I will never give in to Miss Death

"Try it and see which one tastes like your hometown?"

"Wow!"

Yin Xiamo's little face showed a happy expression: "It looks delicious. It seems that marrying Nuoer home is the right decision!"

"Stop it."

I took the two ugly strings of tofu skin in front of the girl and said, "You made this, didn't you? I ate it."

"Uh-huh."

At this moment, someone had already started to nibble on the fish, his face full of joy: "This is delicious... this... um, this tastes great too! Nuo'er is worthy of being a little cook!"

"What little cook? I'm just a middle-aged virgin uncle whose edges have been smoothed by life."

After taking a quick look at the two skewers of dry and even slightly burnt tofu skin that Yin Xiamo had grilled, I gave a wry smile, brushed some oyster sauce and cumin on them, and then took a bite - "Crunch."

Crisp.

She was burnt after all.

I knew something was wrong as soon as I took a bite. I glanced at the person in front of me who was happily eating fish, hesitated for a moment, and swallowed the words "You're burnt".

Forget it, I picked the Grim Reaper, so just pamper him.

It's a blessing that she didn't bake the tofu skin into black. Since it won't kill people, we should give her some encouragement.

"not bad."

After swallowing the dry tofu skin in my mouth, I tried my best to put on an appreciative expression: "I think you can do it well if you learn a few more times."

"really?"

Just as I expected, after hearing my compliments, Yin Xiamo looked very happy: "Nuo'er's grilled fish is also very delicious."

"so?"

I looked at the two almost-eaten fish in this guy's hand with curiosity: "How does it compare to your beloved hero?"

"Is Nuoer jealous?"

"How can it be!"

"So I told the truth, ok?"

"Ah."

“I like this one better.”

Pointing to the "Nuo'er Special Grilled Fish" on the left, Yin Xiamo said seriously, "This one tastes very sweet, which fully brings out the freshness of the fish. The other one is also delicious, but it mostly tastes like seasoning. For me... well, the stronger the fish flavor, the better."

"Which one is better, this or your Brave Master?"

"this."

"I do not believe."

For some reason, Yin Xiamo’s happy face didn’t seem credible to me: “Humph, you must be comforting me.”

"Really, don't lie to you."

The girl said seriously: "If it was before, I might think the taste was wonderful, but after eating the fish you made, Nuoer, I found that my taste has changed."

"This reason is too far-fetched!"

"It's not far-fetched at all. Just like before in the other world, the hero helped me a lot. At that time, he was everything to me, the whole world. Later, when I came here and was with Noer, I realized that I could actually like girls."

Yin Xiamo explained seriously: "The aesthetics of the other world are completely different from here. When I first came here, I was also wondering why everyone's taste in clothing was so weird, why socks were designed to be so long, why skirts were made so short, and why men here don't wear skirts when fighting or working, when it is clear that according to their physiological structure, they need to cool down more. Then I slowly understood... hobbies and aesthetics can be changed."

"Just like I like girls instead of boys now, I like Nuoer to wear little skirts, and I like stockings and knee-high socks."

As I was talking, the girl in front of me came to my side and squeezed in with me on a chair: "Nuo'er is the best!"

"What's with that tone of voice you use when you're coaxing a child..."

Although I was very dissatisfied with this guy's perfunctory attitude, I still reluctantly moved away a little: "Make whatever you want to eat yourself, don't always steal from me."

"No, Nuo'er's cooking is delicious."

"That's why I hope you can learn a little bit. I can't... I can't cook for you for the rest of my life, right?"

"Sure, I don't mind Nuoer cooking for me for the rest of my life."

Yin Xiamo came up again: "Then I will be the one protecting Nuoer for the rest of her life."

"You're being cheesy again."

"Hey, Nuoer, I remember that you have the habit of taking a nap, right? After we finish eating the barbecue, let's go find a place nearby to sleep, right?"

"I don't want to sleep in the park!"

"It's okay. I borrowed Nuoer's thigh in the car just now. This time, it's a return gift for the barbecue. Let Nuoer have a good rest on my thigh."

"Are you so kind?"

"Of course, the premise is... Nuo'er helps grill a few more fish!"

"I knew it……"

"..."

……

It took Yin Xiamo and I nearly two hours to grill and eat all the barbecue ingredients we bought this time.

Corn, beef, chicken wings, prawns, sardines...

I ate most of the corn and beef tofu, while Yin Xiamo took care of all the seafood.

The sun was getting too hot, and we, with our stomachs full from eating, went to buy two cups of herbal tea, which we drank slowly on a bench under a big tree in the park.

Just as Yin Xiamo said, I, who have the habit of taking a nap, felt sleepy as soon as I sat down after playing around and concentrating on the barbecue for a few hours.

"I'll take a nap for ten minutes."

I found a relatively comfortable position on the bench and lay down: "No touching me."

