Guild Boss's Ambition

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27. Upgraded! Upgraded! (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

On the third floor of the stone house, Lian'er and I were staring at each other beside Hai Lao.

"Do you know you are wrong? Do you know where you went wrong?"

“Ah Ming~ Ah Wu~”

"Why didn't you come back so late? Don't you want to eat lunch?"

“Ah ...

"You want to have lunch and you want us to come find you?"

As an explanation, she held Augustus up in front of me.

As soon as he saw me, Augustus flew to my face and then climbed on my head.

[Mysterious Affinity: Neutral natural creatures all have a +1 initial favorability towards you and will not actively attack you.]

This passive skill I got in the Panlong Forest has always caused me to suffer from the troubles of animals.

I still remember one time when I woke up, I found a whole row of white pigeons peeping at the window -

In the end, they didn't bring me any joy, but only left a pile of bird droppings.

I also remember one time when I took a nap on the grass in the backyard, and when I woke up, I was surrounded by liquid slimes.

Hmm──It's that kind of evil monster that corrodes people's clothes.

Animals' closeness is often lethal.

Of course, as a guardian, I can also be very lethal to girls who come home late.

"Who told you to bring Augustus with you to school at the bell tower?"

I looked at Lian'er, who looked a little aggrieved, and scolded her mercilessly: "You played with him all day yesterday, didn't you have enough? Besides, Augustus is Uncle Sauna's pet, and you take him around all day long. If he gets lost by accident, I really don't know where to find another black cat to compensate him. You are not allowed to take Augustus out without permission, understand?"

“Ah ...

Lian'er jumped on the spot in disagreement, her voice sounding a little aggrieved.

At this time, Hai Lao on the side interrupted and said, "Actually, I don't think Augustus was brought out by Lian'er. This cat is just like that dog. They are both very smart and clever. Our stone house is so small that there is no way we can trap these two great gods."

When Lian'er heard Hai Lao speaking up for her, she trotted over and kissed him on the face.

The old man's face suddenly turned red.

"You little bitch! Can you please stop messing around? Your face is covered with saliva!" the old man raised his hand and cursed.

“Ahh—”

Even Lian'er could see through this tsundere pretended anger.

What a lovely old man.

However, he seems to favor Lian'er more than me...

I have never seen him scold Lian'er...

It makes me a little jealous.

I tapped Lian'er's forehead gently and decided to let her go: "Okay, since someone has spoken for you, I will trust you this time, but remember to come back on time next time. If you see Augustus strolling outside, don't pay special attention to him. He is a smart cat and will know the way back to the stone house."

Then our Mr. Hai Lao had another opinion.

"But unlike that stupid dog Bai Ye, Augustus's situation is really worrying. For some reason, these days, when people are stressed in life, they don't drink, gamble, or look for women, but choose to find trouble with cats, dogs, snakes, insects, rats and ants. If you don't want any accidents to happen, you'd better ask that damn old witch to help him get one or two amulets."

This time, I couldn't help but tease him: "Oh, I didn't expect that our Hai Lao, who only likes to look at women all day long, is also a cat lover. How about it, when you dream at night, have you ever imagined that when you wake up, there is a cute cat girl lying next to your pillow?"

The old man said nothing, but threw a copy of Adventurer's Encyclopedia at my head, which startled Augustus so much that he jumped onto the table.

Sigh──

It hurts!

I didn't have any points to increase my agility, so I used my face to perfectly catch the portable encyclopedia, and my nose turned red in pain.

“Ahh—”

The little girl Lian'er clapped her hands and laughed softly beside her.

Feeling unhappy, I threw the small encyclopedia towards Lian'er.

There was a snap.

She caught the small encyclopedia easily.

ORZ kneel down.

Unfairness

This situation is unfair.

I am a girl with my own system, so I should be the protagonist.

Even if I was born with talent, my use is still too limited.

I feel like I haven't been doing well lately.

No, it’s not that there is no performance, but that everything that should be performed is done in silence.

For example, the master-apprentice system that Sister Meng'er asked me to develop has already completed the preliminary preparations. Now we are just waiting for the right time. Once the number of gold-level adventurers rises to a certain level, our master-apprentice system can be officially launched.

"Yes! It's decided!"

"What the hell are crystal coins? I won't save them anymore!"

I would often be given one or two crystal coins for logging in every day. Over the past few months, I have slowly saved up 750 crystal coins. I had originally set my sights on the character reset scroll in the mall that cost to see if it could solve the problem of the magic weapon insulator. However, at this rate, I would have to wait at least ten years before I could buy that crappy thing...

"It is better to grasp the visible benefits first."

"Never believe that you are the protagonist and will encounter some adventure that can quickly earn crystal coins!"

After making up my mind, I accompanied Lian'er to have lunch today, then sent her to Sister Annie's place, and then went back to my room on the second floor, locked the door, and concentrated on studying the game mall that had not appeared for a long time.

