sharingan really had the ability to [see through everything].

"Yes, it is Karin. I met her by chance not long ago. She is still young and disobedient. I want to find a companion for her. This girl named Funato Aobuta is just the right one."

My own wife actually wants to give me a wife.

Xia Yu hesitated for a moment and readily agreed: "Okay, then you can take it..."

It's not bad to stay with Orochimaru and train him.

"Hmph, good that you agree. I'll be leaving first..." Having achieved his goal, Orochimaru didn't want to stay any longer, so he immediately turned into a gust of cold wind and disappeared.

Xia Yu shook his head: "Tsk tsk, it's always like this, you really don't want to say a word to me..."

"Master, who is this old lady? How dare she be so arrogant to you? I'm going to eat her!" The Yingying beast tore off the last pufferfish and said angrily.

Xia Yu waved her hand: "Don't get excited, she's just a little tsundere, it's okay. You should be full, Sister Honoka made a few clothes for you, I'll take you to see her. Be careful, don't step on the buildings."

The Yingying beast flapped its wings a few times and said excitedly, "Okay, Master, come up. We'll fly."

......

Not far away, in the dense forest.

A swirling mask emerged from the tree trunk, followed shortly by an aloe head.

"Obito, you have been paying close attention to this person named Uchiha Xia Yu recently..." Black Zetsu muttered in a hoarse voice.

"Hmph." Obito snorted coldly: "He is indeed worthy of my attention now. This man's strength is like a bottomless pit and cannot be underestimated. If necessary, I want to use him for my own benefit."

White Zetsu smiled frivolously: "A person with thousands of families in Konoha inexplicably came to the Sea Country to be a daimyo, hehe, it's quite interesting, could it be that Tsunade is a domestic abuser?"

"White Zetsu, be serious!" Black Zetsu rebuked him unhappily, and then said:

"Xia Yu's current actions do surprise me. Is he going to betray Konoha? Does he only want to be the king of the Sea Kingdom?"

Obito emerged from the tree trunk:

"Who knows? Anyway, if we meet him and ask him about his purpose, we will know everything. If he is really a traitor now, let Akatsuki take him in."

Black Zetsu and White Zetsu were both stunned: "You want to meet him?"

Obito nodded: "Yeah."

Bai Zetsu: "You don't know him well? Is it really okay to meet him rashly like this?"

Obito: "Humph, what's the problem? We'll be familiar with each other after we meet once. The opening line is still the same, 'I am Uchiha Madara'. After showing the Sharingan, he will believe me. Just like Nagato, Itachi, and Kisame..."

Black Zetsu: "Xia Yu is different from Nagato and the others. We don't know his true purpose yet. Let me observe for a while before we know. Otherwise, it will be difficult to fool him..."

At this moment, Payne's voice suddenly came into the minds of several people.

"Everyone, return to base immediately. This matter is of great importance and cannot be delayed..."

"..."

After they looked at each other, Bai Zetsu complained, "Boss, I'm collecting important information and can't go back."

Payne: "No! No one can be left behind!"

Black Zetsu: "What happened? So urgent?"

After a brief silence, Payne spoke faintly. Although his voice was lifeless, one could hear the excitement that could not be concealed in it:

"Xiao Nan...she's about to give birth."

"???"

......

In the Akatsuki base, in Konan's bedroom.

Several figures appeared one after another.

Deidara was the most excited: "Where? Where is the child? Huh?"

Pein sat beside Konan's bed, wiping her sweat while saying, "Deidara, don't make a fuss. Konan hasn't given birth yet, but it should be soon..."

Kakuzu frowned and questioned: "Chief, are you sure? How long has it been since the pregnancy? How can Xiaonan give birth so soon? This is unscientific..."

Payne: "Some things can't be defined by common sense. You can see Xiaonan's belly. There's no way she won't give birth today!"

Indeed, all the members could see clearly that Xiaonan's belly was so big that it couldn't be any bigger.

Red Sand Scorpion: "It's only been a few months and he's grown to this size. It seems like this child is extraordinary..."

