I will never give in to Miss Death
Page 102
"Be normal, I'm scared."
"What is there to be afraid of? Compared to this, is it easier for you to accept the Grim Reaper holding a scythe?"
"Ah... no need, that scares me more."
Feeling that there was no need to pay any more attention to this guy, I went straight into the room, walked towards the small bed next to the computer, and then threw the pillow onto the bed.
"I want to sleep..."
Because I was so sleepy, my tongue seemed to be a little tied, and I even said "了" as "惹".
"Okay! Let's sleep together!"
Yin Xiamo quickly took off her coat and pants, put on her underwear, and closed the door with a "plop".
I saw that she even locked the door with a "click" in front of me.
"You... what are you doing?"
"Don't worry, I just locked it out of habit."
The girl pounced onto the bed behind me, and then used her hands and feet to pick me up: "Ah... Nuo'er is so soft and fragrant..."
I felt like I couldn't complain any more: "Wasn't I created by you? Logically, you should be very familiar with everything about my body."
"I've already said that when I made it, many parts were copied, and even though I'm very familiar with it, it doesn't stop me from liking it."
The girl behind me was holding my waist with her long white legs and her hands around my belly. She looked very happy: "It's like the unique natural fragrance of the elves... Ordinary people must just vaguely feel that it smells good, but for me this is... the smell of my hometown."
"The demon clan's homeland is in the Forest of Elves? What a strange setting."
"I am a demon who was taken away after being left alone. There is nothing strange about playing near the Forest of Elves when I was a child."
"Ah... that was really hard work."
Feeling my consciousness becoming increasingly blurred, I responded with a few words casually, then curled up in Yin Xiamo's arms in a slightly more comfortable position: "I'm going to sleep."
Yin Xiamo, who was behind me, put her head on top of mine, like an older sister comforting her younger sister: "Okay, okay, go to sleep."
"..."
……
This afternoon, I dreamed that I came to a snowy mountain, and goose feather-like snowflakes were floating in the sky.
[The demon king's army is behind us. We can only climb over this mountain.]
[The name of this mountain is Yueerlan, named after a very beautiful white and purple flower called "Yueerlan" on the mountain]
[In addition to heavy snow and low temperatures, we also need to pay attention to a creature called "white tiger cat". According to ancient records, this is a very dangerous beast.]
Then, I went into the mountain along the mountain road and in the heavy snow with the little devil beside me.
[Meow…]
I don’t know how long we walked before a large furry creature fell from the sky, rolled twice on the ground, and appeared in front of me and the little devil.
【Master...】
[What…what’s wrong, Momo]
[Do you call this furry creature a beast? ]
[Uh... maybe they have magic? Why don't you try to capture one and see?]
After a rustling "battle", the little devil whose face could not be seen came back holding three "white tiger cats".
[Master, can I keep one? ]
[No? Then Master, can I treat you as a white tiger cat? ]
[Master, I want to hold you while sleeping...]
【…】
"..."
……
White tiger cat... White tiger meow...
I don’t know how much time passed before I woke up from my sleep.
I still maintained a curled-up posture, my body seemed to be clamped by a pair of long legs, my belly was also tightly hugged, and the obvious breathing of a girl lingered in my ears.
You can smell the faint fragrance of girls' bodies and some skin care products in the air.
What time is this?
As I gradually regained consciousness, I felt around the bedside, intending to take my own phone. However, I ended up taking Yin Xiamo's phone because it looked similar to mine.
【Please enter your fingerprint. 】
【Fingerprint verification failed, please enter the password to unlock. 】
Password...what's my password?
I had just woken up and didn’t think much about it. I entered the password of my mobile phone, which was my birthday - 20031224.
Then the phone's lock screen was unlocked.
The first thing that comes into view is a notepad or something like a memo.
"The Brave Man's Female Fall Plan (First Draft)"
What a mess, have I ever written something like this?
After taking a look at the pop-up after unlocking the screen, my consciousness, which was originally hazy because I had just woken up from a nap, became clearer. I subconsciously clicked on this document and scrolled down -
[Give the new hero a show of strength and establish his authority (completed)]
[Turning the hero into a little girl and forcing her to accept the cruel reality (completed)]
[Establish an invincible and cold-blooded image in the heart of the reincarnated hero so that she realizes that she can only listen to me (completed)]
【Kill the Demon King (Completed)】
[Give Nuoer a little benefit, play the role of a cute girl, use both soft and hard methods, grab the key position with both hands (in progress)]
【…】
"..."
What are these?
The most outrageous thing is that because this phone was connected to the Internet, the big data was updated by this document, and a marketing message popped up on it - "Who made the plan to destroy Ultraman? Jetton was silent after reading it!"
"Well……"
At this moment, I heard the faint sound of Yin Xiamo moving behind me. I was so scared that my hands shook and the phone fell on the bed.
"You've seen everything, right?"
Yin Xiamo's voice behind him sounded a little cold.
"Ah... no, I didn't see anything."
I quickly turned around and said, "By the way...why is your...your phone password the same as mine?"
"This password can only be in numbers. The date that is easiest for me to remember is of course the name on your ID card."
