I will never give in to Miss Death

I quickly pushed Yin Xiamo away from me.

"Here, this is Nuoer after the hypnosis was lifted."

The girl had an expression that said, "I'm right, right?" "She is usually a tsundere. She only obeys me after being hypnotized."

"Who would fall for your hypnosis?"

Gradually waking up from the effect of "catnip", I stood on tiptoe and tapped Yin Xiamo on the head.

Boom! Ten centimeters shorter!

Spray catnip, catnip, I'll spray you to death!

You scheming ghost, you must have seen a cat girl getting excited because of this kind of grass in another world in your previous life, and then you added this inexplicable thing into my body!

I can think of things like the elf, succubus, and human princess as the result of ignorant children merging and merging for fun, but the cat girl gene must have been intentional!

"I'm going to work."

Seeing that Yin Xiamo seemed to be able to handle this anchor, I tidied up my messy hair, took a deep breath, changed my mood, and said to the anchor: "If you need anything later, just go to the table and scan the code to order!"

"Ok."

The young anchor waved at me and motioned to Yin Xiamo: "Is your old...husband really a demon?"

"Yes, yes, she is a very bad demon."

I rolled my eyes at Yin Xiamo and said to the camera, "So everyone should take care of your health, eat on time, rest on time, and don't be caught by this kind of guy. If you really don't know what to eat for dinner, you can come to the coffee shop. We have fast food prepared by chefs, as well as various steamed and fried chicken. After dinner, there are milk tea, cakes, and coffee..."

Have I learned the essence of Ouyang Xue’s “propaganda”?

This speech can not only cover up the embarrassment of me having inhaled catnip just now, making the audience on the host's side think that we are just acting, but also cleverly put out the advertisement without being too abrupt.

Although...if you really think about it, all that stuff just now was quite nonsensical.

Why did the demons and the heroes get entangled together? Why did the demons hypnotize the heroes? Why did the demons and the heroes both become maids in the end?

To put it bluntly... the acting was a bit awkward.

But the problem is that Yin Xiamo and I are not acting, and I just need this kind of "slightly awkward" and "slightly childish" performance to cover up my previous "catnip poisoning".

Otherwise, if a report gets out - "The top maid in a certain coffee shop reacts to catnip, and cat girls may become a reality" - wouldn't I be arrested and taken to a research laboratory and cut into pieces for research?

"From now on, all cat-related work here will be handed over to you, evil demon master."

Finally, after saying this in front of the camera, I turned and walked out of the cat living area.

These materials should be enough for him to promote himself and attract fans, right?

I took out my phone and opened Tongmeng.com, switched to the live broadcast interface, and found the outdoor anchor. Without even turning to the page, I found that the live broadcast room with the most viewers in this section was "Visiting a Newly Opened Loli Maid Cafe."

The extreme adventure king Liu Ziyi, is this the same person?

This anchor has 43 fans, and currently 13 people are watching the live broadcast online. Wow.

I casually clicked on "follow", put away my phone and went upstairs.

The fact that I reacted to catnip meant that I might have to serve fewer customers who "want to pet cats" in the future, and then pass this job to Yin Xiamo, so that when customers want to buy catnip or something, I don't have to go to the warehouse to get it - and then go astray and never come back.

Yin Xiamo can't cook, so I'm in charge of the kitchen. I can't handle catnip, so I usually ask her to take catnip, dried fish and other snacks from the warehouse to customers, and play with cats for the customers. It's a clear division of labor, I guess.

For example, when you place an order for food in the store, the food needs to be served, or when you place an order for milk tea or coffee, whoever has the time can do it. This is the common job of the maids.

By the way, it seems that Elodie can’t cook either?

As I walked towards the staff lounge, the image of a foodie in the room emerged in my mind.

If she came here to work as a maid... she wouldn't eat up all the snacks in the cafe, would she?

Like most white-collar offices, the coffee shop also has a variety of snacks. In order to take care of the employees in the store, Ouyang Xue went to purchase a lot of snacks and drinks yesterday and put them on the workbenches on the first and second floors, such as Crispy Shark Snickers, white chocolate, dark chocolate, bean and garlic flavored green beans, broad beans, spicy strips, konjac juice, etc. There are also drinks such as fat house happy water, various teas and various energy drinks.

Moreover, according to Ouyang Xue's plan, the coffee shop must have at least 1 head maid and 3 maids, that is, at least 4 maids. Then at the beginning of each month, the four maids would discuss in advance whether they would be working the morning shift, the evening shift or the night shift. The manager would take over if there was any leave.

Of these three shifts, the morning shift requires workers to get up early, but the work content is relatively easy. After all, in the eight hours, only the lunchtime period is the peak meal time. The night shift allows workers to sleep in, but they need to deal with the super peak period in the evening. There is almost no peak period for the night shift, and few people will come to the store to drink coffee and play with cats in the middle of the night. At most, there will be some night owls ordering takeout or passers-by who want to eat fried chicken. In theory, this work is the easiest in the day.

But the night shift is still a night shift, and it is harmful to your health.

