I will never give in to Miss Death
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Eh?
I was stunned sitting in the chair.
Wait a minute.
I seem to know what Xiaomo is going to say.
Calculating the time this way, it seems like... it’s almost here?
"When was the last time I was there?"
For a moment I couldn’t remember when my period had come before so I blurted out, “Not that soon, right?”
It feels like this is too fast. The feeling of my period during the past few days seems to be still vivid in my mind. How long has it been? And it’s coming again?
"Yes, it's that fast, once a month. To be exact, the standard menstrual cycle is about once every 28 days."
Yin Xiamo put on a thoughtful expression: "Let me think about it. The first time Nuoer came was on the night of May 5th. Nuoer was very tired all day that day, but she didn't notice it. She was so tired that she fell asleep at night. I had to carry Nuoer back."
May 5th? Then the second menstrual period should be June 6th?
No, that's not right. If, as Yin Xiamo said, the standard menstrual period is not 30 days but 28 days, then I should be experiencing that day around June 6th.
Suppose... I'm talking about hypothesis. What if that day is advanced, two or three days earlier, then it is possible that it will come on June 1st, right?
But I didn’t have that in my bag, and I didn’t even buy it.
If Xiaomo hadn't reminded me, I might not have noticed it until I felt unwell after my period came.
"It looks like Nuoer isn't ready yet!"
The panic on my face was quickly caught by Yin Xiamo, and she showed her signature dark expression of "I knew it": "So Nuoer is so cute, she is so confused about such things."
"I just……"
I held it in for a while and said, "I'm just a macho uncle, I don't have this habit at all!"
"Yes, yes, Nuoer is so cute."
Yin Xiamo stood up and stretched out her hand to me: "Then let's go to the mall here after get off work tonight, and help Nuoer prepare emergency props for the next few days."
"What the hell are emergency props!"
"Or if Nuoer doesn't like it, there is another way. Use magic to make Nuoer not need emergency props for nine months."
"Let's go buy some emergency supplies..."
"..."
……
No. 221 The moon is always shining tonight
Around 8:30 in the evening, as the customers left the coffee shop one by one, the shop gradually became deserted as usual.
“The people here are so welcoming!”
Unlike me, Lan Jiajia and Ouyang Xue who were already exhausted physically and mentally, Filo, who had been busy all day making milk tea for customers on the second floor, was extremely excited. She kept telling me and Yin Xiamo about her "experiences" of the day as if she had found some new toys.
"These customers are not aggressive at all! Even when I accidentally spilled some milk, they just laughed cutely and didn't blame me at all!"
"Besides! And you know what? They really came here just to relax. I didn't sense any murderous intent!"
"This place is really suitable for retirement. Everyone is so relaxed and the weather is very stable all day long!"
"Everyone is very honest. They scanned the code and paid after getting their milk tea. It's not like when I was... ahem, those people were picky. Many of them ate and ate for free and refused to pay with any excuse!"
Facing the excited Filo, Yin Xiamo just lowered her voice to signal her not to be so loud: "Okay, okay, I've already said that there is a little difference between here and there... There is basically no war in this country, and education is also popular. The general quality of everyone is still very high."
"In our place, the customers who come to the store to buy wine are all... mercenaries or adventurers. They don't know when they will die. Maybe they received a commission today and ran into the forest and could never get out again, so they are generally more irritable."
"Speaking of which, Filo, you're a bartender, and there are mercenaries who dare to act unreasonably? Are they crazy?"
"Sometimes I transform without horns and wings. I'm lazy..."
During the chat, Ouyang Xue, who had changed her clothes, came down from the second floor: "Are you in a hurry tonight?"
"Eh?"
I turned around and asked, "Sister Ouyang, what's the matter?"
"It's nothing. Su Yunjin brought me the key to the basement this afternoon. If you are interested, you can go there and take a look now."
Ouyang Xue shook the key in her hand: "I really didn't expect that they had already completed the basement when the coffee shop was built, and it seems to be the first area to be completed."
"The first area to be completed?"
I was puzzled and asked, “What do you mean?”
“When they laid the foundation, they dug it very deep, and the house was built from the bottom up.”
Ouyang Xue walked between Yin Xiamo and Filo and pointed at the bottom of her feet: "The basement was built the newest, and then the ground part, including the power cables, signal cables, and network cables, are all buried. When the time comes, the workers only need to move the equipment in and simply decorate it."
For some reason, Yin Xiamo chuckled when she heard this: "Manager, didn't you know there was another floor underneath?"
"I don't know. How could I know? When they sent me here, the house was almost finished being renovated. I was responsible for some post-decoration work and publicity. I thought it was an ordinary restaurant. I didn't know there was such a large part underneath."
Ouyang Xue was a little surprised: "Xia Mo, could it be that you already knew about this?"
"No no."
Yin Xiamo waved her hand quickly: "I was just asking casually."
Actually, you know this, right?
I gave Yin Xiamo a look that said "you're not being honest."
It’s okay that ordinary people don’t know Xiaomo, but I know this guy’s background very well.
Given Xiaomo's personality and cautiousness, I don't believe that she would come here to work with me without investigating the details of this store.
Moreover, Ouyang Xue just mentioned that "the electrical wires and network cables underneath have been buried long ago", which means that there must be some lines leading downwards.
As a lightning magician, there is no reason for Yin Xiamo to be insensitive to these circuits.
"Oh, right."
As she spoke, Ouyang Xue took out her mobile phone and showed several pages of Tongmeng.com to me and Filo.
There are several popular videos on it, with more than 100,000 views.
The new maid at the Cat Cafe in Shangjing is so handsome
《You told me this is making coffee?》
《Mom, I want to marry her! 》
The contents of these videos are almost all about Philo adjusting coffee and milk tea at the central service desk on the second floor.
