I will never give in to Miss Death

So far, Ouyang Xue is the only boss who makes me feel that she really cares about me and works hard.

Yesterday I was on my period, and the boss offered to let me go home on paid leave. Today my boss is not feeling well, so I took the initiative to take over the work in the store. Same principle.

"Ding Dong! A new customer has arrived!"

At this time, a new prompt sound came from the cat ear headphones.

"Sister Ouyang, I'm going downstairs to entertain a customer."

Holding the cold medicine, I gestured to Ouyang Xue to drink some water and rest, then I quickly walked out of the house and went downstairs.

"Welcome...Ah, it's you."

On the first floor, I saw that the person who came in was the young man who had previously claimed to be the "anchor".

The difference from that time was that today he came alone, holding a selfie stick in his hand.

"Excuse me, sir, what can I do for you?"

I walked over and asked him to sit down at a nearby table according to the procedure of entertaining customers.

"Brothers, we have now arrived at the maid cafe that has been very popular on the Internet recently. This is the maid I mentioned to you!"

The young man turned the camera towards them and said, "Brothers, am I right? I really didn't edit the photo or use the beauty filter. Others really look like this. If you don't believe me, try using the beauty filter and see for yourself. You won't look better!"

"Hello."

I subconsciously waved at the camera: "The Kamijyo Cat Cafe is located at the entrance of the commercial street in Minaminagi District, Kamihama City. The store is currently in the trial operation stage, and customers who enter the store will be given cat snacks!"

"Did you hear that? Isn't that voice cute too?"

The young man turned the camera back and said to me, "Are you busy now?"

"If you must say, I do need to go over to the kitchen and make a drink."

I thought about it and said, "Aren't you going to order?"

"Not yet, haha. I want to show my brothers around the store first."

The young man waved his hand and said, "If the maid has things to do, go ahead and do them. My brothers and I will look after the cat."

"OK then."

I nodded: "If you need anything, call the waiter in the backstage."

"Ah."

After saying goodbye to this "outdoor anchor", I took the Xiao Chaihu Granules to the kitchen, took a bowl, poured hot water into it and stirred it to allow the granules to fully dissolve. Then I put the hot cold medicine on the plate and went back to the second floor to the staff lounge.

"Here, this medicine is still hot. You can drink it in about ten minutes."

I put the plate on the table next to Ouyang Xue's bed: "Remember to drink this before going to sleep."

"I'm curious, little guy, how come you carry cold medicine with you?"

Ouyang Xue had an expression that said, "Do you have any stories?" "Did you get sick often in the past?"

"Almost, but I'm feeling better now."

I perfunctorily said, "Stop talking and take a rest. I'll go to the first floor to deal with the anchor."

The biggest problem for those who have no parents is indeed getting sick. After graduating from college, I rented a house and lived on my own. If I unfortunately caught a cold during the change of seasons, it would be very uncomfortable to go out alone to buy medicine.

After suffering a few losses, I got used to keeping cold medicine at home all year round. When I became a little girl, I also inherited this habit. When I go out in the afternoon, in addition to skin care products, sanitary napkins, mineral water, my rabbit backpack also contains cold medicine, medical alcohol and other things, just in case of emergency.

"I really don't know which family will be lucky enough to marry such a virtuous girl in the future..."

Ouyang Xue lay down on the bed: "Ahem, Nuo'er, you are simply... the most perfect... wife image in the eyes of those boys."

"I won't marry."

I curled my lips and said, "As a tough guy, I will only marry another girl when the time comes!"

"Ah... that's great. I support you, or you can see how I am as your sister?"

"..."

Once again, I saw that the young anchor ran to the cat living area at some point and had a pleasant conversation with Yin Xiamo who was combing the cat's hair there.

"She's my wife."

"Yes, don't have any unreasonable expectations. Nuoer and I are truly in love."

"She's mine, I licked her."

"What are you doing?"

I walked over with some surprise: "Didn't you say you wanted to be with the cat... huh?"

Then I noticed that the smell around me was a little bit wrong.

Is this... catnip?

I felt my heartbeat in the left side of my chest start to speed up a little bit.

Where...does this smell come from?

Looking around the cat climbing frames, my eyes fell on a small watering bottle in Yin Xiamo's hand.

"you you you……"

At this moment, an instinct emerged in my heart, an instinct to throw this "fragrant" girl in front of me to the ground and hug her tightly.

Even... I want to hug her for the rest of my life and never be separated.

This instinct is very strong and is accompanied by a sense of visceral pleasure.

It was as if all the fatigue and tiredness in the body disappeared, and I became like a kitten with its chin scratched, feeling extremely comfortable.

Yin Xiamo...seems like she sprayed herself with catnip?

"Oh, you mean this? I saw a lot of kittens harassing customers while they were dining, and I couldn't get them to stop. Your store manager said I could spray this on myself, and the cats would come around."

Yin Xiamo had an expression that said, "I'm innocent and I don't know anything." "What's wrong?"

What's wrong? They are live streaming now!

"Oh, by the way, there are so many spectators here, I want to declare my sovereignty."

As she spoke, as if she remembered something, Yin Xiamo directly took me, who was dizzy from the smell, into her arms.

"This is my wife Nuo'er. She is also my little pet when we are at home."

At this moment, I felt like my brain had crashed.

"..."

"Come on, little pet, say hello to everyone."

"..."

"Pet?"

"..."

"Meow……"

"..."

……

No. 106 Kamihama cute maid, super cute kitten!

