Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

"......" Kisame's blue face turned red for the first time, not knowing how to explain. Seeing this, Itachi said softly:

"Kisame, come with me, let's go boil some hot water."

"Although I have no experience in delivering babies, I was outside the door when my mother gave birth to my brother when I was five years old. I remember that she seemed to need hot water to wipe her body..."

"Itachi is indeed reliable." Kisame was eager to leave this place, and hurriedly went out with Itachi to boil some water.

The remaining members were no longer as impatient as before. They looked at each other, and then at Xiaonan at the same time, their expressions nervous and serious, ready to welcome the new life with encouragement from their eyes.

"Well!"

Amid Xiaonan's cry of pain, the child's head appeared from under the thin sheet.

Payne: "Don't be afraid, Xiaonan. No matter what, I will keep you and the child safe. Take a deep breath, it will be fine soon..."

The arduous task of delivering the baby was given to Payne.

He also didn't trust these inexperienced members.

Deidara tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes: "I'll wipe the sweat off Sister Nan! Hmm!"

The Red Sand Scorpion took out a bottle of potion from the mechanism in his arm: "This is an upgraded version of the painkiller I developed using the newly discovered herbs. After testing, there are no side effects. Xiaonan can drink some to relieve the pain."

Kakuzu: "I'm using the company's money to buy some bottles and diapers. This is considered an advance payment. I'll put the bill on Konan for now... Hidan, come with me."

Feiduan shook his head violently:

"Asshole! I don't want that! I've seen a lot of lives fall, but I've never seen how life was born!"

"Kakuzu, stop pulling me away, I want to take a look here! Boss, can you please lift up Konan's blanket a little? You're covering it so tightly, are you treating us like outsiders? I can't even see how much of the new life's body has come out!"

Pain raised his hand and pointed it at Hidan, who had no sense of boundaries at all, and shouted in a low voice:

"Spicy heaven!!!"

"I rely on?"

Feiduan was stunned. Pain's powerful repulsive force instantly bounced him away, and he hit the wall with a "clang".

"Damn, it hurts! Boss, what are you doing?" Feiduan asked speechlessly, covering the big bump on his head.

"You know the pain, Feidan. There are some things that you cannot see..." Pein continued coldly:

"Since you can't help, then go out first. When the baby is born, you will have plenty of opportunities to see it later!"

Looking at the embarrassed Hidan, Black Zetsu snorted playfully: "Tsk tsk tsk... Hidan, don't you like pain? How do you feel now? It should be very pleasant~"

Feiduan cursed angrily, "How can I repair it! I only like pain that can be shared with others. I don't want to accept this one-sided pain!!"

Seeing that Feidan was gradually going crazy, Pein continued to raise his arm:

"Spicy heaven!!!"

"boom!"

This time, Feiduan was directly ejected from the bedroom.

"Fuck! Boss, I'm not done with you!!!"

From outside the bedroom, Feidan's arrogant shouting was heard.

Pein completely ignored Hidan's intention and ordered Kakuzu, "Kakuzu, go buy baby supplies quickly. Remember to bring Hidan with you. He's too noisy."

"Um..."

Kakuzu nodded calmly, walked to the hall, picked up the dusty Hidan from the ruins with one hand, carried him on his shoulder, and ran straight out the door.

"Hey! Kakuzu, what are you doing?"

"Put me down now! I want to sacrifice my boss to the evil god!"

Hidan paused on Kakuzu's shoulder, not only his body was dishonest, but his words were even more dishonest.

"Don't move! Stay still, I'm saving you!" Kakuzu rolled his eyes at Hidan, and the dense black threads on his arms came out from his sleeves, tying Hidan tightly:

"You look like a dead man, yet you dare to attack the leader? Aren't you afraid of death?"

Hidan said angrily, "How many times do you want me to tell you! Don't tell me to die! It's useless!"

"Humph!"

