Finally, he left with a smile that was uglier than crying.
As soon as he walked out of the cell, he instantly disappeared to the sea hundreds of miles away and howled to the sky.
"Ahhhh-"
"Why are teenagers nowadays so stubborn!"
"Damn it! Can't you just explode obediently?"
After venting his anger wildly on the deserted sea, Venerable Ye finally calmed down and thought about his next plan.
He still doesn’t believe in this evil!
He has lived for so many years and has faced all kinds of opponents, so how can he not handle the relationship problems between two people?
You! Gan Ruanruan! You must return to the team!
Bagpipe Squad! We must unite and live in harmony!
No quarreling!
He took out a thick black leather notebook, found an uninhabited island, leaned under a coconut tree, and pondered with a serious expression.
This is his plan book, which records the plans for many major events in his life. This rigorous and meticulous way of thinking, which is good at planning and layout, is also the basis for him to become a respected master step by step.
Well, since Gan Ruanruan doesn't work, we have to use Si Lian as a breakthrough point.
As an adult, Si Lian's thoughts will be more calm and realistic, and she will not be disturbed by too many complicated emotions. Therefore, it is much easier to persuade Si Lian than Gan Ruanruan.
Thinking of this, Venerable Ye picked up the pen, and with a big stroke, wrote a few big black words at the top of the paper!
[Bagpipe Team Emotional Regulation Plan]
[Si Lian Chapter]
Great, now let’s start planning the detailed steps.
The first step was to let Si Lian calm down her anger temporarily so that she could have a rational conversation with him.
There are many ways to calm down anger. It is said that Si Lian has a special liking for cigarettes and alcohol, so you can bring the best cigarettes and alcohol as gifts when you visit her.
After the other party accepts the gift, take this opportunity to start a conversation and invite the other party to dinner together.
Given Si Lian's temper, there would definitely be a lot of wine, and she had to prepare strong liquor herself. After all, getting drunk together was the best way to get closer.
After three rounds of drinks, we will start the second step of the plan!
The second step was to take advantage of the other person's drunkenness to find out what he was thinking... However, now was not a good time to say a few good words for Gan Ruanruan.
And you must not praise Gan Ruanruan in front of Si Lian under this situation. You must keep in step with her and follow her own wishes for the time being!
Ah!
Thinking of this, Master Ye immediately and seriously drew a bracket behind the second step of the plan.
(This step is intended to help them vent, get rid of the influence of negative emotions, reduce hostility towards others, gain a tolerant and peaceful mentality, and help make the team atmosphere harmonious, positive and healthy.)
Very good, perfect!
Then comes the third step…
(2/2)
(Free ps: Because the additional chapters planned for last month were not completed, I will increase the number of monthly ticket winners by ten as compensation. Sorry, I really tried my best. Last month was one of the most laborious months in history, but there are still a few chapters left.
Then, although I am very embarrassed, I still ask for a monthly ticket this month. After all, this is really important for this book! And there is still a lucky draw this month...)
48. The Disaster of Master Ye (3)
Venerable Ye made many edits and revisions and wrote a full ten-page plan, only then did he feel that it was foolproof.
It was not difficult to find Si Lian's residence. She did not hide her whereabouts, and soon Venerable Ye found out the inn where she was staying.
This inn really looks too shabby. For a venerable to live in such a place is an act of cheapness that is hard for Venerable Ye to imagine.
He carried a pheasant, a box of fine tobacco, and a jar of wine, and knocked on Si Lian's door.
Si Lian was a little confused as to why Venerable Ye came here, carrying a bag full of gifts as if he was here to pay New Year's greetings.
This is the perfect interpretation of the phrase "having bad intentions".
After a brief hesitation, Si Lian let Venerable Ye into the house without any concern... It was no big deal. He was also a Venerable anyway, so he could take on any tricks the other party had.
"I've booked the lobby downstairs. It's New Year's Day, why make yourself so unhappy? How about we go downstairs for a meal together?" Venerable Ye had a frank expression and earnest eyes.
Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing.
Si Lian curled her lips, opened Master Ye's tobacco box, picked up a pinch, smelled it casually, and then put it in the pipe and lit it.
Grayish-white disgust spurted all over Venerable Ye's face, and the pungent smell of smoke mixed with the faint fragrance from Si Lian's mouth choked Venerable Ye so much that he couldn't open his eyes.
"Walk."
Si Lian followed Master Ye to the lobby downstairs.
Just as Master Ye said, the lobby was empty and quiet, with no other guests, and the waiters in the store were only serving them.
Si Lian was not polite: "This menu page, this, this, this...make one of each except these three."
"It's too little, add these pages!" Venerable Ye waved his hand and added a few more pages.
Si Lian looked at him suspiciously: "You...will pay the bill, right?"
Venerable Ye felt a slight contempt and a sense of disobedience in his heart. The total cost of these few pages of dishes was less than a few magic crystals, which was less than a few hours' expenditure for the Venerable. How miserable was the life of Venerable Si Lian?
"Don't worry, don't worry~" Master Ye smiled and handed the pheasant to the waiter, "Go, stew this excellent chicken!"
The waiter took the pheasant, nodded and bowed before leaving.
There was an awkward silence in the atmosphere. Si Lian had no intention of initiating a conversation. It was obvious that he just came here to get a free meal from the rich man, and he kept puffing away.
Venerable Ye was not in a hurry either.
After the table was full of hot dishes, he took out the best apricot blossom wine.
