I will never give in to Miss Death

"The Kamijama Maid Slice You're Looking For, HD Version"

"Liu Ziyi's Maid Shop Live Broadcast, No Cuts Throughout"

A large number of videos were produced and a large number of screenshots were moved to various QQ groups and WeChat groups.

For a while, almost all the QQ and WeChat groups I was in were discussing——

[Who is that little girl named Nuoer? Is it a new marketing method for capital?]

[I found her Tongmeng.com account, but there doesn't seem to be any updates. Could it be fake? ]

[The newly registered account seems to be the new favorite of capital]

[Stop talking nonsense, okay? Brother Yi has never been into capital. He has offered to take creative incentives from Tongmeng.com. Have you ever seen him accept advertising? ]

The number of followers of the Tongmeng.com account "Xiao Xia Nuo Doesn't Hide from Cardboard Boxes" that Yin Xiamo and I jointly operated also soared from over 99 to in just a few hours. I received more than private messages, most of which were asking if I was the real person. There were also a few dirty messages. Some media even asked if I wanted to be an Internet celebrity and wanted me to sign a union contract.

Of these private messages, I only replied to a few people who asked serious questions, then closed the app, switched to QQ, and clicked on Elodie's avatar.

[I'm done washing, what's up, Boss? ]

After sending this message to Elodie, I went to the bathroom to get my underwear and hung it on the balcony.

"Noel."

After a while, Elodie, who was also wearing pajamas and white stockings, came downstairs. She was a little surprised to see me and asked, "Aren't you afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes when you go out like this?"

"I...I'll just hang out some clothes."

I explained casually: "I'll be back soon."

"I always wear socks even when I'm drying clothes up there because the mosquitoes are so nasty."

Elodie didn't ask in detail: "It's like this, I just told Rabbit in the game that I wanted to quit my job and become a maid. Rabbit asked me about the salary and environment of the cafe. As we chatted, she also wanted to quit her job."

"what?"

I was a little confused: "The rabbit is coming too?"

What about my editors? Both of my editors have left. Who will take care of my books?

But... to be honest, Rabbit does meet Ouyang Xue's standard of "a maid must have good looks and a good figure".

When I was at the comic convention before, the rabbit left a very deep impression on me.

When I saw her for the first time, I felt that she was like one of those... very mature girl-type characters in anime, such as Kasumigaoka Utaha in “How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend”, or Sakurajima Mai in “Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai”, and Kuroyukihime from “Accel World”, all of whom are the type with black stockings and tall figures.

I don’t know how to evaluate the Death Girl Yin Xiamo for now. As for Elodie, she is the type of “contrasting cute” girl, with a small round face, short arms and legs, soft on the outside but sharp-tongued on the inside but very friendly to her friends. As for the Rabbit Lan Jiajia, I think this is the name Lan Jiajia, when we first met at the comic convention, the Rabbit’s black stockings, long legs and nearly perfect figure made me unforgettable at first sight.

Although Rabbit's appearance is not as cute as Elodie's, her figure is more mature than Elodie's. If she were to come to the coffee shop, she would probably be very popular with customers who like older sisters.

"In fact, Tu Zi wanted to resign a long time ago. She felt that she was not suitable for the position of editor."

Elodie yawned, "She didn't say she had to come. She meant to come here tomorrow and talk to the store manager. But your editor-in-chief will probably be replaced."

"I don't quite understand."

I put the clothes rail aside and returned to the living room from the balcony. "Didn't they say that the melon-wrapped rabbit was particularly well received by the author?"

"It is precisely because she is so popular, has such a good temper, and is not decisive enough when encountering problems that she is not suitable for this position."

Elodie was silent for a few seconds. "Including that Uncle Bei, this is the second time she's had an accident this month. I heard from the editor-in-chief of Honeydew Bag that similar things happen almost every month."

"Something like that?"

I remembered the incident in which the new author “Uncle Beisan” kept scolding other people in the signing group because a male author used a female avatar. He finally quit the group and falsely accused the Rabbit editor group of using privileges to kick people out: “Has there been such a thing before?”

"Too many, because Tuzi is easy to talk to and is very responsible to every author. He sends them tutorial materials and guides them in writing books and discussing plots from morning to night every day. He also has a good relationship with the authors in the group. After chatting a lot, many authors mistakenly think that they are close friends with Tuzi and that they will definitely get recommendations if they ask for them themselves."

