Jiang Ke'er was petrified on the spot.
But she was petrified for only a moment, and immediately began to vomit.
Get out of here now!
Inducing vomiting failed.
As soon as that thing entered his body, it was completely absorbed and then quickly gathered under his dantian.
At last.
It turned into an egg.
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98. Tranquility
A shooting star streaked across the night sky, and a faint light appeared on the horizon of the prairie.
There were a few wolf howls in the distance, and the wind blew the tent, making a rustling sound.
Jiang Ke'er held her belly, in a daze.
Although a fox demon's pregnancy would not cause a bulging belly, it would just gestate an egg like a cultivator forming a pill, but she still felt uncomfortable in her stomach.
"Ouch, it hurts--" She bent over, holding her belly in pain, "Is this the pain of pregnancy..."
"The crayfish you ate yesterday." Qiao Xiaoxian said suddenly.
"..."
Oh.
The fox demon's pregnancy is indeed not as scary as imagined. It's just that her body is a little weak, which is still within the acceptable range... The stomachache is just because of gastroenteritis.
On the contrary, Qiao Xiaoxian's reaction after she became pregnant was even greater than hers!
"Don't move, I'll feed you."
Jiang Ke'er leaned helplessly in Qiao Xiaoxian's arms, forced to open her mouth, allowing Qiao Xiaoxian to stuff a spoonful of nutritionally balanced food into her mouth.
He was defeated after all.
After making all the calculations, he didn't expect that Qiao Xiaoxian had an instinctive fighting mode reserved for him.
Only in that state could she exert 100% of her combat power. It turned out that she usually reserved half of her strength...
Facts have proved that whenever you feel that you are strong, reality will give you a ruthless blow.
Either from the system or from Qiao Xiaoxian.
"One more bite."
Qiao Xiaoxian blew on the spoon gently again and raised it to Jiang Keer's mouth.
"slim Shady!"
Jiang Ke'er bit the spoon in despair.
Ever since she drank the water from the Alphabet River, Qiao Xiaoxian seemed like a different person, doing her best to take care of herself with that clumsy tenderness.
"One more bite."
"No, I'm full... burp... ah..."
Obviously, Qiao Xiaoxian is not very good at taking care of people and seems clumsy.
This can be seen from the book "How to Take Care of a Pregnant Wife" in her hand.
It was just like choosing a hero you had never played before in a MOBA game, and then hurriedly switching out to check how to use it when the reading bar interface entered... Qiao Xiaoxian obviously didn't expect that he would give it up so decisively, and was a little caught off guard, so he could only cram at the last minute.
"If I give it to me for free again, I'll be a pig!" Jiang Ke'er sobbed.
"Failure is the mother of success," Qiao Xiaoxian comforted softly, "Every time you fail, you are one step closer to victory. It is because you have the courage to challenge stronger people and the courage to not fear failure that you will become stronger little by little, right?"
"...Oh, it seems so!" The light of hope rekindled in Jiang Keer's eyes, but she suddenly realized that these words came from Qiao Xiaoxian's mouth.
Damn, this stinky dragon has learned bad things.
But even though she knew that this guy had bad intentions, Jiang Ke'er still felt unwilling to give in, and even felt that what Qiao Xiaoxian said made sense.
That’s true!
Seeing Jiang Ke'er thoughtfully, Qiao Xiaoxian picked up the book "How to Take Care of a Pregnant Wife" in her hand... Well, that's right, failure is the mother of success. At least she will be proficient next time.
She hugged Jiang Ke'er, and Jiang Ke'er hugged her quilt tightly.
"When can I get this damn thing out?" Jiang Ke'er felt a headache as she felt the egg in her stomach.
It is constantly draining away his soul and essence, making it impossible for him to exert his full strength.
Although the gate to the fairyland was opened by himself, he and Qiao Xiaoxian are currently in the "sage mode after the war" on the land of China. For the time being, there are no formidable enemies jumping out, so there is no need to worry about safety issues.
But now, she was completely unable to resist Qiao Xiaoxian and could only let her control her... This made Jiang Keer feel very insecure.
"Shh, don't talk about your daughter like that, what if she can hear it?" Qiao Xiaoxian leaned close to Jiang Ke'er's ear and whispered.
She definitely couldn't hear it because it was just an egg and the yolk hadn't even solidified yet. Jiang Ke'er knew it very well, but she still kept her mouth shut.
He lay weakly in Qiao Xiaoxian's arms, and she carried him back to Yunyaer Flower Valley and back to her cabin.
It was already early autumn, and the mountain breeze was chilly. Jiang Ke'er hid under a small quilt, holding a cup of hot tea brewed by Qiao Xiaoxian. She vaguely felt that her dream was not far away.
But without games to play, there is no soul.
If only time could be accelerated. She now misses the modern world's garbage games that require a lot of time and money, the self-destructive blacksmithing games, the meaningless anime series that make people laugh from morning to night, and the sugar-free fat otaku happy water that makes her cervical spine hurt after drinking it for some reason.
But first, you have to deal with those ancient fairies and rescue those big foxes... Then you can lie down and be a useless person happily!
Thinking of this, Jiang Keer suddenly hoped that day would come soon.
So she got out of the kotatsu and said, "Let's go back to the Novice Village."
"Why are you in such a hurry to go back?"
"I just want to go back."
Qiao Xiaoxian seemed to be thinking about something, and soon saw through Jiang Keer's habit of speaking incoherently.
Apparently, it was because Pei Min and Xiao Tao had just gained strength, and Jiang Keer was afraid that their foundation would be unstable if they didn't practice properly, so she was in a hurry to go back.
