I will never give in to Miss Death

【Noer's Shower Gel】

[My and Nuoer's body lotion]

[My and Noelle's toner]

So while I was not at home in the morning, Yin Xiamo not only learned how to make dumplings online, but also finished her housework?

With mixed feelings, I returned to my bedroom and took out my phone.

[That's too much! Nuoer, can you really bear to watch a cute girl like me starve? ]

[I am so heartless, so heartless]

Because when I was an uncle I hardly used the "text message" function of my mobile phone and didn't take text messages seriously, so after I sent the words "how cruel" to Yin Xiamo in the morning, I didn't read them.

Unexpectedly, this guy sent me two messages back:

[Okay, as compensation, I will help you wash your clothes and quilts, and then take care of the housework. Is that okay? ]

[Dear, it’s settled. I’ll wait for you to come home.]

Seeing this, I felt inexplicably touched.

"Xiao Mo."

After waiting in the living room for the dumplings to cook, I returned to Yin Xiamo's room and gently pinched the little guy on the bed: "How long have you slept? Aren't you hungry?"

"Well……"

Yin Xiamo slowly opened her eyes and yawned: "You're back?"

"It's just a matter of cleaning the previous rental house and visiting the patients in the hospital. It won't take long."

I smiled and said, "The dumplings are ready. Do you want to eat some?"

"want!"

Hearing about food, the girl on the bed jumped up instantly: "Is it ready? Is it cooked?"

"Yeah, in the living room, just out of the pot."

I asked tentatively, "Have you ever tried making dumplings yourself before I came here?"

"Ah? Is there any?"

Yin Xiamo pretended to be stupid. She stood up and straightened her clothes. "Don't let your imagination run wild. How could I do such a thing? You are my little pet. It is the duty of a pet to cook for its owner."

"I already told you it's not a pet!"

I hesitated for a moment, but finally decided not to expose this guy's lie: "Okay, let's have lunch... Isn't Elodie coming back at noon?"

"She usually rests in the editorial office and rarely comes back at noon."

Yin Xiamo walked out of the room: "Wow...it's so hot outside."

"The weather forecast says today's maximum temperature will be 35 degrees."

I followed him out, sat down at the dining table, took my own bowl, took six dumplings from the freshly potted dumplings, and then pushed the entire steamer to the girl opposite me.

Yin Xiamo, who had just sat down, felt a little embarrassed: "I can't eat so much..."

"Then I can't eat that much, why don't you try eating it in the afternoon."

I picked up the small bowl of soy sauce that I had fried with coriander and peanut oil and poured a little on the dumplings. I said casually, "I may have to help out in the store in the afternoon."

"Great!"

Yin Xiamo on the opposite side looked happy: "I want to go too!"

"Let's talk first."

I frowned. “No catnip for me.”

I can't help laughing or crying when I talk about this.

Catnip is an irresistible herb for cats, and I never expected that I would react to it.

Although... in a sense, the "high" that catnip brings me is much greater than "coffee" and the like, and there are no side effects.

Because last night after I smelled the catnip lollipop, my whole body softened, and then I felt so comfortable for several minutes that I wanted to just lie down on the ground and roll around.

The feeling is indescribable and does not belong to any kind of "excitement" that I know of so far.

When I was writing novels before, I often encountered situations where I needed to "rush to finish the manuscript", but I happened to be very sleepy that day, or I had some minor health problems, such as a minor cold. Some colds are not serious and you won’t even have fever or sneezing, but they just make you feel drowsy, weak hands and feet, and you can’t muster up energy, and just want to sleep.

But novels don’t wait for anyone, I have to write. If I don’t, it means I’m not fully present. If I take a day off, all the readers will run away. At this time, I’ll just drink coffee and energy drinks together.

After all, the most frightening thing about writing novels is unclear consciousness.

Caffeine and the stimulating substances in energy drinks are indeed very refreshing, but they also bring huge side effects, such as insomnia and nightmares that night, or waking up with a headache and fever the next day.

Catnip doesn't seem to have any side effects in this regard. Last night, after being stimulated by Yin Xiamo, my body, which was extremely tired after working all night, was instantly refreshed. There were no obvious side effects afterwards, and I slept very soundly at night.

If I have to say... the "side effect" of this thing on me is probably that the expression on my face and body movements were somewhat "out of control".

In Yin Xiamo's words - at that time, Nuo'er was just short of having love in her eyes.

So when I think about how I looked like a spoiled kitten at that time, I wish I could find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

"Anyway, you are not allowed to use catnip, no matter what time of the day."

I was already feeling visibly sleepy, so I quickly finished the dumplings on the table, took the bowl to the kitchen to wash it, and returned to my bedroom to rest.

Then I realized something very embarrassing...the sheets and pillows were all taken away for washing, so where should I sleep?

"Come to my room and sleep at noon today."

The girl who was still eating dumplings in the living room seemed to notice my embarrassment and turned around and said, "I have air conditioning in my room."

"I……"

I instantly felt like I was being tricked: "You washed the sheets for me today just for this, didn't you?"

"Yes, that's right, it's for this."

Yin Xiamo at the table looked as if it was a matter of course—

"Nuo'er's body is small and soft, and there is a faint milky fragrance. It is very comfortable to hold her while sleeping. Your sheets will probably not be dry until tomorrow, so you can only sleep with me at noon and at night."

"..."

……

No. 104 Don’t believe in rumors or spread them

Although Elodie's house is an upper and lower structure and is the largest floor in the community, because this type of community building is relatively retro, the area of ​​each floor is not very large.

At least for now, there are only two rooms on the first floor that can be used for sleeping.

There is a kitchen, a toilet, a bathroom, a utility room, and the only room left is mine and Yin Xiamo's room.

