I will never give in to Miss Death

"You'd better not touch it. This cat is so big. It will be troublesome if it bites you."

"Furry..."

Seeing that the girls around him didn't continue, Ding Man simply moved over, rubbed their hands and ankles with his head, and continued to flip his belly.

I noticed that when Timon rubbed the girls' hands and feet, he opened his mouth slightly, revealing the glands that can secrete personal scent, leaving his own scent on those girls.

I've seen Ding Man use this trick many times in coffee shops.

Don’t be fooled by its lazy and well-behaved appearance every day. To put it nicely, it is a “cat with good manners”, and to put it bluntly, it is a “playboy cat”, because it behaves like this to almost everyone, regardless of gender. It just respects me more and is willing to listen to me.

That's how small animals are, how could they know so much? What's more, Timon is a cat that has been abandoned many times.

"I'll try. It probably won't bite me, right?"

Seeing Ding Man rolling on the ground with his belly exposed, a few young ladies couldn't help it and quietly rubbed the belly of this big cat.

“It doesn’t resist!”

"Really? How can there be such a well-behaved cat?"

"I want to touch it too!"

The noisy young ladies soon formed a circle outside the mall, with many hands constantly rubbing Ding Man's belly. The scene looked very much like a certain emoticon pack - [If you don't work hard, you can only become a woman's plaything.jpg]

In fact, the worries of these young ladies are not unnecessary. The reason why Dingman stood out among the more than 60 cats in the coffee shop and was specifically asked by Ouyang Xue to bring him out to "attract customers" is that his biggest feature is that he really has no temper, no matter where you touch him.

Most cats only like to be touched on their heads and chins, and a little further back is their backs. The rest of the area is a restricted area for cats.

You can touch my head and my chin, stupid human. I know you very well, so I’ll make an exception and let you touch my back. But if you dare to touch anything else... I will definitely bite you!

According to my experience, the sensitive areas of a cat's body from low to high are: chin, head, back, tail, limbs, belly, and around the buttocks.

The belly is a sensitive area for any cat, even the pet cats in the coffee shop that have served many people, because the belly is the most vulnerable area for any animal. Exposing the belly is equivalent to surrender, which is equivalent to the cat saying to you "let me go", but it does not mean that you can touch it at will. If you touch its exposed belly, it is equivalent to saying "no, I will not let you go. On the contrary, I will touch your most vulnerable position and assassinate you". It would be strange if the cat is not angry.

This is a misunderstanding when getting along with cats. When a cat shows its belly, it is either to act coquettishly and to show that it has "no ill intentions" or to show its weakness to the enemy and beg for mercy. It is not asking others to touch its belly.

If a cat with a bad temper is touched on its belly, it will probably turn around and paw or bite you. If a cat with a better temper, or if you are its owner, it will use its limbs to fix your hand that is touching its belly, bite it with its mouth, and then kick your hand with its two hind legs. This action is called "rabbit kick", which is the action a cat will make when it catches prey. This behavior is to warn you, "I am also aggressive. You see, this is how I usually hunt. Now I have caught your hand and I will bite you. Look at my sharp fangs. You can't touch my belly anymore."

In most cases, a cat's "rabbit kick" at you is mostly a warning. They are very sensible. Whether biting or scratching, they will hold back their strength and control it precisely to the extent that it hurts you but does not break your skin and bleed. As long as you don't move the hand that is caught and don't continue to touch your belly, the cat will let go after a kick, and then roll over and leave.

However, most people who are not familiar with the habits of cats do not know what this action of the cat means. When they see their hands being caught and the cat is about to bite them, they instinctively pull their hands back very quickly. The natural result is that moving objects further stimulate the cat's hunting nature, and it stretches out its claws and pounces on you faster than you, leaving several bloody marks in an instant.

But there is no similar situation with Timon. He lies down with his belly exposed just to ask for pats and to act coquettishly. He does not care where others touch him, even where his testicles are no longer there. If touched, he will just lean over and gently bite it to warn, or lick the person's hand and meow in a very aggrieved voice, asking that person not to touch such sensitive areas again.