"Don't worry, from now on I will be Noer's guardian knight!"

Someone beside him said confidently, "I promise not to let any bad guys get close to our Princess Nuoer!"

Where do all these bad guys come from in this big city? I think you are much more dangerous than them.

Even though I thought so in my heart, I was so sleepy that I had no choice but to compromise and closed my eyes on Yin Xiamo's thighs.

"..."

……

In a trance, I found myself seeming to have come to a somewhat desolate seashore.

There were two people sitting on the beach at this time.

One man and one woman, one big and one small.

[Momo, no matter what, you'd better learn how to cook. I know you're a little reluctant about this because of what happened back then, but...]

【don't want】

[Be good, our current situation is very dangerous. I can’t take care of you forever. You have to learn to be independent in some things.]

[Please teach me magic, and I will take care of you from now on]

[Are you serious? Do you know what it means for a monster to learn human magic? It means that the demons will no longer recognize your race, and you will be forced to be caught between the two forces...]

[It's okay, teach me human magic]

【…】

[Please teach me human magic]

[I really don’t know what’s going on in your little head every day. I’m a human being, and your life span is much longer than mine. By the time you’re old enough to take care of others, I’ll have already…]

[Please teach me the magic to protect my companions]

[Momo…]

【…】

「Okay, okay, don’t look at me like that. I’ll teach you. But let me make it clear first. Learning human magic will allow you to escape from the demon clan’s power forever. If you ever run into those people again, they might become your enemies.」

They left me there, that's not my home

【Eh? 】

[Only here... you and I, is home]

【…】

……

No. 160 primary school principals’ approval

I rested on Yin Xiamo's lap on the park bench for about twenty minutes. When I opened my eyes again, I found that the scorching sun outside seemed to be much weaker, there were many white clouds floating in the sky, and the temperature around was not as hot as before.

"Would you like to sleep a little longer?"

The girl next to me had a "Yamato father and son" expression for the first time ever, and her hands were fiddling with something in my hair, making the skin on the back of my neck itchy and numb.

"What time is it?"

I yawned a little and took out my phone to check.

It’s about three o’clock in the afternoon, it’s OK.

"What are you doing."

Then, I noticed Yin Xiamo fiddling with her hair, and turned my head curiously: "Doing your hair?"

"Your hair is too long. It must be very hot in this weather. I want to help you make a relaxing and cool hairstyle."

Yin Xiamo nodded, and spoke in a surprisingly gentle tone: "Nuo'er, sleep a little longer, give me two more minutes."

"I can't sleep."

Even so, I still showed my back to Yin Xiamo and closed my eyes: "I usually only sleep for about half an hour during my nap. Once I fall asleep, I can't fall asleep again if I'm woken up in the middle of the night."

"That was your old body. You brought your subconscious from that time with you. That's why you feel like you can't sleep."

Yin Xiamo explained softly: "The human body is a very wonderful and sophisticated system. The various hormones secreted by the body can affect a person's mood. Similarly, our cognition and habits will also affect the body. It is a process of mutual adaptation between the two."

"Why are you suddenly so... so gentle?"

I was a little curious: "I'm a little uncomfortable with this. I thought you were always the overbearing or strong-willed type."

"There's no need to be overbearing when facing a defenseless kitten."

A girl's voice came from above her head, "Just like in a coffee shop, anyone who sees a cute kitten will go over and meow to attract the kitten. Can you say that those uncles who meow are not macho men?"

I don't know how to complain about your words for a moment.

"Speaking of which, Xiaomo."

Bathed in the elegant fragrance of the girl, enjoying the reassuring feeling of the girl behind me helping to comb my hair, I closed my eyes for a few seconds, then slowly opened my eyes and looked at Yin Xiamo's snow-white and tender thighs and knees: "I just had a dream."

I don’t know why, but I found that I don’t necessarily dream when I’m in deep sleep at night recently. But if it’s a short period of hibernation, or if I’m woken up by something after falling asleep at night and go back to sleep, I tend to have all kinds of strange dreams.

And...these dreams are so real that they always give me the feeling that "it seems to have really happened".

"I dreamed that the little devil learned human magic from the hero, and the hero also said that if the demons learned human magic, it would be equivalent to betraying their own race."

"..."

The little hands on my head that were tidying up my long hair paused for a few seconds, then continued moving.

"To learn magic, you need to imprint magic circuits first."

As if talking about something very ordinary, Yin Xiamo said softly: "Generally speaking, the magic circuits of races such as humans, demons, elves, dragons, and orcs are all different. Once you learn one magic circuit, it is generally difficult to learn another one. At that time, humans and demons were hostile to each other in that world. If demons learned human magic, it would be equivalent to betraying the demons."

"That……"

I asked cautiously, "Did Xiaomo learn all the human magic in the end?"

"I have learned almost all the magic."