Guild Boss's Ambition

"As expected of our President Ehard, you're making dirty jokes so early in the morning! Um - wait!"

I raised my thumb to tease the girl, but at that moment I caught a glimpse of a very remarkable and subtle change in the information column. Where the race was written, the simple two words "human" turned into "Rakshasa". Although I didn't know much about it, it was clearly a race that was not safe!

Seeing my surprised expression, Meng Er asked with a guilty look: "What's wrong, Xiao Lan?"

To avoid alerting her, I didn't tell her what I had discovered. I just stood on tiptoe to help her straighten her already straight blue and white tie and said, "If Blanny sees this tie, she'll start to complain again..."

"No, it was Berlane who made this tie for me."

"You messed it up in just a short while? That's even more damnable!"

At the moment when I was about to be outmaneuvered by the opponent, I took the initiative to shout and then made a quick decision: "Okay, I've already fixed your tie for you, don't mess it up yourself. I'm going to go play with Bai Ye first, bye!"

After saying a lot of things quickly, I turned around and ran away from the president, and ran to Bai Ye's room. I opened the door with a click, and then closed it with another click. Then I saw the black-haired banshee of unknown age looking at me with interest, "Are you not going to knock on my door in the future?"

I ignored her teasing and shouted hastily, "This is terrible! The president has turned into a monster!"

Hearing this, Bai Ye's eyes curved into crescent shapes and he asked with a smile, "Really? Ahed has turned into a monster, right? Did she grow three heads and six arms? Did she attack the little girls on the street and forcibly take their panties?"

"I'm not kidding you!"

"So you're not joking? Then we have to handle this carefully~~"

"Hey, I'm serious about this, can you please be serious?"

"Okay, okay~~"

Bai Ye agreed repeatedly, then walked to the closet and took out a black gothic lolita dress: "Then as a reward for my help in taking care of that idiot Ahed, you will wear this dress all day today? Yes, by the way, you have to add Dalu's habit at the end of your speech, and then respectfully call everyone "Master"? "

"Well! It's decided. I don't care whether Miss President lives or dies." I decisively rejected the deal.

"Huh? Why? Is the Ulu I know such a heartless person?" Bai Ye said in a sweet voice.

I crossed my arms proudly and speculated, "Looking at your calm reaction, I'm afraid you knew about Ehad's change a long time ago, right? Rather than saying that I'm not that kind of heartless person, you are also always talking about deals, but in fact you have gradually become a helpful dead card wish-making machine, right?"

Hearing this, Bai Ye blinked and said with a smile: "Since you said so, Uru, then I really won't do anything."

hateful……

Although I am 90% sure that Bai Ye has settled the matter privately, the remaining 10% possibility still makes me unsure. With Bai Ye's erratic and weird personality, it is not impossible that she would ignore the life and death of others for a boring joke - after all, it is not a crime in common sense to watch someone die without helping.

"Is there really no problem with Ehad? She turned into a creature called Rakshasa!"

"Clothes and verbal habits, pick one?" Bai Ye asked with a smile.

"Tsk! Tell me the answer first, then I'll choose!" I said angrily.

"The answer is that everything is fine." Bai Ye replied cheerfully in an instant: "Retreat - you can start picking now!"

"Fuck! You tricked me!"

I was filled with regret and cursed on the spot, but in the end I still picked the Gothic Lolita skirt, which was easier to complete, according to Bai Ye's original promise. After all, my work uniform is a skirt. As long as it is not too revealing or the design is too outrageous, the so-called skirt is just a piece of clothing of the same level as a work uniform in my eyes.

Besides, who stipulated that boys must wear pants and girls must wear skirts?

For example, the national costume of men in the Scottish Highlands is a formal short skirt. In some occasions, people do not wear underwear under the kilt. If you think about it carefully, isn't the purpose of choosing clothes to meet our own needs? As long as it looks good, meets the needs of the occasion, and has the function of keeping warm, it doesn't matter whether it is a skirt or pants.

Furthermore, aren't those men wearing wizard robes on the street also wearing longer skirts? If there is a strong wind blowing down their backs, their underwear stuffed with Chaozhou pink fruit may also be blown into our sight. However, just because of the slight difference in style and tailoring, this unisex skirt called a robe has been generally accepted by men.

So……

Wouldn't it be weird if I didn't wear a skirt or something because I was a boy in the past?

Moreover, throughout history, the styles and types of skirts have always been dozens of times more than those of pants. I almost feel sorry for the men of the Earth era who have such a large resource library left unused. On the other hand, precisely because my gender has changed from male to female by chance, shouldn't I enjoy this rare benefit even more?

"I think skirts are beautiful, but I don't like to see them on men..."

"Earthlings are really strange creatures..."

