I will never give in to Miss Death

[[Big Brother] Wow cool wow cool: The group owner is a loli? Don’t lie to me, the group owner is a loli, I am just a JK beautiful girl, okay? ]

[[Newbie] Hiiragi Otomé: I... I'm serious. We've already met.]

[[Administrator] Intelligent Roadblock: What? There are lolita? Where are they? ]

"..."

Looking at the discussion about my identity in the group, I didn’t know how to respond, so I had to close QQ and open the typing software.

——I’d better continue to play dead.

"..."

……

No. 108 After drinking, breasts become bigger

"Nuo'er? Yin Nuo'er!"

Because the quilt, sheets and pillows were not dry, I was lying in Yin Xiamo's room typing on my phone when I heard someone calling from the bathroom.

"what happened?"

I saved what I had written, got out of bed, put on my slippers, opened the bathroom door, and looked at someone inside who was putting clothes into a bucket: "Are you done washing?"

"I'm done. Take off the clothes you're going to wash later. I'll go to the bathroom next door, and then it's your turn to take a shower."

Yin Xiamo inside picked up the bucket filled with water and pointed at the clothes on me and the direction of the next room: "Bring the maid outfit over as well."

I was a little embarrassed: "I can do it myself, right?"

"Look at what time it is. You're going to take a shower and wash clothes later. Why don't you go to bed?"

The girl said in an unquestionable tone: "I will help you take a shower. After you take a shower, we can go to bed together. If you really feel guilty, buy me breakfast tomorrow. I want to eat the rice rolls we had last time. I want Nuoer to make them herself."

“I’ve never packed that…”

I hesitated for a moment: "Don't blame me if it doesn't taste good."

Come to think of it, this kind of rolled noodle seems to be considered a "Kamihama specialty" right? I have never seen rolled noodle with this flavor and eating method in other places.

Although there are many similar "rolled rice noodles" in other places, I always feel that the taste is a little bit lacking, as if... I don't know how to put it, it seems that in order to prevent the rice noodles from rotting during transportation, the skin is made very thick, and it tastes like chewing dough, with the full taste of sauce, and no meat taste at all. The rice noodles at the breakfast shop downstairs from Elodie's house have very thin skin, and they put meat filling and seasonings while rolling, so the taste is very even.

It's like the difference between machine-made or frozen dumplings and the dumplings your parents made when you were a child - I made a lot of dumplings when I was in the orphanage, and the skin was thin, the filling was full, and it was full of juice when you took a bite. But now you can tell from the skin of the dumplings that it's very thick and made of flour, and when you bite it, the filling is a whole round, and the taste doesn't spread out at all, they are not the same thing at all.

"As long as it's wrapped by Nuoer, it's fine!"

Yin Xiamo came out of the bathroom: "Quick, quick, take off your clothes, your maid is in the bag, right?"

"Here I am."

I had no choice but to get my laundry and put it on the hanger in the bathroom.

I have the impression that this is not the first time Yin Xiamo has helped me wash clothes?

There is a washing machine in Elodi's house. I have asked Yin Xiamo about her method of washing clothes before. She said that she washes them by hand first, then uses a brush to clean the obvious stains on the clothes, and then puts them in the washing machine to wash them again. This is the way to go for coats and sheets.

Thinking of this, I took off my shirt in the bathroom, unbuttoned my pants, and handed the clothes to the girl next to me...

"Underwear too!"

"We don't need this, right?"

I hesitated: "I can wash this myself..."

"No need. I will be very careful with Noel's underwear."

Yin Xiamo said with a "you have to trust me" look: "Although I can't cook, I have learned a lot of life skills in the past few years. This needs special laundry detergent and needs to be washed carefully, right? I will distinguish them from outer clothes..."

“That’s not the question either.”

I quickly explained: "It's mainly because I always feel a little bit..."

"Does that mean Noel is shy?"

Yin Xiamo came up to me, also wearing only underwear, and her mouth made a W shape. She stretched out her hand and "slapped" it against the wet wall of the bathroom behind me: "Oh... We are an old couple, and you are shy even to wash underwear, Nuoer is really..."

This...what is going on!