"This cat's fur is so soft, like a plush toy..."

"How can there be such a big cat? The tabby cats at my grandmother's house are only half as big as this one."

"I remember what this cat is called...Norwegian Forest Cat? Or Maine Coon, which is a large cat."

"What kind of cat is that serval? The one from Kemono Friends... Sabalu-chan."

"That's no longer a domestic cat, it's very fierce!"

Then, the young men and women who were attracted by Ding Man noticed the appearance of Yin Xiamo and me, and they were amazed again——

"Oh my god, this little sister, you... I thought you were wearing makeup just now, but when I came over I realized that you didn't even wear foundation. Is this... is this natural? No makeup?"

"You two have such nice skin, don't you? What did you eat to grow up? I'm so envious..."

"Are all the girls in your coffee shop so pretty and cute? I'm attracted to you."

In this regard, Yin Xiamo and I had to patiently explain:

"We don't wear much makeup. The store manager said we don't look real at all after putting on makeup, we look like dolls, so Nuoer and I just put on some skin care products before going to work."

"Noer grew up eating Keaiduo, and as for me... I grew up eating Noer."

"As for the coffee shop... there are four more maids as cute as us, hehe."

"..."

Gradually, more and more people gathered around, and Yin Xiamo and I distributed flyers faster and faster.

I feel like if someone was watching outside at this time, they would probably think that there was an event going on in Building No. 2 of Mianyun Commercial Plaza because it was packed with people.

“Can we take a picture?”

"Wow! Nuo'er! It's you. When I saw so many people from afar, I was wondering who could make such a big scene. Is the coffee shop holding an event?"

"Happy Children's Day!"

"Give me a flyer too. I'll get it for you. You're really willing to wear so much when it's so hot."

In the end, Yin Xiamo and I only stood in the mall for less than an hour before we had distributed all the flyers in our hands. Almost no customer threw our flyers into the trash can after receiving them. Instead, they carefully read the contents of the flyers for a while, chatted with their friends around them, and then turned around and walked towards the coffee shop.

"Thank you."

During the break, I sat on the bench downstairs as elegantly as possible and said to Yin Xiamo beside me, "If I were to do this alone, I might have to wait until the afternoon to finish it."

"It's okay. Nuo'er is my wife. It's my duty to help my wife!"

Yin Xiamo looked around and ran to a vending machine not far ahead. She took out her phone and scanned the code with a "beep": "What do you want to drink?"

"Pure water."

I cast a curious look at the machine over there: "Is there one?"

"some."

Amid the clang of drinks falling, Yin Xiamo came back holding a bottle of purified water and a bottle of soda. She handed me the purified water, helped me tidy up my clothes, and patted the cat hair on the bow on my chest: "Look at you, you're so dirty."

"Timon's hair loss is too severe."

I looked at Ding Man, who was lazily looking at the passing vehicles under the stool and said, "Go back and brush it with the lint remover."

"Is it hot?"

Yin Xiamo stretched her small hand to my thigh wrapped in white cotton stockings under my skirt, and touched the stockings along the lower part of my thigh: "It's a little wet."

"It's sunny outside, of course."

I followed suit and touched Yin Xiamo's soft thighs. I was surprised by how smooth and dry they were. "Xiaomo, don't you sweat?"

"There's no need to sweat in this weather..."

The girl smiled and said, "The temperature in the other world is more severe than this. My body's regulatory function can still handle it."

"Magic again?"

"It's not magic, it's just that the demon's body is stronger."

"Then... theoretically, when you were making my body, Xiaomo, could you also make one... one that's not afraid of high temperatures, doesn't sweat, and is similar to you?"

"Ok?"

As if she understood what I meant, Yin Xiamo opened the soda with a click and took a sip: "Does Nuoer want it like that?"

"Not really..."

I didn't know what to say for a moment: "I just want to know...are the elves and succubi in that world the same as ordinary people? The elves will sweat when basking in the sun in the forest, and the succubi in hell are all sticky..."

"The elves' bodies are indeed much more capable of fighting against nature."