Kakuzu didn't want to waste any more words with Hidan, so he used several thick black lines to block Hidan's mouth and carried him out of the base.

Hidan: "Nuuu... Nuuu! Nuuu!!!"

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Chapter 154: Uchiha Itachi, the Aggrieved

When Kakuzu was about to leave with Hidan on his back, Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi happened to pass by them carrying hot water. Looking at these two funny guys, Kisame grinned and said mockingly:

"Haha, it seems that Kakuzu's temper has improved a lot. It's really unlike him to be able to tolerate Hidan's noise..."

Uchiha Itachi responded expressionlessly: "It's not that Kakuzu can tolerate it, it's mainly because Kakuzu really can't do anything to Hidan, don't worry about them for now, Konan's situation is more important..."

The two walked into Xiaonan's bedroom. The atmosphere inside was like another battlefield, but this was the first time they had experienced this battlefield.

They are not afraid of fighting and killing on the battlefield, but when it comes to delivering babies... they are obviously a little nervous.

Deidara was wiping his sweat, Scorpion was giving him painkillers, Pain was delivering the baby, and Black and White Zetsu were standing there with curious eyes, they were so nervous that they didn't dare to breathe, for fear of affecting Konan's childbirth.

Payne: "Xiaonan, hold on, it's almost time! The baby will be out soon!"

Deidara: "Sister Nan is sweating so much that the fabric on my robe is about to be torn off! Jue, don't just stand there like an idiot, bring me a new robe! Hmm!"

Red Sand Scorpion: "It's amazing. I didn't expect giving birth would be so painful. My latest painkiller doesn't work at all..."

Xiaonan: "Um...kid, the baby hasn't come out yet?"

Payne picked up the hot towel from the basin and wiped the blood off Xiaonan's legs while comforting her: "Half of your body is exposed, Xiaonan, just bear with it for a while, you can do it!"

At this moment, the sound of a baby crying suddenly appeared, breaking everyone's tense mood.

“Wow…wow…wowwowwowwow…!”

A small child covered in blood and mucus appeared in Payne's hands.

Xiaonan's child was finally born safely.

Deidara shouted excitedly: "Quick, wipe the blood off this child, I want to see if it's a boy or a girl!"

The Red Sand Scorpion scolded softly: "Don't get excited, Xiaodi, wait until I cut the umbilical cord first."

After saying this, the Red Sand Scorpion raised his right hand, and a non-toxic sharp scimitar appeared from the mechanism in his arm. He swung it lightly, and with a "hiss" sound, the umbilical cord fell off.

Payne quickly wiped the child's body with a towel, took a closer look, and a look of relief appeared in his eyes: "Boy, it's a boy!"

"Come on...Penn, let...let me see him."

Payne nodded and placed the child in his hands next to Konan.

Xiaonan's face was pale. He weakly raised his hand and gently stroked the child's face with his fingers. He forced a smile and said, "Look at this child. His facial features are so beautiful..."

As soon as these words were spoken, all the members who were watching on the side gathered together, staring intently at the baby who could only cry loudly.

Deidara tilted his head and congratulated, "As expected of Nanjie's son, even his hair is black and purple, but his appearance... Eh? Strange, why does he look so familiar? Even a little annoying, do you feel the same way? Hmm..."

Red Sand Scorpion: "Xiao Di, it's rare that we have the same opinion. In fact, the moment I saw the child just now, I had this feeling..."

Black Zetsu: "Tsk tsk... I don't really understand your aesthetics. I judge people by their chakra. To me... everyone has the same character..."

Payne remained silent and didn't say anything, but he also had the same doubt in his heart. He always felt that he had seen this child's charm somewhere before, but he couldn't tell who it was.

At this time, Hoshigaki Kisame took a look, then turned his head to look at Uchiha Itachi beside him, and then looked at the child carefully a few more times:

"Have you noticed... this child looks a bit like Itachi? Not that similar, just a little bit..."

