I will never give in to Miss Death

I was busy in the hall the whole morning, and Tongtong and Maple were almost always playing with the cats here, and the cat living area was managed by Yin Xiamo. As long as Yin Xiamo and Tongtong talked about some topics like "how to seduce girls", wouldn't I be in danger?

I looked at Maple who was sitting on the floor hugging a blue cat and sucking it.

Well, it looks like I can't count on her.

"Duck and the others haven't arrived yet?"

"No, Ya Zi and Bing Ling just said in the group ten minutes ago that they had just arrived in Shenbin City. They should be taking the subway now. They should be here in another twenty minutes."

Tongtong continued in a seductive tone: "So I said I could play games while waiting for them."

"OK then."

For some reason, I, who never really liked "gambling", accepted the proposal: "Who goes first?"

"Let me ask you first. The signature maid comes first."

Tongtong handed Yin Xiamo a pen and paper, then motioned for me to turn around: "I'll ask a simpler question for the first question... Nuoer, do you think Xiamo likes cats? Come on, Xiamo, write the answer on the paper first."

Do you like cats?

This question...I...how should I answer?

Wait, let me sort this out.

From a universal perspective, Yin Xiamo had no reason to hate cats, and she called me "kitty cat" quite often, so my answer of "yes" was definitely correct.

But the biggest problem here is... she is Yin Xiamo, Miss Death.

He is the god of death who has lived for more than 6,000 years! He is definitely scheming!

"..."

I turned around and saw Yin Xiamo, holding a paper, smiling and returning the pen to Cai Jingtong.

Yin Xiamo has never missed any opportunity to bully me.

So... can it be understood that there is a high possibility that she deliberately filled in "don't like" in order to make me answer wrong?

After all, if I were to do this kind of thing, assuming I knew that Yin Xiamo knew that I liked kittens, I might deliberately say that I don’t like them.

Yes, that should be the case.

"Yin Xiamo should like kittens in theory, but——"

Looking at the half-smiley expression of Miss Death opposite me, I snorted softly: "But what she wrote on the paper is definitely that she doesn't like it."

"sure?"

Tongtong on the side put on a "fighting" look: "Regardless of the facts, do you think Xia Mo will write down that she doesn't like it on the paper? We will make a judgment based on the answer on the paper, okay?"

I nodded: "OK."

Yin Xiamo kept a smile on her face and slowly turned the paper over——

【like】

It also comes with an emoticon in the style of a little girl and a kitten making the (^-^)V sign.

What?

"Noer, you lose."

Under my surprised gaze, Yin Xiamo looked happy: "You have to agree to one request of mine!"

How can it be!

She... Yin Xiamo, the god of death, actually didn't play any tricks?

Or did she anticipate that I would anticipate that she was playing tricks on me?

"Ahem, this..."

Tongtong on the side coughed a few times: "Lulu and I often play this game in the dormitory. I will admit defeat if I lose. Nuoer, you..."

I swallowed my saliva. "What should I do?"

"Hold on."

As if she had prepared it long ago, Yin Xiamo took out the couple's mobile phone I bought for her from behind her maid skirt, showed me the screen, and gestured to the cats next to her: "Go to the middle of the group of cats, strike this pose, and then recite these lines in a shy tone."

"These lines?"

I just glanced at the content, and my feet wrapped in white stockings and maid leather shoes could not help but curl inwards slightly in embarrassment: "Can I change one..."

"No."

Yin Xiamo smiled and said, "I have been looking forward to this moment for a long time. If you don't accept it, you can win it back later."

Ahhhhh…these two people…

These two people definitely discussed this beforehand!

Although I was unwilling, with the mentality of "winning it back later", I walked towards the cat climbing frame that Yin Xiamo pointed to.

This location has always been the best resting place for most cats in the store because there are many cat climbing frames and two cat running wheels next to it. At this time, there are no less than twenty cats curled up near the cat climbing frames. When they saw me coming, the cats consciously gave up their seats.

"Um... um..."

Dressed in a maid outfit, I sat down under the cat climbing frame in a duck-like position, made an embarrassed expression, and raised my hands to my chest.

"That... that..."

I recalled the words I had just seen on Yin Xiamo's phone and said, "Master, you...you can..."

In the slightly cool air-conditioned room, even my own voice sounded shy.

"Can you tell me more... the story of how you chose me... from among a group of kittens?"

After saying these words, I felt completely limp.

My image!

"Kacha——"

Then, my attention was attracted by the sound of Yin Xiamo's cell phone.

"very good."

As I watched, the girl gestured to her phone.

“I recorded it.”

"..."

……

No. 124 Rozen Maiden and the Rose of Marriage Proposal

I suspect that Miss Death was sent by God to punish me.

If nothing unexpected happens, there must be some higher-level existence above the concept of "Death".

For example, the "God" in the West, or the "Jade Emperor" here, or Anubis, Cthulhu, Gaia, the Giant of Light... No matter what, there must be some high-level gods watching all this.

If gods really exist, then the fact that Miss Death turned me into a little girl, and the series of events that followed, can be explained.

Sitting among the cats in the cat living area of ​​the coffee shop with a suitable temperature, I was frantically recalling everything I had done in the past.

The bad things I did when I was a child... When I think about it, it seems that when I was very young, because of the shortage of bathrooms, I was forced to squeeze in the same bathroom with girls for a period of time, and saw a lot of things that I shouldn’t have seen.

Then when I was older, when I was in elementary school, I copied the test paper of my deskmate and even modified a few questions. As a result, I got 99 points while my deskmate only got 85 points. I changed his wrong questions to correct ones. The teacher criticized my deskmate for why Yin Shiren could get 99 points but you only got 85. My deskmate was unhappy for a week because of this.

