I will never give in to Miss Death

"What does it mean to be free..."

Jiang Wei was stunned for a moment, then quickly responded: "Oh, your work at the coffee shop is a holiday, right?"

"Yes, I can adjust my days off, but have you really decided? Marriage is not a trivial matter."

"It's decided. Nuo'er, let me tell you, I found that she and I are not just junior high school classmates. Her hobbies are exactly the same as mine. Haha, we both like to study computers, play games, and watch anime. The games we have played and the anime we like are almost exactly the same."

Jiang Wei opened up: "At first I thought she was just saying it to please me, but when I asked, guess what, she could tell me the key plots of all the anime I like, and she could even install computers in my computer store. She told me the differences between the latest Intel 12th generation i7 and i9 processors, and Ryzen processors, and the specific values ​​of the 20th and 30th generation graphics cards. She even knew which graphics cards had the highest probability of being used for mining. I was really attracted to her. You know, few girls know computers now."

Huh? So magical?

A girl who likes to watch anime, knows how to install computers, and is proficient in all kinds of computer knowledge? Or a childhood sweetheart?

Then I understand you.

"Okay, since you've made up your mind, I'll be there this Saturday."

I said into the phone, "Where is the wedding?"

"I want to be in your coffee shop."

Jiang Wei on the other end of the phone replied with something that shocked me: "I expect there will be more than 30 people here. I will book your coffee shop for the whole afternoon. Do you think it's stressful?"

"you sure?"

I looked around at the cats on the second floor. "Although our chefs are indeed as good as hotel chefs and the space is spacious, will you really not reconsider it? How can you hold a wedding in a coffee shop?"

"I've thought it through very carefully. My girlfriend and I made the decision last night when we watched your coffee shop video."

Jiang Wei on the other end of the phone didn't seem to be joking.

"Then let's put it this way. My girlfriend and I will come over to discuss booking the whole place with you this afternoon. Remember to reserve two seats for you."

"..."

……

No. 141 is full of calculations and sticking

I was shocked by what happened between Jiang Wei and his girlfriend.

Because I really never thought that things like "love" and "marriage" could come so quickly and casually.

It was as if... a project that had originally made no progress suddenly got off to a smooth start with the right timing, location and people, and then it came to fruition and finally ended perfectly.

Strictly speaking, my relationship with "Marisa's Iron Butt" cannot be considered as that of "close buddies". Including Pippi, Gito and Tonglong, we had never even met before the author's offline party.

But this does not affect the time when we finish writing and play games in the evening, when we listen to Jiang Wei complain about his outlook on life and the world.

Having grown up without a father or a mother, I am the type of person who is relatively taciturn in real life, likes to be alone, and is fine with living alone. However, Marisa's Tieji Jiang Wei is not like that. He prefers socializing, and when playing games, he will find a way to call people in the group no matter what. He said that there was no communication when matching with stranger teammates, and it was meaningless to be silent throughout the whole process.

In the game, Jiang Wei likes to tell us his stories and insights into various news facts. For example, when there is a Bitcoin mining accident, he will talk about the current graphics card market, computer profiteers, and mainstream computer configurations. If the prime minister of a country is assassinated, he will definitely talk about his impressions of the prime minister that night, talk about the world situation, and then slowly talk about his own views on love and values.

When we were playing games, Jiang Wei's voice was usually like this: "You all know who was assassinated by two gunmen in that country... Here's a Mozambique with a hammer point... I think this matter is a bit strange. He was sitting in that position. When the first shot sounded, even if he was slow, he should have squatted down instead of looking back... Wait, I heard footsteps. You two stop searching. There are people here! Help me, help me!"

Or it could be something like this - "Steam shows that the most used graphics card on users' computers is the 1060. In addition, there have been recent mining accidents and a lot of mine owners are causing trouble. If you want to buy a computer during this period, I don't recommend it. You can get by with a 1060 graphics card... Damn, how did I get killed in one second?! The other side is cheating, cheating, cheating, both of you run!"

It was Jiang Wei's talkative nature that made me, who was originally concentrating on writing books and not paying much attention to world affairs and computer knowledge, know all kinds of strange news, including Intel, AMD YES, and what DDR4DDR5 memory sticks are.

After a long time, I have a more comprehensive understanding of Jiang Wei.

