I will never give in to Miss Death

"Eh?"

A flash of curiosity flashed across Yin Xiamo's face: "Does Nuoer like it?"

"You rushed out of the store without hesitation this afternoon in the face of the typhoon. In my eyes, you are like a little hero."

I didn't comment: "Of course, I still feel a little regretful that I didn't get to see Xiaomo's battle scene."

I could feel the temperature of the girl's face on my thigh beginning to rise.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with this. I can help with housework and cooking at home even though I don't have much strength. Xiaomo is capable and can go to the sea to fight the typhoon like she did today to protect our home."

I raised my head, put my hands behind my back, and stared at the moon.

"Xiaomo is the god of this world, so I will be the god of my family."

Yin Xiamo also sat up: "The god of the house?"

"The God of Cooking, the God of Flowers, the God of Housework?"

I thought about it: "Or the God of Books?"

Yin Xiamo's eyes turned: "I think it's the cute god."

"Kill you."

I raised my fist and tapped the guy on the head, then stood up.

"It's almost time for today. Let's go back. I still need to prepare materials for the author conference the day after tomorrow."

"..."

……

No. 175 He will always live in our hearts

Monday, May 20th.

This day is the day when Kamihama City holds the "Literature and Art Exchange" exhibition, and it is said that many novel websites will come to participate.

Early in the morning, I asked for leave from Ouyang Xue in advance and changed into the "women's clothing" that I bought for the first time in the small apartment. I wore a small T-shirt on the upper body and a pair of shorts that were close to hot pants on the lower body. I matched it with the "Xiang" class destroyer hat and the rabbit backpack. I looked very lively and cute.

Originally I wanted to wear a skirt like usual, but considering that I had a lot to do and need to go to many places this holiday, wearing a skirt might not be very convenient, so I ended up having to choose the shorts combination.

Anyway... with my current body shape, I won’t be mistaken for a boy even if I walk on the street in shorts. I feel that my previous persistence and “calling myself an uncle” don’t have much meaning.

Not to mention the long flowing hair, under Yin Xiamo's deliberate "creation", my skin has always remained as white as snow. These days, even if I go to the coffee shop to go to get off work and bask in the sun, my skin does not get darker. The sleeves of the T-shirt can only cover most of the shoulders, and the shorts can only cover half of the thighs. As long as you are a person, no matter from the front or the back, no one will think I am a boy.

Another thing that makes me depressed is that the "three measurements" I measured with a tape measure were actually inaccurate.

I discovered this incident when Yin Xiamo complained about how few clothes I had when we were having dinner and chatting after work yesterday. She said, "I'm going to spend the whole day at home browsing online stores to pick out all kinds of cute clothes for Nuo'er during the next holiday." Lan Jiajia, who was eating, casually asked, "What's Nuo'er's body size?" I couldn't resist the two women's requests, so I just told them the data I had measured before.

"Impossible, it's quite different from what I observed."

After hearing the data I reported, Lan Jiajia stood up on the spot and asked, "Do you have a tape measure?"

"I used to measure it myself with a tape measure."

For a moment, I didn't quite understand why Lan Jiajia was so excited, so I said cautiously, "I've measured it two or three times, so it shouldn't be too different, right?"

My current body measurements, if I remember correctly, are 71, 53 and 78. There should be nothing wrong with my waist and hip circumferences, but the main thing is my chest circumference… Because I was a real uncle before, I didn’t know the specific place where girls measure their chest circumference. I just casually wrapped the tape measure around my chest and roughly read the number on it.

"I worked as a fashion designer for a while. I can tell your approximate body measurements."

Lan Jiajia put down her bowl and chopsticks and walked to the second floor: "I suspect that your pool is not accurate, or you measured the wrong position. Wait a minute, I'll get my tools down."

After saying that, my former rabbit editor went upstairs and came down with a very professional-looking toolbox a short while later.

"Come on, Nuo'er, open your hand and I'll measure it for you."