When I was in junior high school, I used my best friend’s shower gel in the bathroom when I lived in the dormitory. I also ate his snacks. I also… what else? Does changing his QQ signature to “We are all little monsters” count?

Then came high school. I spent most of my time studying very hard. During holidays, the dean would call me back to make dumplings or work on the assembly line to earn money to subsidize the welfare home. I hardly ever did anything bad.

In college, I cursed my roommates who smoked in my dormitory countless times. It was also from that time that I learned to look for all kinds of pornographic resources on the Internet and came into contact with a lot of the dark side of society.

It's even more excessive once you enter society. Not only is the browser full of pornographic browsing traces, the computer hard drive is full of "New Folder" and "New Folder 2", and even the mobile phone is full of pink apps and blue apps. The "Downloads" category in the green app takes up more than 30% of the phone's storage.

I am such a heinous criminal that I really deserve to be "condemned".

I have to admit... after becoming a girl, although my orientation is still female, the related "desire" has decreased a lot compared to my male self.

Not only do I hardly look at the things on my computer, I also rarely take the initiative to look for related pictures and videos.

The reason for this is that, first of all, I have become busier in recent times, with more things to do and more work. I am busy from morning to night every day, working as a maid, buying groceries and cooking. When I have a little private time, I have to type and deal with group messages, hand over to the editor, and answer various questions from readers. There is almost no time left for "sexy things".

Secondly... because I am a girl, a cute girl from another world with perfect physical parameters. If I have any curiosity, I can just lower my head or look in the mirror. Even if I really want to be naughty, I can look at my body however I want when taking a bath.

Although I have a loli figure and my breasts are almost invisible, even when I was an uncle, my XP was not "big breasts" in the green APP, so this is irrelevant.

Why did I have the guts to make fun of Miss Death's figure at that time... I was really shooting myself in the foot. Compared to me, Loess Park is nothing.

"Very good, our group leader is willing to admit defeat."

Inside the cats' living area, Tongtong, who had witnessed the whole process, looked very satisfied. She glanced at Maple, who was still lying in the cat pile next to her, closing her eyes and enjoying the cats' milk on her belly, and said to me, "Well, it's your turn to answer the second question."

Yin Xiamo came over, handed me a pen and paper, and turned away consciously.

"Eh?"

I, among the cats, suddenly realized something: "Wasn't it me who asked?"

"The rule is that I ask questions as a witness."

Tongtong acted like a "dragonfly captain": "I did the same when I played in the dormitory. I asked my roommates to ask questions, and then we wrote and guessed. This way, we could eliminate the possibility of asking tricky questions."

Well, as long as you two are not in collusion, I have no problem with that.

"Row."

I nodded: "Let's get started."

"Then for the second question, Nuo'er writes it and Xia Mo guesses it. Are you ready?"

Tongtong looked at me, then at Yin Xiamo who had her back turned, "Then let me ask a question...our group leader...oh no, ahem, Yin Nuoer, do you have the highest status in the family? Yes or no, Nuoer, please write down the answer."

what?

The one with the highest status?

It took me several seconds to think about this question.

There are three points to consider in this question.

First, what is the meaning of this "home"? If it is the "small harbor where you can take shelter from the wind" in my understanding, then there is no doubt that I am the owner of the home, well... at most! At most, Yin Xiamo can be added to this home, and no one else can come in.

But if "home" refers to where I live now, then I seem to be the one with the lowest status.

Currently, there are four girls living in Elodi's rental house. Elodi and Rabbit Lan Jiajia live on the second floor, and Yin Xiamo and I live on the first floor. As for status... the house belongs to Elodi, and she has absolute sovereignty over it, so she should be the head of the family there. This is how I understand it.

Elodi has the highest status. Lan Jiajia is her love interest, Yin Xiamo is an old tenant who has rented their house for several years, and I am just a lazy author under Elodi. I don’t get much subscription money every month, but the website still gives me a full attendance reward.

Similarly, I am also an author under Lan Jiajia. The status of an author is undoubtedly lower than that of an editor. The same goes for the God of Death. For ordinary people, the status of the God of Death is definitely supreme.

The second point is, without assuming what the definition of "home" is, just talking about the question itself, I can also understand it as "Do you think you have the highest status in the family?"

Thirdly, I need to consider Yin Xiamo’s answer.

There is no doubt that if I put myself in her shoes, in Yin Xiamo's perspective, I am definitely not the one with the highest status in the family, because no matter what the definition of "family" is, as long as Yin Xiamo comes in, she will definitely be able to rely on her age, knowledge, and magic to suppress me. Not to mention Elodie and Lan Jiajia, Miss Death alone is not someone I can deal with at the moment.

In other words, from Yin Xiamo's perspective, she certainly wouldn't think that I was the one with the highest status in the family, but this was a game, and she had the motive of "wanting to win", so she would definitely put herself in my shoes and think about what answer I was going to fill in, and thus say something that was contrary to her heart.

This is a game.

Can Yin Xiamo guess what answer I will give? Yes.

She knew I wanted to be the head of the household, and her first reaction was probably to guess that I would answer “yes”. But because I guessed wrong in the first question, she would definitely think… that I was going to deliberately answer “no” to win the game.

In other words, Yin Xiamo would have a high chance of guessing that I would answer “no” and thereby predict my prediction.

Given this guy's slightly overbearing personality, if I fill in "yes", there's a high chance that she'll guess wrong.

Very good, I am safe this time.

I picked up a pen and quickly wrote my answer on the paper: "Yes".

“Have you filled it out?”

Seeing my action, Tongtong coughed and said, "Then, Miss Xia Mo, please turn around and tell me your answer."

"Yes."