Jiang Wei has mentioned his concept of "marriage". In his own words, he will most likely not get married in this life. He will do what he likes while he is young and stay single until he is old. If he is really old and seriously ill by then, and needs a caregiver for his daily life and cannot take care of himself, he will not live anymore and will just find a place to pass away on his own.

However, he didn't say anything definite. Pipi and I once asked him what would happen if he really met a girl he liked. Jiang Wei said that it depended on the specific situation.

Jiang Wei's attitude towards marriage is just "not getting married before meeting a girl he likes" and "not being proactive and having no hope for love" rather than "not getting married no matter what". He often complains to us that the conflict between men and women is too serious nowadays. He worries that he will become like those people on the Internet in the future. If he forces himself to find a girlfriend, go on blind dates and get married, which makes his life a mess, then he would rather be single all his life.

If Jiang Wei doesn't make time for a romantic relationship or blind date, it would be difficult for him to meet a girl with similar interests in his current job. Jiang Wei is a small computer store owner, and his side job is writing novels. Writing novels is not a big deal, as things on the Internet are too vague, and as a computer store owner... there are not many girls who are interested in machinery and computers. Jiang Wei can't have to promote himself when selling computers, right?

"Miss, I'm glad you came to our store to shop. Let's put aside the computer issue. I see you are quite interested in machines. Do you have any plans for a blind date recently?"

——That will only make you look like a psychopath.

Jiang Wei himself said that if the two parties have different interests and hobbies, forcing marriage will only lead to various conflicts. For example, a girl who doesn't play games will compare herself with the game, "Which is more important, me or the game?" A girl who doesn't watch anime will get angry when she sees her boyfriend acting silly in front of the paper figures on the computer every day, which will lead to conflicts.

In addition, there is a "married person" named Pipi in our black group who serves as a negative example. Her daughter cries every day. The adults can only sleep less than six hours a night because of work, and the child wakes up and cries every hour. She has never had a full sleep at night. At noon, we finally coaxed the child to sleep and wanted to lie down and rest, but the sound of construction downstairs made the baby cry again. This kind of life lasted for at least two or three years. After the age of three, the child could walk and talk, and the rebellious period came again, which was even more annoying.

Pipi often quit the game with us because of her daughter's crying, which made Jiang Wei more determined to stick to his "non-marriage" idea.

I never thought that Jiang Wei, at this age, would still... believe in love.

"Just make your decision. Our store manager is not here today, but I can pass on the message for you."

Facing Jiang Wei's happy voice on the other end of the phone, after confirming that this guy was not joking, I used a serious tone: "Then we can talk about the details when you come over this afternoon."

"Okay, Nuoer, you have to work hard too."

Jiang Wei's voice suddenly took on a hint of playfulness: "I think Yin Xiamo in the video is pretty good. I'm a Dongfangzhong, a long-time yuri fan, and I sincerely hope you can succeed."

"What are you talking about?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and glanced at Yin Xiamo behind me: "Xiamo...she is different."

"It's okay. I have a feeling that if it's you guys, being of the same sex isn't a problem at all. Haha, I won't say any more. That's it for now."

Jiang Wei looked very relaxed: "My girlfriend and I will buy tickets to your place!"

"it is good."

After putting down my phone and hanging up Jiang Wei's call, I turned to Su Yunjin and asked, "Does such an outrageous flash marriage exist in real life?"

“Reality is often stranger than fiction.”

Su Yunjin shrugged: "I'll investigate the girl's background when I have time these days, but I don't think Marisa is that stupid. He will definitely be able to figure out the girl's situation."

Wow, he is worthy of being a young master. He investigates anyone he wants.

Given his personality, does it mean that he has investigated Yin Xiamo and I’s backgrounds before?

Now that this young master didn’t say anything about our background, does that mean... Yin Xiamo’s intelligence work is pretty good?

Why do I suddenly feel that a certain Miss Death isn't as silly as she usually acts?

"This is the plan for the next ten years of Shenbin City. You can take it back and keep it, or burn it. Some businessmen think it is very valuable."

Su Yunjin handed me the paper that was used as an explanation and walked towards the stairs. "By the way, when Ouyang Xue recovers, you can help keep an eye on her and tell her to rest. You can use force if necessary. If she doesn't listen, tell me and I'll ask the headquarters to use this year's bonus as a threat."

"Okay... okay."

Su Yunjin's domineering look made me subconsciously put my legs together and put on a "well-behaved" posture: "Boss...Boss, goodbye!"

"I'm not the boss. At most I'm the supervisor here."