I have worked night shifts in some small factories and small restaurants before. I was not tired at all, but I needed to adjust to the jet lag. Also, resting during the day after working the night shift was not as comfortable as sleeping at night. In addition to all kinds of noise pollution outside, the human body itself is not adapted to sleep in the morning. I always felt like I didn't get enough sleep, and I was very tired after lying down for more than ten hours and waking up.

Anyway, the store hasn't been fully staffed recently and is closed at night. If it's just me, Yin Xiamo and Elodie, it's not impossible for the three of us to divide the work. I'm just worried that when the coffee shop becomes famous and the commercial street is really built, the flow of people will be too large for a few maids to handle.

"Sister Ouyang."

I knocked three times on the door of the staff lounge on the second floor and pressed the doorknob.

"how's it going?"

Ouyang Xue, who was lying on the small bed, seemed to feel better. "What did the anchor say?"

"Yin Xiamo is chatting with him downstairs."

I tried to reach out and touch Ouyang Xue's forehead.

It's still very hot, but a little better than before.

"That anchor must have posted the photo of me with his friends in the group and was suspected of photoshopping it."

I sat down at the head of the bed: "Maybe what they said the other day about coming back to help with promotion was just a polite remark, and they had to come over because they couldn't stand the questioning from the group friends."

"This is how the adult world works. Even if he is just being polite, we should... ahem, treat it as the truth."

Seeing Ouyang Xue about to sit up, I quickly pushed her down: "Sister Ouyang, you should sleep well, I can handle it..."

He’s just a host with 400,000 fans. Once the coffee shop is established, we can do it too.

"Sorry, it's a professional habit..."

My tough attitude made Ouyang Xue stunned at first, and then she seemed to remember something: "When I was a virtual anchor before... any small mistakes would be infinitely magnified by the audience, and the operation also required us to take any anchor invitation seriously. No matter how polite the words are, we have to take them seriously, otherwise people will say that this anchor is a big shot..."

"Don't worry, the outdoor live broadcast just came back to take a look and let his audience confirm that he was not lying. There was no event."

I said in a serious tone: "He's not a bad person."

It's the standard for normal people.

In today's society, entertainment is paramount and anyone can be a host. Once they become a host, maybe one day their live broadcast content or short video will just hit the spot of most audiences in modern society, and they will become famous and then become proud.

Some people start live streaming out of curiosity and don't expect to become famous. Some people are only in their teens or twenties and know nothing about the ways of the world. After these people become famous, they are suddenly bombarded with countless praises and their vanity will naturally swell.

I vaguely remember that I used to work in a restaurant. An anchor with more than 100,000 fans said after dinner, "I am so-and-so from a certain platform. I have a lot of fans. I helped you promote your store, which can be regarded as advertising. It’s not too much to give you a free meal, right?"

I said I was a waiter and couldn’t do it, so I asked the boss for permission. The boss came over and took a look, and asked what anchor I was. He didn’t know me, and we didn’t ask you to advertise. What’s the matter? Do you want to eat and dine for free?

The result was that the anchor caused trouble in the store, filmed a video, cut out the beginning and the end, and posted it online claiming that the owner of this store went back on his word, saying that customers would get free meals if they helped with advertising, but he still wanted to charge money. This caused countless customers who came to the store to order takeout and gave bad reviews, and finally the takeout was taken off the shelves, and the owner was miserable.

"Then don't worry about him for now. In a little while... at five o'clock, a truckload of marinated chicken from the headquarters will be delivered, along with 100 kilograms of vegetables and two boxes of Coke..."

Ouyang Xue looked at me with an expression that said "I'm sorry for wronging you." "If you can't move it, you can ask Master Wang to help. There are not many people in the store today, and I... cough cough, I have a cold, so I can only rely on you."

"it is good."

I took out the notepad and pen I always carried with me and quickly wrote down these notes on it: "Anything else?"

"Another box of cat food was delivered at 7:30. It's Green Formosa cat food with a label. Although we are old acquaintances with that store, when you receive the goods... you should also check the anti-counterfeiting label."

"it is good."

"The cleaning lady will come at 8 o'clock. There shouldn't be anyone around by then. Help her clean the feces in the automatic cat litter box..."

"I know this."

"And your sister, sister or friend? If there's anything she doesn't know, please help her."

"Don't worry, we have a good relationship."

After noting down all the points that Ouyang Xue mentioned, I poured a cup of hot water into the bowl on the bedside table: "Then Sister Ouyang, you can rest assured and leave the rest to me."

"Thanks a lot."

"It's okay. Compared to me, Sister Ouyang is the one who has a harder time."

I stood up: "Call me if you need anything."

If I remember correctly, Ouyang Xue should have been living directly in the store these days.

Apart from other things, this coffee shop has a complete range of living facilities. Not only are there bedrooms and beds for employees to rest, but there are also bathrooms and toilets on the second floor opposite the employee lounge. The first floor is full of food, and the scenery is particularly good. As long as you want, living here for a few months is not a problem.