This is probably the closest I have ever been to losing control.

Catnip, scientifically known as Nepeta tenuifolia, has certain medical effects...preventing heatstroke, preventing bad breath, assisting in the treatment of gastroenteritis, preventing colds, etc. The tenderer stems and leaves can be used directly to make cold dishes or to remove fishy smells.

Its roots have very strong ingredients that can stimulate the nervous system. Both the flowers and the leaves and stems can excite cats, giving them a temporary out-of-control and cute buff.

That's right, catnip is effective for all cats, including lions, tigers, leopards and other large cats, but the effect on them is not as long-lasting as on kittens.

If ordinary cats will have a 5-10 minute cute buff after inhaling catnip, then for big cats like tigers and lions, the effect of catnip only lasts about one minute, followed by a "cooling-off period" of several hours.

Because I once did a similar question when I was a child - Xiao Ming used catnip to cast a "cute spell" on the tiger, which lasted for 1 minute. Then Xiao Ming ran for his life at a speed of 30 kilometers per hour. After waking up, the tiger chased Xiao Ming at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour. How long can Xiao Ming live?

I'm in much the same situation now.

For the kittens in the coffee shop, the effect of catnip usually lasts about ten minutes, and then there is the "sage time" of one to three hours.

As a human being, due to the evil taste of the Grim Reaper Girl, a so-called "cat girl" gene was added to my body. The "control" effect of catnip on me lasts about three to five minutes.

During this period, I will feel lazy and silly, my brain is confused, and I will only think about getting close to the source of the catnip smell, and then rolling on the ground to act cute. No matter how tired I was before, my whole body will completely relax at this time, followed by a lot of pleasure spreading everywhere.

In the cat cafe where Ouyang Xue is the store manager, there are currently three kinds of catnip for sale. The first kind is the more common catnip hay, which is packaged in bags and looks a bit like tea bags that can be brewed and drunk. Usually this kind of bagged catnip is given to those customers who are visiting a cat cafe for the first time and want to "try something new and play with the kittens" and leave after playing for about ten minutes. As long as you sprinkle the catnip on the floor, many cats will come up to you and ask you to pet them soon. It is commonly known as "fast food" in the store.

The second type is the "catnip lollipop" that Yin Xiamo used to tease me last night. This thing is a concentrated version of catnip leaves, and because it is solid, kittens can lick it for a long time, so it is called "Set One" in the store.

The third type is the "catnip spray" on Yin Xiamo's body at this moment, or "package two". This thing is not for cats, but for people. Spray it on your body to make yourself the "cat boss" - the world is so big, not everyone is born with a cat-friendly physique. Some people have disliked cats since childhood, and will run away no matter what cat approaches. At this time, you need this spray. Spray it on yourself, and even tigers will be attracted when you stand in the forest.

Moreover, because this thing is a real "concentrate", it is almost entirely filled with the active ingredients of catnip. One bottle of spray is equivalent to the area of ​​several square meters of catnip leaves. I sprayed half a bottle on myself, and when I smelled it and found something was wrong, it was too late.

It was as if... my body was no longer under my control, and my brain was constantly giving me instructions to move closer and get close to this girl in front of me who was emitting an alluring scent all over her body.

If I hadn't retained a trace of rationality, I doubt I would have really rolled on the ground like this...

"Look, this is my wife."

Facing the anchor's camera, Yin Xiamo didn't look timid at all. She took the opportunity to hug me, who was dizzy, and said, "I'm sorry to make you laugh. Nuo'er is like this when she sees me. She is very well behaved at home. She helps me cook every day, warms the bed and folds the quilt for me, right Nuo'er?"

After saying that, Yin Xiamo stretched out her hands and pinched my face.

I was so dazed by the smell of catnip that I just subconsciously made sounds like "hmm" from my nose.

"So you two are still a couple. This is another big news."

The young anchor in front showed a delighted expression: "Are you all maids in this store?"

"Yes, I'm taking a day off today. I'm not wearing a maid outfit. I just came here to see Nuoer."

"Mmmmm."

You have to hold back... don't talk too much, this is a live broadcast...

"Are you already living together?"

"Yes, we usually sleep in the same bed, and Nuoer is my pillow."

"Hmm..."

Let her show off for a while...ah, this smell is so comfortable...

"Is it true? Has it come to this? Do you usually visit Tongmeng.com?"

"Yes, we have a public account called "Xiao Xia Nuo Doesn't Hide in Cardboard Boxes" because at home Nuo'er is like a kitten, hiding in cardboard boxes from time to time so that no one can find him. That's why we got this name."

"Noer meow..."

It feels like Yin Xiamo seems... so delicious...

"Haha, I can see that you two have a good relationship. Were you from the same school before?"

"No, I'm a demon. She used to be a hero. You can see that she is like this now because she is hypnotized by me. The hypnosis will be lifted in about a minute."

"Ha... So this is how you two are set up. It feels like a virtual anchor. Have you two been virtual anchors before?"

"Virtual anchor? What's that?"

"Virtual anchor meow."

I really want to bite her.

"Ah... since you don't know, forget it. Let's change the subject. When I came here before, I only saw this... this little sister Nuoer. I thought there was only one maid in the store..."

"..."

Three minutes later, I woke up slowly while nestling in Yin Xiamo's arms.

and many more.

I dazedly glanced at the girl behind me, then looked at the camera in front of me, and everything that had happened before quickly flashed through my mind.

Oh my God……

It's so shameful, so shameful, so shameful!