Guild Boss's Ambition

“The world is really very small.”

The names on the list are all familiar names.

Leading the group is a legendary figure.

【Druid Master】Jacob Bell

Even though he is an adventurer from the neighboring guild, I still remember him clearly. The first time we met, he defeated our guild leader's daughter in the Windmill Arena, and now he is facing the people from our Stone House again. I have to say that there really is some kind of close yet distant fate between us.

"I wonder what method this Master Jacob will use to deal with our Bai Ye later?"

"And what methods will Bai Ye use to make the following scene a little more interesting?"

I looked forward to the next column's character introduction.

Below Master Jacob is a Kappa.

He is the green kappa who often drinks at Annie's place, who has no talent but still calls himself a poet.

【Master of Split】Little Xixi Wild Deer

Fighting style: According to sources, this is a very disgusting kappa, basically an excellent wind fighter, but also possesses some little-known special skills. Also, because this guy looks so terrible, in order to avoid unnecessary sexual harassment, the reporter and editor will not continue to investigate in depth for you (I'm not being lazy!).

In addition to Jacob and Xiao Xixi, the third adventurer of the Tree of Life is also a familiar face. However, he was once active but suddenly disappeared after the White Night incident. Even though I went to the Tree of Life to ask the red-haired lady named Luo Juner, I still only got an uncertain answer in the end:

"Shock? You're asking where Xuanxun is? The whereabouts of that reptilian idiot shouldn't be important information, right? However, I heard from his friends that he once said he wanted to go back to his hometown, that Dragon Island. I heard that Dragon Island is quite far from our Mopolis City, and it will probably take at least a month or two for him to come back."

Perhaps it is because of this reason that we have never seen this silly half-dragon.

"Since his name appears on the list, does that mean he has returned?"

"Or should I go see him? After all, he helped me so much in the past?"

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5. Hello, our hero, Pu (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

My name is Ulu-Lannon.

Today, we came to the Windmill Arena which was occupied by a group of barbaric adventurers.

I will teach you how to face countless pagans and survive in this unscientific land.

Hmm? Look, what did I find?

There is a lone half-dragon in front of us. To distinguish the gender of a half-dragon, we can refer to their lips, but since they usually wear clothes, we can only judge based on their clothes.

Battle robe, steel boots, tight leather pants.

Good, this is a male half-dragon - unless he is smart enough to disguise himself.

Normally, male half-dragons are very docile. But if they are in the irregular sexual intercourse period, that's a different story. Their dragon horns can mobilize the power of the atmosphere at an efficiency of 1500 molars per hour, and then attack us through mysterious dragon language magic. If we are not careful, we are very likely to be killed by them in one blow.

However, despite their ferocity, half-dragons are precious ingredients given to us by God.

Each gram of dragon half-man contains six times the protein of the werewolf. Converted into calories, just one piece of calf meat can keep us humans active for a day. If we are unfortunately unable to obtain other food, we can try to capture him. Now I will demonstrate to you the techniques needed to capture a male dragon half-man.

First of all, we must sneak quietly. Although the half-dragon in front of us is studying a Rubik's Cube toy in his hand, as a half-reptile creature, their hearing is very sensitive. According to the records in the "Continental Sub-Human Atlas", they are particularly sensitive to malice and murderous intent, so please be sure to remember our tips for capturing half-dragons.

Tips for capturing half-dragons ①: Let’s take the first blood of these reptiles with an innocent smile!

very good!

With the help of Tip ①, I have successfully sneaked behind the male half-dragon, but the real test officially begins at this moment, because if you are just an ordinary earthling like me and don’t have any hot weapons at hand, with our normal human strength, even if we are given a +9 dragon-slaying sword, we may not be able to cut into the opponent’s scales.

Tips for capturing half-dragons ②: If the hard way doesn’t work, we’ll try the soft way.

So, I quickly glanced at the prop column and found a key prop with fire attribute.

"Go! Flame Slime Doll!"

I threw the slime doll into the half-dragon man's robe from the back of his neck at lightning speed.

The Flame Slime Doll caused significant damage to the Half-Dragon.