The girl raised her head and looked at the blue sky: "But I don't want Nuoer to be like that. What I wanted at the time was to restore Nuoer's physical habits and life patterns as much as possible, otherwise it might be terrible for Nuoer."

"Ok?"

"Look, if you really want to make it convenient, you can set it so that you don't have to sleep at night, and your body's energy system is fully powered. When you're hungry, you just need to eat and you won't feel tired or sleepy. You won't sweat when you go to a very hot place. But if you do that... it's like depriving Nuoer of the rights of an ordinary person."

That seems to be true.

Thinking literally, theoretically, if a person can go without sleep, he will have more than one-third more time in his life. However, in that case, the obvious difference in living habits will make a person fall into deep doubt.

For example... "Am I still human?" or something like that.

Well, I wasn't the one who learned forbidden magic anyway, so I don't want to think about it anymore.

"Will Nuoer think... that I'm overbearing?"

Seeing that I didn't say anything, the girl next to me came over and said, "I always make decisions for you on my own initiative, always act first and ask for your consent later, and then use all kinds of reasons to make Nuoer accept... and so on."

"A little bit, indeed."

I picked up the bottle and twisted the cap.

Not moving.

Huh?

I lowered my head and took a look at the bottle of mineral water that Yin Xiamo bought. I observed the structure of the bottle cap and tried to twist it again after finding nothing unusual.

Not moving.

That's impossible. Why is this thing so tight?

"Well……"

As Yin Xiamo watched the kitten playing with the ball of yarn, I used all my strength to twist the bottle cap for several seconds.

My hand hurts.

The skin turned red.

Looking at my red palms, I gave Yin Xiamo beside me an aggrieved expression and handed the water over.

If I wasn’t so hot right now and the water I brought wasn’t cold anymore, I wouldn’t bother to drink this bottle!

"Pfft, soft Nuo'er is also very cute."

Taking the water bottle, Yin Xiamo easily unscrewed the lid for me, and then handed it back to me: "Tell me, do you really hate me for always acting on my own?"

"That's not called self-assertion."

I took the water and took a big sip. "You are just... relying on the fact that you are the God of Death, fearless, experienced, and have arranged everything for me, and yet you still bully me afterwards!"

This feeling... is like I'm really a little pet.

"I can't help it, Nuoer is so cute!"

The girl held me in her arms, looked at the blue sky above her head, was silent for a while, and said with emotion: "No matter how many times I see the blue sky here, I still feel... it's so beautiful."

"Isn't the sky in the other world beautiful?"

"It's beautiful, but Nuo'er is not there. The sky here is beautiful because... I can be under such a sky with Nuo'er, which makes it beautiful and moving."

"You're saying those corny love words again, aren't you?"

"Ahahaha, no no, I just said it casually based on my feelings."

After taking another big sip of the drink, Yin Xiamo lowered her voice and said, "Nuo'er, have you forgotten something?"

"Ok?"

I turned around and asked, "What did you forget?"

"What day is today?"

"Children's Day."

I blurted out: "Why, are you like those people and think I want to celebrate this festival?"

"So Nuoer is just so confused sometimes."

Yin Xiamo bent down slightly, moved closer to my belly, stretched out her hand, and poked my lower abdomen through the maid skirt: "What is this?"

"abdomen."

"What's in your stomach?"

"Is there...water in my stomach?"

I had no idea what this guy was trying to say: "I haven't even had lunch yet, what else can I have?"

"wrong!"

Yin Xiamo looked like a teacher: "You didn't learn biology, right? The stomach is a little bit above, in the middle of the sternum. This is the stomach, and it has water. Nuo'er is a girl, this place..."

Yin Xiamo poked my belly with her slender fingers again and said mysteriously, "This place... can be used to nurture a baby, right?"

"Alas!"

I instinctively shrank back: "Yin Xiamo, what bad ideas are you thinking of again!"

"I do not have to die."

The girl in front of him said innocently: "I just want to remind you, Nuo'er, you are a girl, you have this organ, so what will happen to you every month?"