Guild Boss's Ambition

Just imagine that wonderful scene...

System: You used the gathering technique on the Swift Rabbit!

System: Collection successful, summon Dia Pineapple!

"That kind of super expansion is totally unacceptable!"

After being teased by Miss System for the past few months, I have clearly understood that the so-called fairies are a group of idiots who are good at courting death. If there is a red button with "Don't press" written on it placed in front of them, they will definitely press it in the next second.

The story of summoning Dia Pineapple in the alchemy manual is very likely a true story.

Lately, I've been worried that I might end up like them.

Curiosity and the desire to die seem to be growing stronger and stronger.

I don't know when I started to want to carry out the prank of hiding Sister Meng'er's private money. I also often wonder how I would be treated if I told Bai Ye about my life story, or if I secretly took photos of Kololo's daily life and sold them to the gentlemen in the neighborhood, and then looked back to see what kind of brilliant expression a certain red-haired uncle would have on his face──

Just thinking about it makes me feel like asking for death.

I really want to die.

It would be fun to do this, to do that.

Hmm, let me think about it.

Is there any place where I can experiment with harvesting techniques?

Bai Ye should have a lot of samples for me to experiment with, right?

It seems like she has a lot of flowers and plants in her room...

But Laftan said that Bai Ye had just gone to Sakura Street...

However, I have a set of keys for all the dormitories in my space ring...

The clues gradually became clear...

I shall inherit the great tradition of the goblin clan and go seek death.

I took out the key to Bai Ye's room with a clang and trotted to the door of Room 444.

Unlock, push the door, go in, close the door.

The entire infiltration operation was completed in one go, I give myself 100 points.

Well, actually there is no need to sneak in or not, Bai Ye originally let me come and go as I please.

At this time, there was neither person nor dog in the necromancer's room.

Even if I looted the place, it probably wouldn't stop me.

But what is there to steal in the lair of a necromancer?

"No, in every sense, Bai Ye's lair seems to be an RPG scene with a treasure chest hidden in it."

"It wouldn't be surprising to find the Holy Grail, the Spear of Longinus, or something like that under her bed."

"Just add a bunch of weeds and you have a beautiful Dia pineapple."

I walked around the room and then looked under Bai Ye's hiding place.

Wow!

I was so shocked that I fell headfirst.

There was nothing inside, just a row of dolls with big eyes.

I was sweating coldly as I lowered the curtains of the big bed.

A black hole suddenly appeared in my mind.

"If you take all the dolls and a bunch of weeds and use alchemy on them, what will come out?"

"This is an equation that's not even written in the manual!"

"No, it's better not to try it. It always feels like a high-level death."

With the last bit of caution as a human being, I left Bai Ye's bedside and walked to her balcony.

Her balcony is full of various beautiful plants. Outsiders don’t know this, but just looking at the surface of the house, they might think she is a nature-loving girl rather than a necromancer who collects ghost dolls under her bed.

I looked around her balcony, trying to guess which flowers and plants were ready to be harvested.

"But it's winter now, what can we harvest..."

"Eh? Really?"

In a corner of the balcony that is not exposed to the midday sun, there is a half-meter-tall plant with bright red flowers and abundant fruits. I walked over curiously and stretched out my hand -

Suddenly, the plant moved!

Its red flowers opened their mouths like a poisonous snake and bit towards my outstretched hand!

“Ahh, I’m going to be bitten.”

I frowned, prepared for the pain that was coming.

But there was no pain.

At the moment when I was about to bite it, the red flower rubbed my little finger gently like a cat.

The effect of [Mysterious Affinity] helped me once again.

"Uru, you are indeed the darling of the natural world. You are so cute that even the most ferocious carnivorous plants in my house can't bear to hurt you. I have searched all the books but can't find any records about your origins and races. But what do you want to do by sneaking into my room, a non-human cute creature? Do you want my panties?"

A familiar voice sounded behind me, and even without turning around, I knew she was Bai Ye.

It turns out that she had been spying on me.

I opened my mouth slightly and wanted to speak, but the system lady's prompt sound silenced my voice.

Miss System: Collection was successful, and a Red Poison Flower Temptation Fruit was obtained.

Like magic, the fruit of the plant in front of me suddenly disappeared!

Seeing this, Bai Ye squatted down with a cat-like smile: "Well, kid, be frank and honest. Is this fruit of mine the masterpiece of Uru? In addition to the Eye of Truth, do you have other special abilities?"

Looking at the curious Bai Ye, I swallowed my saliva with a guilty conscience.

It would be easier to confess at this time.

"I have a gathering technique that can collect various items, and I also know some unconventional alchemy techniques."

"uh-huh?"

Bai Ye looked at me twice, smiled faintly, but didn't ask any further questions.

She just said gently: "Alchemy? It doesn't sound like a safe thing. When you are studying it, please try to come to my room. If there is an explosion, at least there will be someone to take care of you."

"That's what I was planning to do."

"Then I feel relieved."

