Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

"That's enough! What on earth are you trying to do?!"

Konan is an extremely tsundere person at heart, and she would never allow others to look at her like that, let alone her best friend Nagato.

"Are you guys suspecting that I'm having an affair with Itachi? Huh?"

"Pein, do you think so too? Let's not talk about Itachi's character for now, you should know me best!"

Itachi: “?”

Payne: "Xiaonan, that's not what I meant..."

Xiaonan: "I'll make it clear again, I have never had sex with anyone! This child is an unexpected gift from heaven, given to us by the gods! God also wants us to change this twisted world, and this child... is hope! It is also the most direct evidence!"

Xiaonan's tough attitude instantly silenced everyone.

After a long silence, Payne raised his hand, glanced, and signaled the members to leave.

After all the members left, Pein sat quietly beside Xiaonan's bed and apologized softly:

"Xiao Nan, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have doubted you..."

"You're right. This child is a gift from God that recognizes the will of our Akatsuki organization. Yahiko, could it be that you couldn't bear to leave Xiaonan and me, so you prayed to God for reincarnation in the Pure Land?"

When Pein mentioned Yahiko's name, Konan showed a hint of disappointment in her eyes, but it soon disappeared, and she changed the subject:

"Nagato, let's give this child a name..."

"......" Pein pondered for a moment: "For some reason, I always feel that he is the reincarnation of Yahiko, otherwise... let's just call him Yahiko."

Xiaonan was a little speechless: "Uh... Yahiko is our best friend. I am not used to calling my son by this name."

Pein: "That's right, then...how about calling it 'Akatsuki'? What do you think? The word 'Akatsuki' was proposed by Yahiko."

"Xiao?" Xiaonan raised a smile:

"Okay, then from today on, he is not only my son, but also the son of the entire Akatsuki organization. I don't expect him to become the strongest in the future, I just hope that he can live a stable life in the new world we create for him."

Xiaonan held the child in her arms, her words filled with endless tenderness: "Don't you agree? Xiao~ my child, do you like this name?"

“Wow…Wow…”

......

On the other side, outside the bedroom door.

Except for Itachi and Kakuzu, all the members stood close to Konan's bedroom door in order of their height, for fear of not being able to hear the sounds inside the room.

Deidara: "Strange, why can't I hear any sound? Brother Scorpion, did you hear what the boss and the others said? Huh?"

Red Sand Scorpion: "Xiao Di, shut up! The leader and Xiao Nan's voices are already low, and if you make more noise they won't be able to hear you!"

Hidan: "Kakuzu, you bastard, I will have to slap you back later. Didn't I just say that this child was born by Itachi? What did I do wrong?"

Hoshigaki Kisame secretly leaned close to Itachi's ear and whispered, "Itachi, if the boss really wants to use force on you later, I will stand by your side... I was wrong just now, I talked too much."

"It's okay..." Uchiha Itachi chuckled and shook his head: "Kisame, you don't have to take it to heart. Believe me, the leader won't do anything to me."

Seeing Kisame and Itachi whispering to each other across from him, Kakuzu became a little annoyed and taunted Kisame:

"Kisame, when did you become so close to Itachi? When you first came to the organization, I remember you didn't have this attitude. Where's your arrogance? Where's your pride?"

Hoshigaki Kisame's shark eyes narrowed: "Itachi is a man worthy of admiration, I recognize him."

Kakuzu's face was fierce: "So... you don't recognize me?"

"Hmph..." Hoshigaki Kisame didn't give Kakuzu any face: "Compared to Itachi, you're still not as good."

"You're looking for death!" Kakuzu had never suffered such humiliation before. The black lines between his sleeves flew wildly, and in a blink of an eye, they all pounced towards Kisame.

Kisame was not a pushover either. He swung his Samehada to cut off most of the oncoming black line.

Deidara, who was eating a small pumpkin, was stunned when he saw this:

"What's going on? Why are these two people fighting for no reason? Huh?"

