I will never give in to Miss Death

Yin Xiamo returned to her usual arrogant image: "Just now, I actually took the initiative to kiss you..."

"Cough cough!"

I subconsciously interrupted her, then took my towel and handed it to her: "If you have nothing to do, go to the bathroom and change your clothes!"

There are surveillance cameras everywhere in coffee shops now. Although we usually know the blind spots of surveillance and the extreme areas of recording and can selectively avoid them when discussing secrets, the area from the employee lounge to the bathroom is completely unavoidable.

So, I need to go to the bathroom first, let Yin Xiamo come over using the space crack, and then go out of the coffee shop, find an empty corner, let Yin Xiamo come out after taking a shower and changing clothes in the bathroom, and then walk into the coffee shop together.

Normally, neither Ouyang Xue nor Li Chen in the store have the leisure to watch the 24-hour recorded surveillance, but the coffee shop itself is a live broadcast, and it is not ruled out that there really are those viewers who seem to have nothing to do and notice "How come Xia Mo ran out of the coffee shop and then came down from the second floor", so Xiaomo's "return" needs to be detour.

Of course, I know that even if it is a live broadcast, no one would be obsessed with this. Even if it really exists, he can't go around saying "there is a secret passage in the coffee shop" or "there is a problem with the surveillance video", right?

"I know Nuoer is the best!"

Yin Xiamo took the towel and asked, "What did the Meteorological Bureau say?"

"They say a miracle happened."

I hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiaomo, were you pretending to be the two fortune tellers in Jiang Wei's hometown?"

"what?"

Yin Xiamo looked confused: "What fortune teller?"

"Nothing, go change your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."

"I'm not stupid. Only stupid people catch colds."

"..."

I went to the bathroom first and asked Yin Xiamo to "teleport" over, then asked her to take a shower and change clothes in front of me. I picked up a few garbage bags on the second floor, pretended to be throwing away garbage outside, and walked out of the coffee shop. Finally, I found a place where no one was, called Yin Xiamo, and asked her to come over.

"Xia Mo is back?"

Jiang Wei was already in the mood. He was wearing a suit and standing at the entrance of the coffee shop with Ye Zi. When he saw Yin Xiamo and I coming in, he acted like an elder and said, "Xiamo, Nuo'er told me not to eat anything carelessly next time. Spicy noodles have a lot of additives and are very unhygienic."

"understood."

Yin Xiamo maintained her usual demeanor and put a red envelope into the box next to her: "Happy wedding!"

"Thank you!"

Jiang Wei handed us a basket of melon seeds and sugar biscuits and said, "Come in quickly. If you can't drink, sit at the table next to the cat."

"Thank you."

"Is your stomach okay?"

After entering the house, Ouyang Xue, holding a large box of fireworks, just came out and said, "Sorry, I won't buy that brand of spicy noodles next time."

"It's okay, it's for Elodie, I just took the wrong one."

Yin Xiamo was also a little embarrassed: "And this is my... old problem."

"Ok?"

Ouyang Xue seemed to have some misunderstanding. She nodded and said, "Don't eat anything cold during this time. Keep warm."

"Cough cough..."

I didn’t know how to explain it for a moment, so I had to take Yin Xiamo to the dining table next to the cat’s living area with a sign that said “Relatives and Friends”.

"This typhoon is really not coming."

Su Yunjin, who was talking to Pipi, looked shocked. "I just got a call from above, saying that the staff and scientists at the Meteorological Bureau are going crazy. This phenomenon is totally against the laws of physics. It's simply a miracle among miracles."

"Haha, maybe God is watching our Wei Ge getting married and doesn't want to ruin the wedding?"

Pipi seemed very optimistic: "That's good. Marisa-san has worked hard all his life. It's unlucky to get married during a typhoon. Now that the typhoon is gone, it's great."

“I just think this is a little weird.”

"Why think so much? Do you think typhoons are kicked away by someone? Let the scientists worry about natural phenomena."

Pipi picked up a glass of juice: "Come on, Brother Long, let's drink it."

"You fuck me with orange juice?"

"Little Pipi is here, we can't lead the kids astray."