She smiled lightly, stretched out her hand to the red flower plant, checked it, and sighed: "Alas, Uru, you are unexpectedly naughty sometimes. All the nutrients of this striptease are stored in its fruit. If it is missing, it may not be able to survive this harsh winter."

Recalling how close Honghua had been to me just now, I immediately felt a surge of guilt.

I picked up the fruit from the item column and handed it to Bai Ye. Holding on to a glimmer of hope, I asked, "The fruit is here. Bai Ye, can you reject it? This shouldn't be a difficult thing for you, right?"

Bai Ye took the fruit, turned over the soil under the stripper, and stuffed the fruit down.

I suddenly understood the meaning of her action.

She said calmly: "Although I am omnipotent, I am not omnipotent."

Finally, she patted my head and told me, "Tomorrow I will go out of the city with Raftan to do some tasks. Don't come to my room during the days I'm away. I won't be able to use the portal to return to the room immediately after leaving the city. I will use magic to seal the entrance to the room. If you can't open the door, don't accuse me of hiding in there and summoning demons."

After hearing what she said, I couldn't help but wonder: "What! You and Raftan are on a mission together?!"

"Yes! What's wrong?" she asked me calmly.

Is it really possible for a paladin and a necromancer to be together?

No, it's worrying in every sense of the word.

I changed my mind and made a decision: "If that's the case, then I will also go on the mission with Bai Ye and Raftan."

She saw through my thoughts and said slowly, "Don't worry, I won't fight with her. If Hai Lao and Ehad don't say something to her, she won't come to me to kill evil spirits for no reason. Besides, a hurricane rabbit can kick you to death with your small body. What's the special meaning of you following us out?"

I tried to find an excuse: "Alchemy! Collection!"

Bai Ye, however, was keeping a tight rein on this: "What materials do you want? I'll bring the body back so you can collect them slowly."

I thought hard and came up with a second reason: "I want to be a task appraiser, but Hai Lao said that I must accumulate on-the-spot combat experience. And you know that with my skills, I can only duel with liquid slime at best. If you don't let me go out with you, I will never understand what combat is like."

This time, Bai Ye was surprisingly straightforward: "Well, the reason is sufficient, then follow me tomorrow."

"Didn't you describe the situation as very dangerous? Why did you agree so quickly?"

"It's dangerous? Did I say it's dangerous?"

Bai Ye pretended to blink innocently, and was so confident that people wanted to attack her in groups: "They are just a few hundred stupid dogs. If I spread an infectious disease, wouldn't they all die? And if we can't beat them, the most we can do is run away. I'm not that useless fool like Ehard. Who can hurt you in front of me?"

I couldn't help but frown at her next words: "Bai Ye! Don't talk about Sister Meng'er like that, okay? She has worked very hard and done very well!"

Bai Ye said lazily: "Okay, okay, I won't say bad things about her, but she is unwilling to accept my help now. If her ability does not improve unexpectedly, once the war breaks out, she may not be able to survive the slaughter of the high elves on the battlefield. Uru, maybe you should think of a way for your old lover~~"

"What kind of old lover is that? You and her are the old lovers!"

I retorted, and secretly made up my mind.

I know about the wrath of nature.

I only just learned now that Sister Meng'er was going to the battlefield after the war broke out.

If that were the case...

I'm afraid I'll have to put the "President's Strengthening Plan" on the agenda as soon as possible.

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29. No time to explain! Get in the car! (Raftan)

(Raftan-Fritze)

I am sure of it.

There is a magic in the world that can make everyone happy.

It's not mysterious.

It's just called "love".

The happy dream is long and peaceful, with the scent of cotton candy, decorated with flowers, blue sky and white clouds, and those familiar faces that exist or not will float in the clouds. There, I am not aware of the boundary between life and death, and I just have a dinner with them and them in the singing of forest birds, spinning out the dance, joy and destiny of the nobility...

fate?

I opened my eyes.

Above was an unfamiliar ceiling painted beige.

"How old are you? Why are you still dreaming like that little girl?"

I laughed to myself quietly, got up with a smile on my face, and cleared my eyes.

As usual, Sophie got up earlier than me.

Even though they sleep next to each other every night, the sisters can never find time to have a good conversation.

I feel a little lonely──

I stretched, put my bra on, and started my brain working.

Yes, today I made an appointment with Miss Bai Ye to go on a mission. The meeting place is in front of the stone house, and the time is 10 o'clock in the morning.

I looked at the big clock in the room.

"Well, is it nine o'clock already?"

Since this is the first time we are working together, it would be best not to keep the other party waiting for too long. Also, although Miss Bai Ye looks smiling, she might be an obsessive-compulsive patient who is obsessed with time.

"Should I wear armor? No, it's better not to wear it, otherwise I'll tire myself out later."

I put the repaired armor and shield into the space ring, put on light cloth armor and traveler's clothes, and then carefully washed and tidied up my appearance. Only then did I, the paladin, get rid of the laziness and show a little bit of the heroic spirit I should have.