Siheyuan: I am stupid, I don't want to be a bootlicker

Tell me, someone is bullying your granddaughter-in-law now. Even if I can tolerate this, can you tolerate it?"

Uncle Li raised his eyelids and looked at He Yuzhu again, then put down the pipe in his hand and said coldly:

"Qin Huairu from your hospital has been coming here a lot recently."

"Oh, I see. Thank you, Mr. Li. You are still strong and energetic.

Nothing in this street office escapes your old eyes!"

When He Yuzhu got the answer, he immediately looked overjoyed.

He took out two white boxes of Zhonghua cigarettes from his trouser pocket:

"This is given to you by your granddaughter-in-law!"

Uncle Li glared at He Yuzhu, then drooped his eyelids and started smoking.

He Yuzhu left the street office and went straight home.

As soon as I entered the yard, I ran into Qin Huairu.

"Qin Huairu."

He Yuzhu shouted.

Qin Huairu turned around and saw that it was He Yuzhu who was calling her. She was slightly startled at first, and then a smile appeared on her face again:

"Hey, Zhuzi, you called me?"

He Yuzhu glanced at her coldly and took out three big unity notes from his trouser pocket:

"Do you know where the confidential document that the subdistrict office lost is?"

Qin Huairu's eyes flashed, she stared at He Yuzhu for a while, and suddenly grinned:

"Hey, you are the famous Section Chief He Yuzhu, and you only have these three cards to ask someone to do something for you. Is that appropriate?"

He Yuzhu knew that Qin Huairu said this because she knew where the information was.

He Yuzhu sneered: "Then I'll call Bang Geng out and let him ask you?"

Qin Huairu's face, which had been smiling brightly just now, suddenly became stiff. She stared at He Yuzhu in frustration and said through gritted teeth:

"In the locked middle drawer of his desk!"

"Thank you so much!"

He Yuzhu said this with a smile and put away the three big unity cards.

Seeing Qin Huairu looking like she was going to eat someone, he immediately said:

"Don't be angry, I'll give the money to Bang Geng later!"

When Qin Huairu heard that she was going to be beaten, her expression softened a lot.

He Yuzhu went into the house and began to think about Director He's affairs.

This matter has no evidence, so it's hard to be clear about it.

After thinking for a while, He Yuzhu rode his bicycle out again.

This time, he did not go to find anyone, but went to the street office, greeted Uncle Li at the door and went in.

After entering the street office, he didn't do anything. He just walked around the office and came out.

In the afternoon, everyone in the yard went home after get off work to eat.

However, after what happened at noon, everyone's appetite was obviously much worse than before, and they didn't even eat half of what they usually ate.

After dinner, everyone spontaneously went to the Central Court to find an old man and asked him to take care of the matter.

They can’t have vomited in vain this morning!

The first uncle originally wanted to find trouble with the second uncle, but seeing that public opinion was so strong, he naturally could not go against it.

Directly announced to convene a full-house meeting.

However, when everyone saw the second uncle, their faces became very strange.

The second uncle still stinks!

Moreover, his face looked even uglier than theirs.

When I walked, my legs were shaking, and when I sat on a chair, my whole body was shaking.

Everyone couldn't help but worry, if this continued, would the Second Master...

When the first and third uncles saw the second uncle's look, they looked at each other and immediately nodded to each other.

"cough cough"

The first uncle cleared his throat, turned to look at the second uncle with a sallow face, and tried to make his voice sound gentler:

"Old Liu, if you are not feeling well, can we hold this meeting at another day?"

When the second uncle, who originally had a sallow face, heard this, he stood up from his chair.

His sallow face instantly became more rosy, and even his shaking legs became steady.

I only heard him growl in a tearing voice:

“No, this full-house meeting must be held.

Moreover, right now, I want to sue He Yuzhu because he was the one who kicked me into the toilet while I was working.

I choked on it, and that’s when what happened in the yard happened.”

"what?"

The old man frowned as soon as he heard that He Yuzhu was going to be sued.

The others heard the words "choked up" and looked at the second uncle with a bit of sympathy in their eyes.

