Guild Boss's Ambition

(Ulu-Lannon)

"This is... Uru-chan? Hahaha, this is so funny! This is so funny!"

Looking at the things in the synthesis furnace, Bai Ye suddenly burst into a happy laugh that he had never heard before.

As another witness of the incident, I naturally understood why the other person was laughing without caring about his manners. This was clearly another prank with a mysterious fairy style! Pingping is a pumpkin pie, and my pumpkin pie is actually a movable doll that looks like me! I wonder if it can talk...

"Welcome back my master, do you want to take a bath first, or eat first, or eat me first?"

As I was about to collapse, the lifelike pumpkin pie doll suddenly made an extremely shameful expression that I would never use on a normal day, and spoke shameful words in a tone that was so sweet that it made my whole body creepy. Looking at its outrageous performance, I almost couldn't hold back the shame in my heart, and took a photo of it.

Bai Ye immediately added insult to injury: "If you are willing to mass-produce this thing, it will definitely sell well!"

"Only a fool would mass-produce his own action figures! Do you think I'm a shameless bitch?"

"Figure? Do you mean a doll?"

"That's right, figures are dolls, and dolls are figures. You can understand it that way!"

I stared at Miss Pumpkin Pie in front of me in panic, rubbing my temples, frowning and saying, "Please, Bai Ye, you have to help me find a way to get rid of this embarrassing thing! Uh... wait, this little thing should be lifeless, right? If it is alive, then wouldn't it be... umm! Anyway, let's identify it first!"

I was in a mess and used the identification technique on Miss Pumpkin Pie.

"Welcome back my master, do you want to take a bath first, or eat first, or eat me first?"

While coming to the conclusion of the identification, Miss Pumpkin Pie repeated the dialogue and actions just now.

[Miss Pumpkin Pie: Anthropomorphic food, the appearance of the food will change according to the appearance of the creator. This is a dessert that looks like a girl on the outside, but is pumpkin pie on the inside. How to eat: twist off the head and bite it. Satiety +20, MP +100, magic attack power permanently +20 (single-time only effect). Creator: Uru-Lannon. ]

Watching this ironic description of the props, the corner of my left eye twitched unnaturally, and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms that I had been suppressing for a long time immediately came down like a wild horse on the top of the little puppet's head. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, a slender jade hand intervened like a ghost, and rescued the little puppet lady in a flash.

Bai Ye played with Miss Pumpkin in his palm while pretending to be polite and said with a joking smile: "Oh my, I never thought that you, Uru, would want to destroy a flower with your own hands! Women really have the most vicious hearts──"

"Isn't it just a pumpkin pie? It should be a flat piece, why make it into a three-dimensional human shape?" I said angrily.

"You want to eat something so cute? Are you cold-blooded, Uru?" Bai Ye said, poking Miss Pumpkin Pie's cheek.

"I don't want to be told that by a necromancer! Give it to me now, please let me finish it in one go!"

"No, no, no, the good things I made must be shared with others~~"

Bai Ye smiled mysteriously, suddenly stood up, and ran out of the door like a breeze.

I stood there and blinked. It took me a few seconds to react and I screamed in my heart that something was wrong!

"Fuck! That damn old woman Bai Ye! Why did she suddenly become so childish?"

Thinking of Bai Ye's weird expression when she left just now, I could more or less guess her intention. It was nothing more than taking my doll and giving a tour performance to all the people downstairs and upstairs, letting them watch the fake doll use my appearance to perform those embarrassing scenes. What's even more damning is that I don't know if the clothes on that doll are removable...

Even though it feels childish, I still have to get that doll back!

"Stand still, Bai Ye!"

I rushed out of the door in a hurry, but Bai Ye had already disappeared. It was really too much.

"Calm down! Think about where that witch might go!"

"By the way, she will definitely be the first one to run to her!"

My thoughts were turning rapidly, and my feet, which rarely moved, were moving alternately and vigorously. Facing passers-by who were looking at me sideways, I rushed to the president's office. As expected, the damn Bai Ye was really using my Miss Pumpkin Pie to try to sell it to the confused Meng'er with a wink.

"Well, idiot Ehard, I heard that you seem to have developed a habit of eating people recently. This is an edible doll we made especially for you. It's called Miss Lannong No. 1. It's filled with pumpkin stuffing. In order to make it look more like a human, it also comes with an epoch-making voice function! If you don't believe me, listen──"

"Welcome back my master, do you want to take a bath first, or eat first, or eat me first?"