At Lan Jiajia's signal, I stood up from my seat, opened my hands nervously, and asked in confusion, "Isn't the chest circumference the position of the chest?"

"I think you misunderstood."

Lan Jiajia half-knelt down with a tape measure in her hand, circled it around my hips, then adjusted the position and measured carefully several times.

"Yes, the hip circumference is 78."

Then she reached out to my waist and measured it several times with a tape measure.

"Waist circumference... 49, about the same as you said, not bad. With the clothes on and you just had a full meal, the number is probably a little smaller, but it's not much different."

Finally, Lan Jiajia stood up and bent down slightly: "Take a deep breath."

At this distance, plus the fact that Lan Jiajia was only wearing a very stylish top at home and she was bending over, I could clearly see the gully between her two big rabbits...

"Well……"

I turned my face away, took a deep breath and exhaled: "Is that so?"

"Yes, I think the chest size you just mentioned is not right. Just stay in your current state and don't breathe."

As she spoke, Lan Jiajia, who looked like a "young mother", began to measure my upper chest circumference.

"Nuo'er, your figure is very standard, between a child and a young girl...a perfect figure for a girl. When I first saw you, I have been visually estimating your body data. After watching you for so many days, I will not allow my judgment to be wrong."

Lan Jiajia’s words made me laugh and cry.

It turns out that you are also a fashion designer with a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder and a competitive spirit?

"The upper bust is 64, the lower bust is 56, I knew it was like this, how could it be 70."

After working on my chest for three or four minutes, Lan Jiajia breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought my visual estimation was wrong."

"What...is there any difference?"

For a moment, I didn’t understand the significance of the tiny differences between these numbers: “71 and 64 seem to differ by only 7 centimeters?”

"You probably held your breath while measuring, or you measured in the wrong place, or it was difficult for you to measure your chest circumference by yourself, so the ruler was tilted, so you ended up with a number over 70."

Lan Jiajia stood up and said, "I'm just wondering how your chest circumference can be 70, Nuoer."

At this time, Yin Xiamo on the side laughed secretly: "She definitely didn't."

"Say it again!"

I turned around and glared at Yin Xiamo, but because Lan Jiajia was there, I couldn't say anything, so I could only mutter, "You're not that old..."

"Her bust is about 78, and the difference between her upper and lower busts is close to a B cup. Your difference between your upper and lower busts is only 8, which is less than an A cup and falls within the AA standard."

Lan Jiajia put away the ruler, with an expression that said "luckily I didn't calculate wrongly": "Nuo'er, stop laughing at others. Drink more milk and wait a few more years to see if you can grow up a little bit."

How come even you...

"What does it matter?"

I sat back in my seat and puffed up my cheeks: "It's just two hands and two feet supporting one head anyway."

"It matters. It matters a lot."

Lan Jiajia put away the ruler and said seriously, "Let me tell you about the measurements of girls. There are three numbers, 0.51, 0.34, and 0.54. This is a rough calculation method. They correspond to the chest, waist, and hip circumference respectively. You only need to multiply these numbers by your height to get the standard measurements of a girl's body."

"For example, Nuo'er's height is close to 140 centimeters, so if we multiply these three numbers, we get Nuo'er's standard chest circumference is just over 70 centimeters, the standard waist circumference is 40...47 centimeters, and the standard hip circumference is...75."

"Girls are different from boys. Girls usually have long hair and wear skirts. The structure of a skirt itself is a regular triangle. In terms of aesthetics, girls usually tend to prefer a regular triangle."

"If men go to the gym and do bodybuilding, their main strength will be concentrated in the upper body, their chest muscles will be well-developed, and their shoulder muscles will become thicker. In addition, men's shoulders are generally wider than women's. Generally speaking, bodybuilding men are described as being in an inverted triangle shape, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom."

"Girls are the opposite of men. Girls' bodies are generally equilateral triangles, with a smaller upper body and a larger lower body, which is the hips. This makes them look beautiful and they look good in skirts."

