I will never give in to Miss Death

As soon as I turned around, Yin Xiamo said the word I least wanted to hear in front of my surprised expression.

"I guess Noel wrote 'yes' on the paper. She is the highest-ranking person in the family."

what?

why?

I gave Yin Xiamo a look of disbelief.

Is there such a thing as "mind reading" in the magic of the other world?

No, that's not right. If there really was such magic, this lady of death wouldn't have behaved towards me the way she does now. Given her personality, she wouldn't be so shameless as to cheat in this kind of little game.

She...really guessed it?

"Is that right? Is that right?"

Tongtong beside him asked curiously: "Nuo'er, what did you write?"

"Her mood is written all over her face!"

Yin Xiamo walked over with a smile: "Am I right, little pet?"

"Why can you guess that!"

I turned the paper over unconvincedly: "Logically...Logically, shouldn't you have guessed the answer first, then thought that I would guess that you guessed the answer, and finally chose the opposite answer?"

"Ok?"

Yin Xiamo stretched out her snow-white little hand and helped me take off a ball of cat hair that had floated onto my head from somewhere. "Anyway, I just guessed it. Luck is also part of strength."

"So... ahem..."

Tongtong looked a little bit disappointed: "Nuo'er, you lost again. You have to agree to one condition of Xia Mo."

"I……"

"Ding Dong! Welcome!"

At this moment, I heard the sound of the sensor coming from the main entrance of the hall not far away in my headphones, and turned around habitually: "Welcome!"

"I'll go with you."

Yin Xiamo came to my side, took my hand, and then smiled mysteriously at Tongtong behind her: "Nuo'er owes me the conditions, mention it next time you have the chance!"

No, I still don’t understand how she guessed it…

"Did you use magic?"

Walking on the way to the main entrance of the hall, I lowered my voice and said to Yin Xiamo beside me: "Mind reading?"

I feel I must ask this question clearly.

Because of the question just now, I should be stable.

Given Yin Xiamo's personality, there was no reason for her to guess that I would answer "yes".

If I don’t clarify this question, I probably won’t be able to sleep at night.

Maybe before going to bed tonight, I could still comfort myself in my heart, "Forget it, forget it, it's just a truth or dare test, a little game, if I lose, I lose", and then suddenly wake up from a dream at two o'clock in the middle of the night - why did I lose two questions in a row?

"Mind reading? There's no such thing. Even in the other world, there are only a few creatures like the jellyfish tentacle monster that can roughly guess the emotional changes of a creature based on its brain waves. Magic can't read minds accurately."

In response to my question, Yin Xiamo put her hands on her head and said with a relaxed look: "I swear to you, brave man, I won by my strength."

I became even more unconvinced: "I don't believe it!"

"Well... let me tell you about my idea then."

Yin Xiamo pulled my arm into her bosom, held it with both hands, and put her little head close to my ear: "The first question asked me if I like cats. I like cats, so I filled in "yes."

"It's that simple?"

"Yes, because we are going to get married in the future. As an old married couple, we must be brave enough to express what we like and dislike. There can be no misunderstandings in this regard. If I choose not to like cats, even if it is just acting, it will definitely cause you to have a grudge in your heart. In the future, you may doubt whether I really don't like cats. This is what I least want to see."

Yin Xiamo rested her head on my shoulder: "Suspicion is the most powerful enemy. I don't want us to have any doubts about each other."

It seems... that what you said makes sense?

"What about the second question?"

I continued the topic: "Elody must have the highest status in the family now, right?"

"I didn't think too much about the second question. My basis for thinking about this question was...whether you would be happy."

"Eh?"

"I just don't consider what answer you will choose, Nuoer. Instead, I use 'will Nuoer be happy if I choose this answer' as the standard. Nuoer must want to be the head of the family, right? Then I will choose this answer. Even if it is wrong, it will definitely make Nuoer feel good about it, so I won't lose out."

"Since Nuoer wants to find a warm little harbor and be a little princess in the castle, then I can be the princess's personal maid. It's okay!"

Well……

Damn it, she is indeed a six thousand year old demon...