They could all imagine that after the second uncle fell down, his face was on the ground because he was choked by something.

However, they soon thought of what the second uncle usually did in the yard, and they were all excited and felt that this was a really satisfying thing.

With Liu Haizhong's behavior, he deserves it!

To them, this time it was too easy!

Beautiful job done by the pillar!

The old man is so smart. He can tell what people are thinking just by looking at their expressions.

Although...

But you can't be so obvious!

At the very least, you can't be so obvious in front of Second Uncle, right?

"cough cough"

The old man cleared his throat again and reminded everyone to pay attention to the occasion.

Don't open your mouth too wide. If you really can't hold it back, try to lower your head.

"Uncle One, Uncle Three, did you hear what I said?"

When the second uncle saw that no one was saying anything, he immediately frowned.

He only thought of this after he went home and calmed down after vomiting.

That voice sounds so familiar, it must be Shazhu!

"Well, Lao Liu, I heard what you said."

After the uncle finished speaking, he looked up at He Yuzhu and asked in a deep voice:

"Zhu Zi, Uncle Er said that you pushed him into the pit. What do you say about this?"

He Yuzhu first glanced at the second uncle, then looked at everyone in surprise, and finally pointed at himself with a look of disbelief:

"I?"

After saying one word, he suddenly turned his head and looked at the second uncle:

"Second uncle, are you sure I pushed you into the pit?"

The second uncle glared at He Yuzhu angrily and asked with a sullen face:

"If not you, who else could it be?"

He Yuzhu asked again: "Did you see me with your own eyes?"

The second uncle became even angrier: "I had my back to you, how could I see you?"

When He Yuzhu heard him say this, he couldn't help but laugh:

"Second uncle, what you said is very good. You didn't even see anyone, so how can you say that I pushed you into the pit?"

The veins on the second uncle's forehead were bulging, and his hands were clenched into fists. If he hadn't been defeated, he would have started fighting long ago:

"I heard your voice then."

He Yuzhu suddenly remembered a familiar scene from a TV series, and asked with a smile:

"Uncle, do you think I'm stupid?

We have lived in the same courtyard for so many years, you can recognize my voice, so of course I know it.

If it was really me who kicked you, would I be so stupid as to deliberately say something to let you know it was me?"

When the second uncle heard what He Yuzhu said, he couldn't help but be stunned:

"This, this may be because you expected that I would guess your identity, so you said something on purpose to excuse yourself!"

He Yuzhu glanced at the second uncle.

Well, this IQ is about the same as Guo Baokun’s!

"Second uncle, what you said is really funny. I am not a fortune teller, so how could I have predicted that you would accuse me in the whole hospital meeting?

Besides, if it was really me who kicked him, why would I deliberately say something to reveal my identity?

Do you think I'm dumber than you?"

As expected, the second uncle immediately got furious, stood up from his chair, glared at He Yuzhu and asked angrily:

"Silly Zhu, who are you calling stupid?"

"Second uncle, I didn't mention any names, why do you insist on identifying yourself with them?"

He Yuzhu put away the smile on his face and looked at the second uncle expressionlessly.

The second uncle was shocked again:

That look again.

That look again!!!

The last time I saw him in the backyard, his heart was beating fast for a while.

"you you……"

The second uncle kept saying "you" for a long time but couldn't utter a word.

The main thing is, for some reason, after Sha Zhu looked at him, he became a little timid.

"Second uncle, the old saying is true, God is watching what you do, and there is a god above your head.

I think even God can't stand what you have done.

So, I had to use some tricks to punish you a little.

If you ask me, just bear with it.

She didn't squat behind the fence like Qin Huairu did. It was because Second Auntie was kind and sympathetic and remembered the old times!"

The second uncle was so angry that he stared at He Yuzhu for a long time and couldn't say a word.

Finally, he turned his attention to the first and third uncles and spoke angrily:

"Old Yi, Old Yan, after all, I am the second uncle in this courtyard. You all heard what Sha Zhu said to me just now.

What? Do you still want to sit there and watch the fun?