Guild Boss's Ambition

"Thank you."

I didn't know how to respond to her compliment.

She glanced at me, her eyes, no longer youthful, shining with wisdom, followed by a faint smile. She held my right hand, which was painting, and warmed me with the palm that had been hidden in the felt.

"Can you give me an old lady a ticket next time?"

“……” I looked at her puzzledly.

She understood my confusion: "There are some things that recording crystals cannot capture."

Recording things that crystal can’t capture?

An idea flashed through my mind.

I immediately agreed to the old woman's request.

"I have next Saturday off."

"Then I'll prepare some refreshments for the little girl. What do little girls like to eat nowadays?"

When she heard that I agreed, the old lady immediately smiled happily. It was not a polite smile, but a smile that really showed her anticipation for my visit. Her smile was both enthusiastic and had a lingering hint of loneliness.

Yes, the cat that accompanied her is gone.

I heard that her husband has passed away long ago.

Since she wanted to make something for me, I just ate it.

"The tomato, cucumber and tuna sandwich is my favorite."

"Do you like jasmine tea?"

"Ah."

"Is there anything else?"

Her eyes seemed to want me to stay and have a good chat with her for a while.

But my family was waiting for me in the stone house, so I could only shake my head coldly.

"It's getting late. I should go home. I'll give you my sweater back."

She took the sweater I handed her and her smile became bitter.

"See you on Saturday," I said in my most determined tone.

Hearing this, she blinked several times, then nodded to me gently. She must have been very beautiful when she was young.

"Well, it's agreed." She said.

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14. Positioning for job search (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

July 15th, early morning.

The third floor of the stone house is as quiet as ever.

Even with a group of relatively reliable cooks, there are still not many registered adventurers.

Today, Hai Lao is still studying his reference books painstakingly, and I am sitting next to him shamelessly. Even though he once used dozens of earth spears to scare me, I still sat next to him steadily and no one could drive me away.

Because I had a lot of free time, I unconsciously started thinking about life.

"Ebi! Ebi! What kind of job is a poster girl?"

"Don't bother me, I'm doing great research."

He waved me away like a fly.

I threatened, "I'll tell Sister Meng'er and the others that you bullied me!"

However, if the same trick is used too many times, it will be discovered sooner or later.

The old man sneered and raised his eyebrows confidently: "Go ahead, go ahead. My credit rating has been quite high recently. I am beginning to be successful in my work and life. If there is no substantial evidence, Berlani will not believe you easily."

"You old thief, you deserve to die."

I cursed in my heart, rolled my eyes, and remembered another thing: "Hey, Hai Lao, don't forget that one of your photo albums features a certain noble and beautiful stunning beauty. Aren't you afraid that I will expose this to others?"

Secretly keeping beautiful photos of someone else's mother is something that really makes people think a lot.

"Without any evidence, what rights do you have to sue me?" Hai Lao disagreed.

I smiled triumphantly, put my hands on my hips, and stood up with an imposing manner: "Who said I don't have evidence? The photo album is in my hands now!"

Hai Lao looked at me with a teasing look: "Do you remember where our last meeting was? At that time, I had already retrieved my lost property. Don't you think you still need to improve your grasp of intelligence, little girl──"

Holy shit! I was wondering why the meeting place that day was in my room. It turned out that this old thief was responsible!

If a hard attack fails, the only option is soft persuasion.

I am ready for a long battle.

"I don't care! Hai Lao, please chat with me quickly, I'm so bored──" I slammed the table savagely.

"..." Hai Lao lowered his head and found the 362nd issue of the Poster Girls Collection.

Seeing this, I gritted my teeth in hatred and reached out to snatch his photo album: "You old bastard, isn't there a real cute poster girl sitting next to you? You went to look at the photo book instead of the real person, are you blind?"

Hai Lao sighed unhappily and gave him a disdainful look: "Although you, little devil, are somewhat pretty, you are still a long way from being a professional poster girl. What's more important is that I don't like children whose hair hasn't even grown yet."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to take back the Collection of Flowers.

Being alert, I naturally didn't let him snatch the photo back easily.

I withdrew my hand, pointed at the cover of Qunfangji, and complained loudly, "You said you don't like children, but why did you keep staring at these two little girls wearing open-chested tops? Isn't this just trying to cover up your own mistakes?"

Upon hearing this, Hai Lao immediately revealed an extremely obscene smile.

"Tatamu and Ximena are dwarves, and they are old enough to be your mothers."

"..."

I looked at the two legal lolita girls who looked only nine years old on the cover and fell into deep silence.