"I'm worried that you'll get mad at that kid and get into trouble." Qiao Xiaoxian expressed her concerns frankly.
"If he dares to make me angry, I will twist his three legs into a dough stick and fry them to feed Klaus." Jiang Ke'er sneered.
"Okay." Qiao Xiaoxian nodded with some regret.
She was very attached to the time she spent alone with Jiang Ke'er, whether they were in the Yunyaer Flower Valley looking at the waves of Yunyaer flowers filling the valley, or they were snuggling together on horseback in the wilderness, enjoying the fresh breeze on the grassland.
That would allow her to calm down for the first time in a long time, forget the burden on her shoulders, and forget the sword called Immortal hanging over her head.
She liked to stick close to the skinny and short little guy in front of her, not because of the power brought by dual cultivation, but because she always made her feel at home.
Rely on each other and snuggle with each other.
If you fall, I'm here for you. If I fall, I'm here for you. You never have to worry about losing.
The only one who can defeat you and me is each other.
"Ah wu——"
Jiang Ke'er suddenly bit Qiao Xiaoxian's arm and angrily said, "This bite is to punish you for not telling me all your cards!"
"...Can you still call it a trump card after you tell me?"
"Are you on guard against me too?" Jiang Ke'er widened her eyes.
"Then let's confess together."
"Emm..." Jiang Ke'er thought for a moment and said, "Forget it. I don't know how long it will take to finish talking about it. It's a waste of time."
"Me too." Qiao Xiaoxian agreed deeply.
Although the white horse was very stable, it was still a bit bumpy, so they did not ride the horse on the way back to the Novice Village.
Qiao Xiaoxian carried Jiang Keer back to the village in the wind.
As soon as he landed, Pei Min ran over, covering his mouth with his hands and looking at Jiang Ke'er in shock - at this time Jiang Ke'er was held in Qiao Xiaoxian's arms, her face full of fatigue and weakness.
"Master, what's wrong with you? Master, please don't die!!!"
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99. Qiao Xiaoxian’s solution (1)
"…If you die, who will pay the rent?"
Jiang Ke'er was fine at first, but when she heard the second sentence, she almost got so angry that her balls burst.
"So my role as your master is just to pay the rent?"
"Uh... no, I was just kidding. I'm glad you're okay, Master." Pei Min, sensing something bad was wrong, quickly changed his words. Then he opened his bright eyes and looked at Jiang Ke'er expectantly. "Master? How's it going? Did you win?"
Why are you bringing up things that are not related to the topic?
Fortunately, Pei Min had a strong desire to survive. He quickly changed his words and said with a grin, "I believe you. With your ability, you must have returned victorious, right? How about we hold a celebration banquet tonight?"
Boom.
Seeing the blue veins on Jiang Keer's forehead, Pei Min realized that he had once again successfully stepped on a landmine, but it was too late.
After breaking free from Qiao Xiaoxian's arms, Jiang Ke'er raised her foot and did a 360-degree spin kick, sending Pei Min into the air.
Anyway, this kid now has the Seven Stars cultivation and a strong physique, so there is no need to worry about him falling to death, so let him fly in the sky for a while longer.
"Master, I haven't learned to fly yet!"
"I know. Otherwise, why would I let you fly..." Jiang Ke'er looked up at the sky, "Come on, young eagle, there will always be a day like this. Master believes that you can learn to fly."
About a minute later, Pei Min finally saw the ground, but before he could kiss Mother Earth, he felt a pain on his face, and he spun around, flying into the sky again with shoe prints on his face.
"Don't come down if you can't learn to fly!"
"Help, ah, ah—"
Jiang Ke'er calmly returned to the yard and asked Klaus to keep an eye on Pei Min and make sure he didn't accidentally fall to the ground... He must fall on the soles of his shoes.
In comparison, Xiaotao is obviously much smarter.
"As expected of you, Master. You started training Pei Min right after you came back..."
As she was speaking, she suddenly felt a chill on her back.
She looked at her master, but found that there was something obviously wrong with his expression.
"Xiao Tao, Pei Min is already practicing hard, how can you fall behind?"
Xiao Tao was so frightened that she quickly knelt down and said, "Master, don't worry, I'm going to heaven right now!"
After saying that, she took the initiative to jump high into the air.
"Well, I have accepted two good apprentices."
Jiang Keer nodded in satisfaction, returned to the house, and prepared to stay awake to take care of the baby.
Not long after, the village chief came over to ask about his well-being.
"Master Shui, you are finally back," the village chief said with a look of relief, "You haven't come back for so many days, I thought you were captured by those man-eating monsters."
"A man-eating monster?" Jiang Ke'er was surprised. This was the first time she heard of this.
"Yes, in the past few days, many man-eating monsters have appeared in various parts of Shenzhou. The emperor has personally issued an edict, telling everyone to be careful," the village chief said with wrinkles on his face. "Just the day before yesterday, I heard that there was a village where all the people died overnight, leaving only bones."
...The Taixu clan?
These four words popped into Jiang Keer's mind for the first time.
Are they taking action so soon... The gate to the secret realm was clearly closed by itself, so why were they still able to come in?
After a brief thought, Jiang Keer comforted the village chief, "It's okay, don't worry. Our Novice Village is heavily guarded, and there are many monks who come here for vacation. No matter who those monsters choose to attack, they won't choose us."
"Alas, it's a sin no matter who you choose to attack," the village chief sighed and shook his head, "this world..."
"Don't worry, Village Chief. His Majesty will solve the problem quickly. You must trust our new Majesty." Jiang Keer said.
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