I will never give in to Miss Death

"I haven't promised you yet!"

I let go of her hand and glared at her: "You've only just started. How many days have we officially known each other and you're already thinking about getting married? You're just daydreaming!"

In fact, sometimes Yin Xiamo also gives me a "silly" feeling.

She... although she has become the god of death now, her personality is still exactly the same as the little devil in the dream. Although she often does bad things and her mind is not completely righteous, she is simple, gullible... ahem, easy to coax.

Just like it is now.

I understand how this guy feels.

As an ordinary person, the brave man from the other world certainly does not live as long as the demon leader. According to the existing information and dream scenes, after the brave man's death, Yin Xiamo, who was still a demon in the other world, spent thousands of years alone, just for this moment when they meet each other on Earth.

Anyway, I have no idea how the time is calculated here. Is it that the time and space of the other world are offset from that of the earth, or is it that the heroes of these thousands of years have been reincarnated many times, but these don’t seem to be important.

What's important is our hearts towards each other. I hope to continue living an ordinary life as an ordinary person, and Yin Xiamo wants to live with me. That's enough.

"Hehehe...that's right."

After my "enlightenment", Yin Xiamo seemed to have figured it out: "I am anxious. It is normal for a little kitten like Nuoer to not be ready for such an important event in life as marriage. It's okay. I can wait."

"What a little kitten!"

I felt my hair stand up again. "I'm an uncle! If we want to get married... ahem, if you want to get married, you should marry me, okay?"

"Oh, is it so?"

Yin Xiamo came up to me and said, "Are you an uncle? I don't look like one at all. Look at yourself. Is it this pair of feet that you can play with for a lifetime, or this attractive little face, or this slender waist that makes you look like an uncle?"

"You guy..."

I clenched my fist and unclenched it: "I'm not going to talk nonsense with you anymore. I'm going to change my clothes for work!"

Pushing open the bathroom door, I put my bag on the table beside me, took out the maid outfit, took off my clothes, did the usual warm-up exercises, and then exercised my waist a little.

When I lowered my head, I noticed my belly and my legs.

Although I can’t see any obvious results from half a month of exercise, just like Yin Xiamo said, I really don’t look like a so-called “uncle” at all now.

Her belly is flat with a vague outline, her skin is white, tender and soft, making people want to rub it. Her legs are round and slender, and the overall curve is natural and very attractive.

The scene in front of me reminded me of what Yin Xiamo said before: "She wanted to make my photo into a pillow."

With this body quality, it would not feel out of place to make it into a pillow or something.

Damn... Although Xia Mo is sometimes stupid and silly, her aesthetic taste is completely in line with the temperament of a person over six thousand years old.

Just as I was putting on my white silk stockings as usual and adjusting them so that they fit tightly against the skin of my legs, there was a knock on the bathroom door.

"Ok?"

Just as I was about to ask who it was, a crack appeared in the space in front of me, and Yin Xiamo, naked, walked out of the "void" holding two ribbons: "Nuo'er, I want you to help tie this."

"Alas!"

Wearing only my underwear, I instinctively covered my chest: "You, you, you... don't waste your magic power on such a weird place!"

"Anyway, we don't want to destroy the world. The magic power will be restored every day, so it's better not to use it."

Yin Xiamo was quite open-minded: "Wife, come and help me."

The corner of my mouth twitched: "Can't you tie it yourself?"

"It's not that my wife's tie doesn't look good."

Yin Xiamo came closer: "Come on, come on."

"You..."

Although I felt a little embarrassed for not wearing any clothes, but considering that this body of mine was created by Yin Xiamo, I felt relieved and accepted the two blue ribbons from her: "Twin tails?"

"Ah."

"Did the hero comb your hair like this before?"

I muttered to myself as I came behind Yin Xiamo and stood on tiptoe: "How old are you..."

"No, that idiot doesn't understand girls' minds at all."

Yin Xiamo looked very happy: "I think Nuoer, you are much more delicate than him."

“Should I be happy?”

“It’s really a compliment.”

“But I still feel weird…”

I used my unfamiliar technique to help the girl in front of me tie up her hair on both sides, tied a ribbon, and then made a simple adjustment. After confirming that there was no problem, I patted Yin Xiamo's shoulder and said, "Okay."

"Thank you, Nuoer, my wife is awesome!"

The girl in front of me happily turned around and kissed me on the face very naturally, then turned back to the crack and said, "Remember to stay here tonight!"

"Your thinking is so jumpy!"

Looking at the crack that was closing quickly, I returned to the small table in the bathroom with a headache and took the maid outfit.

Then it was just the daily routine of fixing the garters, putting on clothes, putting on sleeves, and then the maid uniform shoes.

I jumped twice on the spot, stretched my legs, feeling the softness and comfort of my legs wrapped in silk stockings, and pushed open the bathroom door.

At this time, Yin Xiamo had already changed her clothes and was standing at the workbench on the second floor.

"How about I be on the bottom today and you be on the top."

The girl at the workbench had a half-smile on her face: "The second floor is responsible for milk. I think Nuoer, who has a milky aroma, is better at this."

"Where did you learn these messed up words..."

I followed him in and took a look at the ingredients list of various coffee and milk teas on the table. It should be the list left by Elodie. "But this is also OK. Is it okay for you to be alone on the first floor?"