Yin Xiamo suddenly approached me and I subconsciously took a few steps back, and bumped into the wall. I looked at the little hand beside me that was blocking my way back, and then looked at the girl in front of me.

Because we were so close, from my angle I could catch a glimpse of Yin Xiamo's obviously bulging white chest and flat, firm belly.

I didn’t notice it before, but now I see... this guy actually has abdominal muscles and a six-pack!

Although it was not very obvious, under the dim light of the bathroom and the fact that the girl was slightly bent over, I noticed the curve of her belly.

It's the kind of situation that's similar to the label "Ultimate Belly" that often appears in the blue software. The belly has a faint bulging curve, the flesh is very firm, and there is a vest line in the middle. It's the typical belly that only girls who do regular body shaping exercises will have.

Then above this tempting belly is the chest wrapped in a bra.

It's not big, but because she's only wearing underwear, the cup size is obviously much fuller and the shape is particularly beautiful compared to the previous "Death Suit" that didn't show her figure at all.

"Uh...you..."

After being attracted by the girl's perfect figure for a while, I came back to my senses and turned my head away: "It's not that I'm shy..."

"Yin Nuoer."

At this time, Elodie's voice came from outside the bathroom: "There is something I want to tell you in advance..."

Then, she saw Yin Xiamo and I in the bathroom wearing only underwear.

Yin Xiamo leaned against the bathroom wall with one hand to block my retreat, and grabbed my shoulder with the other hand. I squatted slightly and leaned against the wall, at a loss.

"Ok?"

Elodie outside had an expression that said, "So you guys have come to this point?" "Maybe I came at the wrong time?"

"that……"

I turned around quickly: "Boss, what's the matter?"

"I'm going to go back upstairs and continue playing games for a while. Contact me when you're done."

Elodie walked out of the bathroom again: "You can shout from downstairs or contact me on QQ about the novel."

"it is good……"

Watching Elodie leave, Yin Xiamo, who was holding me with a "domineering president" posture, first looked at my "barren" chest, then looked at my belly, and thought for a while: "Well... I can't let you wash it, but Nuoer has to reward me."

I blurted out: "What award..."

Before I could finish my words, Yin Xiamo came close to me and put her little mouth close to mine.

Eh?

Is it possible...

At the moment when we were about to touch, the girl who was very close to me suddenly changed her target and kissed me on the right cheek.

"Okay, I'm going to do the laundry."

Taking the clothes I changed out of, Yin Xiamo walked out of the bathroom: "My little pet, remember to wash quickly, wash it nice and clean, I need to find a pillow later!"

"..."

After Yin Xiamo walked out, I was speechless for a long time in the bathroom.

At this moment, the soft touch and warmth of the girl's cherry lips are still echoing on my right cheek.

She didn't kiss me directly just now?

Generally, that posture according to the routines in movies or comics has to be forced... ahem, what is going on?

She didn't even face her mouth...

Wait a minute…what am I expecting?

A few seconds later, I suddenly came to my senses, slowly stood up, and covered my left chest which was beating my pounding heart.

Why should I care where she kisses? It's wrong to kiss anywhere, right?

It must be that the catnip smell on Yin Xiamo's body has not completely dissipated, which made me have such messy thoughts. It must be that.

That girl was definitely playing a prank just now, I could almost see the devil horns on her head!

Feeling confused, I walked to the bathroom door, closed it and locked it.

Then I went under the shower, took off my underwear, and turned on the hot water.

At this moment, in the bathroom, because Yin Xiamo had just taken a shower, the air was still filled with the strong smell of shower gel, various cosmetics, and the unique smell of a girl.

Standing at the center of this smell vortex, I could only feel my brain becoming increasingly confused.

Ah...never mind, just take a shower and go to bed early.

After standing stupidly under the shower head for nearly five minutes, I finally came out of my "brain freeze" state, "ended the unresponsive process" and took the shampoo on the side.

Next comes daily hair care and body washing.

Shampoo, shower gel, facial cleanser, treatment...

If it were an ordinary girl, she would usually wash her hair, take a shower, change clothes and then do skin care and beauty. I brought the boys' way over. When taking a shower, I do the whole process in one go, washing my hair, face, taking a shower, doing skin care, and then washing my underwear. Finally, I finish by applying body lotion.