"This world is a lolita paradise! It's so evil!"

──

While I was distracted, Hai Lao also used the magician's hand to snatch back his photo album.

I lay on the table in a depressed mood and asked, "Emi, Mimi, what do you think being a poster girl is like? Since the end of Morning Star's promotional activities, I find that I seem to be getting further and further away from the position of a poster girl..."

"Um?"

"etc!"

"Why am I so obsessed with the setting of poster girl?"

"I am a real man!"

I was pleasantly surprised to find my own progress. It’s a good thing that I can’t be a poster girl!

But Hai Lao immediately slammed me down: "Out of position? The job of a guildmaid has never had a strict position. In addition to serving dishes and guiding guests, the job scope of a guildmaid is very flexible. If you have to give a definition, a guildmaid is a female employee who serves adventurers. Even the gull-winged person next door who never pours tea or water for guests at the Tree of Life can be called a guildmaid."

I crossed my arms, thought about it carefully, and then retorted dissatisfiedly: "No, no, no, Hai Lao, your broad statement is really not funny. I think the three words "banner girl" must contain other greater meanings!"

All in all, if someone is as smart as me, his career path would definitely not be a poster girl.

My ambition is to be a CEO! A Chief Executive Officer! A national leader who serves the people!

As for the poster girl?

Humph! Isn't the pattern too small?

"You mean the great meaning?"

Hai Lao licked his fingers, turned the page, looked at a beautiful cat girl and said, "Isn't it enough to be cute to be a poster girl? As long as you are beautiful and have a good figure, you will naturally attract customers."

cute?

Good looking?

good body shape?

Don’t the above three points have anything to do with me?

Hmm! The poster girl is just an empty title for me, and it has no real meaning.

I gradually found a glimmer of hope, but Hai Lao suddenly cursed.

"Fuck! Damn it!"

What the hell?

I moved closer to Ebi curiously and looked at the page he was currently staring at.

"Fuck, this is fucking weird!"

As soon as I saw the poster girl on the Qunfangji, I couldn't help but swear. It wasn't because of anything, but because the poster girl who was photographed silly and cute was me. There was a three-paragraph title written in cute font on it:

[Morning Star Rising from the Darkness──Miss Lan Nong]

[A cute little girl who is both smart and stupid, sets hundreds of unsolvable problems in the bar for seven nights! 】

[Experts point out that this little girl's computing ability is comparable to that of a magician]

Newcomer poster girl: Ulu Lannong

Age: 12 years old

Birthday: May 10

Attribute: Smart, silly and cute loli

Special skills: Mathematical calculations, breaking plates and cups

Everyone's impression:

"Although he looks silly on weekdays, he is indeed a very reliable senior." - A certain poster girl of Stone House.

"This loli can't drink, so please don't force her to drink." - A female half-elf.

"Based on my observation, you can try to capture her with red bean buns (laughs)" - a transvestite lady.

"This little blue thing is mine. If anyone dares to touch her, I will turn him into a corpse, and then reward her with a corpse explosion." - A certain necromancer.

What follows is a lengthy character introduction of 5,000 to 6,000 words, with rich content. Whether it’s my amnesia in the Coiling Dragon Forest, or my frequent stupid mistakes in the boys’ restroom, this crappy character column has it all, without a doubt…

"Sister Meng'er and the others collectively betrayed me!" I pointed at the photo book and shouted in grief and indignation.

At this time, Hai Lao also shared my hatred for the enemy: "I didn't expect that after decades of following Qunfang Ji, the editors would miss this day. No matter how you look at it, you are just a useless loli who idles around all day. How can you occupy such a large two-page layout by yourself? Speaking of our newcomer in the Stone House, Annie's breasts are obviously very nice!"

"That obscene amount of breasts is perfect for a swimsuit photo shoot!"

Ebi couldn't accept the fact at all, and I couldn't accept that I had become a recognized poster girl.

"Besides, although Berlani is a bit violent, she is the best choice in terms of appearance, figure and temperament. Compared to you, a defective product with no butt and no breasts, she is the real pearl covered in dust!"

"That's right! That's right! It's not my turn anyway!"

"There must be some misunderstanding here..." Hai Lao looked at Qun Fen Ji calmly.

“Maybe you bought a fake product…” I stared at my photo calmly.

It's rare that we have such a tacit understanding on the same thing.

He lit up the fireball and I tore off the two pages.

"This world full of lolicon is so scary!"

We cleansed the world.

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15. Lunch break (Gushan)