I will never give in to Miss Death

Yin Xiamo beside him was still excited: "It lasts for a long time, and there is no cooling time. If there are two girls, the effect will be doubled. What's more, there is a succubus in your body..."

I put my phone down, looked around, and picked up Yin Xiamo's phone.

"Hey, hey! What's your reaction?!"

"Beep Beep" I quickly entered the password to unlock the phone and went straight to the browser of this phone: "My intuition tells me that something is wrong with you so early in the morning. You must have watched something terrible last night or this morning..."

"and many more!"

Yin Xiamo quickly snatched the phone away: "It's illegal to peek into other people's privacy!"

"It's not what you said last night...you are already an old married couple."

Because I was so sleepy, I yawned again: "Since you are husband and wife, this is a civil dispute. There is no such thing as breaking the law."

"So you have already agreed to the term husband and wife?"

“Flexible identity.”

"What the hell is flexible identity?"

"It means agreeing when there is a need, and when there is no need... well."

I jumped off the small bed and changed into the small slippers beside the bed: "Ah... stop making trouble, I'm going to change my clothes."

Come to think of it, this guy did intend to do something to me before we went to bed last night.

After I said "My beloved concubine, please sleep with me," Yin Xiamo patted the empty seat beside her and said cooperatively, "Your Highness, please sleep with me."

And then…and then I was caught.

While shouting "Great" and "Little Nuo'er, come to mommy's arms", she held me in her arms and rubbed me for a while, while her hands and feet restlessly explored various parts of my body.

It wasn't until last night that I realized that girls' bodies... are really very sensitive.

I don’t know if it’s because this body was just “created” not long ago, or if the catnip effect on Yin Xiamo hasn’t worn off, but I have particularly strong feelings for her. In short... places like my earlobes, neck, waist, thighs, calves and even feet, if they are slightly touched, I will twist my whole body around involuntarily.

It feels a little itchy, and also a... very unfamiliar, but very comfortable feeling.

I had gone to bed with my pillow in my arms before 11 o'clock in the evening, but it was almost 12 o'clock before Yin Xiamo finally calmed down and fell asleep happily holding me in her arms.

If I have to say, I am indeed very curious about how girls feel in that aspect.

After all, I was an uncle before. Except for the fact that I had not experienced it in reality, I had seen many things that I should and shouldn't see. Now I am a girl, with a different body and different experiences, like looking at the blue sky and white clouds in the sky when I go out, the contact of my exposed skin with the air, the touch of my small feet when I walk, and the perspective of a short person, all these are very different from being an uncle.

When I was an uncle, I was more sensitive to "red" and "black". Red generally represents traffic lights or warning signs, and black represents various machines, such as excavators on the roadside, sports cars and drilling rigs on the street, etc. This metallic color makes me feel very "cool", and the whole world gives me a different feeling.

But after becoming a girl, I became interested in "cute" and "warm" colors such as pink and light blue. I usually would not pay any attention to roadside food stores that sold cute headwear or had signs with bunny and kitten patterns on them, but now I am easily attracted to such cute elements, and feel happy just looking at a store with such a sign.

Changes like these lurked silently in my life after I became a girl, causing the whole world to feel completely new to me.

Similarly, the few times I took a shower before, I would feel an inexplicable urge when looking at my body under the bathroom light.

But in the end, reason overcame impulse, and I knew I didn’t have enough time.

I have to update novels, scan the charts, prepare for all kinds of weird things, and even have to squeeze out the 20 minutes of nap at noon. Naturally, I am not in the mood to do weird things.

"Are you really not going to give it a try? We've slept together. I read in novels... if you sleep together, you can do anything. Why don't we try something that the heroes in previous lives haven't done?"

In the cozy little house, Yin Xiamo caught up with me as soon as she saw me leaving the house: "Of course, I want to be on top!"

"No, it won't work, it will hurt your body."

"Don't hurt your body. Your body is immortal..."

"You two are so early..."

As they were talking, Elodie, still dressed in pajamas and white silk, came down from the second floor: "What do you want to eat this morning?"

"Xiaomo said she wanted to eat rice noodle rolls."

I walked to the bathroom and grabbed a toothbrush and towel while saying, "Can I just buy the ingredients from them and make the rolls myself?"

"Yes, of course."

Elodie lazily hung half of her body on the stair railing, not noticing that the socks on her feet were one high and one low again: "When you go shopping later, bring back an extra bag of chili sauce."

"Okay, okay, I won't forget that you want spicy food, my editor."

"After today, I am no longer your editor."

……

Half an hour later, I brought back two big bags from the old breakfast shop downstairs that was said to be "not in the business of making money."

These two big bags, one contains the "skin" of the rolled noodles, which is crystal clear, tender and cold; the other is filled with "meat filling" and "seasonings", including chili sauce, soy sauce, yellow sauce and tomato sauce.

Just like Elodie said, the boss was very nice to talk to. When he heard that I wanted to buy some to make noodles at home and that there were two girls of the same age at home, he was very enthusiastic and generous and packed a lot of noodle wrappers and sauces for me.

"Take more. If you can't finish it, you can save it for lunch."

"The little sister should be a tenant who just moved in here recently, right? Come on, these are our little gifts."

"Eat more. If you're not satisfied, come down and get more. Look at your skinny arms and legs, haha..."

I put the skin and stuffing I brought back into two large plates, took out the chili sauce and gave Elodie a separate bowl. I sat next to Yin Xiamo and said, "Well, you can't cook, but you should have no problem doing handicrafts, right?"

The girl sat upright, acting like a good kid who was studying hard: "I'll try my best!"

"Look, the skin of this rolling noodle is rolled together, please spread it out."

I demonstrated how to make the rice noodle rolls to Yin Xiamo on the table and explained, "Like this... spread it out on one side, then start from here, add the filling with a spoon, then roll it up, and add more filling when it's almost done."

I have confirmed before that Yin Xiamo is not unable to cook because of her "unskillful hands and feet" or "wrong thinking". She probably just has a psychological trauma about cooking, and she will involuntarily do a lot of strange things when lighting a fire.

Or, to be more specific... she can't touch anything related to "heating", even if it's just a microwave.

In her previous life, Miss Death must have had some serious accident due to something like "flame" or "heat".

At least last night she was able to make something like "Lychee Mango Milk Tea". With a little guidance and teaching her what ingredients to put in and when, she would definitely have no problem making ordinary bubble milk tea.

By analogy, Yin Xiamo can definitely make snacks like rice noodle rolls that do not require heating or excessive processing and can be eaten directly after wrapping them.

"After rolling it up, dip it in your favorite sauce. The black one is soy sauce, the yellow sauce is yellow sauce, the ketchup is tomato sauce, and the chili sauce is chili sauce. You can put whatever you like, or two or three at a time."

After the demonstration, I took the finished rolled noodles into my own bowl and gave Yin Xiamo a look that said, "You do it again."

"Let me try."

Yin Xiamo took a roll of rice noodles from the bowl with some hesitation, tried to spread it out, then scooped some stuffing from the bowl of meat filling on the side with a spoon and added it to the roll of rice noodles little by little.

"Yes, that's it."

I encouraged him, "When you've added almost enough, just roll up the skin with your hands."

Yin Xiamo stood up, took the end of the curling powder, and began to roll forward.

"Yes, very good, follow this way..."

Elodie on the other side had already rolled up two strips of chili pork noodles and was eating them with gusto. I was still patiently instructing the girl in front of me: "Just like that... huh?"

Before I could praise Yin Xiamo, I don't know if she was too strong or did it on purpose, but the roll of noodles broke in two in the middle. The noodles that should have been rolled into a diameter of three or four centimeters suddenly became less than one centimeter thick.

Like spicy noodles.

"Uh...it's okay, you can pick up the rest later."

I was just about to say it was okay if it broke, but Yin Xiamo picked up the thin and long roll of noodles and asked, "Nuo'er, do you want to eat it?"

"Eh?"

I didn’t know how to respond for a moment: “You’re not… not going to continue?”

"It's cute even if it's this small, just like Noelle!"

Yin Xiamo directly put the rolled rice noodles in my bowl into her own bowl, and then handed the thin and long semi-finished product to my mouth: "Open your mouth, ah——"

I opened my mouth reflexively and bit one end of the "little curly powder".

Who knew that the girl in front of him would loosen her hand even faster, then move her little mouth closer and bite the other end.

Ah… um… hm?

"Ah wu wu wu..."

Yin Xiamo, who was biting one end of the vermicelli roll on the dining table, leaned forward slightly and moved her little mouth quickly towards me while chewing.

"belch……"

Elodie, who was sitting across the table from me, burped, glanced at Yin Xiamo and me, and continued to add chili sauce to her bowl nonchalantly.

"Ah ah ah..."

While I was stunned, Yin Xiamo had already eaten most of the vermicelli roll, and her little head quickly "moved" towards me.

Just when our mouths were about to touch, Yin Xiamo bit off the roll of rice noodle, swallowed the part she wanted to eat, showed a smile of success, and returned to her seat.

My mind was completely blank and I instinctively sucked the rest of the roll into my mouth.

"good to eat!"

Seemingly very satisfied, Yin Xiamo used a spoon to pick up some minced meat and sprinkled it on the skin of the rolled noodle. Then she "accidentally" broke the middle part and made a mini version of the rolled noodle.

"That... Xiao Nuoer?"

"Eat it yourself!"

I realized this guy was doing this on purpose and clenched my fists: "You can't even eat in peace, believe it or not, I'll bite you!"

"..."

After breakfast, it’s time for the daily routine of cleaning the house, packing up and getting ready for work.

Unlike the previous few days, today Elodie and Yin Xiamo changed into casual clothes and went out with me because they had to go to the coffee shop to meet Ouyang Xue first.

"Ah... I should have eaten all of that in one go..."

Along the way, Yin Xiamo had an intoxicated expression: "Nuo'er's expression is so cute, shocked, helpless, puzzled, confused... It's like a kitten eating catnip on the roadside and suddenly someone snatched its food away. It wants to bully it a few more times... Can we continue to eat rice rolls tomorrow?"

"not good."

Although I couldn't see it, I could clearly feel that my face was filled with black lines at this moment: "You are such a bad guy!"

"What's wrong with bad water? I am the god of death, the god of death, the outdated hero is no match for me!"

Yin Xiamo ran over and grabbed my shoulders, lowering her voice: "Beauty is only worthy of the strong! You are a beauty, then I am..."

"I have a suggestion, just a suggestion..."

Elodie, who was sandwiched between us, put on a dead fish face like "Captain Levi": "Yin Nuoer, you can consider registering a new author account, don't write the previous novels, give it a cute name, and then the subject of the new book will be about your encounter with Ms. Yin Xiamo, and label it with popular tags such as yuri's invincible daily life. If it doesn't work, add a gender change, it will be popular."

I smiled bitterly: "How can this be popular? Isn't it said that the average subscription of daily articles is generally very low?"

“You have to try to swim upstream.”

Elodie still had that deadpan expression on her face: "It's just like writing a diary, isn't it? Or you can add all sorts of elements based on your previous character settings, such as different worlds, heroes, and death gods, to create a big trend."

"Ah... Thank you for your suggestion, Mr. Editor. I will consider it."

At around seven in the morning, the small roads in Minami-nagi district were filled with old people and young people jogging.

We walked along the road all the way south and climbed a very small slope. From a distance, we saw the huge mushroom house on the top of the slope and Ouyang Xue moving things at the door.

"Sister Ouyang!"

I ran over quickly and looked at Ouyang Xue who was unloading boxes of goods with some curiosity: "Are you...well?"

"Much better, at least I don't have a fever anymore."

Ouyang Xue wiped the sweat from her forehead and cast a welcoming look in their direction: "Why are you three here so early?"

"Nuo'er usually comes out to work during this time."

Elodie was noncommittal: "What are these?"

"Oh, these?"

Ouyang Xue took a breath and said, "Some mosquito traps and floral water, and some books on raising cats."

"A book about raising cats?"

"I bought them from a flea market. Many of the decorative bookshelves in the store are empty. I put them up so that customers can look at them when they have nothing to do."

As she spoke, Ouyang Xue picked up the two large boxes on the ground again: "As for the mosquito traps... there is no other way. In summer, there are still mosquitoes in the store no matter how hard you try. Some customers who come in wearing short sleeves always complain. We have many cats in the store and we can't light mosquito coils."

At this time, Master Wang just came out of the store and greeted us enthusiastically when he saw us three: "Why are you three beautiful ladies here so early today?"

"We will be colleagues in the future, so of course I have to come here early to get familiar with the environment."