"Whoosh-"

After more than forty minutes in the dense mist, I changed into my nightgown and walked out of the bathroom feeling refreshed.

I have to say, this nightgown is really suitable for girls to wear after taking a bath. I never realized it before.

The clothes are soft and weightless, and the texture fits the skin very well, making it easy to walk in them.

Men's pajamas and long-sleeved shirts and long trousers are all fake. They are completely inferior to nightgowns in terms of comfort.

I feel that boys who live alone or are not shy can buy something similar. After all, they can wear it before going to bed and won’t be going out, so they can do whatever is comfortable.

"Is my little kitty pillow marinated?"

Hearing the voice from this side, Yin Xiamo, who had just finished drying clothes on the balcony, trotted over and observed my body: "Well, perfect! It seems that I can have a good sleep tonight! It would be better if the breasts were bigger. I rubbed them for a long time last night but couldn't find the right position..."

"All they do is lust after lust, all they do is lust after lust!"

I couldn't bear it any longer, so I stretched out my hand and pinched Yin Xiamo's face twice, pulling her face away: "Where is your dignity as the god of death? Where is your arrogant look before! Besides, didn't you create my body? If you want big breasts, you should have increased the size when you pinched her face!"

"As the god of death... I only use my authority when necessary."

Yin Xiamo was pinched on the face, so she couldn't speak clearly: "But it's definitely not... Well, at a time like this... our Nuo'er has also started to care about the size of her breasts?"

"How could I care? I'm just an uncle..."

At this point, I deliberately glanced in the direction of Elodie's bedroom upstairs: "Would I care about this? Only a stupid loli would think about the tablet on her chest every day!"

“Who are you calling a tablet?”

Yin Xiamo's face was filled with black lines: "Believe it or not, I will add more attributes to your body... such as safe delivery type, sickly, obedient, and pure!"

"You would have done it a long time ago if you could!"

I let go of my hand and pretended to have a headache: "Really, there is not a single day that is serious."

Back in Yin Xiamo's air-conditioned cool room, I stretched and took my phone.

[She's really cute. Look at the slice of that outdoor anchor. I have a feeling this little girl from Kamihama City is going to be famous.]

[Her CP is also very beautiful, giving the feeling of an adult succubus. Are they hyping it up or are they serious? ]

[At that time, I saw the reverse pictures of the Kamihama Comic Exhibition. Many of the cosplayers there were not very good, but the poster girl with a melon bag surprised me. It turns out there is a sequel.]

[Does she work part-time at a cafe? Or a maid cafe?]

Recently, the discussions about "Kamihama Comic Exhibition Little Lolita" and "Kamihama Super Cute Lolita Maid" in various QQ groups I joined have been getting more and more frequent.

Originally, the previous "Melon Bag Poster Girl" and "Beijing Cat Cafe Maid" were all photos, and it could be said that the pictures were photoshopped. There is no one in the world who is so cute and so in line with the "two-dimensional aesthetics". But since I went on the live broadcast room of "Extreme Adventure King Liu Ziyi" this afternoon, the rumors about whether those pictures were "beautified with photoshop" disappeared directly.

Because the "Extreme Adventure King Liu Ziyi" usually plays for real and relies on technology to attract fans, there is no precedent for live broadcasting with beauty filters.

Except for the last few days, his live broadcasts and videos are basically like this: "Brothers, I found a cave in a certain town that is said to have existed for hundreds of years." "Today we are going to explore the 'Wolong Cave' in this small village. People in the village said that a 20-meter python appeared in this cave." "A friend told me that there is a cave in a certain place in a certain village and no anchor dares to go? Arrange it!"

The scenery of nature is not like human faces and furniture. It is basically possible to tell at a glance whether the beauty filter is on or not. In addition, that "Liu Ziyi" has always appeared without makeup. When he was in the same frame with me this afternoon, those fans recognized at a glance that the host they followed was still that ugly, and I was so cute next to him, and the two of us formed a strong contrast.

In addition, Yin Xiamo, whose appearance and skin were also beautiful and did not look like an earthling, also appeared on the screen, completely setting off various QQ groups and video websites.

"Exploration King Liu Ziyi has set off a big trend this time. This must be the cutest girl I have ever seen."