"Do you trust me so much?" the necromancer asked me back.

"Yes, I trust you." I nodded affirmatively.

"But ViVi, I don't dare to trust her at all~~"

At this time, the blue-haired fox on the side disagreed and insinuated: "Past experience tells me that the most important thing when standing on the same side as the Necromancer is to be prepared to be betrayed at any time. They are smart and always have many reasons to trade us away like livestock and fruits and vegetables!"

However, even in the face of such a serious accusation, Miss Bai Ye still smiled and did not explain: "Please rest assured, if I really want to sell you two out in the future, I will do it beautifully and will not let you know before I sell you out completely. But then again, I don't see any benefit in you two that is worth selling out."

The blue-haired fox immediately pointed at Bai Ye and shouted to me, "Look! She admitted it!"

I sighed again for the conflict between the two: "I think there is no need for us to waste time on this kind of dispute."

Bai Ye selectively ignored ViVi at the moment: "In fact, in the final analysis, the reason why President Ehard hired us was not to win the game, but to show the audience the capabilities of our guild and attract other adventurers to join our guild. Because of this, it is actually a favorable situation for us to be able to fight against the Tree of Life from the beginning."

Bai Ye was right. With so many matches in one day, normal audiences naturally would not be able to watch them all.

The audience chooses the matches to watch according to their own needs. The most popular ones are naturally the matches representing the famous guilds. If the team we are facing today is not the Tree of Life, but the minions outside the seven major guilds, then in the eyes of ordinary audiences, it will just be minions against minions. How can such a battle combination attract the audience's attention?

For President Ehard, as long as we successfully fight against the seven major guilds in this journey and perform to our full potential, that will be the greatest victory for the Stone House. As for the prize money and honor for the top three? That was something she had never considered.

After a while, Bai Ye said something shocking again: "Because things are going so smoothly, I have asked the Miss President for a little more benefits on your behalf. That is, if our performance is good enough and exciting enough, then after the matter is over, the Miss President will pay you an extra bonus, about twenty gold coins for every 20 gold coins you have, right?"

Twenty gold coins...

That's what I got after two weeks of continuous work...

I have to say that this kind of welfare can really motivate me...

But the problem has never come from Bai Ye and me.

As Bai Ye and I stared at him, ViVi shook his head and looked up at the sky. After a series of strange movements that made no sense, he finally spoke his mind: "Actually, I made some pocket money from selling bananas this month, and I'm not in a hurry to use the money recently. In other words, I don't plan to cooperate with you two in the next game."

“How troublesome…”

"This psychotic fox..."

I suppressed my anger and looked towards Miss Bai Ye, waiting for her stance and statement.

Miss Bai Ye smiled instead of getting angry, and said kindly, "ViVi, do you remember what I said to you last time?"

Hearing this, the blue-haired fox grinned and shouted impatiently: "I don't remember, and I don't want to remember. Don't make me remember."

Seeing the angry fox clown, Miss Bai Ye was not afraid at all. She seemed to know the fox's temperament very well and looked relaxed. She even boldly reached out and touched ViVi's head, saying in a teasing tone: "We are all knowledgeable and civilized people. There is no need to play dumb in front of me. You have your bottom line and I have my interests. Let's cooperate with each other and help each other, okay?"

"We have our own way!"

The blue-haired fox slapped Bai Ye's hand away in fear, hid in the corner, and shouted slogans that made people laugh and cry: "We demand absolute personal freedom! We demand independence! We insist on and advocate the protection of the basic human rights principles of the beastmen! We oppose any totalitarianism! We oppose any shady operations that deceive superiors and subordinates! We oppose all corruption! We oppose all heretical religious activities that are not related to the Banana Religion!"

And our Miss Bai Ye also "perfectly" interpreted the protester's demands.

The necromancer said to me in an affirmative tone: "Well, it seems that we have reached a consensus."

I was speechless and asked, "What kind of consensus is this?"

Bai Ye Xiaoshuo smiled gently and said sweetly: "If she doesn't do her job well, we will kill her later."

Rather than a consensus, this is more of a unilateral threat.

Look again, our foxy clown?

She was hiding in the corner, shivering alone - of course, I don't think she was really scared.

"Well, I should stay out of their business, right?"

Looking at the two people who seemed to have already decided who was better, I decisively stayed out of the matter and said nothing more.

Miss Bai Ye also completely ignored the resentful look of a certain fox and directly reduced the three-person meeting to a two-person meeting: "In short, we should let ViVi, this wild fox, play freely. However, it is not a simple matter to fight a good battle in front of the Tree of Life. In addition to force, we still need a plan."

"Hmm! Please advise!"

I straightened my chest and pretended to be focused.

"First of all, do you know what our enemies are?"

"A Kappa fighter, a half-dragon ice mage, and a human druid."