The half-dragon fell into a state of panic.

"What the hell is this? It's soft and warm, and super disgusting!"

"Hehe! That's a brand new red prank slime doll! It doesn't contain any preservatives or artificial colors. It's suitable for children six years old or above and adults. It's a must-have for traveling, killing and robbing!"

"Your—eh? Whose voice is that? Miss Lannon?"

After realizing who was playing a trick on him, the cute half-dragon boy immediately put on a different expression, from a young master's anger to a husky-like silly smile. The change was so great that I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and once again made me feel at a loss for what to do with his enthusiasm and longing. Why did this half-dragon fall in love with me at first sight?

"Do you like seeing me so much?" I asked him.

Xuan Xun twisted his buttocks and grabbed my slime doll from his back in a funny and awkward manner, with a sunny smile on his face: "Because I haven't seen you for a long time, Miss Lan Nong, so I am particularly happy today! By the way, is this doll for me?"

Looking at Xuanxun's expectant look, I decided not to give him any hope.

"No, this prop needs to be recycled after use. Please return it to me." I said in a business tone.

"Oh, so that's the case. What a pity." He reluctantly returned the prank doll to me.

Pingping is a noble brother among the half-dragons, why does Xuanxun look like a husky in front of me? Even if I like both cats and dogs and prefer dogs, I won't give you extra points just because you look so pitiful! Little brother, you should know that although I look female now, I am male just like you in my heart!

Um?and many more!

I suddenly discovered a very important point to think about.

"By the way, Xuanxun, you like me, right?" I asked.

"Yes! I love you so much, Miss Lannon! You are exactly like my dream girl!"

In response to my questions, he continued to throw me the straightest ball possible.

"So, what is it about me that you like?"

"I like everything about you, Miss Lannong! Even your little butt without a dragon tail, I like it very much!"

There is no doubt that this Xuanxun is an original and authentic product.

Only he could use such an innocent and bright tone to make such blatant sexual harassment to a loli.

"Then if I were not a woman but a big man who picked his feet, would you still like me, Xuanxun?"

"Why does Miss Lannong ask me such a question?" he asked warily.

"But you didn't answer me!" I gave him a sunny smile in return.

Hearing this, he stared at the dragon horn on his forehead and thought for a while, then said with a positive tone and a smile: "Yeah! If Miss Lan Nong becomes a big man who picks his feet, then I think I can only give up liking you, right? After all, no matter how outstanding you are, Miss Lan Nong, a boy still can't like a boy. Maybe we can be good friends then?"

Dear Jiangdong elders, please look!

Super touching!

Our Stone House finally has a sunny boy with normal sexual orientation!

Eh?

wrong?

Wait a minute──

This thing seems to be from the Tree of Life next door, not our own product?

In other words, our stone house still has the potential to be a gay bar with a rainbow flag hanging high at the door──

While I was struggling with the sexual orientation of the younger generation, I changed the subject to a more normal one: "Okay, I understand your feelings for me, but my answer is still the same as before. It's better for us to be friends. So, where did you go to play during the time you were missing? Why didn't I hear from you at all?"

"Oh, oh, oh! You ask that! Actually, I just came back from Dragon Island these few days ago."

He briefly explained where he was going, and then asked about the old incident: "Compared to this, Miss Lan Nong, is your body still healthy? Bai Ye mentioned before that there was a powerful restriction in the soul, has it been lifted now?"

The restriction in my soul?

oh oh oh!

Are you talking about my system?

I continued to worry about this subhuman boy, so I smiled and said, "It's OK! Bai Ye said that the extremely powerful restriction is a benign thing, and it won't be a problem even if it is left alone, so Xuanxun, you don't have to worry about me!"

"It's okay to just leave it alone?"

Hearing this, Xuanxun, the half-dragon Husky, was immediately stunned: "Miss Lan Nong, are you telling the truth?"

Looking at his slightly exaggerated expression, I asked in doubt: "Yeah, it's really okay. What's wrong?"