I was actually a little touched when she said "Let Nuoer's happiness be the standard"?

"Judging from the results now, it seems that I made the right choice."

Seeing that I didn't say anything, Yin Xiamo let go of my hand: "Don't forget, you owe me a condition!"

tsk...

That’s too bad. I’m ready to glare at him.

"..."

When Yin Xiamo and I walked out of the cat living area and headed towards the main entrance of the hall, I almost instinctively slowed down my pace and greeted the two male customers with an elegant posture like a lady: "You two? There is still room here!"

One of the two boys was dressed like a college student, wearing a T-shirt and casual trousers, and carrying a shoulder bag. The other was dressed more "socially", with a shirt on the upper body and jeans on the lower body, and no backpack.

"Wow!"

Unlike other customers, these two boys exclaimed as soon as they saw me: "There really is such a cute maid... Nuo'er, Yin Nuo'er, you should be... the Yin Nuo'er that Kirito sent in the group, right?"

Kirito? In the group?

Wouldn’t you…

"You...you can't really be our group leader, right? Uncle loves loli?"

Under my puzzled gaze, the young man on the left, who was dressed like a college student and was nearly 1.8 meters tall, said in surprise: "I... I am Bing Ling, remember?"

"what……"

They're really here.

I felt a little embarrassed: "Well... that... how should I put it... it's just that some..."

I have always called myself "Uncle" among my readers.

Of course, I am also an uncle in real life.

At that time, my author account avatar was a very ordinary male avatar, and my QQ avatar was the Fire Mist Warrior Kamsin Nefhavi, who was called "old man" by Marjorine Dor in "Shakugan no Shana". The general image was a young man wearing an orange hood and carrying a large pillar on his back. Because this anime was released in 2007, most people who have seen it are of a certain age, so those who know this anime understand that I, using this avatar, am an "uncle". Those who don't know this anime, just looking at the avatar, would not think that this is a girl pretending to be an uncle.

According to my experience, the avatars used by girls on the Internet can be divided into several categories, there are animal photos, cats and dogs, selfies, and anime girl avatars. A few girls who like danmei will use some ancient handsome men as their avatars, and here it is limited to "ancient handsome men", but in most cases, no girl will use the male supporting role in anime as her avatar, especially the supporting role in harem and non-danmei anime.

For anime like "Black Bullet", if there are girls watching it, if they really want to use an avatar from the anime, they might choose Enju Aihara, they might choose Kirara Tendo, or they might choose the male protagonist Rentaro. Girls who like cute characters might also use avatars like Tina and Hiruko Kobinai, but they will never choose the supporting actor Hiruko Kagetsugu, a weirdo wearing a smiling mask, as their avatar.

In addition, I was very busy at work at that time. After graduating from university, I had been working hard in the society, and my mentality had changed a little. I usually updated my novels and posted in the book review and reader areas in a businesslike manner. I didn’t have the energy to say “Oh, no, this is not allowed” or “I’ve updated it, everyone please subscribe” like other authors. The wording I used was no different from that of a boring uncle, so everyone in the group has always believed in my identity as an “uncle”.

"The rumors on the Internet are actually true! Oh my God, I...I feel like I'm dreaming now!"

I was still feeling awkward, but the boy in front of me who called himself "Bing Ling" was already excited. He took a few steps towards me, then took a step back as if he remembered something. "Sorry, I'm too excited. The uncle I always thought the group leader was was actually a cute loli or something... Are you working part-time here recently? Is it summer vacation?"

“It’s not a part-time job.”

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Full-time, and I'm an adult."

"You're an adult?!"

Bing Ling was even more surprised: "Impossible? I saw some rumors online saying that Yin Nuoer from this coffee shop is a minor and was hired by the owner to shoot a commercial..."

"You also know it's a rumor?"

The boy in the shirt next to him couldn't stand it anymore: "Brother, everyone has told you that you are an adult, but you still doubt it. Do you not believe our group leader or us good brothers?"

"Ah...haha, sorry, I'm just too surprised. It's the first time I've seen such a perfect...perfect girl."

