I will never give in to Miss Death

I quickly took my hand back: "Just asking..."

According to the current situation, I always feel that if I continue like this, I will definitely be eaten up by Yin Xiamo, and I can't just sit there and wait for death.

Since she and I signed a "Master-Servant Contract" in the previous life and I am the master, I should get back the face of that "brave man" and cannot let Xiaomo bully me like this.

"Oh my god, this is truly a miracle. Even the heavens are helping Kamihama now."

While we were chatting, Su Yunjin on the side also ended a call with an unknown leader, then quickly tapped a few times on the phone screen, as if receiving some email. He looked at me, then at Pipi in front of him, and spoke with a tone full of emotion: "Did you know? The Meteorological Bureau just sent another message saying that the intensity of this typhoon has increased. It is now a super typhoon, and it really didn't go to our side, but went to Fuso Island!"

"It's just a typhoon..."

Pippi obviously didn't understand the situation. While feeding his daughter in his arms, he asked curiously, "I remember that it was common for typhoons to change direction in history, wasn't it?"

"This is different. You have to know that a typhoon's change of direction requires many conditions. This typhoon this time..."

Before Su Yunjin finished speaking, the host's voice came from the large TV screen above the living room -

"The latest news from the Meteorological Bureau is that Typhoon 'Lanhua' is now confirmed to be heading towards Fuso Island, and is expected to land in Tokyo. And just now its wind strength has increased to over 16, from a strong typhoon to a super typhoon..."

"Scientists are currently unable to explain the cause of the change in direction. We will continue to follow up on the path of 'Orchid'. We also ask the citizens of Kamihama to be prepared for wind and rain..."

"..."

"See? That picture. It will probably be all over our friend circles in a few hours."

As the host announced, Su Yunjin pointed to the typhoon's direction map on the screen - a very obvious 120-degree change curve map and said, "Even if a typhoon is affected by various factors, it will only change by or degrees. It's definitely not this exaggerated. A typhoon that was originally heading west now flies north. This looks as outrageous as when you play APEX and aim a sniper rifle at the Bloodhound in the west and the bullet turns and hits Gibraltar in the east."

"I understand. It's a substitute."

Pipi joked, "It's the little plane Naranja!"

"Go away, no one is serious."

Su Yunjin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It really doesn't make sense to you laymen."

"It seems like Brother Long knows a lot of people."

I asked tentatively, "It's the CEO of Tongmeng.com and all kinds of leaders."

"They are all my father's connections. I just do hard labor."

Su Yunjin shook his head, picked up a drink from the table and raised it towards us: "Since you can't drink here, I'll go over there and toast you guys."

I picked up the cup of Coke: "Cheers."

After Su Yunjin left, I saw Jiang Wei and Ye Zi, who were originally standing at the gate, walked towards the kitchen with Ouyang Xue. It seemed that they were preparing to put on makeup, change clothes and hold the wedding. Ye Zi's parents, grandparents and others were left behind to receive guests at the door.

"Little idiot, I went to see the island that Su Yunjin mentioned before."

In a trance, I heard Yin Xiamo suddenly say, "There is no signal over there."

"Before?"

It took me a while to react: "That time when you came back half an hour late at night?"

"Well, this city is undercurrent right now. I guess a lot of forces will have to reshuffle. For your safety, I went out to investigate. By the way, I also took a look at the pirate villa he mentioned that he would give us as a bonus in the future."

Yin Xiamo used her eyes to signal Su Yunjin, who was toasting with Jiang Wei's family and friends in front of her: "In addition to being the son of the boss of Tongmeng.com, this person also has many very complicated relationships."

Su Yunjin? I know that.

I remembered what happened to the principal of Xingguang Elementary School.

From the fact that he was able to call the deputy mayor with just one phone call and solve the funding and student source issues for Xingguang Primary School, I knew that this person was no ordinary person.

Tongmeng.com is now the largest video website in China. To put it more seriously, it is a website for "concept output" and can be used as a news media.

Why did many countries occupy TV stations immediately after winning a war? It is because they first wanted to stabilize people's hearts.

Well, the person in charge of the largest "video media" website cannot be without background. Similarly, his son cannot be just an ordinary rich second generation.

Of course, even if I knew all this, as an ordinary person I have no interest in getting involved. I just hope to live my life in peace.

