Families are broken up and wives and children are separated.
"Why am I so miserable!"
The more he spoke, the sadder he became. Suddenly, he picked up the jar of wine and drank the whole thing in one gulp.
Putting down the jar of wine, he burst into tears, slumped on the stool, and let his tears roll down to the ground with a miserable smile.
Si Lian patted his shoulder: "You are drunk, go back and rest."
"I'm not drunk!"
"...It seems that he is really drunk. You are a hero for being able to hold on until now, even if you may have taken sobering medicine in advance." Si Lian said helplessly.
"Why aren't you drunk yet?"
"Guapi, I am from the Dragon Clan. Water is under my control. Wine is also water."
Venerable Ye was stunned.
Si Lian smiled and said, "It's not that easy to get me drunk. Go back and have a good sleep. It's New Year's Day. Don't let yourself lose your spiritual heart."
Ye Zunzun's eyes were filled with tears: "It seems that I am indeed drunk... Why don't you kill me?"
"I drank this wine very happily. I haven't drunk so happily in a long time," Si Lian said with a smile, "The so-called cultivation of immortals is a process where you become more lonely and distorted the more you cultivate... As you cultivate, you find that the people around you have disappeared one by one, and in the end you are left alone. You hold on to the obsession of living as long as the sky, and you keep going down this path until the end like a sullen person."
Venerable Ye's body trembled and he looked at Si Lian in disbelief.
Si Lian's words were so eye-opening that they seemed to express his true feelings that he had not dared to face for many years.
"At least we were drinking happily. I'm not like you humans. You can chat happily one second and then stab the other person the next," Si Lian waved her hand. "Go back. Don't think too much. The past is the past. Thinking too much will only cause more trouble."
"Thank you..." Venerable Ye burst into tears of gratitude.
"What's the big deal?" Si Lian blew out a puff of cigarette indifferently. "Do you want me to take you back?"
“No need…” Venerable Ye blushed slightly, feeling embarrassed for his embarrassing behavior.
"Don't be polite, we are all friends." Si Lian said with a smile.
“Friend…” Venerable Ye was stunned.
He stood up and staggered out of the inn.
Si Lian watched him leave and narrowed her eyes.
Obviously, now is not a good time to kill Lord Ye. Since Ruanruan insists on staying in prison no matter what, there must be a reason. Before finding out the reason, it is not a good choice to rashly break up with Lord Ye.
And she did enjoy drinking it.
*******
Venerable Ye held the chamber pot and vomited for two hours before he finally vomited out all the wine in his stomach.
He had a deep sleep, and when he woke up, he held his hungover head, stared blankly at the balance on his magic crystal card, and almost fainted again.
He had planned everything, but he hadn't expected Si Lian's alcohol tolerance to be so outrageous.
It turned out that Si Lian was not drunk at all, but after she got drunk, she was almost moved by the other party and took out the plan to show it to him.
Fortunately, I drank too much and forgot about the plan...
When he thought about what had happened in the past few days and the dark history he had exposed in order to find a topic to talk about, he felt so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole to crawl into.
However, thinking back to Si Lian's words, he couldn't help but feel a little warm in his heart.
Soulmate!
In this lonely process of cultivating immortals, it is so difficult to find such a considerate soulmate!
No, you can't think like that.
He dismissed the thought in horror.
The immortals often said that the demons were good at bewitching people, and that they must have been tricked by them.
"Don't believe this feeling, don't believe these false touches and tenderness. There is only killing and plundering on the road of cultivation, and the way of heaven is ruthless." He repeatedly warned himself.
If the other party didn't break up with him, there must be other reasons.
Si Lian might have already guessed what the mystery was about Gan Ruanruan.
Gan Ruanruan may have learned something about her own body through some means and exchanged information with Si Lian in secret.
Everything is possible. Never underestimate the enemy's means. Don't blindly believe in your own plans. Those who operate with such low intelligence will die miserably.
"Report!"
The messenger rushed to the outside of the City Lord's Mansion at full speed, but the other party did not enter the City Lord's residence. Instead, he ran towards the location where Master Ye was.
"Just now, a group of criminals attempted to rob the prison!" The messenger was full of joy, "But those criminals have been repelled by the prison guards. Gan Ruanruan was captured and taken back to prison. Several criminals were seriously injured and fled!"
Gan Ruanruan was captured and taken back to prison.
When Venerable Ye noticed these words, he suddenly felt unwell.
Why do you want to catch him back?
Can't you jailbreak bastards be more powerful? Take this annoying teenage girl away quickly!
But the jailer cannot be blamed for this matter. After all, I did not inform them in advance in order to keep the plan secret.
Besides, it was a good thing that someone broke into the prison. It proved that the other party probably didn't know that there was a bomb in Gan Ruanruan's body, which made him feel at ease.
"Alas." Venerable Ye sighed, "Forget it, I'll go see her again."
******
Jiang Ke'er has been practicing lock picking for three days and three nights. Now, her mind is filled with all kinds of locks whenever she opens her eyes or closes them. She is a little obsessed.
But the effect is also very significant. The prison is always filled with various locks of different levels, which is simply one of the best scenes to practice lock picking skills.
Unfortunately, her lock picking skills have reached the upper limit of the level that can be obtained in the prison. No more experience will be gained if she continues to pick locks. She must find a more powerful lock.
After the Shenzhou Cup, she wanted to go to the Jiugong Chamber of Commerce to interview for a safe deposit security position.