During the day, she has to receive guests and do various chores, move goods, organize shelves, and clean. At night, she has to edit the coffee shop's ordering system... It would be strange if Ouyang Xue didn't get sick from all this work.

"Ding Dong! The customer at table 19 is calling the waiter!"

When I walked out of the employee lounge, a request from a customer who wanted to buy something popped up on my headphones.

I opened the coffee shop app on my phone and clicked the "Maid Received" button. I walked downstairs as gracefully as possible in my round-toed maid buckled shoes and found table 19.

As expected, it was the outdoor anchor.

"The interview is over?"

I walked over with a smile, took out a pen and paper, and opened the self-service ordering system on the table with a "beep": "Sir, what can I order?"

"It's only been a few days since we last met, and you guys have become so smart?"

The host pointed the camera at me for a few seconds, then turned to the ordering system on the desktop: "Do you want to scan the code directly?"

"Yes, you can place an order directly by scanning the code. If you are not used to it, you can also tell me the menu name here and I will record it for you."

I took the menu.

"Then I will definitely have one-on-one service with the maid. Scanning the code to order is smart, but it doesn't have any human touch at all."

The young man picked up the menu: "Half a steamed chicken with medicinal herbs, any small gift?"

"Our store is currently only in the trial operation stage and we are not holding any activities!"

I thought about it and said, "But since the anchor just helped promote it, I'll give you a bowl of chicken soup, special preserved meat rice and dried fish as a gift."

"Dried fish?"

"The dried fish is for cats, cat snacks."

I quickly explained, "Didn't we say hello to many kittens just now? The cats here all remember people. If you feed them this time, maybe they will automatically come over to play with you next time without the need for snacks..."

I deliberately lowered my voice and said, "If there are fans in the live broadcast room who want to come over for dinner, ordering steamed chicken will also give you chicken soup, preserved meat rice and dried fish. This is Nuoer's exclusive benefit. Don't show it. Just show your fan card page when ordering."

When the machine in the store steams the chicken, the by-product of the "medicinal steamed chicken" is chicken soup, which means that we don't lose anything by giving away the chicken soup. The cured meat rice is a kind of sweet rice that Ouyang Xue taught me to make last night. The main ingredients are glutinous rice, red kidney beans, longan and red dates. There is some cost, but not much, just about the cost of a funnel of rice. You can just put it in when steaming the chicken, without wasting electricity. Compared with half a chicken at more than 30 yuan, the cost of a funnel of rice is negligible.

As for the dried fish... they will be fed to the cats in the store anyway. When they are full, they will not eat the cat food in the automatic feeder. So it is not a loss as we save the money on cat food.

Rounding it off means these things are free.

"Brothers, did you see this? This is the welfare that our maid Sister Nuoer has given us. Brothers who live nearby, why don't you rush over?"

Hearing what I said, the anchor was also very "smart" and immediately said into the microphone: "If you bring a fan card, you will get benefits. Buying a card is equivalent to buying a permanent discount coupon here. You can also get free gifts at other times. It's a sure win. Even if you don't look at me, it's not too much to get a fan card for such a cute girl, right?"

"Then give me a portion of steamed chicken with medicinal herbs, and this... this 'heat-clearing and fire-reducing tea'."

"This is bitter, very bitter?"

"It's okay. I've suffered."

"Ding Dong! A customer is here!"

"..."

Just like that, my work started with the steamed chicken cooked by the Tongmeng.com anchor "Extreme Adventure King Liu Ziyi". When it was time for dinner, I, as a maid, began my busy day.

She met customers who came in, guided them to their seats and asked them to scan the code to order. She also provided services to customers who wanted to take photos. When the delivery truck arrived, she and Master Wang brought in all kinds of ingredients and goods. The cat living area was left to Yin Xiamo, who didn't have a maid outfit yet...

From five to eight in the evening, during the three hours, I hardly had a single minute to rest. I was either delivering food to customers or on the way to deliver food. Even though the air-conditioning was on in the coffee shop, I was still sweating all over. Not to mention my underwear, even the white silk stockings on my legs were covered in sweat stains.

It was not until after eight o'clock that the cleaning lady came in. I helped her shovel the cat poop, checked the automatic feeder and automatic water dispenser in the cat's living area, tightened the screws and fixings of the cat climbing frame, and cleaned up the cat hair dropped on the ground by the cats. After confirming that the day's work was successfully completed, I lay down directly on the massage chair and took off the maid's round-toed leather shoes on my feet.

"Ah... This is the most comfortable time of the day!"

"Buzz buzz buzz buzz" I was swinging my white silk feet around in the massage chair, looking at the night view of the sea outside the glass window.

Under the bright moonlight, the "Kamihama" cruiser was parked alone on the shore, with only a dim street lamp nearby, illuminating the surrounding sea for her.

"Noel!"

I don't know how much time has passed, Yin Xiamo ran down from the second floor of the coffee shop, holding two small cups of milk tea in her hands: "I think I can make this!"

"You can just follow the ingredients on the workbench..."

I turned my head and asked, "Where's the manager? Is he still sleeping?"

"still sleeping."