"!!!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone except Uchiha Itachi was stunned. They all turned their eyes to Uchiha Itachi and stared at him for five seconds...

Deidara slapped his forehead and said, "Right! Right! That's the feeling! This child's expression makes me think he looks like that disgusting Uchiha! Hmm!"

At this moment, Uchiha Itachi had no expression on his face, and even his heart was calm. He didn't want to explain too much about the unfounded things: "..."

Red Sand Scorpion: "Xiao Di, are you overthinking it?"

Deidara: "Brother Scorpion, I'm very good at judging people! If you don't believe me, try imagining this child's dark purple hair as pure black?"

"......" Red Sand Scorpion looked at it twice, his eyes lit up: "Huh? Hearing you say that, it seems to be true..."

At this time, Uchiha Itachi still said nothing, but it was obvious that the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "..."

Pein sat up from the bed, walked to Itachi's side, and asked coldly:

"Itachi, don't you have anything to say? To be honest, I also think this child is somewhat similar to you..."

Faced with the questioning of the leader of the organization, Uchiha Itachi finally became a little uneasy.

Hoshigaki Kisame realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, and hesitantly said: "Uh... I suddenly feel that I am not so much like Itachi. I was just talking nonsense just now. Boss, don't take it seriously..."

At this time, "A Fei", who had been silent in the corner, poked his head out and started to defend Itachi:

"Hey, hey, hey, seniors, why are your eyes not as good as mine? Itachi has single eyelids, and this kid has double eyelids, the difference is obvious, you guys are overthinking it!"

In fact, Obito had already seen at a glance that this child was an Uchiha.

That expression, that head shape, every bit of it shows the characteristics of the Uchiha clan.

But he was also sure that this child was definitely not Uchiha Itachi's child.

If you ask why Obito is so sure, he actually doesn't know, it's just this feeling, a feeling of certainty...

Just then, Kakuzu and Hidan came back.

Kakuzu walked into the bedroom with empty hands in a casual manner, while Hidan behind him was struggling to hold a pile of baby supplies.

Hidan threw the baby supplies in his hand to the ground, pointed at Kakuzu and cursed:

"Kakuzu! No wonder you insisted on taking me along to buy it, you wanted me to do hard labor for you, damn it!"

Kakuzu snorted, "Shut up, Hidan, or I'll kill you if you complain again."

"what?"

Feiduan was furious. Just as he was about to raise his hand to take out the March Scythe from behind, his eyes suddenly caught sight of the baby next to Konan. He was immediately stunned and asked innocently:

"Huh? Itachi...you gave birth to a child too?"

Uchiha Itachi: "......"

There's no way around it, even the stupid Feidan thinks so.

The atmosphere in the room fell into awkwardness again...

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Chapter 155: Uchiha Itachi, the Aggrieved

Kakuzu raised his hand and punched Hidan in the back of the head.

"Snapped!"

"Ouch! Kakuzu, what are you doing!?"

"Idiot, can you think before you speak? Itachi is a man, can he have children?"

Hidan covered his head and said aggrievedly: "But no matter how you look at it, he is Itachi's son! Look, he looks even more like him when he smiles!"

I don't know when the child stopped crying. Perhaps the scene was too lively, and the child, who had not yet opened his eyes, started laughing.

Speaking of grievances, Uchiha Itachi felt much more aggrieved than Hidan.

We are colleagues, and I came here out of enthusiasm to help with the birth of the baby.

I didn't expect that it would develop into a situation where everyone suspected that I was the biological father of the child!

It's hard to defend myself......

But Itachi didn't want to argue.

Silence is Itachi's usual style, and also his last stubbornness.

Facing the gazes of the members, Itachi calmed down and simply responded:

"This child is not mine... That's all I have to say."

When Deidara, who was not afraid of trouble, wanted to mutter a few more words, Konan suddenly shouted: