I will never give in to Miss Death
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The most important thing is that there are cameras everywhere in the store. In order to maintain my image, I cannot do anything too "rude" the whole time. I have to walk gracefully. I don’t know if it is my body’s instinct or the fact that wearing a maid outfit and small leather shoes makes me self-disciplined, but I maintain a relatively "ladylike" posture whether I am serving customers or taking food.
This looks good, but it's tiring.
But to be honest...I personally quite enjoy this feeling.
I probably have a "dedicating personality", the kind of "nice guy"... I will try to choose a support role in the game, I will be happy when I see my teammates getting kills and being super gods, I will say sorry if I accidentally steal a kill, and I will try my best to help others in daily life.
Although I was very tired when working as a maid these days, every time I saw that the customers in the store were satisfied with the food and my service, I felt very happy and fulfilled.
Although I know that most customers are happy because they see a "cute loli" like me, but appearance is also a part of one's "dedication" anyway. If they are happy and show satisfied expressions, I will be happy too.
When I learned from Miss Death and in my dreams that I was a hero in my previous life, I was actually more confused.
Because if I really am the reincarnation of that hero, and I have the same personality as the hero, then the hero himself is probably also a "dedicated person".
Through the hero’s attitude towards the little devil in the dream, I can also understand that the hero, like myself, is also a “good guy”.
If a protagonist with this kind of personality were placed in a modern novel, especially an online novel, he would be criticized by everyone.
Apart from anything else, the novel’s collection will definitely not increase, there will definitely be no subscriptions, and the book review section may be full of abuse.
Moreover, the "Guidelines for Online Writing" that Editor Tu Zi sent me earlier also stated that the protagonist cannot do things that require unconditional dedication.
Everyone has become accustomed to decisive killing and selfishness, but the "hero" in the dream does not belong to this type. When he rescued the little devil from the ruins, it did not bring him any benefits in terms of process and results.
It was the demons who destroyed the hero's hometown, and the little devil was also a demon.
Just like Rik and Shubi in "No Game No Life Zero", Shubi's race, the Mecha-Machina, destroyed Rik's hometown, but when the two met, Rik still chose to accept the Mecha-Machina Shubi.
Similarly, in my dream, the hero knew that his hometown was destroyed by the demons, and that the "Demon King" in the world was also a demon, but he still took the little devil away in the war and treated him as a relative. The two of them often went hungry during the journey. If the hero did not have a "dedicated personality" like me, according to the protagonist template of the current mainstream online novels, he would definitely ignore any passers-by, then hide and develop, use all available resources to arm himself, and finally kill the Demon King, complete his revenge, and dominate the world.
Even if a hero has the desire and wants to find a woman, he will definitely look for someone who has certain talents, is beautiful in appearance, or has a unique race.
For example, elves or cat-eared girls.
At worst, the heroes in online novels will look for a woman who is not much weaker than himself, or even stronger than himself. The former is the template of the orthodox and cool novel, and the latter is the reverse female-dominant novel.
However, the "brave man" in the dream has always been accompanied by the little devil who knows nothing.
He can't speak, doesn't know magic, doesn't have human morals, and is always getting into trouble.
It was the brave man who taught her martial arts and magic, taught her what morality and kindness are, and taught her the way of "salvation".
I actually feel that such a hero should be a "priest" or "monk" or something like that in the team, and cannot be a team leader.
Of course, I also saw the final barrier of the hero with a "dedicated personality" - he was betrayed by an unknown companion, died miserably, and was reincarnated on Earth and turned into a little loli by the little devil he had personally raised.
I also often hope to change this kind of personality of mine. For example, when playing games, I try to choose the main heroes who can show off and carry the whole game. But no matter how many kills I make in that game or how exciting the win is, I don’t feel as fulfilled as playing a support role with 0 kills and dozens of assists.
It was like a strange kind of body control that I couldn't change at all, and in the later stages I just gave up, lay down, and did whatever made me happy.
"Are you going to kill all the Kirito? Sister No'er said someone from the group has already arrived."
"Yes, this is my friend Maple."
"Hello everyone, I'm Hiiragi Otonome from the group, my previous ID was Youtiao-kun doesn't like youtiao."
After eating and drinking, Li Denghua and Lu Xinmeng came to the cat living area in the afternoon and had their first "meeting" with "Cai Jingtong" and "Maple" who had been playing with the cats there for a long time.
"Oh, I know you, the group leader's number one fan girl. You disappeared for a long time. What happened to your feet?"
"It's not the foot, it's the heart. I just had a heart transplant and I'm still recuperating."
"Ah... sorry, are you okay?"
"I'm fine now. The operation went very smoothly. The doctor said I was the chosen one. I think it must be Brother Nuoer who is blessing me..."
"Brother Nuoer?"
"Nothing, nothing. Ah ha ha, I came here to exchange a cat. Sister Nuoer said there are many cute cats here. The purring of cats can help wounds heal faster. I want to get a few more cats..."
From the cat-ear headphones on her head, it can be heard that Lu Xinmeng seems to be having a very happy chat with Tongtong and the others. Even Li Denghua, the "science genius" who has never liked making friends, uses cats as a bridge and joins the cat-stroking group of several girls.
"If you want a purring cat, I recommend this one. Lulu and I have been observing it for a long time, and this cat purrs the loudest."
"Eh? What kind of cat is this? Its face is so flat..."
"The Exotic Shorthair cat is also called Garfield. You must have seen the cartoon Garfield, right? The Garfield cat in the cartoon is named after this cat, but Garfield is a name, not a breed. I just found out after asking the head maid here. Exotic Shorthair cat is its breed name, and Garfield is a nickname, just like Cheese Cat. Cheese Cat is a nickname, and the breed name is American Shorthair."
"Is that the… exotic, uh, Garfield cat that purrs so loudly?"
"Yes, its name seems to be Kewpie... If you don't like it, there's this one, a ginger cat. It's really fat and purrs really loudly, like a greasy uncle, haha..."
Listening to the girls' chatter in the headphones, I sat on the massage chair and scanned the QR code next to it with my mobile phone. I put my legs together, pulled the chair pillow to the bottom, lay down, and started the machine.
"Buzzing..."
At a slow and comfortable frequency, I slowly closed my eyes.
It’s great to have gotten through the opening phase of a new store smoothly…
Recalling the sudden visit from the "Kamihama Gourmet" program crew in the morning, I felt relieved.
At present, the most discussed things on the Internet about "Yin Nuoer", the "Maid of the Kamijou Cat Cafe", are things like turning on beauty filters and "cooperation with capital".
Because the "Shangjing Cat Cafe PV" edited and produced by Ouyang Xue was on the homepage of Tongmeng.com and recommended, it attracted a lot of people. Some people have bad tempers. When they clicked in and saw that Yin Nuoer was as cute as a perfect loli rendered with 3D software, they went to investigate information related to me, and then my QQ number and the QQ group of the novel were exposed.
The appearance of the "Kamihama Gourmet" program team felt like a timely help to me.
I watched this program a lot when I was a child. It almost never engages in commercial cooperation or advertising, and has a very high reputation in Kamihama City.
It is said that the "Shinbin Food" program team was originally invested and established by a wealthy man in the Glory District. It is rumored that the wealthy man likes food, but often suffers from not being able to find delicious food, so he invested in setting up such a team. Their daily tasks are mainly to collect some folk snacks, then do reviews, and shoot them into programs to be broadcast on TV stations.
For example, if the spicy hot soup in a snack bar in a small county town in Shenbin City tastes very good, the team will go directly to the store and secretly investigate the store's hygiene conditions, material standards, and opening history, etc., and then play the role of ordinary people to buy a few items from their store, and invite professional tasters within the team and ordinary people to try the food and give their evaluation based on appearance, taste, price, etc.
To date, the program "Kamihama Food" has a history of nearly 20 years. It has introduced countless delicacies and is one of the few program groups in the minds of the people that "dares to tell the truth."
This program crew came to interview the coffee shop. Regardless of whether the food is delicious or not, at least the rumors on the Internet about me "beautifying" and "stacking filters" can probably be dispelled.
"Whoosh..."
By the way, why haven’t Bingling Duck and the others arrived yet? It’s already afternoon.
And there is Xiong Xiong, who is the most mysterious person in the group. Although she has never revealed her identity, she always gives people the feeling that she is a "big boss". What kind of person is she in real life?
Bear...Hoohoo...Bear bravely enters another world...Fighting X-love...Summer is back...
They all seem to be extraordinary... characters.
Lying on the slightly vibrating chair, I quickly fell asleep after a tiring day.
【…】
[Momo, have you ever thought about what we would do if we really defeated the devil one day in the future and the world was at peace? ]
【Defeat the devil and get married】
[Ah? Marriage? Wait, do you know what this word means? ]
【Can’t we get married? 】
[This is not a question of whether or not, you... do you know what you are talking about? I am just an ordinary human. If it weren't for the magic that has a certain effect of extending life, I would probably have died...]
[Then wait until you are reincarnated, and we will get married in that world]
[Momo, we haven't figured out the concept of soul yet, and it's still uncertain whether there is reincarnation. Instead of thinking about such unproven things, why not think about your future? You are a demon, and you still have a long life...]
[My life is given by you. Without you, no matter how long my life is, it is meaningless]
[You girl...]
[Forget it, I won’t ask anymore, let’s go to bed early today]
【…】
"Noer..."
"Nuo'er! Kitty, little pet Yin Nuo'er!"
Eh?
I opened my eyes dazedly when I heard the voice mixed with the fragrance of a young girl.
"You've already slept for half an hour and three minutes. Even the donkeys in the production team don't dare to rest like this!"
In front of the massage chair, Yin Xiamo, who was also wearing a maid outfit, held up her phone: "Tongtong, you have something to ask."
"Tongtong?"
It took me a while to react and I yawned, "What do you mean my family...others have families."
Standing up from the massage chair, I stretched, checked my clothes, and stretched my feet.
Well... the little shoes are fine, and the sweat on the stockings has dried, but because I lay down for too long, the hem of the maid outfit is a little messy.
"what time is it now?"
I asked Yin Xiamo beside me while adjusting my skirt.
Yin Xiamo crossed her arms and said, "Two fifty."
"Aren't the ducks here yet?"
"Duck? I don't know what duck."
Yin Xiamo pointed to the cat living area and said, "Tongtong, Xinmeng and the others are waiting for you."
"wait for me?"
I asked curiously, "Why are they waiting for me? Do they want to eat fried chicken?"
Generally, business in coffee shops goes into a slow period after 2 p.m., and I usually take a break around this time.
If Ouyang Xue is not busy during the half hour I sleep, she will take over my work. If she is too busy, she will directly direct the occasional customers who come into the store to the kitchen. After they place an order, the chef will cook on the spot and they can take the food on the spot and find a seat to sit down.
But looking at the situation in the coffee shop today... there seem to be quite a lot of people?
I looked around the somewhat quiet coffee shop.
Compared to the morning and noon, there were not many fewer people in the coffee shop at this time, but most people were not eating. Some people were playing games at their seats with headphones on, some were playing board games at the table with their friends, some went directly to the cat living area, and some simply sat on the massage chair and fell asleep like me.
"I don't know about that, but I guess... maybe he wants to talk to you about the past?"
Yin Xiamo had a sinister expression on her face: "You are not qualified to be a group leader. Others are die-hard fans who have supported your books for so many years and finally mustered up the courage to meet you offline, but you left them alone."
"I can't help it. Isn't this... too busy?"
I yawned and walked towards the cat living area. "Besides, Tongtong is not my biggest fan."
After going through so many things, at least 70% of my readers are now "book-watchers" who have been reading the book to the point of being too lazy to read it, and "abandoners" who have turned to reading other novels after joining the group. Less than 20% are book-chasers.
Tongtong belongs to the "abandoned party", but because she met Bingling Duck and others in the group, and they often played games together, she did not quit the group.
"Don't make a fuss. I was here first."
"I'll give you 20, let me sit down first, okay?"
After I left my seat, out of the corner of my eye I saw that the three boys who had just been playing board games were surrounding the massage chair behind me, and they were arguing about the "right to use" the chair.
"Tongtong!"
Thinking that the massage chairs can be used by anyone by scanning the code, and the cleaning lady will change the sanitary covers regularly every day, I ignored the customers at the chairs and came to the cat living area. I waved to the girls inside and said, "Are you looking for me?"
It can be seen that on the cat running wheel side of the cat living area, Li Denghua, Lu Xinmeng, Cai Jingtong and her college roommate Maple are gathered together. The Lu Xinjian couple and Li Denghua's mother are probably tired from playing, and are sitting on the sofa next to them with their eyes closed for a nap.
I don't know if she really believed what her father said about the "cat purring therapy", but Lu Xinmeng put a lot of relatively small cats on her wheelchair, feeding them snacks and stroking their heads. From a distance I could hear a "purring" sound, as if someone's motorcycle was about to take off.
"Yeah, are you awake?"
Tongtong was holding a ragdoll cat. She was now covered in cat fur. "I heard from Xia Mo that you two have a very good relationship. Do you want to play a game?"
"game?"
I was even more confused: "What game?"
"It's a game that tests relationships. Lulu and I often play it. It's rare to see someone who's similar to us in real life... Ahem, let me explain."
Putting down the ragdoll cat in his arms, Tongtong took out a pen and paper from somewhere: "The rules are very simple. I ask the questions. For example, I ask you a question now, 'Does Xia Mo like milk?' Then Xia Mo writes down the answer in advance. There are only two options: yes and no. If you answer correctly, Xia Mo must answer a question for you. If you answer incorrectly, you must answer a question from Xia Mo or accept a certain action she proposes. For example, if she asks you to learn to meow, you cannot refuse."
Isn't this just truth or dare, just in a different way?
Considered a couple's edition?
"Yeah, I want to play this."
Before I could express my opinion, Yin Xiamo came over excitedly and looked at me provocatively: "Xiao Nuo'er, you won't dare, will you?"
You two wouldn't have conspired with each other while I was sleeping, right?
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