Seeing this chaotic scene, I immediately rushed to Miss Pumpkin Pie on the table and shouted, "Hey! Give my things back to me! This is something I made, Bai Ye, you are not allowed to play with it!"

Unfortunately, I, a weakling in combat, am not as quick-witted as Bai Ye. Just a second before I was about to touch Miss Pumpkin Pie, the damned necromancer grabbed it again in his hand, turned around and ran away with a silver bell-like smile: "It's true that you made this thing, but the materials are all provided by me, so at least half of this thing is mine!"

Without waiting for me to argue for the custody of the child, Bai Ye disappeared again. I had no choice but to leave the president dumbfounded and rush to the first floor to avoid the worst possible situation.

But things went against her wishes, and Miss Pumpkin Pie was eventually sent to Gu Shan by Bai Ye.

When I went to the kitchen lounge, Gu Shan, the bastard, was already taking off Miss Pumpkin Pie's top with Bai Ye.

"You two perverts, stop it now!" I shouted in shame and anger.

"What? Xiaolan, haven't we already seen your body with our own eyes? Why are you still shy?"

Seeing me coming, Gu Shan smiled slyly and shamelessly lifted up Miss Pumpkin Pie's skirt.

The aqua blue material under the Gothic Lolita skirt was also the color I changed after taking a shower this morning.

"Damn it! Don't you already have sister Annie? Why are you so rude to me? Be careful or your house will catch fire!"

"Hehe, our Annie is not that petty!"

"That's right. For someone like you with a flat chest and no figure, there's basically nothing to be suspicious about."

"Damn it! I just took a look at his panties, is it necessary to make such a personal attack?! You monster!"

The Gushan loli, who was hit in the sore spot, complained loudly while protecting the flat plate that could not be called a chest at all. I took advantage of this rare opportunity and quickly reached out to take back Miss Pumpkin Pie on the table. But at this moment, another nosy bastard came. I saw the gay Stallone, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, and grabbed Miss Pumpkin Pie's head and lifted it up.

"What is this? Pumpkin pie? Something edible?"

With a chef's soul, he sent a professional and sophisticated gaze towards my little doll.

Even though I knew that Stallone was a gay and that it wasn't me who was caught and examined, the whole thing still made me feel so ashamed that I screamed at the top of my lungs, "Strom, you'll have to hand over the hostages right now, or I'll spend the whole next week helping you in the kitchen, carrying plates, cups, and everything else!"

Hearing my threat, Stallone was so frightened that he almost dropped his cigarette and threw Miss Pumpkin Pie into the air.

"Welcome back my master, do you want to take a bath first, or eat first, or eat me first?"

In mid-air, Miss Pumpkin Pie greeted me with a beautiful, clear, pleasant voice.

"I must get it back this time!"

I made up my mind and reached out to shake Miss Pumpkin Pie's hand.

oh……

Accidentally, Miss Pumpkin Pie jumped playfully in the palm of my hand, then performed a two and a half somersaults inward in mid-air, and finally landed vertically on the table.

With a click.

A cruel thing happened...

Broken!!!

My head...

Do not……

Miss Pumpkin Pie's head left her body with a smile on her face!

Looking at this bizarre scene, every hair on my body stood up nervously.

At this moment, Miss Korolo, who had just washed her hands, came over.

"Huh? What are you looking at? Why are you so quiet?" the transvestite asked suspiciously.

"Look, Little One and Miss Bai Ye made a human-shaped pumpkin pie." The transvestite's husband replied indifferently.

“Pumpkin pie?”

But Miss Luo Luo tilted her head as she looked at the corpse on the table, then reached out and picked up the head of the deceased. She checked it over and over again, analyzing it and saying, "It is indeed pumpkin pie! If you hadn't told me, I would have thought it was a master-level paper clay doll. Hmm! It smells pretty good! Can I try it──"

Miss Luo Luo politely asked for a food tasting, but before I could formally respond, she had already put my head into her mouth and started chewing it. In this quiet atmosphere, the sizzling sound of her saliva was deeply imprinted in my heart, and my heart full of confusion was elevated to the height and depth of the mysteries of the universe.

"The lower body...if anyone likes it, take it..."

After sighing a few times, the look in my eyes when I looked at Miss Pumpkin Pie had become the most indifferent.

After a while, Gu Shan raised his hand cautiously and whispered, "Then - I want breasts."

Stallone said honestly: "Please give me a left hand and a left foot. I want to see if there is any difference between the two."