I quietly walked to Bai Ye's bedroom and changed into the gothic lolita clothes she had specified. After looking in the mirror and feeling that there was nothing wrong with me and that I looked very good, I stood up and let Bai Ye examine me. She gave me a thumbs-up, praised me for being pretty, and praised herself for having good taste. She continued, "Don't worry about the change of that idiot Ahed. I will keep an eye on it for you, but you'd better not run around for the time being. The situation in the city is a bit chaotic."

"Yeah, I'll pay attention."

I nodded slightly to accept Bai Ye's proposal, and then proposed the second purpose of coming to this place today: "Oh, by the way, Bai Ye, can you lend me your alchemy tools when you are free? I want to try my alchemy skills today. Hey - don't look at me with such eyes that it will definitely cause trouble again, okay? I just want to make some delicious snacks."

Hearing my wild idea, Bai Ye smiled helplessly: "You are a number one genius who uses alchemy to make food. Well... I can lend you the things, but you have to be careful. You should know that your alchemy is completely different from ours. Don't make a big mistake because of curiosity."

"A real man, cute big tits! Nothing will happen. We're not you!"

"If you keep making noise, I won't lend you anything!"

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56. CookingMama (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

It didn't take long before Bai Ye took out the alchemical tools I needed one by one. Her bone-shaped space ring was different from other people's space rings. It seemed that it could be opened for a long time, and the cooling time was particularly short. Its usage was very similar to that of my prop bar, which made me mistakenly think that everyone's space ring looked like this.

In order to avoid people suspecting my background, I now pay special attention when using the prop bar and try to imitate the situation of an ordinary person.

Leaving aside these irrelevant matters, Bai Ye at this time was a little subtle. After handing me the alchemy equipment, she sat motionless beside the table and looked at me. Looking at her posture with coffee in her left hand and newspaper in her right hand, I always felt as if I had fallen into some unknown and terrible trap.

"Um...Bai Ye...are you free today?" I asked stiffly.

"I don't have any special trips booked for now. What's the matter?" she replied easily.

"Is that really the case? Don't you hate wasting time?"

"I've been busy for so long, can I take a break for a day or two? And didn't you say that occasionally relaxing can improve creativity? I'm trying to put your theory into practice."

Even though I intuitively felt that Bai Ye must have ulterior motives, since she was willing to stay by my side and watch me do alchemical experiments, the benefits to me outweighed the disadvantages. I did not delve into Bai Ye's unusual behavior and just quickly put forward all the ideas in my head and began to prepare alchemical food.

In fact, several complete formulas are clearly written on the instruction manual of elementary fairy alchemy.

For example: Chicken + wooden knife = chicken sashimi

Another example: Iron ore + chicken bones + chicken bones = chicken sashimi

Since I didn't know where to get a wooden knife, I wanted to make "chicken sashimi" so I turned my attention to the formula below. The so-called chicken bones are the most common kitchen waste in the kitchen. Even if most of them are used by Stallone to make broth, there are still some left over. Raw iron ore is one of the most common recyclables at the recycling center on the third floor.

Since Bai Ye was the only one around me, I did not hide my special edition space ring. I just picked and chose in the prop column for a long time, took out the chicken bones and iron ore stones one by one, and then poured them all into the synthesis furnace with a rumble, ready to perform the great elementary fairy alchemy.

"Wait, wait, Uru!"

Suddenly, Bai Ye asked carefully: "Can you tell me what you are actually going to do?"

I blinked in confusion and answered truthfully: "Chicken sashimi!"

"Iron ore is used in chicken sashimi? And where's the meat? Why do I only see bones?"

"Bai Ye, you must not understand, right?"

Looking at Bai Ye's confused expression, I said that classic line from the light novel.

But my earth joke is destined to be understood by only me. Bai Ye didn't even complain, but said as a matter of course: "Yes, I really don't understand it this time. Why can chicken bones and iron ore be turned into chicken sashimi in your mouth? Uru, can you explain to me the principle behind it? I am very-very interested in this."

Maybe I dug a deep hole for myself to jump into, because Bai Ye looked at me with eyes full of curiosity.

"Actually, I don't know myself!" I could only answer like this.

"Hmm - you really don't know?" Bai Ye looked up and down with suspicion.

"I really don't know! So Bai Ye, don't ask anymore!" I said in a pleading tone.

"Is that so? Then go on..."

Bai Ye sighed regretfully, as if he believed what I said.

After calming the Necromancer's excessive curiosity, I let out a long breath, and then, with a voice thinner than an amoeba, I quickly recited the shameful spell in one breath: "Heaven and earth, please help me... Fairy Kira, please help me... Shit! Who invented magic? Did that bastard want to play a trick on me on purpose?"

But anyway, under Bai Ye's mischievous gaze and the brilliant light of the synthesis furnace, my ore and chicken bones had disappeared, and the system lady also brought me the good news that the initial fairy alchemy was successful. With full of expectations, I curiously looked into the synthesis furnace and saw a piece of tender pink chicken sashimi lying there so gorgeously.