Although theoretically the living room on the first floor can also be used for a nap, there is currently no air conditioner installed in the living room and it is very hot. Even if there is one... the power consumption of this floor-standing air conditioner is very high, and I will not turn on the air conditioner in the living room just to take a nap.

So...like Yin Xiamo said, my best option is to go to her room and sleep with her.

"It's okay, my bed is pretty big."

Perhaps seeing my hesitation, Yin Xiamo, who was eating dumplings in the living room, looked happy that her plan had succeeded: "If you are tired, just go to sleep."

At this moment, there was only one voice in my mind: "She is more than 6,000 years old. You can't beat her."

This was also the first time I felt regret for not inheriting the memories of the "brave man".

If I were really that hero, I would definitely be able to take appropriate countermeasures based on the demon's daily habits, or because I know her shortcomings and weaknesses.

Damn it, why didn't she come up with properties like "warm in winter and cool in summer" when she created this body? !

If I could regulate my body temperature freely, or not sweat or feel stuffy even in the summer, I could sleep on the sofa right now...

"I surrender."

Because I had spent most of the morning cleaning the rental house, and had taken the subway and the bus, I felt particularly tired at noon. I did not struggle and went straight to the bathroom, washed my face with warm water, brushed my teeth, applied some skin care products, and let down my long hair behind me.

After coming out of the bathroom, I went to my room, took off my clothes and changed into pajamas.

Normally, I would just take a nap at noon without changing clothes and just find a place to lie down for ten or twenty minutes. However, considering that I am still in my menstrual period these days, I have to at least ensure enough rest time and sleep quality. So I wore the bunny pajamas and planned to take a longer nap.

After changing clothes and opening the door to my room, I saw Yin Xiamo had finished eating and washing up and returned to her room. When she saw me coming in, she immediately jumped up from the small bed: "Wait!"

"what happened?"

I was a little confused at the door: "Is there any etiquette for entering the room?"

"No, you hold this."

Taking a pinkish-white pillow with a few rabbit patterns on it from the bedside, Yin Xiamo ran towards me barefoot, stuffed the pillow into my arms, then gestured to the door, pushed me out, and gently closed the door: "Do it again, when you enter the room, you have to shout...Sister, I'm coming in!"

I felt like I couldn't open my eyes: "You are already so old, why do you still want to play house like a child?"

"Go ahead!"

There was no way. Seeing Yin Xiamo's half-pleading and half-tough expression, and I was really very sleepy and didn't want to argue, I had to retreat.

"Dang Dang Dang!"

Wearing small slippers and holding a pillow in my left hand, I knocked on the half-open door in front of me with my right hand: "Sister, I'm coming in."

Then just push the door and walk in.

"Wow!"

Yin Xiamo inside had a very happy look on her face: "Nuo'er, do you know that you are so cute like this!"

I yawned, “Really?”

"Yes Yes!"

The girl came up to me and looked me up and down. "Look at you... in this little skirt, with soft shoulders, white and tender calves, and you look so sleepy, hugging a pillow, you are simply the perfect healing loli!"

"Good good."

I yawned again. "So I can go to sleep now?"

"Ah - you look like this, coupled with your limp tone and weak voice, it's simply terrible!"

Yin Xiamo asked curiously, "I knew it! I thought about it when I was a hero before. His personality would be very cute if he became a girl. Did Nuoer have this feeling when he was still an uncle? Was he often told that his behavior was very girly?"

I shook my head: “Not at all.”

What does it mean to behave like a girl?

Although I couldn't get along with the boys in my class who liked to smoke, drink, skip classes and fight when I was in school, and I didn't like smoking, drinking or doing bad things, I still got along well with the male classmates.

When they smoke and offer cigarettes to me, I just refuse. When others drink because of happy events, I just drink a little symbolically in the dormitory. I won’t drink too much and won’t offend them. Even if I’m not as carefree as the so-called “high-quality men”, I won’t be said to be like a girl.

Just like when I graduated from college and lived in a small apartment, the men around me all liked to party, drink, and quarrel and call each other brothers. I didn’t like that, so when I met them, I would just say hello and do what I had to do every day.

If I must say, my personality on the Internet is indeed a little "softer" than some men. For example, I like to choose the auxiliary when playing some MOBA games. When a teammate falls to the ground in a shooting game, my first reaction is to see if I can save him. If I play badly, I will reflect on whether this will cause trouble to my teammates. But this does not mean that I will be like the weak girl that people have the inherent impression of...

Besides, wasn’t it you who set me up to be like this?

I lowered my head slightly and took a look at my legs, which were habitually turned inward when I stood.

Including the lolita font when writing, and this kind of body memory... Was it you who set it up?

I'm just an introvert, I don't swear or behave rudely, there's no such thing as being more suitable for girls, right? No one says boys have to smoke, drink, be carefree, and say "Fuck you" all the time, right?

"It doesn't matter if you didn't have it, now you have it."

Yin Xiamo's eyes were full of sparkling stars: "As expected, this appearance and body suit you... ahhhh, so cute! Just like the newborn white tiger cat in the Yueerlan Mountains!"

I felt like I couldn't open my eyes anymore: "Can I go to sleep now?"

The girl stretched out her hands and pinched my face.

"Pinching the face is a no-no."

The girl simply came over, pressed her face against mine, and rubbed it up and down.

"Why do I feel like you've done this to some small animal?"

"I often do this to the little white tiger cat in the snow of Yueerlan Mountains."

Yin Xiamo had a crazy look on her face as she reminisced about the past: "Especially kittens, their bellies were covered with fur, white and soft, I would grab them and rub against them, it was super comfortable."