Elodie sat down on the armrest of the sofa in the living room. "As a result, because some of these authors often stopped updating, some of them wrote articles of unusual subject matter, and some of them had a history of stopping updating when they were in the recommended position, Rabbit did not recommend them. These authors thought that Rabbit had privileges and felt that since they had such a good relationship with her, why shouldn't she recommend them? So they made a scene and said bad things about her on various websites... In fact, Rabbit treated almost every author like that."

understood.

After Elodie explained it, I understood it instantly.

This is just like the head teacher is very close to every student in the class. Some students become arrogant and call the head teacher their brother. They fight secretly, skip classes, and refuse to hand in homework. They think the head teacher will turn a blind eye because of their good relationship. As a result, the head teacher can't stand it anymore and says a few words to them. These people think it is too much and feel that the head teacher is "not a brother" and start to say bad things about the head teacher behind his back.

Having experienced the "Uncle Bei San" incident, I can fully understand it. When that person had the first quarrel with others in the group, Rabbit took immediate action, whether it was banning or warning, and perhaps there would be no subsequent incidents. However, Rabbit himself might have a more "gentle" temperament, thinking that everyone was the author of the group and that the quarrel would not go too far. He did not deal with it at the first time and let them continue, and finally the conflict in the group broke out.

If this matter were to be spread to Elodie's group, and Elodie saw it, she would probably say a few words to him -

[What? Men can’t use female heads? Then can I use a macho head now?]

[I am Zero, can I use Belia's avatar? ]

[Writing a book is a hassle, why bother with other people's avatars? You want a minotaur who is someone else's wife?]

[If you have that ability, and your writing ranks first on the best-selling list, then if you see someone whose avatar you don't like, give him a reward of 100,000 or 80,000 yuan and ask him to change his avatar to Peppa Pig, I guarantee that he won't have a single complaint]

"..."

This doesn't mean that Tu Zi is not suitable to be an editor. Generally, that kind of "author" is gone and gone, and few people will believe if you post on various websites to slander the editor. But the main thing is... if the editor himself sees it, he will be very sad.

After seeing many similar things, Rabbit would easily think, "I may not be suitable for this line of work" every time he saw those remarks.

“Who will be my editor in the future?”

I felt that this was not something I could change, so I had to follow Elodie's lead and ask, "Is the signing recommendation process still the same as before?"

"Don't worry, no matter how many times we change editors, you authors will have all the resources you need. You don't have to worry about it."

Elodie nodded: "Rabbit wants me to tell you that your new book has a high readership so far. If you can keep writing steadily without any plot problems, the subscription rate should be good."

The follow-up rate is quite high?

A high follow-up rate means that a book has many real readers, rather than just "dead collections". This is a very important data for editors, as it is related to recommendation weight, subscription sharing, and other things directly related to royalties.

My book... According to the previous algorithm, if it really has a "high follow-up rate" as Rabbit said, it means that even if the number of collections is low, when it is put on the shelves, the subscription rate will be much higher than that of novels with the same collection.

When I started writing a new book, I predicted that the monthly income after it was put on the shelves would be about 2000 yuan. Now I hear the editor say in person that "the readership is high", so the income by then may be 2500 yuan or even 3000 yuan.

If I can work in a coffee shop during the day and come back at night to keep up to date, the salary from the coffee shop plus the royalties should be enough for me to earn over ten thousand yuan a month.

That was my previous three or even four months’ salary…

"Is that all the rabbit said?"

"Well, she hasn't confirmed that she will come, but her position will be adjusted for sure. You and the authors in the Rabbit Group will probably receive a notice tomorrow and all of them will be transferred to the new editor..."

"Both of you!"

As he was speaking, Yin Xiamo came out of the kitchen with two bottles of milk in her hands.

I recognized it as the locally produced, expiring milk she had brought back from her previous job at the grocery store that couldn't sell.

"It's so late, don't discuss work. If Bunny really wants to apply for a job at the coffee shop, we can talk then!"

After handing one bottle of milk to Elodie and the other to me, Yin Xiamo patted my shoulder like a big sister and said, "Drink this to make your breasts bigger."

"Well, actually, there's nothing particularly important. It's just that Rabbit might be leaving soon. I heard that you live with me, so I told you in particular that there is a market for new books, so don't stop updating. If there are readers who specifically want to write about your previous book at Yaedo, you can continue to update it, but there is no way to save the readers who are obsessed with it."