Payne nodded, a rare hint of tenderness flashing through his lifeless eyes:

"Well, so Xiaonan and I guessed correctly before, this child must be a gift from God, maybe he is the real god..."

"Tsk!" Feiduan raised his neck and muttered disdainfully:

"There is only one god in this world, and that is the noble Evil God! Boss, you believe in the wrong doctrine. Let this child live with me after he is born. I will take him to visit the Evil God. Only immortality is the power of the true God!"

"Hmph, Hidan, do you know? Your immortality has too many shortcomings. You can be said to be the lowest level existence in eternity..."

At this time, the Red Sand Scorpion was not hiding in the Feiliu Amber. He appeared in Xiaonan's bedroom in his true form.

Fei Liuhu looked a little scary, and he didn't want to scare Xiaonan's child.

The Red Sand Scorpion has a unique gentleness towards children.

"Scorpion! What do you mean? Are you blaspheming the great evil god?" Feiduan was anxious, and his temper hit his forehead.

Scorpion raised his eyebrows and said venomously:

"What? You want to fight? You rude kid, the true art is to be able to control eternity. What's the point of being immortal? If I cut you into pieces and bury you in the ground, what can you do..."

"Huh...?" Feidan's eyes tilted, and he was completely angry:

"Just try it if you have the guts! Even if I'm just a head left, I can still bite you into a pulp! No! It's wood chips! I want to enjoy the excruciating pleasure with you!"

"Wait! Feidan, don't get excited, let me interrupt first!" Deidara turned his head to look at Scorpion beside him, pouting and complaining:

"Brother Scorpion, we have been together for such a long time, why don't you change your superficial ideas? The fleeting beauty is the real art! Hmm!"

Kisame: "Haha, this group of people is really interesting. If you want to fight, I also want to play with you..."

Kakuzu had a murderous look on his face: "What a noise, what a bunch of noisy guys!"

Kisame sneered and held his hand on the big sword Samehada behind him:

"You with a gloomy face, are you also excited? How about we get started? I heard that your water escape technique is very powerful, I would like to learn it..."

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his black stockings, and whispered, "You're very jumpy, new shark boy, I'm not just good at water escape..."

Nagato, who was hiding behind the Outer Path Golem, sat on the chakra transmitter and sighed helplessly:

"Alas, they are a group of troublesome guys. When they are scattered, they are like stars in the sky, but when they are together, they are like a pile of sand sculptures..."

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to turn into a house-breaking situation, Nagato controlled Pain and shouted:

"That's enough! Shut up, everyone! I didn't bring you back here just to watch you quarrel!"

Deidara asked: "Boss, why are you so anxious to find us back? It won't be too late to call us after the baby is born! Um..."

Payne stood up and looked at all the members present with a grim look:

"I know that you all have special skills, so I want to ask, is there anyone among you who can deliver a baby?"

"?"

After these words were spoken, the whole audience was speechless, and only Xiaonan's painful groan remained:

"Um... I, I'm about to give birth..."

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Chapter 153: Akatsuki organization is in chaos, Xiaonan has a premature birth!

"!!!"

"Hurry up, Xiaonan is about to give birth. Do you have any experience?"

"..."

After a brief silence, the first person to speak was actually the most taciturn person.

Uchiha Itachi: "I only took care of the baby..."

Hoshigaki Kisame: "I've never even taken care of a baby."

Deidara: "I'm just a baby now."

Red Sand Scorpion: "I used to be a kid."

Hidan: "I've killed a lot of kids."

Kakuzu: "I've sold a lot of babies."

Bai Zetsu: "I was not born a baby."

Black Zetsu: "What is a baby? Does mud count?"

Payne: “…”

As expected, each member has unique skills and is stunningly talented.

It’s a pity that I can’t help you now.

Xiaonan couldn't hold it back any longer, and her screams of pain became much louder:

"Oh! Oh no, my...my water is going to break!"

"Amniotic fluid?"

Seeing the sheets almost soaked, Deidara shouted innocently:

"Brother Kisame, Brother Kakuzu, aren't you two strong in water jutsu? Come up with a plan, use your chakra to get rid of this sheep-like water! Hmm!"