Pipi motioned to her daughter beside her: "Nannan, come and have a drink with this uncle."

"Ok!"

The little girl poured herself a glass of juice very obediently and raised it in a serious manner: "Uncle, cheers!"

"Okay, okay, cheers!"

"..."

As I sat down next to the "Can't Drink" table, I habitually glanced at Yin Xiamo next to me and found that she was also looking at me.

"What's wrong little pet?"

Under my gaze, Yin Xiamo said shyly: "Nuo'er, do you want to do it again in front of so many people? I have no objection!"

"No, I just think..."

I reached out and pushed down the ahoge on Yin Xiamo's head, then looked at the girl in front of me again.

"This is much more normal."

"..."

……

[Finally there is rear projection... Thanks to the painter's wife/w]

[The original rear-projection image is placed here, slightly compressed, and the loving lolis can take it for themselves]

No. 174 Cute Invaders

"Happy wedding! I'm Dali Ge in the group, haha, remember? I gave you a reward from Emperor Yan."

"I remember, Dali brother, I remember that the place you live seems to be quite far from Shenbin City. Can you please come and visit me?"

"Of course I will. Our group leader is getting married, and as an old fan of your books, I have to come no matter what. It's not too far, only about three hours by car. Today's bullet trains are actually quite fast. By the way, is there a typhoon here? When I came, there were red alerts everywhere."

"It's okay. Just now, the typhoon turned and went to Fuso. Haha."

"It seems that even God is helping us group leaders. Come on, here are the big red envelopes. Where should we readers sit?"

"Sit anywhere. Those who come here today are all brothers. If you can't drink, go to the cat's table."

"Oh my, there are cats here? So many cats? My dear, you really chose a good place to get married. I guess you will be so happy when you recall it in the future."

"..."

As time went by, more and more people came to the coffee shop, and the tables and chairs in the first-floor hall that Ouyang Xue had just "cleared" were gradually occupied.

According to Jiang Wei, most of these people are fans of his novels, and a small number are friends in real life. It is estimated that there will be about 50 people present in the end, and there will be more than 20 people from the bride's side, Ye Zi, so there will be about 80 people on both sides. In addition to some passers-by and fans of the coffee shop itself, it is expected that there will be more than 100 people attending the wedding today.

Fortunately, the maximum number of people that a coffee shop can accommodate is about the same as this, and the cats that can be "acquired" by the coffee shop are all "battle-hardened" types and are almost not afraid of people. At most, there are a few cats who prefer quietness and will get impatient when there are too many people.

"Why did you choose a place like this to get married? A cat cafe? There's such a big cat cafe in Kamihama City?"

"You don't understand this, do you? Cat cafes are now the best place for many young people to relax and have fun. What's so good about places like hotels? They are so splendid and tacky. Our group leader is a book writer. There are many teenagers in the group. If you ask them to go to a hotel, they won't be happy!"

"That's true. I like it here too. By the way, can I touch the cats here? There's a cat that keeps nudging me, and I've been holding it back for a long time."

"The cats in the cat cafe must be well-trained. They should be pattable, right? How about I call the waiter?"

Listening to the surprised discussions of a group of strangers around me, I looked at Pippi's family on my right, then looked at Su Yunjin who was constantly making phone calls and sending messages, and finally my eyes fell on Yin Xiamo.

"what happened?"

Compared to the usual proud girl, Xiaomo seemed a little weak after fighting the typhoon just now: "Are you hungry?"

"Yes, but there's a lot of food here."

I picked up a white jade bun and dipped it in condensed milk: "Don't you want to eat it?"

"I want to wait until all the dishes are served before eating."

Yin Xiamo lowered her voice: "Sister Ouyang said that today will be Master Wang's personal cooking show, there will be a lot of delicious food."

really……

Yin Xiamo's greedy look beside me reminded me of the time when she snatched my chicken soup when we first met.

At that time, I was angry all night because I only drank half of the chicken soup.

Judging from Xiaomo's appearance...she shouldn't be a person with the "reincarnation" ability, right?