After collecting her things, Lan Jiajia put the bag aside and returned to her seat: "When I saw Nuo'er at the comic convention, I thought she had a very beautiful figure. I measured her for a long time against the reference objects next to her. If you were to be a children's clothing model, you would probably be very popular. Not only does she have a cute face, but her figure also perfectly meets the golden aesthetic."

"Nuo'er's chest circumference is different from the standard, but this standard is for normal people. It doesn't mean the bigger the better. Nuo'er's lower chest circumference is very small, which means her upper body frame is very thin, which makes her body's regular triangle structure very obvious. Girls generally have a larger hip circumference than the standard, and a smaller waist and chest circumference than the standard. Nuo'er's figure belongs to this category, with a slender upper body and a fleshy buttocks in the lower body. She is just like those beautiful girls in comics."

"Of course, Nuoer's biggest shortcoming now is that her breasts are too small. If her breasts can grow to a C cup, based on the current 56 underbust circumference, plus 15 centimeters, the upper bust circumference will reach 71, which will really be a perfect figure."

"..."

So, under Lan Jiajia's "professional measurement", I got the detailed data of my current body - upper bust circumference 64, 139 cm smaller than the standard upper bust circumference of 71 of 7 cm, lower bust circumference 56, and the skeleton of a child make my upper body look very slender, and my waist circumference is only about 49 when I am full, and I have a little fat on my abdomen due to exercise in the past few days, which feels not much different from the standard 47, and my hip circumference 78, which is a little bigger than the standard 75, but for girls, having a hip circumference larger than the standard is, in Lan Jiajia's words... very beautiful.

In other words... because my upper body is relatively thin, I need to choose children's clothes that are one size smaller when I buy clothes.

No wonder when I wore my T-shirt as an uncle, most of my shoulders were exposed and the clothes would slide down. No wonder when I wore the bunny pajamas prepared for little girls to sleep, half of the pajamas would slide down the next morning. It turns out that my frame is now smaller.

After breakfast, I asked Yin Xiamo about my body shape, and the answer I got was -

"It's cute to wear a skirt like this."

In other words, even my figure was designed for me by Xiaomo on purpose.

"..."

……

"I always feel that guy must be hiding something weird from me."

There were not many people on the street after eight o'clock on Monday. After leaving Elodie's rental house, I took the bus to the small apartment alone and found a window seat as usual.

I took out my cell phone, and the screensaver showed Yin Xiamo hugging me and making a victory sign. She still had that devilish expression on her face, which made me feel both love and hate for her.

I plan to go to the Snail House apartment today and complete the check-out procedures with the landlord there. Then I will push my bicycle to an empty corner and ask Xiaomo to move the remaining things in the apartment. Finally, I will clean up and check out.

"Let me see, if I check out now... I should be able to get at least 900 yuan?"

The car started slowly, I closed the small window next to my seat a little and pushed down my hat.

With the development of society, there are now quite a lot of "long-term rental apartments" similar to Snail House Apartments, and some companies specialize in this kind of business.

You can buy a piece of land and build your own house, or go directly to the landlord who has built an entire building, buy their house, convert it into an entire "long-term rental apartment", renovate it uniformly, and rent it out specifically to college students and young people who have just entered the society.

The characteristics of this type of house are relatively low rent, and they are all one-bedroom or one-room apartments, suitable for single young people or couples, and you can keep cats and dogs. The apartment has its own security and property management, and there is someone at any time to solve various problems in the house. In addition, the current rental market is too chaotic, and the quality of houses is also uneven. This type of long-term rental apartment has been very popular with college students as soon as it came out.

Then some companies came up with this crooked idea of ​​"long-term rental apartments".

The specific operation method of these companies is to try their best to deceive college students who come to rent a house into renting for a full year, claiming that there are various discounts and they can save hundreds of yuan, and deceive them into signing a loan contract with a third-party company. Some college students signed a one-year contract without paying attention, intending to live there for a full year, not knowing that what they signed was a loan contract, and when they repay the mortgage in the future, the money they repay is also paid to the loan company, and has nothing to do with the owner of the apartment, who received a full year's rent the moment they signed the contract.