The girl in front of me said, "Don't change the subject." She pinched my face with both hands and said in a "torture" tone, "You little Loli actually peeked at your sister's phone. You must be punished!"
"Ah...wu..."
I was slurring my words because of the pinching: "I told you pinching the face is... forbidden... ah..."
"Woo wah, woo wah..."
Just when I was still racking my brains to explain to the girl next to me that I took the wrong phone because mine and hers looked so similar, my phone that had been kicked under the bed started to ring. The ringtone was the "Counting Song" that represented strangers.
I have very few friends. In the past two days after I bought a new phone, I specially set four different ringtones for the incoming calls. For friends like Jiang Wei and Pipi, it’s the climax of the German tank “Hallelujah”. For acquaintances who are more than strangers, such as Ouyang Xue and Lu Xinjian, it’s the “Wings of Liberty” in the third season of Attack on Titan - "We are professional in repairing engines. The captain is too short to be taller. The people in our guild are very impressive and love to take a bath every day!"
For all unfamiliar numbers, the phone will play the "Numbering Song".
"Wait a minute, I'll take a call."
With the thought that I was "saved", I didn't bother to change my slippers. I stepped directly on the floor with my little feet. I picked up the phone in two or three steps, took a look at the unfamiliar number on it, and pressed the answer button.
"Hello?"
"Hello, are you Yin Nuoer's sister?"
A male voice came from the other side that I was somewhat familiar with but I couldn't remember where I had heard it before: "Do you remember me?"
I went back to the bed and put on my slippers while asking curiously, "Who are you?"
"I'm an outdoor anchor. I just had dinner at your store and asked for your store manager's contact information."
The man on the other side seemed very patient: "I said at the time that I would come back to help promote your store, remember?"
"oh oh."
I suddenly remembered the two boys who came to the store early that morning to eat chicken: "You didn't come to the store the next day?"
If I remember correctly, those two people had already agreed with Ouyang Xue to come the next day. However, Ouyang Xue and I didn't see any trace of those two people the whole next day.
The Cat Café in Beijing is a new shop and has only been open for a few days, so there are many things to deal with. In addition, there are a lot of "untrustworthy" anchors out there, and there is the possibility of "polite words", so Ouyang Xue did not call them to ask "when are you coming".
I also thought that the two people were just saying polite words like "I'll treat you to dinner some other day", but I didn't expect that this person would bring it up again today.
"Indeed, we were delayed by something these days and were unable to keep our promise to go again. It was our fault. I apologize to you here."
The tone of apology on the other end was very sincere: "I'm already in the store, and I heard from the store manager that Sister Nuoer, you're not feeling well today, right?"
"kind of."
I thought about it and said, "But I will go to help during the evening meal rush."
"Oh, okay, okay, this is what happened. I came here with the live broadcast equipment, but I didn't see you in the store, so I asked your store manager. Your store manager said you were not feeling well and asked for leave. I asked her for your phone number, and the store manager asked me to talk to you. This is not part of my job, so I called in my personal capacity, and then you can make a choice based on your actual situation."
The young man on the other end of the phone asked in a questioning tone: "Are you okay?"
"It doesn't matter."
I yawned. “I’ll go back to work after I finish my work here.”
"That's great."
The young man paused and said, "It's 2:50 pm now. Can you arrive before 4 o'clock?"
"can."
I took out my phone out of habit and glanced at the time in the upper right corner: "No problem."
Anyway, I planned to have a good nap before going to work in the coffee shop today. I just got up now, so I will wash my face, brush my teeth, change my clothes, clean up the garbage in the house, and then I can go out.
The distance from the community to the coffee shop would take less than half an hour even if one walked there.
"Thank you so much. The audience in my live studio can't wait. It's great that you can come over."
The young man looked very grateful: "Then I will live broadcast the environment and scenery around here, and call me when you arrive."
"it is good."
After hanging up the phone, I sat back on the bed, stretched, thought about it, and called Ouyang Xue's cell phone.
"Noel?"
The phone was connected after just two rings. Ouyang Xue seemed to be frying chicken in the kitchen, surrounded by the sound of machines "buzzing buzzing": "Let me guess... You should have agreed to that person's request, right?"
"I originally wanted to go over to help in the evening. It has nothing to do with him."
I said calmly, "Sister Ouyang, what is this live broadcast about? Is there anything I need to prepare?"
"An outdoor anchor who likes to do some... how should I put it? You know Nan Nagi Tower, right? Nan Nagi Tower is on a very high slope with many caves underneath. Anchors like that like to drill these kinds of holes, or go to places with steep terrain. The tools they use are quite professional. He is considered a relatively famous anchor on Tongmeng.com."
Ouyang Xue explained: "There is no need to prepare anything, just do what you usually do... serve meals to the guests, comb the cat's hair, etc."
"Ok."
I breathed a sigh of relief: "I feel relieved when Ouyang Xue said that. I thought that such a big anchor would ask some weird questions or organize some small activities."
"No, he's a hardcore anchor who rarely hypes himself up. He probably came to eat at our restaurant because we were the only restaurant open nearby."
Ouyang Xue changed her tone and said, "Nuo'er, do you have an account on Tongmeng.com?"
I was stunned: "Yes, what's wrong?"
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