What I didn’t expect was that Xiaomo actually took the initiative to check.

"For Nuoer's safety, I will definitely check all of these."

Perhaps seeing my confusion, Yin Xiamo put on a proud look. She pointed at Su Yunjin and continued in a voice that only the two of us could hear: "I have a good impression of this person so far, and the forces behind him have no intention of letting Ouyang Xue and me get involved, so we can rest assured for the short term."

I nodded: "So there really is a villa being built on that island?"

"Really? They have already built the foundation. There are many building material factories in Minami Nagi Port that provide materials for the villas over there. Every day, many cargo ships leave from the dock and head for those islands."

Yin Xiamo rarely showed a serious expression: "If the typhoon lands in Kamihama, not only the coffee shop, but also our villa will be blown away, and the whole plan will probably be delayed for several years. By then, the situation of the dark forces in Kamihama City will be even more complicated."

So...is this why you applied for "private time" that day to collect intelligence in various places in Kamihama City, and went to the pirates' place, causing your cell phone to have no signal?

"Ah...sorry."

Hearing this, I suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "I was... a little impatient that day."

As I said that, I took the little hand of the girl next to me and checked the place on it where I had bitten it without hesitation before: "I was impulsive."

"It's okay, a kitten's bite doesn't hurt!"

Yin Xiamo looked like she was enjoying it: "In fact, I actually hope Nuoer will bite a few more times!"

"One thing is one thing. If you suddenly disappear and I can't contact you next time and make me worry, I, I..."

I thought about it for a long time, and finally raised my fist to protest: "I'll beat you to death!"

“Dear guests, ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon!”

While playing with Yin Xiamo, Jiang Wei and Ye Zi had changed their clothes without knowing when and were standing on the red carpet in the lobby on the first floor.

In front of him was a small stage that Ouyang Xue had prepared in advance, on which stood a wedding host.

Just like Ouyang Xue said, Ye Zi was wearing a very beautiful wedding dress. As for whether the character she was cosplaying was King Arthur or Nero from the "Fate" series, I couldn't really tell, because both of them gave me the impression of having yellow hair and aho-goddess, and their hairstyles were similar.

"On a hot summer day, with cats talking, orchids falling, and laughter, on this beautiful day, at this exciting moment, we welcome the happy combination of a sweet couple!"

The words spoken by the wedding host on the small stage instantly attracted the attention of the guests who were originally discussing which cold dishes were more delicious and why the typhoon changed direction.

“Is that cosplay?”

"It's very likely that our group leader is actually an old second-dimensional person."

"Ah... If I can find a girlfriend in the future, I'd like to do this too. I hope I only have one wedding in my life, hehe."

"Come on, didn't you say in the group that you were still a virgin at 20? The only woman you've ever held hands with was your mother."

"Please don't expose me, I'm going to cry."

"..."

What was a little different from my impression of a slightly serious wedding was that Jiang Wei and Ye Zi seemed to have taken the simple route. They hardly set any rules, and while the guests below were still eating and playing with cats, they changed their clothes and went upstairs.

"Good afternoon, everyone! I'm very happy to be here today...Shangjing Cat Cafe. Haha, it's the first time I've met a couple who held their wedding in a cat cafe. But that doesn't stop us from wishing them the best. Bless this loving couple!"

Seeing that the wedding ceremony had already begun, many of the hooded guests who were eating around stopped what they were doing and returned to their seats.

Many people also walked towards Jiang Wei and squeezed to the dining table in the front where they could see the stage clearly.

Ouyang Xue quickly set the direction of the camera and connected the signal source of the largest LCD TV in the hall so that those of us in the back row could also see what was happening in front.

“This store feels pretty good.”

"Yes, the facilities are very complete. This is the first time I have seen a cat cafe that can hold a wedding."

"Strictly speaking, this can't be considered a cat cafe, right? It's more accurate to call it a restaurant."

While the guests were talking, I saw Xiong Xiong also sitting down here. He winked at me and Yin Xiamo, and then said to the two bodyguards, "Don't follow me. This is the children's table. Those of you who can drink can go to the front."

The two bodyguards had no choice but to find an empty seat in the front and sit down.

The guests there immediately exclaimed: "Wow, our group leader also knows foreigners?"