For example, the rent for a one-bedroom apartment here is 1000 yuan per month, so the apartment owner asks the tenant to sign a one-year contract with a loan company. The tenant signs a contract with the loan company and the loan company lends 1 yuan, but in fact, the 2000 yuan goes directly into the apartment owner's pocket at one time, and the tenant's monthly "rent" is just paying back the money to the loan company.

These capitalists use this method to trick tenants into signing one- or two-year contracts, so they can get a loan of more than 100 or yuan for each contract they sign. After tricking tenants into signing contracts, the cash flow is instantly more than million yuan. Then they use this million yuan to continue to negotiate business with other apartment companies, buy or rent those houses and convert them into apartments, and then cheat more people's money to sign contracts with loan companies, get more loans, quickly expand the company's funds, and use the money to invest or continue to buy out surrounding houses.

In order to get all the college students in a city to live in their own apartments, some long-term rental apartment companies have not only taken up all the housing resources around a certain university, but are even willing to reduce the rent at a loss in order to ensure that their capital chain is not broken.

Once the capital chain of such a company is broken or the boss runs away, there will be a terrible "thunderbolt": the company is gone, the house is auctioned off, and the house previously "rented" from the local landlord starts to be evicted because the landlord cannot collect the debt. The worst sufferers are the tenants. The company runs away, and they signed a loan contract. All the money has been taken away by the boss of the long-term rental apartment. They are kicked out of the house and become homeless, and they have to repay the previous loan. If they cannot repay the loan, they will be sued by the loan company and become a "deadbeat."

The predecessor of the "Snail House Apartment" where I work was a company similar to this. At that time, the company went bankrupt and the boss ran away, leaving behind a large number of tenants who were heavily in debt. Not only did they have no place to live, but they also had to pay "rent" on time every month. It was a huge fuss at the time, and finally the Kamihama City Government had to intervene and asked the bank to give a huge loan to a local more qualified company, allowing this company to take over the Snail House Apartment and change it into the current "two deposits, one payment, no loan" model of the apartment.

At that time, I confirmed the contract several times before signing it, and I only signed for a short-term lease because I was afraid that the apartment owner would run away again.

The house I rented also had two months' rent in advance, 850 yuan a month, 1700 yuan for two months. When I move out, the sanitation fee, water fee and other miscellaneous expenses will be deducted. I expected to get about 900 yuan.

A few days ago, I gave Jiang Wei a red envelope of 800 yuan on his birthday, which is a huge sum of money for me now. If I don’t get the deposit back from the Woju Apartment by the end of May, I may have to trouble Xiaomo to pay for my living expenses in early June.

[I will go over to check out in a moment]

Sitting in the car, feeling the refreshing breeze outside, I moved my slender little hands and sent a message to my landlord Yang Kun.

[Are you really leaving? ]

Soon the landlord replied: [Would you like to stay for a few more months? I am very familiar with the manager and can negotiate with him to reduce the rent for you.]

[No, I have almost moved everything]

I thought about it and added: [Why don’t you go check first to see if there is anything else that needs cleaning in the room, and I’ll go over and do it later]

[Oh ok, I'll go there now, when will you arrive? ]

[Half an hour later]

[Are you... are you coming or is your sister coming? Your sister said before that you went to a very far place and will not come back.]

【I……】

At this point, I suddenly remembered this - I am still using the WeChat account of "Yin Shiren"...

[Oh, I... I'm his sister]

After hesitating for a while, thinking that I was leaving anyway, I decided to "confess" to the property manager: [I am the younger sister, but actually my brother has left]

【Gone? Where did you go?】

The property manager obviously didn’t understand: [Why did he give you his WeChat ID when he was out having fun? ]

[It's just... I'm gone, and I'll never come back]

I sent a sad emoji: [That day he said he was not feeling well, went to the hospital, and then...]