Because if Yin Xiamo really has the so-called time-traveling ability, she must have eaten a lot of things, not to mention a wedding dinner prepared by a chef. She must have eaten all kinds of delicacies on earth. Maybe the chef's cooking skills are much better than those of Master Wang in the store.

Moreover, if an ordinary person really repeated the same time so many times, repeated the time of meeting me so many times, her heart would probably become as cold as ice, just like Homura Akemi in "Puella Magi Madoka Magica".

Well... when we first met, Yin Xiamo, who was wearing the Grim Reaper robe, seemed a little bit "cold", but I couldn't tell for sure because she secretly drank my chicken soup at that time.

I will always remember that sunny afternoon when I used the body of a little girl to run to the vegetable market and bought all kinds of ingredients. I was busy for most of the day and was so tired that I lay down on the sofa while cooking chicken soup, but the chicken soup was drunk.

In other words... am I overly suspicious?

In fact, Xiaomo is just a little stupid, not very good at talking, and the things she does are also cute and silly, so she gave me the illusion that "she can control time", "she can control fate", and "this is her Nth reincarnation in this world"?

"It's true that the food at weddings is usually not too bad."

I lifted the stool under me and moved towards Yin Xiamo, then leaned close to the girl's chest: "Let me see the wound, is it healed?"

"Eh?"

Yin Xiamo was stunned at first, then gently pulled open her collar: "Okay."

"So fast?"

I carefully examined the area where the girl had an obvious blood-red wound and bloodstains all around for a few seconds. After confirming that the area had regained its whiteness and flatness, I sighed, "Magic is indeed convenient."

I remember that when I carried Xiaomo out of the park before, her injuries were much more serious than this, or it could be said that they could no longer be called "injuries". Her internal organs were almost all shattered. A normal person would have fallen into a coma long ago. Only Xiaomo, a creature from another world, could still be conscious and talk to me.

"This has nothing to do with magic, this is just..."

Yin Xiamo lowered her voice and explained, "The physical characteristics of the demons."

The physical characteristics of demons?

Is it just like what you saw on the screen the moment our mobile phone restored signal just now?

A girl with long dark blue hair, almost black, sea blue eyes, and elf-like pointed ears appeared in my mind.

The face of that girl is undoubtedly Xiaomo, but she gives me a more "evil" feeling in that state than she does now, just... how to put it, she really has the flavor of the little devil in the dream world who has grown up. Her ears are pointed, and the reflection of her eyes is more deep and restrained than the current Yin Xiamo, and her hair is more "messy", giving a feeling of being "possessed by Magical Girl Illya Basaker".

I didn’t expect that Xiaomo actually has another form, with elf ears.

"Do all demons in the other world have pointed ears?"

Seeing Jiang Wei and Ye Zi still entertaining guests at the door, most of the guests in the store were attracted by various cats. No one paid attention to this side for a while, so I chatted with Yin Xiamo: "Or are elf ears another kind?"

"The elf's ears are different from the demon's pointed ears. The elf's ears are more curved upwards, and they look more pure and beautiful. The demon's pointed ears are slightly curved downwards, which makes them easy to identify."

Yin Xiamo explained while eating a condensed milk bun with me: "But there are no elves in this world. Maybe you can't understand this for a while, Nuoer. If you have a chance... you can definitely tell the difference between elves and pointy-eared demons. The difference in their auras is too obvious. One represents life and nature, and the other represents chaos and evil."

evil……

So it's really okay to have an evil race be the gods of death on Earth?

I don't know why, but after hearing Yin Xiamo say this, I subconsciously blurted out: "Can I have a chance to visit the other world?"

"Well... If Nuoer wants, I can apply for the divine realm, but we can't stay there for a long time..."

When Yin Xiamo said this, I had just finished eating the white jade bun in my hand, but because I added too much condensed milk, a little bit of it got on my hand. Just as I was about to wipe it off with a tissue, the "devil girl" next to me quickly grabbed my little hand, brought it to her mouth, and then licked the condensed milk off my fingers.

"Hey……"

I felt my face burning instantly: "This is someone else's wedding..."

"Isn't a wedding a show of affection?"

Yin Xiamo was quite open-minded and continued the previous topic: "Nuo'er, do you want to visit another world?"

"Not in the short term."