The Red Sand Scorpion was not surprised by this at all, as if it was a common occurrence: "Xiao Di, this is the style of our organization, you have to slowly adapt..."

Seeing his good comrades fighting passionately, Feiduan's bloodiness suddenly emerged:

"Hahaha, how can you fight without me! Doesn't blood smell strong? Itachi, let's have a fight too!"

Uchiha Itachi: "I'm not interested..."

Hidan drew out his three-moon sickle and slashed at Itachi: "It's none of your business! I'm tired of your cocky expression!"

Deidara: “That’s correct.”

Red Sand Scorpion: "I agree too."

"Dang! Boom!"

In the lobby of the Akatsuki base, the sound of fighting could be heard constantly.

Xiaonan in the bedroom heard the voice and looked at Payne with some concern:

"Every time this group of people gather together, there will be a few fights. Payne, I have nothing to do now. You don't have to accompany me. Go take care of them..."

Payne: "It doesn't matter. Let them quarrel. They are all unwilling to obey each other. It won't hurt to have a little fight for a while."

"Alas..." Xiaonan sighed:

"Yes, this is also their shortcoming. In fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago that if we cancel the two-person team mechanism and gather the strength of all members, it should not be difficult to face the five major countries at the same time. It's a pity... The members are too individualistic and it is impossible for them to cooperate."

"No..." Payne shook his head confidently:

"It will happen. I've already thought about it... Akatsuki will grow up day by day. When he really grows up, that will be the day when he can gather the strength of all of us in Akatsuki."

"I want every member to become his master..."

"My Samsara Eye will also belong to him. By then... he will be the combined power of the Akatsuki organization!"

.......

Chapter 156 Xiao is our child

Thirty minutes later...

After Payne settled Xiaonan down, he walked out of the bedroom alone.

After going out, the only people standing outside the door were Bai Hei Jue.

The remaining members have already fought their way from the entrance to the base lobby.

White Zetsu said with a smile: "Pein, what about Konan? Have you admitted that this child is Uchiha Itachi's?"

Pein glared coldly: "No, this child is not Itachi's, he belongs to all of us!"

"Ah?" Black Zetsu was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Payne took a step and walked towards the hall while answering: "I am about to hold a meeting to talk about this matter. You will know then."

"Wait a moment."

From the dim wall, Obito, wearing a black robe and a Uzumaki mask, emerged and shouted at Pain.

"Pain, you have a meeting, and I have a mission to tell you. You can announce this mission to the members later..."

Payne: "...What mission? Is it worthy of your attention?"

Obito: "Uchiha Xia Yu, do you still remember this person?"

Pein nodded slightly, "Yeah, I remember. The man who single-handedly brought Itachi's clan back to life."

Obito: "Yes, it's him. Xia Yu's recent actions make me a little confused about him, which makes me very concerned..."

Payne: "I have been busy with the organization's affairs and Xiaonan's physical condition, and have not paid attention to recent intelligence. What happened to Xia Yu?"

Black Zetsu: "Tsk tsk... Xia Yu left the Hidden Leaf Village in the Land of Fire a long time ago, and now he has set up a residence in the Land of the Sea and has become a daimyo of the Land of the Sea. How is that? Interesting, isn't it?"

"Oh...?" Pein was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "Xia Yu...did he betray Konoha Village and become a rebel ninja?"

Bai Zetsu smirked and said, "Hehe, it's not impossible, but maybe this is a move by Konoha. You have to know that Xia Yu is the man of the Fifth Hokage, and his actions are the decisions of the top leaders of Konoha. If this is true, then the Sea Country will become the territory of the Fire Country from now on..."

Hearing this, Payne's eyes revealed a bit of cold and fierce light: "Humph, this is what a hypocritical big country is like. On the surface, they appear to be righteous, but secretly they only want to invade other people's homes."

Obito: "Don't jump to conclusions yet. We don't know what Xia Yu's intention is at the moment."

Pein turned to look at Obito: "Madara, what do you want me to do?"