"Their combination is a complete team that takes into account the sea, land, air, long-range, medium and short-range, physical, magical and magical skills. Their leader Jacob is even a legendary druid. It is said that his combat style is tough and steady. Although he does not seem to have great wisdom or strategy, I am afraid that the combat experience of the three of us combined is not as much as his."

Knowing this well, I frowned and asked, "The question is how are we going to fight them?"

Bai Ye looked at Fox Clown and said with a smile: "We need a grand show, we need a grand stage. The stage outside with only sand is too boring. If we want to attract the attention of the audience and the media, we must add some visual effects to the venue ourselves, and at the same time make the venue a place that is conducive to our battle."

Because of Bai Ye's gaze, the fox clown asked with a trembling voice: "Didn't you let me play freely? Why are you looking at me now with eyes that look like you want to eat me? I'll ask you in advance, this fox sells her art but not her body!"

Miss Bai Ye smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't eat you. I just hope you can perform your duties well—"

"Woo woo woo! This is too bullying! Let's go complain to the president!"

Perhaps she was really afraid of the identity of the necromancer, or she didn't want to continue talking to the villain who had caught her, the fox clown ran out of the locker room door with tears in her eyes under the gaze of a group of female adventurers like a wronged child. No one knew whether she really ran to the president to complain, or she made a feint to the east and went to other places to do evil.

"Ms. Bai Ye, do you think she will come back?"

"It's okay, it's okay, she's a good kid and she won't let me down."

"Ms. Bai Ye, why do you seem to know ViVi so well?"

"Understand? How could I possibly understand that wild fox?"

Miss Bai Ye showed an expression that said, "Except for a small part, that wild fox has no fixed personality or thoughts. Even when it comes to pranks, her style is sometimes very bad, and sometimes relatively gentle. I initially thought she had split personality, but later I discovered that her situation was not the case at all."

After a long silence, I asked, "Why is she so weird?"

"Everything is arranged by God, the Creator."

Bai Ye shrugged, shook his head and said with a smile: "Alright, alright, there's not much time left before we go out on stage. Let's put that troublemaker aside for now and talk about the battle plan later, shall we?"

"OK, all right."

I forced myself to put the image of the blue-haired fox out of my mind and resumed my battle preparations with Miss Bai Ye.

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7. My team (Xuan Xun)

(Xuan Xun)

Miss Lannong is really beautiful.

Sweet little mouth...

Gentle eyes...

Petite figure...

Mature and stable personality...

Everything about her is different from those snot-nosed little brats. A virtuous and precocious woman like Miss Lannong will definitely become a very outstanding woman when she grows up. Only a girl with such superior talents is qualified to become my ideal future daughter-in-law and enjoy my priceless love, status and glory.

"Yeah──I really want to have dinner with her──"

Ever since I saw her beautiful figure again, my love for her has been rekindled.

But before inviting her, there was a task I had to do.

Although I don't know how Bai Ye offended Miss Lan Nong, I must win an overwhelming victory for love and justice in the next game! I have made up my mind! After successfully slapping Bai Ye in the face, I will invite Miss Lan Nong to eat Berut dishes tonight. I heard from Luo Jun'er that a new authentic Berut restaurant has opened near South Street.

To capture a woman's heart, you must first capture her stomach - this is what my elder sisters have always taught me.

"By the way, have the elder sisters' teachings been really useful?"

"I always feel like what they do every day is nothing more than trying to trick me..."

"But if we don't use the old ladies' tricks, how should we pursue girls?"

I was thinking about one of the most important issues in my life as I slowly walked into the VIP room of the Tree of Life Guild in the Windmill Arena. I had just opened the door when the conspicuous stupid face of the little Xixi Wild Deer jumped into my sight. He immediately bombarded my ears with his hoarse and mocking voice, saying all kinds of boring words -

"Hey! Xuanxun, the competition is about to begin. Are you ready? Are you nervous? Do you know how to pick up girls? Do you need my professional advice? Don't be fooled by my solitary appearance. When it comes to picking up girls and being picked up by girls, I have more experience than a frog lays eggs in one litter! So, do you need my advice on the rules of the game?!"

Why is this world full of stupid people?

And even though he is obviously ugly and has no character, he still has the confidence to insist on calling himself a poet?

"It's because I often hang out with people like him that Luo Jun'er and the others think I'm a fool."

"However, Luo Jun'er and Helena actually confuse my noble half-dragon bloodline with the idiot Kappa every day and night. I think they are also a group of foolish women with no vision! Humph! If it was the beautiful Miss Lan Nong, she would definitely appreciate my intelligence and wisdom, and would not treat me as a fool with the IQ of an eight-year-old child!"

After entering the room, I deliberately looked past the little Xixi idiot and looked at the elderly Master Jacob, and shouted, "Old man, I want to achieve a comprehensive victory in the first match. In other words, even if the opponent is a novice, you are not allowed to give him a friendly novice tutorial like you usually do, but you must end this game at full speed."