Finally, Bai Ye said with a grin, "As expected, so-called food, no matter how cute it looks, still has to be eaten in the end! So, I'll take care of the rest, right? Wow, is this the taste of Stone House's top lolita poster girl? Mm, it's a strong and pure pumpkin flavor~~"

already……

In no mood……

And these...

A cold-blooded bastard became friends...

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that the materials for making these pumpkin pies are Bai Ye's nails."

"Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!" "My nails smell really good!" "Ugh—"

……

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58. Imperial Studies (Xiao Lan)

(Ulu-Lannon)

Because of Bai Ye's interference, I finally didn't manage to prepare desserts for my juniors before noon. As a result, I just went to the bakery on the next street to buy some delicious cakes, biscuits and the like during afternoon tea time after lunch, and then shamelessly pretended to be one-third of the boss to deliver comfort gifts to the signboard ladies.

I originally thought that these insincere, non-handmade snacks would not be able to effectively please my juniors, but the actual situation was completely the opposite of my expectations. In the eyes of those guys, I was not a senior or a boss at all, but the cute character Ulu-chan printed on the sign language textbook...

"Uru-chan, let us touch you, and we will cheer up!"

"Uru-chan's dessert, hah, hah, what is this... this... supposed to be a prop?"

"Hey! You guys! How can you be so infatuated with me?! I'm sorry to embarrass you, Ms. Lan Nong, um...excuse me, can you please sign an autograph for me? And can we take a photo together?"

Not to mention improving our relationship, in just thirty minutes of contact, I have clearly witnessed the gap between me and many of the poster girls. To them, I seem to be a rare creature that should be locked up in a zoo or a TV box. Generally speaking, this is a very disturbing state that I can only adapt to slowly.

"You've become quite popular, Xiaolan."

At the bar table, the red-haired half-elf said happily, "Here, this is the new wine I developed, called Sleep Fragrance. The alcohol content is very low, and it is a sweet wine that even children can drink happily──"

Without thinking too much, I drank half a cup of the sweet wine in front of me, turned around and complained to the culprit sitting next to me: "It's all your fault! Senior Berlane, why did you draw me so cute! Why do I have so many scenes in the movie! Can't you draw more of yourself? It's obvious that you and Annie are the real beauties!"

In order to escape from reality, I simply went against my conscience and said things that were completely inconsistent with my charm.

Then, she was immediately corrected by the good aesthetic sense of Berlani: "I just simply drew the cutest thing nearby. The conclusion is that you, Xiaolan, are cuter than any of us."

Annie said with a smile: "Oh my, Xiaolan, you are the cutest. All the sisters are defeated by you!"

I could only remain speechless: "Can't you act a little more unhappy? Aren't girls supposed to hate things that are prettier than themselves? Hey, come and be jealous of my beauty! You ugly girls!"

But my provocation had the exact opposite effect.

"It's really cute──" Annie said with a smile.

"Well, a new topic." Brannie started writing.

"Meow~~" The dozing Augustus twisted his body.

Seeing the two vicious seniors behaving like this, I, as a junior, can only sigh. As the saying goes, a tall tree attracts the wind. For a small person like me who doesn't have much desire, fame is more of a trouble than a benefit to me. But on the other hand, I really cannot refuse people's enthusiasm to like me. After all, liking beautiful things is one of human's natural instincts.

Forget it, forget it, I'd better not think too much about it.

Putting all my worries on the wine table with the weight of my head, I looked at Blanny's graceful writing movements and asked weakly, "Blanny, what have you been writing from now on? Letters?"

Anne put the polished wine glass under the light to examine it, and said with a smile: "It's a novel!"

I immediately changed my tone to one of admiration and exclaimed, "Oh - if it's Berlane, she can definitely write a classic novel that will be remembered forever! What kind of novel is it? A chivalric novel? A detective novel? Or a campus romance novel?"

Berlane paused her pen, looked up and replied, "Palace novel."

I played with the ribbon decoration on my chest and asked, "Palace novel? What kind of novel is that?"

Berlane said calmly, "Specifically, it's the story of a king and his hundred concubines."

It's totally unimaginable that Berlane would create a novel of this type.

I originally thought it was a fresher and sweeter youth novel...

I gritted my teeth and praised: "What an outstanding subject!"

Berlane nodded in agreement. "Yes, it is indeed an interesting subject."

At the end of her words, the literary girl handed me a thick stack of papers and said, "Give me your thoughts after reading it."

"Eh?"

I couldn't help but scream.

To be honest, I'm not really interested in harem novels.

"Don't want to?" asked Branny.