The baptism of time seems to have no effect on our mall. The items in the mall are still extremely expensive. The cheapest red potion for novices costs 899 gold coins per set, and fireworks for celebrations are sold for .

And with the 750 crystal coins in my hand, I naturally can't buy anything good.

There are only a few projects worth considering.

700. Two mysterious pet eggs ( crystal coins)

750. Two mysterious life skill scrolls ( crystal coins)

699. Two bottles of mysterious good quality potion ( crystal coins)

Somehow, all the products in the mall with the prefix "Mysterious" are very cheap. My intuition tells me that it is a huge pit. However, when I saw the adjective "Mysterious", my curiosity became itchy, and the gambler mentality hidden deep in my heart was completely aroused. Without hesitating for too long, I quickly bought one of the items.

First of all, I didn't buy that suspicious pet egg. If it was two months ago, I might have bought it to see if I could hatch a giant dragon to play with. But now that I already have Lian'er, taking care of a human girl is enough to exhaust me. If some cub with difficult living conditions pops out, wouldn't that be asking for trouble?

Considering how crappy the system is, it wouldn't be surprising if it gave me a deep-sea fish.

The scene of the eyeballs bulging out and dying due to the wrong air pressure once exposed to the air is so beautiful...

Next, I didn't buy the good potion, even though it had a weird marketing advertisement that said it could turn players into spider shrimps or ultra eels. But considering the system lady's kindness and honesty, I wisely suppressed my budding desire to commit suicide and looked at the only option left - [Mysterious Life Skill Scroll]

[Mysterious Life Skill Scroll]: Contains sixty-seven life skills. After using the product, the player will randomly obtain one of the life skills. Speculation is risky, so please read the public instruction manual carefully before purchasing.

I asked the system, "Um, where is the pre-sale instruction manual?"

Miss System: No such file found.

"..."

Good, that's why I rely on myself more than this game system.

Forget it, there is nothing to complain about. Everything the system gives me is free anyway.

Free is good.

I pressed the buy button without hesitation, and then two more scrolls appeared in the item column.

Without thinking too much, I took out one of the scrolls, opened it, found a pen, and signed on it.

System: The player uses the [Mysterious Life Skill Scroll] to obtain a copy of the Basic Alchemy and Skill Manual.

Primary Fairy Alchemy: A life skill that creates new things by adding various things together. For detailed usage tips and methods, please refer to the Fairy Alchemy Manual. Note! The items synthesized by this life skill have a certain probability of mutation, so please be careful before using it. Minors should use this skill under the guidance of their guardians.

If you ignore the last warning, this is still a good life skill.

For safety reasons, next time I want to use this skill, I will probably go to Bai Ye's room.

If you accidentally refine a Dia Pineapple, at least there will be someone to take the blame.

"Well, let's not think of the worst first. Let's take a look at the manual, shall we?"

I took out the instruction manual from the prop column, opened one of the pages and found that it was full of synthesis formulas.

For example: weeds + weeds = useless weed pile.

Another example: stone + stone = weeds.

Another example: Holy Grail + Spear of Longinus = weeds.

"Wow, this skill is totally useless!"

After reading three lines at a glance, I threw the instruction manual in anger!

After a while, I picked it up again in a depressed mood and continued reading.

In fact, some formulas are quite useful.

For example: Linen plus linen = linen cloak

Another example: stone + stone = iron ore

These are useful formulas.

"etc……"

"Didn't you just say that rocks plus rocks equal weeds?"

"Or will the same ingredients randomly produce different results in this alchemy?"

With doubt in my mind, I flipped through a few pages and my eyes were quickly caught by a synthetic formula.

Holy Grail + Spear of Longinus + Weed = Dia Pineapple

"..."

I'm sure if I don't read the instructions carefully, I will be killed by it.

Rather than an instruction manual, it looks more like some idiot's rote memo.

I can totally imagine the doomsday scene when Dia Pineapple is accidentally summoned.

"In short, when you use this skill, you must find Bai Ye!"

"Otherwise, at least get Shanghai Lao or Xuan Xun involved!"

After putting the instruction manual away carefully, I took out the second [Mysterious Life Skill Scroll] from the item list.

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28. Upgraded! Upgraded again! (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

System: The player uses the [Mysterious Life Skill Scroll] to obtain the gathering technique of the fairy Kira☆.

Fairy Kira☆'s Gathering Technique: The most powerful gathering technique on earth. It does not require leveling up by killing monsters or practicing hard. All resources can be collected as long as there is physical contact for 10 seconds. However, because the inventor of this skill, Kira☆, is a stingy fairy lady, this skill has a one-in-four chance of taking the player's collection as her copyright fee. (This skill is ineffective against living animals)

How should I put it...

This skill is surprisingly reliable...

The fact that Dia Pineapple was not summoned accidentally is touching enough...