"Filo has a great figure and is very beautiful. I posted a status at noon today, saying that our store has a new maid named Filo. As of now, it has received over 100,000 hits, and the comments section is full of comments asking if I, the store manager, specializes in taking in visitors from other worlds."
Putting away her phone, Ouyang Xue put her hands on her hips and said, "Many people don't believe that the new maids can be as pretty as Nuo'er and Xiaomo. They think we don't belong to this world."
Uh……
This...how can I put it?
Although I also feel that the looks of Xiaomo, Filo, and myself are a little unreal.
Needless to say, I am the most cute one, with a chubby face, smooth and fair skin, big watery eyes, a small nose and cherry lips. She looks like a character from the anime world. As for Yin Xiamo, she is more of a girlish one, giving people an overall feeling of the freshness of an elf and the evil of a demon.
If a coffee shop finds employees with excellent looks and figures that are very attractive, and it makes the news, people might think that the store manager is very lucky to have cute girls willing to do hard labor in their store, and the craze will wear off after a few months. But if this store has two girls with impeccable looks, figures and skin helping with the work at the same time, then everyone will think that this store is truly blessed by God, and will want to come over to check it out.
But if this store has three employees of the same type, all of them... almost impeccably beautiful, and the three have different "attributes", a loli, a young girl, and a big rabbit girl, then almost everyone's first reaction would be - is this store cheating?
What's more, Elodie and Lan Jiajia, who also work in the store, are not bad looking either, and Ouyang Xue is a mature woman with an explosive figure...
“We don’t really belong to this world.”
After a moment of silence, I said in a joking tone, "I am an elf from another world, Xiaomo is a demon from another world, and this one... this one is a giant dragon from another world, the kind that can eat a black dragon or a giant squid in one bite."
"I don't eat giant squid!"
Hearing what I said, Filo said disdainfully: "That thing is slippery and can spray ink. It's not as delicious as the Hammer Lizard."
"Oh, so you have all set yourselves up?"
Hearing what I said, Ouyang Xue showed an "I knew it" expression as expected: "Xia Mo does look like a demon, and as for Filo... she is a dragon, and her temperament is indeed a bit similar, but what kind of elf are you, Xiaomo? Are there such young elves?"
"How not!"
I blurted out, and then I remembered something: "Pfft, ffff, ffff, how can you be childish? I'm very mature, okay!"
"In my eyes, apart from your more mature emotional intelligence and your way of speaking, your personality is no different from that of a ten-year-old girl."
Ouyang Xue crossed her arms and said, "You said you were an elf. Assuming the life span of elves is 500 years, you are at most years old. Are you still running around every day wearing a green and white badminton-style dress and foot-stepping socks?"
I felt something sticking up above my head: "What is a badminton dress again..."
"Hey, everyone, are you in a meeting?"
As he was talking, Elodie pushed open the glass door and walked in. She yawned and her eyes fell on Filo: "New employee?"
"Hello."
Philo took the initiative to walk over: "I'm new here, my name is Philo."
"Foreigner?"
"No, my last name is Fei."
"What a rare last name."
Elodie nodded: "When I woke up in the afternoon, I was scrolling through videos and saw you. Your photos and videos are almost flooding my QQ group and WeChat group."
“What are QQ groups and WeChat groups?”
This time it was Elodie's turn to be curious: "Huh?"
"Philo used to work as a bartender in... uh, a relatively remote place."
I quickly stepped in to help: "I don't know much about life in a big city, and I'm currently trying to adapt."
"Yes."
Yin Xiamo also helped explain: "Just think of it as a giant dragon that has been mixing cocktails in another world for ten years and has just learned to talk here."
"Her setting is a dragon?"
Elodie seemed to be thinking about something, and came over to pat my shoulder: "A hero, a demon, and now a dragon. Well, very good. I like your middle school spirit, Noer. It means that you have a rich mind and are suitable for writing novels."
"Well……"
I was so flattered by Elodie that I didn't know how to respond.
Actually... actually this is not the product of rich thinking, this is true, my dear former editor.
"It just so happens that Elodie has arrived, and there aren't many people in our store anymore, so let's go downstairs and take a look."
Ouyang Xue, holding the key, glanced at several customers in the corner of the first floor who had no intention of going back at this time and were sitting on chairs playing with their mobile phones. She tapped a few times on the screen of her mobile phone.
Suddenly, scrolling subtitles appeared on the main screen in the lobby on the first floor and the small screen on the dining table: "The store manager and employees are cleaning the warehouse... Please press the call maid button if necessary."
"I remember that dude said the entrance is here..."
We were taken to the cats' living area, pushed open the metal door that could not be stopped by cats except humans, walked onto the soft mat filled with cats and cat climbing frames, and then pushed open the "cat warehouse".
This warehouse is usually used to store some canned cat food, cat snacks or freeze-dried food. It is equipped with a special low-temperature air conditioner, which is mainly used to ensure the freshness of the cat snacks inside. When the canned cat food and freeze-dried food outside are used up, we will come here to get some to replenish them. In most cases, no one will come in and out here frequently.
"He said the entrance is temporarily located here, and when the construction below is completed, the door will be built somewhere else..."
In the low-temperature warehouse, Ouyang Xue turned on the light on her mobile phone and searched behind a cat climbing frame at the end of the warehouse and found a button.
"found it."
Ouyang Xue turned her head and said, "Close the door and don't let the cat in."
"Ah."
I closed the door at the back, and suddenly the only light source in the huge corridor was Ouyang Xue's phone.
"Kacha——"
Accompanied by the sound of something being pressed, the wall behind the cat climbing frame slowly opened to the left and right, revealing a small staircase leading downwards.
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