"Of course it's okay. I can even act as a security guard. If anyone causes trouble, hmm..."

"Good morning, both of you!"

As he was talking, Li Chen came out from the stairs, holding a machine that looked like a scale in his arms: "Look where to put this."

"How did you come."

I pushed open the door of the workbench and walked out: "Where's Sister Ouyang?"

"She's in the hospital, she's fine."

Li Chen smiled bitterly, "Originally, this thing should have been brought here yesterday, but Ouyang's matter delayed it a bit. After she heard about it, she insisted that I bring it here in the morning, and said that if I didn't, she would leave the hospital and deliver it herself. I was convinced by her."

"The young master of Tongmeng.com has gone to the hospital."

I crossed my arms and said, "He said if Sister Ouyang does this again, her bonus will be deducted."

"Drop! That's it, I support it!"

Li Chen was overjoyed. He looked around, put the machine in his arms at the entrance of the milk tea area next to the stairs, and waved at me: "Nuo'er, why don't you come and try to measure your height and weight?"

"Ah... this... that..."

I was suddenly a little embarrassed: "I don't need this, right?"

"How about I come first?"

As he said that, Li Chen stood on the machine - "Ding".

I leaned over curiously.

“1米76，130斤，我这是缩水了吗？之前测还有1米78的。”

After getting off the machine, Li Chen gestured to Yin Xiamo and me, "You guys try it too. This will be free for customers, and it will also be convenient for us to observe the weight and health of the cats in the store."

"Then let me see."

Yin Xiamo was the first to stand up—"Ding".

"166cm, 98kg, not bad, Xiaomo, you have a devilish figure."

Li Chen nodded, then turned to me: "Nuo'er, it's your turn."

Woohoo...

This is a public execution!

I stood up reluctantly - "Drip".

"139 centimeters, 28 kilograms... that's 56 pounds, right? Oh my god."

"Look at you, Nuo'er. You are only half of Xia Mo. You need to eat well..."

what?

Am I so light?

As luck would have it, at this moment, the cats in the store came over curiously because of the new strange machine in the coffee shop. Li Chen picked up Timon, the largest Maine Coon cat, and put him on the electronic scale with height measurement function - "Ding".

"Noer, look."

In less than a second, the result came out. Li Chen pointed at the "12.3kg" on the electronic screen and said, "Look at the difference in weight between you and the cat. Even Ding Man weighs nearly 25 kilograms. You...you weigh the weight of two cats."

"A coffee shop is at least a restaurant. If word gets out, people will think we're abusing our employees and not giving them meals. Don't be shy when you work here. Eat when you're hungry, okay?"

After saying that, Li Chen walked towards the stairs: "Okay, I'll go back first. Someone needs to watch over that crazy woman in the hospital. I'm afraid she will be busy with work again when she's free."

"Ok."

Yin Xiamo waved her hand towards Li Chen: "Goodbye, Brother Li Chen."

"..."

"Xiao Mo."

After Li Chen left, I gave Yin Xiamo a look that said "what's going on?"

When I was living in the rental house, I looked in the mirror and measured my height, chest and waist circumference. At that time, I estimated that my body weight was about 35 kg or 40 kg.

According to information on the Internet, the standard weight for children around 1 meters tall, especially girls, is around 4 kilograms.

In addition, I had a computer chair in my small apartment at that time. When I was still an uncle, I liked to sit on the chair directly "plop" so that I knew how much weight the chair could bear. So when I became a girl and jumped on the chair again, I could roughly conclude that "I should not be very heavy" based on the degree of the chair's falling and shaking.

But I really didn’t expect that my actual weight now is less than 32KG, which is the standard weight for children.

Just like Li Chen said, what does 28 kilograms mean? It's the level of two Ding Man.

Although Maine Coons are large cats, some can grow to more than 120 cm when they are adults, and male Maine Coons are about the same size as tiger cubs, this type of cat cannot represent the entire domestic cat population. However, Maine Coons are also a type of pet cat that can be legally bred. I only have two cats, so how can I say that?

Now I understand why Yin Xiamo was able to carry me so far in a princess hug when we were in Minamigaki Tower before.

He was walking briskly while holding two cats, and he was still an uncle back then... I can do that too.

"This...this..."

Under my gaze, Yin Xiamo's eyes flickered a little: "The bones and muscles of the elves are generally lighter. After all, they have to jump between the trees to find fruits."

"So I really won't grow up in the future?"

"Yes, but at the speed of long-lived species like the elves."

Yin Xiamo scratched her face: "Elves who are hundreds of years old are considered loli, so your current appearance is almost the same as that of humans... you will not grow."

"So even if I work out and eat hard every day, I'll still grow slowly?"

"Yes."

“Is there something special about this?”

"The point is... Nuo'er will stay as a loli for hundreds of years, and these hundreds of years are enough for you to subtly accept that you are a child, and accept and get used to the fact that you need to be taken care of."

"In that case... it will be much easier for me to push you down."

"..."

……

No. 142: Runaway students from Xingguang Primary School

Considering that although Yin Xiamo had begun to gradually accept this world and the new herself, her cooking skills had not improved much, I finally chose to work on the second floor, becoming a barista and milk tea mixer.

For an ordinary college graduate, making milk tea is a basic skill.