"How should I put it? This chicken sashimi is really not fresh at all..."

"I can't chew it. I can't accept eating raw chicken or something like that. That's not our tradition..."

"Strictly speaking, I'm not considered a chef, right? So, I'm not responsible for this?"

I stared at the masterpiece in the synthesis furnace with great anxiety, wondering whether I should take the risk and try it myself. But after looking at it for a while, I decided to give this alchemical product an appraisal just to be safe.

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Chicken sashimi (for two people): Meat made by cutting raw chicken through a special process.

Additional poisoning effect (Lv1): activation rate %.

Satiety +19.

"..."

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Looking at this amazing identification result, I seemed to have found a reasonable explanation for the existence of iron ore in the synthesis formula. It turns out that it is used to warn us not to eat random things! However, the incidental poisoning effect is probably because there are a lot of bacteria in the raw chicken itself, not because of the alchemy itself.

In order to test my idea, I decided to seek help from Bai Ye.

"Bai Ye, can you help me roast these chickens?"

"What's wrong? Is this thing really inedible?"

"Don't you have the Eye of Truth yourself?"

"Sometimes I don't see things as carefully as you do. I just have a vague feeling that they are a little bit bad."

While chatting, Bai Ye had already started to help roast the raw chicken until it was fully done. After the chicken was cooked, I once again took an identification shot of the chicken sashimi. The result was just as I expected. This thing finally became something edible, and it was transformed from "chicken sashimi" to "failed cooked chicken sashimi".

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Failed cooked chicken sashimi (for two people): The roasted chicken can no longer be called a failed chicken sashimi.

Satiety +19

Attack power permanently +1 (the effect cannot be repeated on the same body)

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As soon as I saw the words "Attack +1", I immediately grabbed it with my bare hands and ate it without thinking! The chicken tasted crispy and had a complete and authentic chicken flavor. The moment I ate the chicken, my body seemed to be filled with endless... Well, okay, it was just an ordinary piece of chicken, and there was no obvious change.

Finally, after opening the character information, I discovered that my attack power had indeed increased a little.

If I think about it from a positive perspective, I have indeed become a little stronger. If I think about it from a negative perspective, it is that I wasted some time and materials to improve an ability that I don't need at all. Even if the improvement is permanent, it is only a small improvement and is really pitiful. It is to the extent that I can't feel the change at all.

Food like this with such mediocre taste simply cannot be sold in our city of Mopolis, where the streets are filled with delicious food.

"Hmm? That's quite interesting. It actually has medicinal value that can strengthen the body?"

However, when I was feeling negative and depressed, Bai Ye became curious. She turned the failed chicken sashimi over and over with her magician's hands and asked me with a smile, "Uru, can you lend me the alchemy book in your hand? I am really interested in magic like yours that goes straight to the origin and transcends the origin."

Without thinking too much, I handed her the instruction manual.

She quickly flipped through a few pages of the instruction manual, and her eyes gradually became solemn and serious.

After a while, when I thought she was going to give another long speech, she just stretched out her jade finger, pointed to one of the formulas in the book, and said with a smile: "Hey! Uru, you probably want to make snacks for everyone today, right? Why don't you try this formula? I happen to have some deer antlers and yellow slime here, you can use them as you like."

"That's it?" I was stunned for a moment, then shocked again: "No! How did you know that I wanted to make snacks for everyone? Are you reading my mind again? Ugh, what a disgusting feeling!"

The black-haired girl laughed happily at this: "I'm not reading your mind at all, it's just that your thoughts are too easy to guess, Uru. Okay, stop complaining about unimportant things all day long. Let's make this pumpkin pie quickly! This will definitely be fun. Even if I just look at the text formula, I can smell the funky smell through the paper!"

When I heard the word "interesting" from Bai Ye's mouth, a huge amount of uneasy signals suddenly rang in my mind.

Antlers + Antlers + Yellow Slime + Nails = Festive Pumpkin Pie

Looking at the formula that Bai Ye pointed out, my stomach couldn't help but churn.

What kind of pumpkin pie would need these raw materials full of cuticles? Even if they are delicious, it is a bit tricky to give them as gifts for dinner.

"Isn't this the same as asking someone to eat your nails?"

It happened so fast that Bai Ye had prepared all the raw materials including the nails in a blink of an eye. She put them all into the synthesis furnace, and then waited for me to complete the last step with her beautiful eyes full of excitement. Her expression was as if she was a big kid who got a new toy.

"..."

Facing Bai Ye's penetrating gaze, I suddenly lost all my thoughts. I could only recite the spell quickly with a bitter smile: "Heaven and earth, please help me... Fairy Kira, please hurry up and obey the command..."

Then, something interesting happened.

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57. Can’t bear to eat it? (Little Blue)