At this time, old man Yaluo was reading for fun. In addition to being a powerful druid, the master was also an admirable polymath. I had never heard of his age from anyone, nor had I heard him talk about his age. I only knew that his knowledge was as abundant as the sea, and his eyes were like an eagle, a leopard, and a bear, which could see through everything clearly.

Hearing this, he raised his eyes, as if he saw through my thoughts at a glance: "Do you know anyone in there?"

I replied, "Well! Please let me handle that necromancer bitch."

"I wouldn't look down on the Stone House if I were you."

The master shook his head in disagreement and said seriously, "They have a good president. A good leader will gradually make everything go in a good direction. The necromancer you mentioned is not an easy person to deal with. In that circle, there are some rumors about her. Although the rumors are often untrue, I think she is the most dangerous type of person."

The most dangerous type of people?

What and what?

I shrugged nonchalantly. "We won't lose anyway, and then we'll beat the hell out of them."

Master Jacob asked in confusion: "Son, why are you suddenly so obsessed with that necromancer?"

I took out my magic halberd from the space ring and replied, "Miss Lan Nong asked me to teach her a lesson. That woman with bad behavior must have done something bad, otherwise Miss Lan Nong would not let me use force. If I can complete this commission, I think Miss Lan Nong will definitely praise me."

At this time, the little Xixi wild deer that I had been ignoring jumped out again.

He said in a disgusting tone, mockingly: "Miss Lan Nong? You mean the black-bellied lolita poster girl in the stone house? Hahaha! Stupid Xuan Xun! You still say you are not a fool! Do you know what poster girls are like? They are the stars in the night sky that can be seen but not touched! Stupid boy, if a poster girl entrusts you to do something, you must not expect them to give you anything in return!"

"Hmph! Do you think I, Xuanxun, am the kind of lowly person who does favors in the hope of rewards?" I said coldly.

"Yeah, you're not an inferior person, you're just a superior tool."

“What is a tool man?”

At this time, the stinky kappa smiled in a very infuriating way: "The so-called tool man refers to the kind-hearted people who sacrifice for others without asking for anything in return. This is a structural social phenomenon. Basically, I would regard you as the lubricant of society. Since your existence, there has been less friction between people, and it is full of harmony and friendship."

Although I didn't quite understand what the stinky kappa said, I always felt that the word "tool man" must be full of malice, and given the stinky kappa's personality, there was no possibility that he would praise me in person.

In other words, I was 100% hurt by the words.

"Old man, I'm going to kill a kappa now. Can you pretend not to see it?" I asked Master Yaluo.

"Eh? Why? Did I offend you in some way?" the stinky kappa shouted innocently.

"There's no point in arguing!" Without waiting for the master's approval, I shot a row of cold arrows at him.

The stinky kappa dodged all of them with his agility, and the ice arrows that missed the target hit Master Jacob perfectly.

The evil plan succeeded and he immediately shouted in an exaggerated tone -

"Xuan Xun, look at what you have done. You actually attacked our honorable Master Jacob!"

I had no choice but to send him another row of cold arrows, telling him to shut up -

"Waaaaa! You can't hit me! You can't hit me! Haha! Stupid boy, you will never be able to hit me in your life!"

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

"Stupid reptile! Your dynamic vision is too poor! Or you can try thermal sensing?"

"Amphibian! Shut up!"

Amid my various attacks, the VIP room of the arena gradually turned into a world of ice and snow. Due to the changes in the environment and terrain, the damn Kappa also began to be stretched to the limit. Not only did his dodging movements become a lot stiffer, but even his footsteps on the ground often slipped. If he hadn't often used some kind of spiritual body skills temporarily, he would have been frozen into an icicle by me long ago!

"Ding-ding-ding."

But just when I was about to succeed, a pleasant announcement sounded from the sound transmission array in the room.

"The first round of group matches is about to begin. Please report to the registration room within ten minutes. Repeat, the first round of group matches is about to begin. Please report to the registration room within ten minutes. Repeat..."

Because of this conversation, the Idiot Kappa and I both stopped what we were doing and thought of the third person who was also in the room. Then, a feeling of fear arose in my heart, and the temperature of my body, which had been undergoing intense exercise, instantly dropped to freezing point. It was a state of stillness that was even more terrifying than absolute zero.

Master Jacob...

I saw that a pure white snow pile had formed at the original location of Master Jacob. From the regular ups and downs in the snow pile, it can be clearly seen that under the pure white appearance is a creature rich in vitality, and it is also a snow volcano that will erupt with terrible lava from time to time. If you are not careful, both the dragon and the kappa will be completely extinct because of its anger.

"Have you had enough fun?"

A small crack appeared in the snowdrift, and a majestic and solid voice came out from it: "If you've had enough fun, then clean up the house. Although our guild has paid for it, if the cleaners see this scene, who knows what kind of gossip will be spread about our president."

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