Xuan Xun covered his face with one hand and looked up at the clear sky, his mouth twitching bitterly: "No, nothing, I just went to Dragon Island to get help for your matter a few months ago, and because the reinforcements were very difficult to bring, I was delayed a little in Dragon Island, and this delay has delayed it until now."

In other words, the lovely Xuanxun spent several months on Dragon Island for me in vain?

I was speechless: "Didn't I tell you last time that you didn't need my help?"

Xuan Xun, like a little girl, poked the index finger of his left hand at the index finger of his right hand and said aggrievedly: "You asked me not to help last time because you were worried that someone would be hurt by the ban, but didn't Bai Ye also say that? As long as it is a platinum level or above psychic magician, there may be a solution. At that time, I remembered that I seemed to really know such a psychic magic master──"

I asked with a twitching mouth, "So, you didn't leave any news behind and rushed to that Dragon Island?"

He shrugged his head and replied, "I originally planned to go and come back soon, but who knew that things would become more and more complicated..."

Faced with this embarrassing situation, I didn't know what to say. Although the whole thing was not my own intention, but Xuanxun's wishful thinking, but in the final analysis, he was well-intentioned and wasted several months of his life for me, which made me feel guilty no matter how I thought about it.

I said seriously: "You know what? Even if you sacrifice so much for me, you can only get a thank you."

He touched the back of his head and said with a wry smile: "I can't help you at all, so why should I say thank you..."

"Well—"

I sighed and said sullenly, "Anyway, I won't take the blame for you going to Dragon Island to act cute. If you want to blame someone, blame Bai Ye for her misdiagnosis. And you know Xuan Xun, your team's first opponent is not just anyone, but our Stone House team, and Bai Ye is exactly one of our team members. You can take this opportunity to beat her up."

At this time, Xuan Xun, who had always been at odds with Bai Ye, suddenly felt guilty.

He kindly questioned, "But I think, even if it's Bai Ye, she wouldn't want to misdiagnose."

However, he didn't know that Bai Ye had not only deliberately misdiagnosed me, she also wanted to secretly dissect me!

Therefore, I lectured her in an irrefutable tone: "In short, Xuanxun! Your mission in the arena later is to beat up that arrogant old witch Bai Ye until your father can't recognize her. A necromancer like her must have done a lot of things that shortened her life in the past. Now we are doing justice for her and giving her a few punches can also help her accumulate some good karma."

"Miss Lan Nong, why do I seem to not understand what you are saying?" Xuan Xun said innocently.

"Anyway! Just do it!" I patted his shoulder.

"Okay! Just do it!" He immediately saluted and stood at attention.

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6. Tension (Raftan-Fritze)

(Raftan-Fritze)

In the noisy adventurer locker room, my teammates and I sat in a quiet corner.

Miss Bai Ye said that our first opponent is Team B of the Tree of Life.

This makes me feel like this game is going to be our last.

Even though I was just an employee, I was defeated by the opponent in the first game, which seemed to have let down the president's expectations.

However, in stark contrast to my worries at the moment, Bai Ye and ViVi's mentality was as correct as it could be, with a completely professional attitude of "We are just temporary workers, winning or losing is not important to me."

At this moment, the former was flipping through the contents of the competition guide in a leisurely manner, while the latter continued to peel and eat bananas. There was no sense of the tense atmosphere on the eve of the battle, nor any desire to win.

"If we go on stage like this, I'm afraid we'll lose miserably later—"

In order to save the Stone House's reputation, I suggested to them, "The competition is about to begin, Miss Bai Ye, do you think we should plan a battle strategy? Even though our chances of winning are slim, anything can happen on the battlefield. If we are well prepared, we may have a chance to seize the opponent's mistakes and win?"

"Battle strategy?"

Hearing my question, Miss Bai Ye gave a meaningful smile.

She said, "Raftan, what kind of strategy do you think we need?"

I suddenly felt that there seemed to be a strange sense of incongruity in Miss Bai Ye's smile at this moment, which made me feel that I was being plotted against, but this feeling was fleeting. Miss Bai Ye, who has always behaved well, did not make me suspicious, and my attention was only focused on her question.

I had the answer immediately.

"Ms. Bai Ye, you are more strategic than me."