"Then have a safe journey, Mr. Overseer!"

"..."

After Su Yunjin left, I wiped the sweat from my forehead, picked up the rabbit backpack containing the maid outfit, and walked towards the bathroom.

Then I noticed Yin Xiamo, who had been silent the entire time.

"what happened?"

I waved at the girl. "Are you ready to get changed and go to work?"

"Oh..."

Yin Xiamo seemed to wake up from a dream and trotted towards me: "Um... Nuo'er."

"what happened?"

"That friend of yours... Marisa or something, is she getting married?"

"Yes."

I felt a little strange and stopped in front of the bathroom. “Is there something wrong with him or his girlfriend?”

"Ah? It's nothing wrong. I...I just don't quite understand the concept of marriage...marriage."

Yin Xiamo looked a little shy: "According to my understanding, it is a ceremony for two people in love... to go to some national institution to register to become a legal couple, right?"

"That's right to understand."

I nodded. "What's wrong?"

"Then let's..."

The girl in front of him looked awkward: "Why don't we choose a suitable day to get married?"

"I understand how you feel, but..."

I smiled bitterly: "Currently our country does not allow two girls to register for marriage."

"It's ok."

Yin Xiamo looked determined: "I can change... my ID card or the laws here."

"Eh?"

Now it was my turn to be curious: "It's no problem to change your ID card, but you can even change the law?"

Modifying the law? Isn't this ability too incredible? This is obviously not in the realm of "reality" - should I use magic? Or a super-large magic that affects cause and effect?

"If we can't change it, then we'll... use force."

Yin Xiamo was obviously a little hesitant: "Well, as long as you say a word, Nuo'er, I don't mind being the enemy of the whole world!"

It’s over!

What does it mean to be “at odds with the world”? Are you Aatrox or Papaya Protoss?

Although I have thought about something similar before - that is what Yin Xiamo said, "using the absolute power of magic to dominate the world."

In that case, we will definitely be heading towards a completely unfamiliar and unknown path.

When we were sleeping together these days, I once asked this Miss Death what the current relationship was between the real world on Earth and her magic. The answer I got was that she was the only one in the world who could use magic, and the power of magic was superior to "science" for thousands of years. In addition, Yin Xiamo had already mastered the laws of death, so if she wished, our life here could be free of any constraints.

In other words, once Yin Xiamo's camp runs to the side of "chaotic evil", she can directly rule the world and plunge the entire earth into chaos and the order she has set.

It’s just like...an ancient emperor, who has the final say. How the world develops and what the moral standards are are all decided by her.

Fortunately, Yin Xiamo still respects me as the "reincarnated hero", so I have not violated the local morals and laws over the years.

To put it bluntly, I am now Yin Xiamo’s only weather vane.

If I also "lose my heart of Taoism" and support "making enemies with the whole world", then we will most likely be on a path of no return, as Yin Xiamo said.

No money? Just go to the bank to get it. If you need anything, just rob. If you are wanted, use magic and violence to resist. Then show the power of death and magic to the world and become the master of the whole world.

Yin Xiamo could do such a thing, but I absolutely don't want it to happen.

Because that kind of future... would scare me.

"It's really awkward to modify the ID card. How about Nuoer, should we just..."

"still……"

"Well……"

"Or what?"

Seeing the girl in front of me seeming to be having some crazy thoughts, I moved closer, stood on tiptoes, and gently kissed her on the face.

"Xiaomo is a little devil."

At this moment, I remembered the little devil in my dream who robbed the whole village in order to feed the hero, and I couldn't help but chuckle and said, "This is not right."

"Eh……"

Because of my kiss, Yin Xiamo stood there in a daze.

"Marriage is just a way to show love to people. If the country doesn't allow it, does that mean love between lovers no longer exists? I don't think so."

I stretched out my hands, hugged Yin Xiamo's shoulders, and said solemnly: "Besides, there are so many countries in this world. Getting married here is just to let this country recognize our relationship. There are so many countries in the world. We can't force them to recognize and rely on them to prove our relationship, right?"

"Since Xiaomo is the God of Death, then if the God of Death uses the power of his own laws to issue a special marriage certificate belonging to the divine world, wouldn't it be much more valuable than a certificate from a country?"

"I believe that Xiaomo, as a god, will not be bound by a small certificate issued by a country."

"..."

My words made Yin Xiamo look as if "it does seem to be the case".

"Then we won't register for a formal marriage certificate?"