Siheyuan: I am stupid, I don't want to be a bootlicker

"Hey, children's troubles start when they go to school!"

He Yuzhu sighed in his heart, said hello to the three women, and went back to the house.

After washing his hands, seeing that it was almost time, he put on an apron and started cooking on the stove.

It happened that his mother-in-law came back from shopping at this time. When she saw him cooking, she immediately stopped him and told him to take a good rest.

Why do grown men always hang around the stove?

He Yuzhu couldn't persuade his mother-in-law, so he just rode his bike out.

"Hey, Xiao'e, your Zhuzi looks like this, is he okay?"

Haifeng was busy with the work in her hands while talking.

Both Xiang Rong and Xiang Hui have grown up a little and can no longer wear last year's sweaters. So she took them apart and washed them a few days ago and bought some new ones to replace them.

I have started knitting sweaters these days so that my children can wear them in autumn.

"Well, he said he was fine when he came back yesterday. He should be fine today too, otherwise he wouldn't be able to come back."

Lou Xiao'e smiled and nodded. Although she was now idle at home, she felt a little more relaxed.

Anyway, her job is voluntary labor and she doesn't get paid even if she works all month long.

Now is a good opportunity to take a break.

It has to be said that Gigi is almost three years old. Brother Zhuzi said that when the child is three years old, he will send him to the kindergarten in the factory.

By then, they will also be ready to have another child.

"Oh, if you ask me, this is because someone is jealous of your Zhuzi. Whether it's his job or his wife, they can't stand seeing him do well."

Fenglian was busy making clothes while talking.

The baby in her belly will be born in three or four months, and she can no longer rely on her mother-in-law, so she can only make two pieces of clothing for the child herself.

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, she couldn't help but laugh:

"You're still talking about me. You're pregnant now, and your brother Damao has settled down. Won't your life be better now?

Look at that face, it's so tender that you can squeeze water out of it. If you go out with your brother Damao, who would dare to say that you are the mother of two children?"

"Hahaha……"

When Haifeng heard this, she couldn't help but laugh.

Turning his head to look at Fenglian, he saw that her face was so tender that it looked like water could be squeezed out of it. He couldn't help but feel a little envious:

“Hey, Fenglian, what brand of vanishing cream do you use?

My face is already tender, and it becomes even more tender after using this. I also want to buy a box to use.

Otherwise, the wrinkles on your face would be enough to trap mosquitoes."

The three women were in the yard, talking and laughing, and they were in a very good mood.

He Yuzhu went out and strolled on the street. He met several groups of patrol members and when he saw nothing happened, he prepared to go home.

When I walked into an alley, I happened to run into the second uncle.

The second uncle worked in the workshop for two days and was asked to return to the Health Department by the head of the Health Department, Yan Sanleng.

This time, the second uncle cleaned the public toilet directly.

Not just the few public toilets at the steel mill, but all the public toilets in their alley.

At this time, the sun was scorching and there were few people in the alley. The children had all been called home by their parents to prepare for dinner.

The second uncle was sweeping the public toilet with a broom. There was a shovel next to him, on which you could see some yellow and orange grains.

Obviously, it was the second uncle who had just shoveled with a shovel.

When He Yuzhu approached, a pungent stench immediately penetrated his nose and almost made him suffocate.

At this moment, the second uncle was moving the big stone covering the pit, waiting for the people from the sanitation department to drive over and collect the manure.

"Hey, hello, uncle!"

He Yuzhu called out with a smile, and the bicycle whizzed past the second uncle.

When the second uncle heard someone calling him, he turned around to see who it was and felt someone kicking him in the back.

Then, his body staggered and fell to the ground with a thump.

His face was just stuck into the full pit of feces.

"vomit……"

The stench was so strong that the second uncle couldn't help but vomit.

As a result, as soon as I opened my mouth...

"Ugh... ugh..."

The second uncle vomited even more violently, and it felt as if the thing was sucked into his throat.

When he struggled to get up from the toilet, he turned around and saw that the alley was empty, without even a ghost in sight.

The second uncle quickly took off his shirt and cleaned the yellow and orange things on his head and face with his bare chest.

only……

"Ugh... ugh..."

The second uncle wiped it, spitted it, and spit it again, smelling the pungent stench, and spitted again!

Not long after He Yuzhu returned home, the second uncle also came in with a gloomy face.

Now is the time when every household is having dinner.

The third uncle was in a good mood because Principal Zhang had let him know yesterday.

He said that one of the vice-principals in the school was about to retire, and they wanted to promote him and asked him to work hard.