"I want Akatsuki to test him." Obito walked to Pein and showed his red three-magatama Sharingan:

"If Xia Yu really betrayed Konoha and wanted to establish himself as a king as a traitor, then we will recruit him into the organization to serve our great goal..."

"But if this is Konoha's expansion plan... then, let's assassinate him. The Kingdom of the Sea will be taken over by our Akatsuki organization as a puppet regime."

"Well, I see."

Payne responded, turned around and slowly walked into the hall.

......

In the hall, the members' "exchange" is still going on.

Hoshigaki Kisame and Kakuzu were fighting hard, and Kakuzu was even ready to use his ultimate move, the Earth Grudge Form.

Itachi and Hidan were unusually quiet. Itachi sat alone on the stone platform, looking at the sky outside and posing quietly, while Hidan stood there motionless, looking very happy, even drooling from the corners of his mouth, and muttering from time to time:

"It feels so good, this pain feels so good! Itachi, so many Itachi, keep stabbing me with the knife, don't control yourself, don't stop..."

Judging from the looks of it, he must have been caught in Uchiha Itachi's illusion, and he seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit.

Deidara and Red Sand Scorpion were not idle either. How could they suppress the restlessness in their hearts when watching others fighting? They also started to work for the concept of art.

Deidara formed a large number of spider-shaped bombs, and the Red Sand Scorpion summoned the puppet of the Third Kazekage to deal with it calmly. Just as Deidara was about to shout "Hoo", Pein suddenly appeared in the middle of the hall, spread his hands, and roared in a low voice:

"Shinra Tenzheng!"

boom!

The powerful airflow spread out in all directions with Pain Tendou as the center. The members were unable to react in time and were all blown away by the power of Shinra Tensei, their bodies scattered to every corner.

"It's time to stop playing around. Everyone calm down and get ready for the meeting!"

......

A few minutes later, the dark figures of the members each fell on the fingertips of the Outer Golem.

Kakuzu glared at Kisame fiercely:

"Kisame, you should feel lucky. If the leader hadn't shown up in time, your heart would be mine, and I would try to sell your head to the Hidden Mist Village. It might be worth a lot of money..."

"Hehehe..."

Kisame grinned and sneered: "You old immortal, you should be the one who is lucky. Don't forget, I destroyed your heart without any effort!"

Feiduan seemed to miss the pleasure just now, and he shouted to Uchiha Itachi with an unsatisfied feeling: "Itachi, I haven't had enough pleasure yet, let's continue later!"

"..." Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes slightly and completely ignored Feidan's intention.

Deidara: "Brother Scorpion, one day I will let you see my ultimate art. Just wait for you to worship me with your eyes wide open, huh!"

Red Sand Scorpion: "Hmph, boring..."

"Okay, stop arguing. I have two things to tell you about this meeting."

Payne coughed lightly to control the situation, and after everything was quiet, he continued:

"The first thing is about the father of Xiaonan's child..."

"??"

Hearing this, all the members looked at Itachi. Itachi said nothing, but just frowned slightly. He remained calm on the surface, but in his heart he was already thinking about how to escape smoothly.

It seems I have to bear the blame for this incident.

However, what Payne said next surprised everyone.

"You don't have to look at Itachi anymore. This child doesn't just belong to Itachi, but to everyone in our organization... From now on, every member is the father of this child. As for the name of this child, Konan and I have already chosen it. It's called Akatsuki. I hope you like it."

Members: “Uh…”

Before the members could express their different opinions, Payne went on to talk about the second thing.

"Uchiha Xia Yu, he is now the daimyo of the Sea Country. I want to find out his identity and purpose. Who is willing to take on this task?"

"I! I'll go!" Deidara immediately responded, "That disgusting Uchiha is the most suitable opponent for me! Boss, let me do this mission! Okay!"

Pein shook his head: "No, Deidara, your hostility towards Uchiha is too strong. This mission is not about fighting and killing. You are not suitable..."