"Well, I believe in Your Majesty!" The village chief laughed. It seemed that the various new policies implemented by His Majesty and his personal visit two days ago made his favorability towards him soar.
"You must stop running around! This year is a turbulent year for Shenzhou. Try to avoid danger if you can... The Novice Village can survive without me, but not without you!" The village chief solemnly told Jiang Ke'er, "Without you, we can't live the good life we have today!"
The village chief and the villagers are not well educated and don't care about world affairs, but they can clearly see the changes that have taken place in the novice village, the improvement in their own quality of life... and who brought all this about.
"There is one more thing," the village chief smiled bitterly, "some monks have come to the village recently. They are scamming people everywhere and making the Novice Village a mess. Tourists are complaining one after another..."
"Oh?" Jiang Ke'er raised her eyes slightly, "Then..."
"Leave this matter to me and Pei Min Xiaotao."
Before Jiang Ke'er could speak, Qiao Xiaoxian answered.
Qiao Xiaoxian gently held Jiang Ke'er's waist and said, "You have a good rest. I will take care of the recent troubles with my apprentices. It will also be a good opportunity to train them."
Jiang Ke'er smiled. She was very curious about how Qiao Xiaoxian would deal with these situations.
In her fantasy, Qiao Xiaoxian has always been the image of JO Xiaoxian with eight-pack abs who appears on the front when indecisive. Can she really handle this mess where she can neither be beaten nor scolded?
Suddenly things started to get interesting.
"If you can't do it, forget it. Don't try to be stubborn," Jiang Ke'er said sarcastically. "No matter if you are a human or a monster, you will always have things you are good at and things you are not good at. We have to accept reality and acknowledge our own limits!"
Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at Jiang Ke'er and said with a half-smile: "Are you making excuses for yourself?"
"Damn dragon, I think you need some training!"
"Hmm? Come on!"
"Next time! Next time!" Jiang Ke'er shouted, but no matter how you looked at her, she looked like a coward.
"...Forget it," Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at Jiang Ke'er's belly and sighed, "I'll let you go for now."
"Don't be a coward if you have the guts!" Jiang Ke'er breathed a sigh of relief as she said this.
The village chief went home.
Jiang Ke'er lay on the roof, eating popcorn while watching Pei Min and Xiao Tao screaming up and down.
By the way, I am looking forward to the troublemakers in the village to show up sooner so that I can see what Qiao Xiaoxian is capable of.
With Qiao Xiaoxian's personality, if he sees someone making trouble, he will probably just use his invincible power to kill them, right?
"Dang Dang Dang——"
Someone knocked on the small door of the Qinglian Sword Sect's courtyard.
Hmm? Could it be that the troublemakers are coming so soon?
Qiao Xiaoxian walked over, opened the door, and found a group of young tourists.
They were excitedly watching Pei Min and Gongsun Xiaotao flying up and down in the clouds, and asked, "How much does this ride cost?"
"..."
"Is it expensive? I see they have been playing for a long time. When will it be our turn?" The tourists are eager to try it out.
Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at Jiang Ke'er and instantly understood what Jiang Ke'er meant from her eyes.
"I'm sorry this project is not open to the public yet. It's still in the trial stage."
(2/3)
100. Loss, loss
Not every monk in this world can fly, or rather, most monks will never have the chance to fly in their entire lives.
Therefore, exciting flying experiences like bungee jumping will also become good tourist activities... Since it can make money, Jiang Keer will naturally not let it go.
She thought about it and realized that apart from fishing and dragon boat racing, the nearby sea area was quite empty, so it might be better to transform it into an ocean amusement park to further expand the tourism projects of the Novice Village.
So she told Pei's mother about her idea, gave her a large budget, and decided to leave the matter to Pei's mother.
Pei's mother happily took the job.
Then Jiang Ke'er continued to lie on the roof, waiting for the short-sighted little thief to come and cause trouble.
Around the evening, we finally got the news.