Bing Ling scratched her head and looked me up and down: "Look for yourself, duck, Nuo'er looks just like the heroine in the uncle's book, a little Lolita, cute, perfect figure, and such good skin... This is really the first time I have seen such a cute girl in real life, it feels like a dream, especially..."

"Especially since this girl is an adult, it's hard not to be suspicious..."

Well, let alone you, when I first looked at my body in the mirror, I also began to doubt my life.

At least based on my social experience in the past few years, there are beautiful and cute girls, but girls who meet so many of the above criteria at once: good looks, good figure, nice voice... such girls are considered "impossible" in the eyes of ordinary people.

It's just like when you're playing a game and you're choosing a gun, if a gun has a fast firing rate, that's fine, if it has good accuracy, that's fine, if it can shoot far, that's fine too, but if you say there's a gun that shoots fast, shoots far, and shoots accurately, I don't believe it.

This kind of gun gives me the feeling of playing CS Vietnam server, Kangxi takes Qianlong to ride on the Japanese tricycle, and when they see people, they take out the modified Desert Eagle, replace it with Gatling magazine and shoot randomly. It's as outrageous as that.

Especially in today's society... The "labor shortage" that Ouyang Xue encountered when recruiting workers before was already very obvious. Perfect girls may exist, but perfect girls who are willing to be maids, who are exhausted every day but still greet customers with a smile and are willing to communicate normally with ordinary people, do not exist.

"Haha, I think it's pretty good anyway. The uncle group leader I thought was a big shot has turned into a little loli. There's nothing better than this."

The boy next to Bing Ling walked towards me and said, "Uncle, ahem... No, Nuoer, I'm a duck, a physics duck."

"Hello."

I waved at this guy, then gestured to Yin Xiamo next to me: "This is my friend, Yin Xiamo."

"I know. I've watched that anchor's videos several times. Your online personas are a hero and a god of death, right? Are you planning to debut as idols?"

Physics Duck still gave me the same talkative and funny feeling as in the group. He crossed his arms and pretended to be serious: "So, Miss Death, can you show me, an ordinary citizen, what you are capable of?"

"Ok?"

Yin Xiamo was a little curious: "What kind of presentation do you need?"

"I don't know the abilities of the God of Death, but since you are from another world, you should know some magic, right?"

Physics Duck looked serious: "Have you heard of Cthulhu Mythos?"

"Are you talking about the giant octopus, or the crowbar in Nyako?"

"Oh? You even know this?"

Physics Duck showed an approving expression: "So you also know our leader?"

"I'm not very interested in giant octopuses and tentacle monsters. In the other world, these two are usually used by us demons to satisfy our hunger. Cut them into pieces and grill them. They are rich in protein."

Yin Xiamo thought for a moment and said, "But as for magic, I do know a little bit."

"real or fake?"

Now even Bing Ling who was standing next to her came over and asked, "Miss Xia Mo, can you do magic?"

Yin Xiamo corrected: "It's magic."

"I understand, I understand. It's a character setting. It's magic."

Bing Ling stared at Yin Xiamo: "Want a hand?"

"Ok."

Under the gaze of the two and some well-fed customers around, Yin Xiamo walked up to the "physics duck", stretched out her hands, moved her five fingers, and imitated the magician in the video: "Look, I have nothing in my hands now."

"really."

Physics Duck stared at Yin Xiamo's maid sleeves and asked, "Are you going to make a pigeon out of them later?"

"Since you like Nayako, then I can..."

Keeping her hands raised high, Yin Xiamo slowly walked around and came to the young man's back. Suddenly, she patted him on the back at an extremely fast speed, and then pulled out a long crowbar from the back of his shirt in a very exaggerated manner.

"Here, your weapon."

In front of the surprised eyes of the people around, Yin Xiamo took only one second to pull out the black and red crowbar that was about one meter long: "The indescribable rod-shaped object of the universe, the holy sword of physics, is this it?"

"what?"

Yin Xiamo's move stunned Physics Duck, Bing Ling, and the surrounding customers.

"There's also a magic show?"

"Good! Good!"

"Clap clap clap..."