The wine jar had just been unsealed when the aroma of wine filled the lobby of the inn.
Si Lian's calm face finally showed a trace of fluctuation.
"Is this... the Wanhua Sect's century-old cellar wine?" she asked in disbelief. "This thing is so hard to come by!"
Even for Master Ye, the value of this jar of wine was a bit too high, and it could be said that he had spent a huge amount of money on it.
"It's no big deal. If you can make a friend and turn hostility into friendship, then this little magic crystal will be nothing to you." Venerable Ye smiled calmly, and then personally poured a full bowl of apricot blossom wine for Si Lian.
Si Lian analyzed the wine in the bowl and after confirming that it was not poisonous, she took a sip.
"It seems that the Soul-Seeking Crystal is very important to you," Si Lian said.
“Let’s not talk about the Soul Crystal. I’ll give the treasure to my friend!” Venerable Ye smiled heartily, but then a hint of sadness appeared on his face. “It’s just that what happened today reminded me of my daughter. I haven’t seen her for decades, and I don’t know how she is doing now…”
"Your daughter?" Si Lian asked curiously.
——The plan works!
Venerable Ye was ecstatic.
——The second step is to find topics that can arouse the other party’s interest while drinking and make the other party want to talk.
——Specific method: Be the first to open your heart and tell your sad past, so that the other person can feel your honesty. In this way, you can gain the other person's trust and allow the other person to speak out his or her thoughts!
"Yes, my daughter was also so rebellious at first," Venerable Ye smiled bitterly, "She always said that I was too strict, that people should live freely, that life should not only be about cultivation, but also about poetry and distant places... I scolded her for not knowing the dangers of the world, but she insisted on running away from home to prove it to me. As a result, one day when I went back, I couldn't see her anymore."
"My condolences," Si Lian said sympathetically.
"Alas, the past is too hard to recall. Let's drink it up," Venerable Ye raised the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
The Wanhua Sect's Xinghua Cellar Wine is one of the few wines that can make a Venerable drunk, but Venerable Ye was well prepared. He took a hangover medicine in advance, which could reduce the alcohol content of the Xinghua Cellar Wine to less than 10%.
In this way, the other party will get drunk first, and then you can do whatever you want to him!
It's a piece of cake to get the real truth out of someone. If you're lucky, you might even be able to kill the other person with one blow!
But Si Lian was completely unaware of it. He raised his glass in salute and drank it all in one gulp.
“That’s why we shouldn’t push children nowadays too hard!” Venerable Ye said calmly with emotion, as if he had some hidden meaning.
"Don't spoil her," Si Lian said calmly.
"They're pushing it too hard. I'm afraid they'll explode," said Venerable Ye. "We're not like them. We've survived all the disasters. Who doesn't know how dangerous the world is?"
"Times have changed," Si Lian couldn't help but sigh.
"Come on! Have another bowl!"
After another glass of wine, Master Ye recalled the details in the plan and felt secretly happy.
Yes, that's the rhythm.
****Three hours later****
Venerable Ye looked at the wine jar at his feet with a pale face.
Yes, everything developed just as he expected.
Si Lian's face showed a slight blush, and because of the hangover medicine, her mind was clear and she was not drunk at all.
but……
Venerable Ye stared at the more than one hundred empty jars of apricot blossom wine at his feet and almost cried.
One jar contains more than ten thousand magic crystals.
More than one million.
Even if he is a Venerable, the guardian of a city, an existence above the city lord, he cannot withstand such a bully!
"Has the wine been delivered?" Si Lian looked at him with a smile.
"Almost..." Venerable Ye glanced at the crystal with a pale face, "The rider is still two hundred miles away from here, in the blink of an eye."
"Your apricot cellar has arrived!"
As they were talking, there was a knock on the door of the inn.
The knight on the flying sword took out the storage bag with a warm smile, bowed slightly and handed it to Venerable Ye politely: "A total of fifty jars of apricot flower cellar, please count."
Venerable Ye nodded, his heart bleeding as he carefully checked the wine jars in the storage bag.
This is not a small amount for him.
Fortunately, yes, fifty jars.
Venerable Ye waved his hand weakly: "Not less."
"Okay~ Please give me a good review, thank you!"
The rider flew into the sky happily.
Gritting his teeth, Venerable Ye waved his hand and took out more than fifty jars of apricot blossom wine, then he gritted his teeth and tried hard to force a smile as he looked at Si Lian.
He guessed the beginning.
Didn't guess the process.
(1/1 This is yesterday's update, today's is in the evening.)
(The list of last month’s monthly ticket draw will be announced and the prizes will be distributed around the 15th of this month, because… the manuscript fee will be distributed on the th. Before that, I am like a pigeon player, with no feelings, no money, only dirt.)
49. The Disaster of Master Ye (4)
As the saying goes, after three rounds of drinking, if the liquor you drink is strong, it's basically time to get drunk and go away.
But I don’t know how long it has been.
Venerable Ye looked at the bright sun outside the window, rising in the east and setting in the west, rising in the east and setting in the west, rising in the east and setting in the west...
He stared at Si Lian with his bloodshot eyes wide open, his throat was dry, and he could no longer find any topic to talk about.
It has been more than three days and the progress is still at the stage of getting Si Lian drunk, with no progress at all.
He had almost spent all his family fortune, from the embarrassing incidents of wetting his pants in childhood to the setbacks on his cultivation path...
At first he thought he was really strong to have made it this far, but then he thought carefully about the price he had paid to survive these hardships...
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