It was Aunt Zhao’s dumpling stall. Several monks suddenly stood up and started cursing.
Jiang Ke'er hurried to the scene with Qiao Xiaoxian.
"Can't you see there's such a big cockroach in your dumplings? How dare you come out to do business when you're so dirty?" A monk pointed at Aunt Zhao and scolded her.
Aunt Zhao was stunned for a moment, then she smiled and said, "Why are you being so polite, kid? It's okay, this piece of meat is free, no need to pay extra!"
"..." The monk was suddenly choked and didn't know what to say.
puff.
Jiang Keer almost laughed out loud.
For ordinary people in some poor areas, insects are considered life-saving meat, and Aunt Zhao really didn't think cockroaches were something bad.
After a brief silence, the monk angrily slammed the table and said, "All those who come and go are immortals. It's ok for you to pollute people's morality by making these vulgar foods, but you also let such disgusting things ruin people's mood!"
"Ah?" Aunt Zhao scratched her head and asked in confusion, "Why are cockroaches disgusting? Don't you immortals usually fight over things like shit and piss? What about 'big incense', 'small incense', 'red bodhi', 'white bodhi'... Not only do you make them into elixirs, you also call them nectar pills, ugh——"
Pfft hahahaha——
Aunt Zhao really knows how to put her knowledge into practice.
I mentioned the Ganlu Pills to the villagers at the time, and probably because they were so shocking, the villagers remembered them.
Big incense means big one, small incense means small one, red Bodhi means the first menstruation of a virgin, and white Bodhi means the first spermatorrhea of a man.
If the brain marrow of a powerful corpse is added, it can be refined into the Five Nectar Pills that are highly sought after in the cultivator world... This is a pill that came from the southwest, but because it can slightly improve the cultivation level, it is deeply loved by the cultivators in Shenzhou.
Ever since I told the villagers about the immortal, their view of monks changed from respect to sympathy.
"You..." The monk pointed at Aunt Zhao, his face flushed and he was speechless. He was speechless.
After being scolded like this by the village woman and being seen by so many of his companions, if he doesn't get back at them, where will he put his face when he returns to the sect?
But it was the first time he had seen such a self-righteous store owner. When he saw cockroaches in the dishes, he was not panicked but looked as if “damn, I made a loss.”
This novice village really has... outrageous customs...
If the yin doesn’t work, then we’ll have to try the yang!
"According to the empire's new catering management regulations, I ate cockroaches in your restaurant, so you must pay compensation! And, more importantly, I want to expose you!" the monk said coldly.
Aunt Zhao panicked. She saw Jiang Ke'er and quickly pulled the corner of Jiang Ke'er's clothes and asked, "What do you mean by 'exposure'?"
I guess you're anxious because you don't understand?
"Ahaha, don't be afraid, Aunt Zhao. Exposure is to promote our family and increase our popularity." Jiang Ke'er patted Aunt Zhao on the shoulder and said, "But if it's a good thing, our dumpling restaurant business will get better. If it's a bad thing, the business will get worse."
"Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" Aunt Zhao asked anxiously.
"In the eyes of most people, it should be considered a bad thing, but don't worry, Xiao Qian will handle this matter...right Xiao Qian?" Jiang Ke'er said, and began to be sarcastic to Qiao Xiaoxian again.
Qiao Xiaoxian didn't care. She stood in front of Aunt Zhao and said to the troublemaker, "We are sorry that there is a hygiene problem with the dumplings. We will pay the highest amount of compensation according to the imperial law."
Eh, Qiao Xiaoxian actually gave in so easily.
This behavior was very abnormal in Jiang Keer's eyes, but to the monk, it was completely expected.
Although he stuffed the cockroach in there himself, when businesses face such incidents, due to the difficulty in obtaining evidence, they often have to make a big deal out of a small matter and simply pay compensation to settle the matter.
If the news spreads, regardless of whether they are right or wrong, the merchants will suffer losses.