"Qingyi, you said they always dig out my kidneys, but what do they want my kidneys for?" Gan Ruanruan asked in a low voice, fiddling with the watermelon worms out of boredom.
"I'm making pills. What else can I do?" Jiang Ke'er said.
"Bah!" Gan Ruanruan spat in dissatisfaction, "Instead of refining pills for those humans to improve their strength, it would be better to send them to the barbecue stall to be grilled kidneys! Oh... I want to eat grilled kidneys."
"I'll make it for you when I get out."
"When can we get out?"
"We have to wait a few more days. I will soon figure it out."
squeak-
The iron gate of the prison opened and Master Ye stepped in with a stern face.
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50. The Disaster of Master Ye (5)
However, Master Ye did not go to find Gan Ruanruan first, but first called away an officer in a white coat in the torture room.
He took the executioner out of the prison and brought him to a quiet and deserted place.
"Snapped!"
He suddenly turned around and grabbed the white-coated executioner by the neck.
"Have you revealed any information to that girl in the past few days?"
"No... no..." the criminal officer said in horror, "I haven't said a word to her..."
Ye Zunzun frowned and loosened his grip on the criminal officer a little: "Besides you and me, who else knows that Gan Ruanruan has a bomb in her stomach?"
"No one knows," the executioner replied hastily. "I have not told anyone. I have not even left the torture chamber in the past few days. Following your instructions, I have not spoken a word to any of my colleagues."
Venerable Ye breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good. Keep it up. You will be rewarded after this."
"Thank you, Your Excellency," the white-coated officer smiled gratefully, "I don't need you to give me any reward. As long as you let me stay in the punishment room and continue to work, I will be satisfied."
"It seems that you like your job very much," said Lord Ye.
"Of course!" The white-coated criminal officer became excited when talking about his job. "Those are extremely precious beauties! They are rare treasures worth thousands of precious stones!"
"Alright, alright, stop talking," Ye Zun interrupted impatiently, "Go back and keep telling the truth. If you tell even a single lie, I'll watch you cut open your own stomach."
"Your Excellency can rest assured!"
Venerable Ye brought the white-coated judge back to the prison, and this time he walked towards Gan Ruanruan's cell door.
Gan Ruanruan's cell door was not closed at all. Master Ye wished that she could walk out and find Si Lian by herself.
Pushing open the cell door, Master Ye once again put on a kind smile and said softly, "Ruanruan, are you feeling better?"
"Your place is really nice," Gan Ruanruan grinned at her and gave her a thumbs up, "It provides food and accommodation, and it's warm. It's much more comfortable than when I was with Si Lian."
"As long as you're comfortable, people always need rest," Venerable Ye sat down beside her, as kind as the uncle next door.
"You are such a nice person, Venerable Ye." Gan Ruanruan said admiringly.
“But the food in prison is not guaranteed, and the spiritual energy here is thin, so we can’t use spiritual energy to replace food to fast,” Venerable Ye sighed, “and the food given to prisoners is definitely not as exquisite as outside.”
"It doesn't matter," Gan Ruanruan said indifferently.
An idea suddenly occurred to Venerable Ye.
However, his expression remained unchanged, and he said calmly: "As long as you are comfortable, please tell me if you need anything. I will try my best to satisfy you without violating prison rules."
"Nothing." Gan said softly.
"Well," Venerable Ye nodded, "Then I'll leave first."
"Goodbye, senior~"
Venerable Ye turned and left, but when he left, he once again took the white-coated criminal officer with him.
"Do you have any laxatives?" asked Venerable Ye.
The criminal officer laughed and said, "There are thousands of laxatives in the world. I wonder which one you would like, Your Excellency."
"It has to be the most violent one, the kind that squeezes your intestines out."
"As many as you want," the executioner said proudly.
“Then go contact the kitchen and add enough laxatives to the sweet and soft food,” Venerable Ye sneered.
The criminal officer's eyes lit up: "Great!"
"There's something even better," said Lord Ye, patting the criminal officer's shoulder with a smile, "find a plumber to fill the sewer with lead to block it."
"puff--"
The criminal officer stared at Venerable Ye in shock: "Good... God's plan, Your Excellency is so great, it's really too great!"
"Hmph, go ahead and do as I say," Venerable Ye waved his hand, "By the way, observe Gan Ruanruan's behavior in secret for the next two days to see if there is anything unusual."
How could it not be abnormal? No one would remain calm if they had diarrhea and a clogged toilet!
However, the judge still nodded and replied with a little excitement: "Yes, sir!"
After leaving Master Ye, the executioner returned to the prison, and with a strange smile, he searched for suitable materials in his storage bag and began to prepare a strong laxative.
He spent an entire afternoon and expended a great deal of energy to prepare what he thought was the most perfect and strongest laxative, and handed it to the kitchen for the waiter to add it to the sweet and soft meal.
But within a few minutes he ran back to the kitchen and said through gritted teeth: "No, add it to the meals of all the prisoners."
If Gan Ruanruan had diarrhea alone, she would definitely realize that something was wrong.
Besides, Gan Ruanruan has the right to move freely in the lower-level prison. If a toilet is blocked, she can just change the toilet. It is not a problem for her.
If you want to force her away and make it happen perfectly, you have to be ruthless and do something big!
He then contacted the prison's professional plumber and instructed him to block all the sewers in the prison.
"Are you... sure?" The plumber looked terrified, and scenes from the future unconsciously appeared in his mind.
Oh my god Ward...
"Sure, do it."
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