So, this morning, the third aunt went to the market to buy a pound of meat and fried four eggs.

The family was sitting around the table on the kang, eating happily.

Who knew, suddenly a foul odor wafted in from outside, and the meat, vegetables and eggs on the table suddenly lost their fragrance.

The third uncle's face darkened, he put down his chopsticks, got off the kang and put on his shoes:

"I'll go out and see what's going on. Isn't this a deliberate attempt to deprive people of their meals?"

As soon as the third uncle walked out of the yard, he saw the second uncle walking in from outside with a gloomy face.

The stench came from him.

The third uncle's face became even uglier, and he said to the second uncle who came in through the door:

"I say, Lao Liu, what's wrong with you? Are you going to let people eat?"

The second uncle raised his eyelids to glance at the third uncle, then went straight home.

The third uncle got angry when he saw the second uncle's attitude:

"Hey, Lao Liu, I'm talking to you, can you hear me?"

As he spoke, he took a few steps towards the second uncle.

As a result, a pungent stench hit the uncle in the face, almost suffocating him. He subconsciously took two steps back.

In the end, the second uncle still ignored him and continued to go to the central courtyard.

The third uncle was so angry: If everyone behaves like you, how will we eat in the yard?

He followed the second uncle to the central courtyard angrily.

However, smelling the stench emanating from the second uncle, he instinctively slowed down a few steps.

The weather is hot now, and many people eat in the shade at the door with their bowls in hand.

As a result, while they were eating, they smelled a bad odor and everyone put down their bowls immediately.

An old man had a poor appetite and couldn't hold back his food, so he vomited into the bowl with a loud "wow".

Seeing the uncle like this, the aunt couldn't help but frowned:

This, this is too tacky, isn't it?

The old man stared at his bowl with a very unpleasant expression.

You said you don’t want to eat?

He had just picked up the bowl and took a few bites. It would be a waste to pour it out.

You mean eat?

He really didn't have such a good appetite and felt nauseous just looking at the food in the bowl.

The stench grew stronger and stronger, and his intestines began to knot again.

The old man made a prompt decision, put down the bowl, walked quickly to the drain in the yard and started vomiting... non-stop.

Those who were still able to eat couldn't stand seeing him vomiting like that, and immediately dropped their bowls and chopsticks and started vomiting too.

In an instant, the entire central courtyard was filled with the sound of “Ouch… Ouch…”

For a moment, a sour and foul smell spread throughout the entire courtyard.

The smell is so bad that if you don’t know, you might think it’s dead fish or rotten shrimp that have been exposed to the sun for more than ten days!

At this time, the second uncle finally walked into the central courtyard leisurely.

As everyone was vomiting, a stench several times stronger than before hit their noses again, and this time they vomited even more violently.

The instigator of all this, Comrade He Yuzhu, was standing at the glass window of his home, staring at the scene in amazement.

He didn't expect it to be like this!

The third uncle, who had just walked to the Moon Gate, saw the situation in the central courtyard and turned around and left without saying a word.

After everyone finished vomiting, the second uncle left.

Soon, the sounds of vomiting were heard again in the backyard.

Anyway, none of the residents in the courtyard had a good meal.

Including He Yuzhu, the instigator.

He really didn't expect that the second uncle's lethality would be so great!

When the second uncle returned home, the second aunt was so disgusted by the smell on him that she rolled her eyes.

After fetching water for the second uncle, he couldn't stand it anymore and hid in Guangtian's house.

It was not until the evening that the stench in the courtyard gradually dissipated.

Especially Liu Guangtian, after he arrived at the workshop, Director Ma Ming specially called him to the office to ask about his health.

Moreover, he was very considerate and told me to go home and rest for half a day if I felt unwell.

After all, your face looks really ugly.

It’s whiter than wipe paper, so scary!

When Liu Guangtian heard that he was asked to go home and rest, he was shocked and his face turned even paler.

He shook his head like a rattle, indicating that he was fine and could still hold on.

I can work a late night shift tonight!

In the afternoon, He Yuzhu went to the street office again, but he did not go in. Instead, he went directly to find Uncle Li.

Uncle Li was smoking in the guard booth. When he saw him coming, he raised his eyelids to take a look, then drooped them again.

He Yuzhu laughed and took out a white box of Zhonghua cigarettes from his trouser pocket and said with a grin:

"Hey, Uncle Li, I'm honoring you!"

Uncle Li reached out to put away the Zhonghua cigarette and ignored He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was not embarrassed either, and still had that playful smile on his face:

"Uncle Li, you watched me grow up, and in my heart, I always regard you as my own grandfather.