Elodie said as she drank her milk and went upstairs: "That's it for now, I'll go to the company tomorrow to discuss my resignation."

"Good night."

"An'an."

After watching Elodie disappear down the second floor, I looked at the bottle of milk in my hand and asked, "Are you sure drinking this will make your breasts bigger?"

"If you can't, rub it for me when we sleep together at night."

Yin Xiamo smiled and said, "It will definitely grow bigger this way."

"Go! Go! Go."

I took the bottle and headed to my room: "I'm going to write in my diary."

"..."

[I went back to the small apartment today. The environment and public security there are still so bad]

In front of the small wooden table, I drank milk and wrote word by word in my diary:

[The shoe thief is here again. I wonder if the "Stone Man" in Building 1 will start banging stones again in the middle of the night.]

[I went to the hospital with a big boss in the afternoon and met her daughter Lu Xinmeng, a very cute name. When I saw her, I realized that my previous book actually had such a lovely reader.]

[The coffee shop is now officially open. After dinner, I had a small meeting with Xiaomo, Elodie, Sister Ouyang, and Master Wang. This meeting may be recorded in the history of the coffee shop in the future.]

[Of course, that must be based on the premise that the coffee shop can operate healthily]

[Hmm… I’m sleepy. I’ll write this much for now. I’m going to sleep with a shameless guy tonight. I hope I can have a good sleep.]

After finishing my diary, I put the notebook in the drawer, turned off the light, walked into Yin Xiamo's room across the street, and deliberately used an "emperor" tone -

"My beloved! Please sleep with me!"

"..."

……

No. 109 Beware of the Death God from Another World Playing the Lily Card

[The meaning of this action is...]

[Ah... There's no special meaning. I just think you're cute, so I pinched your face to show my friendliness. Girls' faces are soft, and I've wanted to try this for a long time.]

【…】

[Of course, I would only do this to a girl I particularly like and am very familiar with]

【…】

[Ah... um... it's useless to pinch an old man like me. My face is hard to pinch, it's wrinkled, right... um, right? ]

【really】

[Ah... I finally let go. Looking at your expression... are you daydreaming again? ]

[The skin of the elves seems to meet the "soft" standard you mentioned very well, and is the purest, clearest, and softest of all races. They are nourished by the water of life all year round and live in the forest. They are the race closest to nature.]

[Hmm... then what? Momo and I don't seem to be elves, right? Why did you suddenly think of that race? ]

【nothing……】

【…】

"..."

When I opened my eyes, the first thing that caught my eye was Yin Xiamo's charming and handsome little face.

Compared to the "Grim Reaper Girl" when we first met, her deep eyes were less cold and more tender.

Sometimes I really wonder if the Grim Reaper back then and the Grim Reaper now are the same person. The difference in their personalities is too great.

The previous Grim Reaper girl could end my life with her scythe without hesitation, and could say such words to me so coldly. But after I became a girl and experienced that rainstorm, her personality suddenly changed from a cold and ruthless killer to an innocent girl next door. Did something happen on that day of the rainstorm?

Or... as a person who has lived for more than 6,000 years, switching personalities is already a common occurrence?

Just like what was written in the memo on her cell phone, the reason why she was so mean to me when we first met was to intimidate me, make me accept my identity as a girl, and lay the groundwork for "taking down the weak Nuoer" in the future?

"woke up?"

Under my gaze, Yin Xiamo blinked her beautiful eyes, her butterfly-like eyebrows fluttered slightly, and she sat up on the small bed: "You are really a sensitive little kitty, you wake up at the slightest movement."

"What a sensitive... wuah... kitty."

My mind was still a little unclear, so I sat up and stretched.

This action caused the small strap of my nightgown, which was already on the edge of my shoulder, to slide down completely. The coldness on my shoulder made me pull the strap back out of habit.

"Originally, I wanted to let Nuoer know what a girl's happiness is."

Yin Xiamo in front of him showed a devilish expression: "It seems that the only way to implement this plan in the future is to use sleepy black tea."

"Where did you learn this joke about sleepy tea?"

I complained out of habit, then picked up the phone on the bedside table and glanced at the time.

Oh...ten minutes earlier than the alarm.

It seems that I have gotten used to getting up at this time.

"Really? It's very comfortable, isn't it? It's completely different from men?"