A few days ago, his brothers all did the same thing and made a lot of money in this thriving little bumpkin village, helping the villagers of the novice village to take a big step backward on their road to prosperity.
If I hadn't met Aunt Zhao, this magical woman, today, the wool-taking behavior would have ended long ago.
"Compensation is one thing, exposure is another!" The man raised his voice, "You are just abiding by the laws of the empire by paying me money, but I still want to expose your ugly behavior!"
It's obvious that the money is not enough and he's asking for hush money.
But in public, no one dared to do anything to him.
"I'll give you another fifty magic crystals." Qiao Xiaoxian readily admitted his mistake for the second time.
"Huh?" The man frowned, cleared his throat, and prepared to continue shouting.
"one hundred."
Seeing Qiao Xiaoxian add another fifty magic crystals, he gave up the idea of continuing to make trouble and nodded: "Deal."
"What a wimp," Jiang Ke'er taunted Qiao Xiaoxian in her ear.
Qiao Xiaoxian ignored Jiang Keer.
"Don't follow us and take revenge!" the monk shouted, "Otherwise I will expose all your bad deeds!"
"Walk slowly."
Qiao Xiaoxian did not follow the other party. It seemed that in her opinion, there was no need to do so.
She walked into Aunt Zhao's room and took off Jiang Ke'er's hairpin.
She knew that Jiang Ke'er had the habit of recording videos at all times and had a Xinghu recorder plugged into her head.
So she started to export the images in the hairpin.
As she was flipping through the pages, she accidentally came across what happened in the tent that night...so she silently copied a copy and hid it in her pocket.
"Don't save it!" Jiang Ke'er rushed over madly, but because of her weak body, she was easily subdued by Qiao Xiaoxian and held in her arms.
"Be good, stop making trouble. We'll watch it together tonight. I need to do some serious work now."
"Give it back to me, woooo ...
Qiao Xiaoxian covered Jiang Keer's mouth with one hand, and began to pick at the crystal of Jiang Keer's hairpin with the other hand.
She quickly switched the screen to the scene where a few troublesome monks had just appeared.
"A poor disguise."
With a disdainful sneer, Qiao Xiaoxian tapped the crystal screen with her jade hand, and quickly restored the monks to their original appearance.
She captured these images and made an encrypted call.
[Is it... is it Lord Blue Shadow? Lord Blue Shadow, what do you want from me?] The other party's voice was full of respect and obedience.
"I give you a quarter of an hour to tie up this man's entire family, then send him a message and ask him to return to the Novice Village to apologize."
Qiao Xiaoxian said lightly.
(3/3)
(I forgot to ask for monthly tickets yesterday, I’ll ask for tickets at the beginning of the month…)
101. Qiao Xiaoxian’s solution (2)
On the other side, news soon came from the mysterious organization.
[Done, and also found out the situation of his whole family. ]
Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at the information sent by the other party and silently closed the information page.
"That's all," Jiang Ke'er said sarcastically, "If it were me, why would I let him go? I would have solved the problem right on the spot! This guy is so pretentious!"
Qiao Xiaoxian skillfully ignored Jiang Ke'er's ridicule and went out with her.
Sure enough, the monk who had just blackmailed people had returned to Aunt Zhao's dumpling stall with a gloomy look on his face.
"sit."
Qiao Xiaoxian casually hugged Jiang Ke'er and sat at the table. She tapped the tabletop and crossed her legs.
"Who are you, elder sister?" the monk asked tremblingly.
"Apologize first." Qiao Xiaoxian said indifferently.
"Is it really that serious?" The monk wanted to cry, "Isn't it just a few magic crystals that I extorted? Do you think they would arrest my whole family?"
"Apologize first." Qiao Xiaoxian's tone did not change at all, but it made the monk feel a chill down his spine.
"Sorry……"
"Don't apologize to me, but to the villagers and tourists nearby. Speak louder and confess what you have done."
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