"Maybe we met when we were setting up the computer."

"Oyster, oyster, I'm Spanish."

"Awesome, you can speak Chinese."

"Fuck, I can definitely speak Chinese, fuck..."

After the host finished a long round of polite remarks, Jiang Wei and Ye Zi stood on the stage.

"Before the wedding begins, please allow me to introduce to you the guests of honor who are here today to bless our newlyweds. First of all, we have these two respected elders, Mr. Ye Xun, and Ms. Wang Jiali..."

"Then here are the relatives and friends of the groom, Mr. Jiang Wei! As a writer, Mr. Jiang Wei has a very strong fan base. Let's see your applause!"

"..."

"Please all guests stand up! Now let us give the highest courtesy and warm applause to the two newlyweds!"

As the host's tone became more and more passionate, the atmosphere on the scene was completely stirred up. Nearly a hundred people in the coffee shop stood up and waved in the direction of Jiang Wei and Ye Zi.

The cats in the store seemed to have never seen such a scene before, and they all looked towards Jiang Wei and Ye Zi who were standing in the light at the center of the stage.

At this moment, all kinds of booing, cheering, and camera shooting sounds could be heard.

In the dim light, Yin Xiamo didn't even sit on her stool, ran to my side, and held my hand tightly.

"Nuo'er, when can we stand in the marriage hall like them and swear our love to the whole world?"

"Um……"

I thought about it and said, "Maybe it was when Xiaomo learned how to cook?"

"..."

……

In the evening, Yin Xiamo and I got off work as usual and came to the top of the Nannagi Tower. I straightened my skirts and sat down on the flat area at the top of the tower.

Maybe the typhoon has just passed and the sky has cleared, so the moon tonight is much rounder than usual.

The bright moonlight shone obliquely on Yin Xiamo and me, casting a blurry shadow on the ground for us, our figures in Lolita skirts.

"Now I declare! The groom Yin Xiamo and the bride Yin Nuoer are married!"

While we were sitting there, Xiaomo beside me was imitating the host at Jiang Wei's wedding that afternoon, saying in a serious manner beside me: "First bow to heaven and earth! Second bow to parents! Husband and wife bow to each other!"

"Bride and groom, exchange rings!"

"..."

"What's behind it?"

The person next to me burst out laughing: "How come you, a god, have such a bad memory?"

“I didn’t bring any divinity with me.”

The girl laughed and said, "If I could extract all of my divinity and memories from over 6,000 years into this body, I might not be myself anymore."

“This is the first time I’ve heard of this.”

I turned my head away: "Is there any particular reason? Do you mean that you deliberately created a very weak existence to experience life on Earth?"

"You could say that. After all, six thousand years is too long. We have experienced almost everything. It is hard for anything to move us."

Yin Xiamo looked at the full moon on the sea ahead: "Time and years can wear away almost everything, including the longing for a person. If I came to this world as a god to interact with you, I would have used the most efficient and violent method to conquer the whole world by now, or I would have directly captured you and imprisoned you in the basement and made you give birth to many, many children."

This is a yandere, right? This is a yandere, right?

Or is this the true face of the so-called "gods"? Because they have lived too long and have no desire to live, their only wish is to find a "hero", and after finding a "hero", only the most primitive desires are left, which makes them particularly terrifying?

If that's the case, then I feel the current Xiaomo is better.

"That's why I don't want to alarm that guy. If I can avoid asking for God's Domain, I won't. After all, even now I am capable of handling most of the problems in this world."

In contrast, Yin Xiamo was very optimistic. She patted her skirt, sat down next to me, and said softly, "Nuo'er."

"Ah."

I habitually pulled the girl next to me over, brought her outstretched legs together, and let her lie on top: "I'm here."

"Would you not like this kind of life?"

"A life like this?"

I hesitated: "What kind of life?"

The girl on his thigh stretched out a hand to block the moon in the sky, allowing the moonlight to shine through her fingers and onto her face: "It's just like now... protected by the gods, playing and frolicking every day, heartless, like a flower in a greenhouse... does this kind of life bore you?"

"Xiaomo, do you think I've been protected like a flower in a greenhouse?"

I slightly adjusted the girl's bangs on my thigh and helped comb her beautiful long hair: "If I say I like it, will you think I am content with the status quo?"